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"hungry man na angry man", mek you soak gari come hold your belle

maybe some don't do their exercise in a regulated setting, some may opt to go for private runs etc I know I do. . . and I also know some Nigerian girls who do go to the gym so there goes another generalization burning on the alter of myths

aww we love you too even though Nairaland is a distorted representation of Nigerians lol I'm glad some still appreciate and recognize the positivity

bin gbagbo:
My answer is N.O, period!

man no dey chop love.

In a scenario whereby after some time during your marriage your spouse lost his/her job, would you consider divorcing them over a matter that is reversible?

as for me, if my own partner currently didn't have a job I would still consider marrying him only if he is serious about getting one . . . if he's serious eventually he will be employed if he's enterprising he will just become self-employed . . . no condition is permanent nau.

he has already gone into the world to multpily so wetin consen am again

It is true that Northerners are beautiful however I'm not too sure about some pictures posted here . . .

@ OP, the funny thing is despite another putting someone else down because of their physical appearance, diversity is what complements us anyway thus enhancing our beauty. . .

ATLgal:
Not true. I am not a fan of insulting the physical however, "God" did not make u orobo or lepa, totally up to you, so it's fair game.

You do have a point however some people could be genetically predisposed.

. . .abi una neva hear wetin dem abuja ashy dey do for dem clients?. . .not a wise idea to legalize in my opinion, Madam Fashola is correct.

Well since I'm a woman I'll just have to reword it differently and say that my husband will be my number 1 priority.

tiniyata:
i'll LOVE my wife, but i am still single o

hmmm baba na so?

lefulefu:
ok i don hear u but make u no come dey beg me to be your husband when old age come dey knock at your door ooo!

mek u no beg me come sponsor you wen your oyibo pet come dey dupe you chop all your money finish

so long both parties are governed by love, then yes it is okay

lefulefu:
Na the fat and ugly white women that get duped by scammers and green card seekers and the beautiful classy white chicks dont get duped.its the same way that the fat ugly white girls get used by blk american men and many of them even fund the drug trade for many of their blk american boyfriends.[size=15pt]Man its tough being a fattie [/size].

Is that why you don dey do campaigning for am wit dat your avatar?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Apparently you did.[/color]

claremont:
Do you mean "virtuous" woman?! Since you can't even spell something you are looking for, the only women you will find will be the real vicious ones!

na so we so am. . .

oh dear. . .not another women are the bane of the earth thread. . .all humans are insatiable beings so please spare me . . .

oops I just read your introduction, before I was just struck by your title so my initial answer was tailored to the topic title.  . . erm how do you reckon you'll "rescue" her from her reckless lifestyle it seems she's not that much into you . . . I don't know sha

tiniyata:
@emofine, i de feel u nor be small, na to fashie d jollof rice enter your dessert na im win am o! my mind just de tel me se you go two sweet finish since my lof for u de steam like water for hot radiator. if i finish wit u na 4 twins we go born, and your lovely skin fit put assunder, n anywhere u go na im i go follo

4 twins you wan giv me? kai! bobo you too dey generous, abi you wan mek we reproduce new winning super eagle squad? I come go defend inside goal and na you be captain so no be me you fit follow, na bi I wey follow you.

tiniyata:
@emofine, e don te i de search for u,even the flower i bin bring com for u befor don turn bush for my house. i no com here com tel u se u two fine bet to tel u say your beauty de taste like banana. i no ready share u wit anybody again because my heart de tel me se na only u fit mak my bodi catch cold

Romeo, so your journey don dey end well. . .na good ting your flower don de blossom reach bush so, abi mek we come dash am finish for all your 20 omoges minus 1 wey you just dey kuku bin mek am no vex come dey finish us off wit juju . . .
You know say beauty get levelz before . . . as de sun mek person glow come mek dem beauty radiate na your own reach fit enhance my own.
Oga, mek I prepare you jellof come dey warm your bodi. . .before I fit dash you banana on side wey you go dey chop wit jellof sha but since you don sabi my flavour come be like banana mek you skip de meal come finish desert . . .

LesbianBoy:
emofine, bro, e get suntin wey i wan te you, the matter don day worey me since na him i tok say if i nor tell you i fit died! no vez oooo, i want make me and you become 5 & 6, how you see am now [color=#990000][/color]

guy I no fit understand . . . 5 & 6? abi we for dey fill vacancy for super eagles squad

tiniyata:
@emofine no mind me o jare, even if i get 20 babes, i go make u my number one. i no sabi talk truth but u come make me speak my mind. if na to do anytin for u, i go clear de full ota farm for u, and i fit take my left testicles sow seed for church for your sake

na so? . . .no be no.1 mek I fit hold alone na first and last, no dey do jara for your side oh

OP, are you just finding this out now? . . . so now you sabi she be 5 months senior pass you what's changed? . . . abi she's allowed to enter certain places and dem no go send you

tiniyata:
you! yes you!! Wey de read dis my yarns now, no be u tell me se i no go si u again? Na wetin u com de take me do? I tell u say na GOD bless me de very first day wey i si u, u com de do shakara for me. i bin tink se u don leave me for good but i know se u still love me, since i tell u de last time say 'i go always be de bee wey de disturb u honey'

Guy, so your yans carry weight like this so . . . abi na rehearsal you come do before. . .sha mek I no lie e sweet small for my belle but I know say dis kain bobo wey carry sweet mouth dey hail so na im carry plenty omoges for him side, abi you be serial toaster?. . .see me see danger oh mek I shine my eyes. .
Sha, you for bone this "love" mata no be wedding vow you wan display shebi you wan do proposal? . . .

seedord247:
Nne Na bcus of you i send my mama go village so make she no give us problem.

you be correct bobo

sexkillz:
I hear dis wan for wan song like that:

Babe, you must to cure my craze
If u want me and u we go race
i fit take u bck to my place
so me and u jus go dey dey. . . . .. . . .

guy, wetin be the song wey contain dis one before?

It's fair in my opinion . . . well as long as the projects actually materialize.

lefulefu, no be you be that kain babe you dey yan of sef?  . . . wetin pesin go see for romance section . .  1am lefulefu create new thread . . . by 2 pm he don pen another two topics . . . you for waka up and down left and right gathering synopsis, collecting gossips to write volume X of Naija babe wahala. You demonstrate verbally what those women are doing literally . . . lefu, you no get work?
. . .sha you be talented writer why you no write for Nollywood surprise me sef.

Mr. Man una neva tire? . . .for breakfast, lunch and dinner una go chop naija babe palava finish abi na wetin?. . .very soon you go dey carry mouth tok say na naija babes be the cause of super eagles exit. . .

Sha mek I tell you something for free abeg . . . no be effri Naija girl wey tek eye dey shook guy anyhow wey wan form shakara . . .  some girls no wan do . . . no be hard to get thing, she just no wan do! or na by force she go gree for anyhow bobo . .  shebi is that not what oyibo girls are for? . . after you don finish your preliminary with your oyibo kele and your yanga don expire no be una wey hunt Naija babe wey never soil her body finish come wife am?

In fact no be our ways wey dey need refining jo na una men . . . wetin? some of una tek be methusala age mate still you no dey shame carry eye for fresh babe begin to salivate . . . and you come say she dey form for grangbaba

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I see so no more me & my oyinbo gf?no more 'i too fine my neighbour dey eye me'. . .u don tire u want dey face reality now abi?lol[/color]

No mind am . . . shakara don end.

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