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ITV2 no dey for my tv menu tv no be my ting sha

hia dem neva get beta singers pass Yankee sef . . . shey wetin dem take do nah?

dia pesin jus dey jolly nau. . .nutin do her abeg

mother wey carry pikin for back

pee effriwia na so dem tek do after dem fit drink plenty

small small na so e start. . . abeg u fit remain some for me

brandy you go shayo after you dey inside church abi?

me too dey carry that condition for head

dat one mek I clear my ears too I wan hear am

round round round e go na so pesin dey yan

money money na good ting

lefulefu:
awwh sister kilode?
u don dey vex with me?

haba, how I go vex local comedian nau. . . na play play, shebi ur oyinbo girl neva sabi dat kain ting come teach u

lefulefu don come again o. . .sha mek I no lie I want scarifications of my own.

lefulefu:
i sabi say u be waffi babe.oya come make we empty dis bottle of sapele water

and we kon dey pour am for ur empty head abi

lefulefu:
na wich one come be your own for inside .wether na pidgin or na for queens english i converse wetin matter be say u  understand wetin i talk

Whenever you narrate your fiction I've become accustomed to your kwe kwe style so it kinda affects the manner in which I read your fairytale when you use google translator to interprete your english, lefulefu it's not by force if english no gree flow komot from ur mouth I prefer your pidgin memoirs anyway.

now I no enter church again oh, ma spirit no fit match flesh. . .

smh. . .I tire sef

I pray this news is false sha because already my heart is heavy.

house of God you don komot now now reach home abi?

Fickle:
There is always a trend on Nairaland. It started with ladies and money, we got lots of threads & posts to that effect. I guess this week & weeks to come would be about women and marriage.

The current trend is all about whose the sexiest poster

nah schooling I fit complete before I dey join una for back home

oyinbo pipo no get taboo before so dem go dey jolly anyhow dey see am. . .sha mek I no lie, no effri time Jand dey jam . . . sometimes e dey taya me sef

Ochais:
I am dating dis girl for months now, she said she loves me, but there is no trace of it even in her smile nd character 2wards me, edo girl hw una b? Some one shuld help me, i love dis babe,

Okay now what has her ethnicity got to do with her so called inability to express her love for you

Are your friends advising you against her because she is Edo or because "there is no trace" of whether she loves you . . . because the way you worded the title makes it seem like the former.

I'm always iffy about these stats, it keeps on fluctuating . . . if only a decent census could be carried out sha.

so wetin dey happ fo ur side? u no go church abi wetin you tek do on Sunday?

Well in that case I still have 4 precious days to sin before the deadline however I am still alert to "false prophets" that dwell.

nah dem come tell me flenjour na one kain group abi no be so?

sha I don dey do small research fo dis flenjour no mind me oga

na wetin be flenjour again? guy you no say I be Deltan pikin but na my pijin don dey for primary 1 level so abeg take am easy o  I dey learn fast sha