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Matthew briggs: Posted this in a wrong thread earlier. Emmynite you go fear fear. Lol

Guy calm down o. we are in the public o. Lol

*Comes in with my queen Caracta, moves straight to the front seat and ushers her to seat before sitting *
Where is waiter caseless? please bring a bottle of the finest wine you have, and be very fast at it.
Xynerise where is my cheque book?

Caracta: Matthew Briggs, your words have melted my heart. Thank you...but i still don't understand why you took it down. *sniffs* THANK YOU.

@Emmy9ite, how are you today?

Am good love, tried sending a mail but you are not connected. How can I get to you??

xynerise: Antelope. You dey wash car another person dey drive am

Your own na play! You don chop So?

caseless: 'fornicator/adultrer' or rapi'st...wetin b dat ur name sef? Dey very careful! It wl do u more good if jst return 2 buisness section whr buying and selling is d order of d day and leave my wife alone. Go sell ur okirika clothe 4 dere make u leave my cara.

Lol. Guy calm down, Amancio Ortega is the 3rd richest man, his company Zara deals in clothes.
This is my second coming to Romance section, in my prime days, you were no where to be found.
Oya back to the matter, I am officially the sole owner of caracta, even the devil can testify.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Very true, but na wa for the exaggeration sha o [/color]

Lol, Nairaland has 1 million + users u know.

xynerise: Pls tell him Rhymez dont share

Who is Rhymez?? Is it the name of an animal, place or thing??
Where was he when I contested and won the heart of caracta in the presence of over 1 million Nigerians?

xynerise: Mumu

Antelope.

Matthew briggs: *Grabs Mic*

Have you ever wondered what its like for the Sun to stand Still! , for your world to pause for a moment, and in that moment, you receive a rush of inspiration, a rush of insight and have your perspective towards some thing change forever. I think the above experience best describe how I felt on stumbling on Caracta and her diary. She didn't just paint pictures with words,  but reminded me that amidst the decadence in our society,  the good ones do exist.

Oh Caracter...my nun... my Ms sunshine you've caught my facy not with Manchester or Assernal, but with your great personality and your unique mind. 

Here I am several months later, breaking all the rules of this challenge, damning all the consequences and defying this bout of malaria I am currently facing all in a bid to let you know that somewhere several kilometres from you is a guy who belives in you, your dreams, the potential you carry within, and the grace the almight has blessed you with. Oga moderator abi Madam moderator abeg pardon me for intruding into your challenge. Good thing we both know that when it comes to matters of the heart the mind is mummified. 


As I was saying,  Caracta ... my Ms sunshine, you are definitely a character. Cool calm and collected. Blessed with a beautiful mind, It is no mistake you have numerous admirers *Abeg Who no like better thing*. It is of no wonder you decided to be an E-nun, my E-Nun.


*Draws Caracta closer. Locks her in warm embrace while mildly caressing her succulent lips, I stare deep into her eyes*...Caracta my dear, I'll catch a grenade for you, I'll step in front of a bullet for you" ....Ermmmmmm *Scratch that Dear* I think we both know you're smart and deserve the truth. I instead will  be there with you all the way, to help you build your dreams. I Will be your last man standing when the whole world is all up in arms against you. Together we will shoulder the storm. It will be YOU & ME against the world.  Our journey will be rough but don't worry I'll go the extra mile for you , not just because you deserve it but because with you the extra mile is nothing but fun. 

I gbadun you Ms Caracta, I dey feel your Class,  it's high time we tango, and take this thing to the next level.  


Caracta... My Nun, My Sunshine
Please Stay beautiful

#Matthew Briggs #SaysSo.








[size=4pt]Disclaimer: Guys I get this babe wey I meet recently, she cute die and she dey lovely. I like her and I knows say she dey feel me well well.

To you my *pringles*, if you ever come across this piece, don't feel bad oh!. this was just me have e-fun with one of my e-crushes. Deep down we both know where my heart really belongs to. [/size]

Guy calm down o. She belongs to someone now. Don't go far to avoid an e-murder!

Nice thread! My love for caracta will soon be documented. Met online from the wooing challenge, got to know each other, married and died together!

Caracta: *clears throat*

@speakdatruth, nice try...romantic words. At a point, i thought i was at the Sexuality section. You sure got some raw words in your blog head

@Emmy9ite, nice try...simple and natural. The few lines are well loaded and the inserted image made me giggle like a school child.

My decision:

I'm sorry speakdatruth, if you took your time to 'research' me, you would know i don't do well with raw words and se.xu.al descriptions of the female body parts on the internet. That's just me. However, i love your spirit. Very active and fun to be with. I still don't want to believe you STOLE the poem. Are you a thief?

