abimbawealth:
Ti e ba o

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Lmaooo! That was cold!

Matildahenshaw:
ABU are strict jare. I remembered in our 100level we started with 15 first-class. Now by our 300level second semester result we have only 4 remaining out of which 3 are on less than 4.53

Till date, they've only had 2 people who graduated with first class from the department i finished from. One is a lecturer. The level of witch hunting is grand!

Sacluxpaint:
This post sure gonna discourage niggas from giving head....

You guys who are into this shi are really trying. I can't even dabble into this to save my life.

"Who tags"

Timbuktuo:
Bukatyne:

Isn't it strange that women want a woman to be president just for the sake of it? And any man who doesn't vote a woman is a misogynist who isn't ready for a woman president. . Never mind that more white women voted Trump than Hillary. Trump got 53% of the white woman's vote. . Le Trump also got 45% of college educated white women voted to Hillary's 51%. I could go on and on about the statistics of voting but that would probably be pointless. But the media will try to tell you it's uneducated, basement-deelling white men who voted Trump in. Bullshit. Bullshit, I say.

But I think the most important lesson for you should be never to trust the mainstream media. Forget whatever CNN is saying, they have/had an agenda and pursued it till the very end, and were shocked, shocked I say.

Did you learn from the media about Hillary getting leaked questions to the presidential debates? I guess not. Why? Because they wanted it all hush hush. Guess who leaked the question to Clinton, a CNN operative. Oh, the shock. Now, imagine if it was found out that Trump leaked questions, the furore would be deafening. I guess Hillary is special and untouchable and above the law.

And no, Trump isn't anti-everything, he's anti anything that is anti American welfare.l, and he is not afraid to say so. That is the reason he won because he said he wasgoing to protect the interests of the average American. Trump got millions of black votes, don't get it twisted. The black voters who cast for Clinton are very likely on welfare , and that is a great incentive to vote Democrat. The leftwing media is in shock but a certain dude named Michael Moore, a Clinton supporter, expressly stated why Trump would win and it had nothing to do at all with bigotry or racism. This is a guy who hates Trump telling the world Trump's strwnght, but I guess it was a little too late.

Anyway, I'm happy he won. After all, we misogynists do tend to stick together.

What I learned? "Tell Ze haters to go and die."

Saw the Michael Moore's article. It was baffling. The precision was just unexplainable.

Earth2Metahuman:
The power supply has reduced I must confess from what I was enjoying for the past few months.


Used to be like 23-24 to 92 hours before

But it has reduced to like 14- 16hrs.. Kinda sucks cos we are heading towards summer proper and it might reduce further

Summer?

EVery man has an addiction!!! same as women. I don't see this as a point.

Tears in my eyes.

vivypretty:
How much is the zero3

between 57 - 59k depending on shops.

Infinix zero 3 and Lenovo k5 are both not 4G enabled phones.

I finally got to know what my number plate means.... AKD. thanks op

Aiholi:


U're not a guy then.

I'm a tranny

Aiholi:


Which guy does that?
None..

I do

sade1994:


As in Eh very annoying. ..
Some even go as far as telling me.. ..one of my parents must have igbo blood.
Me wey be undiluted Oyo girl.

Hmmmn..... Nazo.

I can boldly tell you half of these people are not fine...... but...make up/filter. And don't think i'm hating, just stating the obvious.

Contact17:
Can't drive... failed my driving test .

To those that do drive, how long did it take to be fully confident?

A month

23.. took me one day. Drove on a major road same day but ended up bashing someone's car due to my lack of concentration.

bigtt76:


I think she erred here. Baba is 78 years or thereabout, you've lived with him just 27 years out of his life, you don't expect to know everybody he knows naaa. Besides that, must you know everyone to be appointed to government positions? All we need is someone who will deliver.

I hope this woman is not being used by disgruntled elements o!

Which Baba is 78

tysontim:
This is how people view women, is a pity

Not people...... Africans basically.

erico2k2:

very important

Whats that baseball bat for btw??

@jarus, so u re an alumnus. Great school! I rep 06 set.

Anthem

Happy workers are we all
That come from Offa grammar school
Day and boarders pupils and masters what a lucky bond we all appear
That seem to learn without a tear
More than jolly are we
That come from Offa grammar school
Let us pray, let us pray, let us pray, let us pray
Offa grammar school shall never perish
Amen! Amen!!
Amen amen amen
Efficiency and good character (2x)
Offa grammar school shall never perish

I should know you, man

kabrud:

I Don't think so. Once it comes up, it remains on. All lights on the dashboard usually come up the moment the ignition is turned on and they fade off once the engine starts. If the "Maint Reqd" comes up and remain, it will remain on until the car is serviced. Even after service the light will go off after about 30 min drive.

Thanks

kabrud:

Not exactly bro.
First, I don't think the car model is of any significance as long as it is among the relatively latest cars (98-till date). Secondly, the dash board is an invaluable means through which u can check that. The yellow light (in most cars) which shows "Maint Reqd" is not there for fashion. Whenever it comes up, it is actually telling you that ur car is due for servicing (filter and oil change). Thirdly, as part of driving skills, it is a good practice to always check the oil guage every morning b4 starting the car. What u check are the oil level and colour. Very low level suggests top up is required (symptom of fault in the engine) while very black colour suggests that servicing is required.

Bro, are you saying the minute "maintenance required" pops up on the dash board my car needs to be serviced? Mine pops up the min i start the car and it slowly fades out. Do i need to fret? last serviced my car mid August.
Btw, i drive 06 corolla S

madapcmod:
Afonja and Almajiri syndrome (owoda) . See a full grown up graduate stylishly begging for 100k.

He couldn't even be real, trying to copy the guy that got intern job with oando.

Shameless graduate. Nice reply from the senator

That begging for RTs is all over twitter...very annoying stuff.

SlaughterGang:

#10 more to 500




Cmon Buhari...you can do it

Lmaoooooo. Savage!!

Syphax:
6) When you try to tell a United fan Pogba is still adapting.
We didn't pay for adaptation inside the 89 Million Pounds abi?

This is me!!!!!!!!! lol

Been staying alone in Lag since 2012 and ive enjoyed every minute of it. You don't get angry over someone messing up with your rooms or touching what they are not supposed to. Most importantly, i have my privacy to myself.

FunkyMetahuman:
This actually is not peculiar to Nigeria only


People get really excited after owing the first car.

Well, i wasn't. I was just indifferent. After all, na my money i take buy am. No be person buy am for me

Buhari looks frail.

Missing like the chibok girls.

herzern:
My Only Unnecessary Spending....

*Data Subscription......

How I wish FG can provide a Nation-wide WiFi for everyone......

2k every month no be small money oooh........


Dstv sev don dey leave....Local Station/Antenna ti take over......

LOL.. This is me. My 2k glo subscription is becoming a big deal these days. for Dstv: cant remember the last time i subscribed. My car bumper needs fixing,' hit another car on my way back from church yesterday, but im already having sleepless night