Emmy9ite...you killed it. As if you knew i love simplicity. You win! I say YES!

Yes!!!!
*gives caracta a warm hug and kisses* Thanks hunny!!
*Extends a handshake to speakdatruth* It was nice competing with you.
To all my fans, thanks for the support. it's a lifetime feat you know. hehe.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Abeg, make una forgive speakdatruth.




Maybe, he owns the blog. [/color]

Lol. Abeg free my competitor! Let him speakdatruth!

Speakdatruth: Caracta, imagine a summer day on the beach when suddenly a beautiful tropical rain started pouring. Your sundress got soaked while we struggled to stay sheltered under a palm tree.

In it we found
ourselves in total abandon, writhing in passion. We were enjoying the hot palm tree. I then felt your lips teasing my earlobes as I gently tugged on the buttons of your dress. My heart started to pound. I swear it was louder than
the thunder overhead. I trailed kisses down the side of your neck and would stop slowly as I nibbled your skin, while my hands cupped your breast$. My thumb teased
your nippl£ and You gasped as I felt this torment between your thighs. All you could do was
surrender to this wanton longing to be one. You pressed my body closer to yours. I was thrilled that
you felt exactly as I did. There may have been a
storm drowning your moans of pleasure, but the storm raging inside me was stronger! As I got hard, I knew I had to tell you how much I want you. I can’t wait until this is over, when I
know my dream will pale in comparison to the fire that will consume us both.

This wooing may come as a surprise to you, but I needed to tell you that, when we make love I feel
our bodies performing like
a true orchestra. Every sound and every movement
are in tune and there is harmony in every gesture;
everything is in place and I feel in harmony with the
entire universe.
Our bodies are instruments of mutual pleasure. The seldom times I open my eyes, I have a glimpse of
our shadows on the wall and it looks like a dance.

Our movements are precise and our souls are so light, as we give ourselves to one another. The sensation of fulfillment I experience when I am inside of you is
unforgettable. The desire of having you more and more is beyond any explanation. I wish those movements never ended and that I remained forever in your body. But
because those moments always come to a finish, there is no other option but to repeat them. I want us to dance to this music. I want to feel that
unshakable harmony that happens every time our skins touch. I want you
forever and always. I need
you in my life. Caracta just say yes.

Lol. P*rn alert!

Caracta: *clears throat*

Awww Emmy...now you gonna make me cry

Lol. Don't cry sweetheart, a Yes is all I need!

A SHORT PIECE FOR THE LOVE OF MY HEART, CARACTA.
Please read it slowly coz I wrote it slowly specially for you.
My love caracta,
I love you in this world and the world after.
Without you in my life, it will be a disaster.
I may not be perfect, but for you I will change my character!
Baby you are my passion, my vision, my determination and my action.
Miles may lie between us but we are never far apart,
For love doesn't count the miles,
Love is measured by the heart and a hundred hearts will be too small to carry all my love for you.
I love you caracta!!

skydeep: Cmon guys, we dont want this kinda wooing lines . Sounds like 2 Kungfu characters

Lol...It's not started yet. calm down... Lol

It's almost my time o. Abeg walk over things sharp sharp

Speakdatruth: who da fvck z doin ds ish? m fvckin ready

Give up dude, Caracta is already mine!!

Who is dropping first?

Waiting patiently for 8:30
*Gulps in my alomo, feeling high

*Licks my lips and cracks my finger*
Waiting patiently for 8:30
I just hope this won't end here. Am willing to make caracta my e-wife!

Kids on the loose! I don't know who to blame, ASUU or Mtn? The free MB is getting too much.
Let me flee before I am infected. I believe what Jim Rohn said, "You are the average of the five people you spend your time with"
*Takes caracta out of thread*

Siga: We need pictures and audio recordings of all the convos and insults... without those material evidence.... no case... lol

Abi o

I don't believe this. This is scripted!

Who is competing with me? Why are they changing everyday?

Caracta: Caracta is here

My love! How are you doing?

caseless: answer my question.

Ask about Emmy9ite. This is my second coming to Romance section, Lol. I base in the business section. I've come back to take my queen caracta!

Where is Don Jazzy?? He needs to advertise this Loya milk!!

Make I pitch my tent here. I pass!

Pdizzle: Beta go hospital, mk den treat u

Lol. He needs serious treatment. Do a HIV test too. Lol

78 pages??!! The rate at which people chat on this thread is alarming. Lets get down to business. BTW, Who has seen caracta lately??

hornipipe:

Hafa na?