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mondays don dey fly quick

Church elder so you kon be? na wa oh . . . chai, maybe na you be my youth teacher sef

church service dey for Monday?

luqken:
FORWARD NEVER

BACKWARD EVER

reverse evolution

pikin fit chop eba dis evening

wella wella na how I dey so how bodi dey for una?

I never liked him before.

pocket wey get plenty holes

Prince, those pictures you posted never swayed me either way - a reminder to you that such concept is subjective. . . if anything the only factors that weighed in my weary decision was your awful conditions. . .

would you rather come to this world really beautiful and dumb, as in you have the pretty face, the hour glass figure, and the nice derriere but cannot even form a coherent sentence?

Just no, ok.

If I cannot present my thoughts in words and have to rely on my "nice derriere" as a safety net I'd feel empty. In fact if I can't translate how I feel and my opinions then I'd feel very very lonely.
Furthermore a beautiful person who utters fallacy may not even be appreciated (at the very least by serious minds) as that affects the wholesomeness of their beauty.


. . . oh and then I spotted another stipulation that was unattractive to me:

Or would you rather come to this world really ugly and intelligent, as in you are obese, shapeless, and unattractive but a genius?

Of course I don't want to be "obese, shapeless" etc but I wouldn't want to be a genius either. I wouldn't be comfortable with that level of intelligence or expectation.


While I would love to be appreciated for my mind foremost, I know in the society that we live in people gravitate towards beautiful people and as a consequence some people's beauty is reduced to mere talent because that is the only quality that they can offer and what would open doors for them - a very hollow beauty. If people accept me based solely on my outward appearance then it would be so very hard for me to distinguish who are my faithful friends (if any) or who actually value me outside the realms of vanity.
On the other hand an ugly duckling can acquire other gains that will eclipse their unpleasant countenance.

All in all your question is the equivalent of someone asking me by which method I'd rather perish by . . . drowning or burning. . .your options are indeed morbidly depressing.

. . . but having evaluated the poor options given I thus would choose to be born "beautiful and dumb" because I know that knowledge is not elusive to a person who seeks it, so I can always sharpen my intellect but being permanently ugly is akin to a life sentence that requires continuous adaptation.
I'm a very picky person so I'll rather go with the option whereby I can affect at least one factor in my favour.

Dearie me I actually feel guilty for providing an answer to this vain question

perilous time

treacherous parasites

I love older men too, they are good teachers and very experienced. . . well the best of them are.

lefulefu mek u no forget tell us say how you come attract your oyibo babe too oh

ndo.

Dyt:
readin again . . . . . .

Lol take your time

Creamish:
Check the calibre/type of people u attract and u'l know d subject/theme of your beauty.

Solid answer.

Pijin sweet pass kween english abeg any mata for ground wey man wan yan pijin get am pass for many levelz. . . sha na additional entertainment e come bring - the way pesin come arrange dem display anyhow bi lyk say pijin na art form.

I believe Pidgin is more popular in certain regions however as I doubt people in Borno state (for example) communicate in the lingo.

You may have a point about not as many people who speak pidgin write in pidgin, but talking and writing na different mata nau. . . some people sabi speak am pass writing sef as for me I no sabi fit to form na pijin I dey gbadun, no lele.

lol so left for the government to clear Nigeria of this genetic pool abi dem too carry the same kain blood

nothing I won't hear again chai

Lol at the previous responses

@ topic: utter catastrophe

I can't sing

lol I was going to also ask for a hundred more wishes too

but if I was granted only three wishes

1) My family will never lack

2) Nigeria to be harmonious

3) For me to escape to another realm, hopefully spiritual - I'm curious about life form in other dimensions.

fine weather na im be today

No. . .

There is no country in this world that isn't corrupt so I doubt that one day there would be such a nation without this particular element especially if that country is Nigeria.

However the hope is that the corruption in Nigeria will no more be the type which serves to erode the progress of the society.

A particular conversation between a couple of ladies inspired me to create this topic. During the dialogue one party present expressed in a subtle manner that the volume of men she attracts bares testament to her beauty . . . in fact that conversation was reminiscent of another one (slightly different) I heard a few years ago so I believe this may not be a feeling that is unique.

. . .okay I know that people have their own means of measuring beauty. . .

and I understand that being able to attract so and so may boost a person's ego but is such an affirmation to a person's beauty? . . .is this means a sufficient index?

Money good but why e be say u neva komot nairaland come dey spend am? . . .abi na monopoly money you fit tek spray

ogugua88:
Ma don't mind her. The entire time she's been in this thread she's been cursing me even though I've never spoken to her or anything lol. Life is short. Precious minutes shouldn't be wasted on giving her the kind of response that she's warranted for herself. My suggestion is that everyone else ignores her since she's here strictly to cause wahala.

Ogugua I'm glad say I no fine reach ur level o . . . the enemies wey go dey vex me na im mek I thank God for what he has given me

P.S. Keep doing you, you're blessed and beautiful despite bad belle people

tomoro I fit tie scarf kuku waka for school if de style no fine

else another activity come hold you now . . . shey na wetin don happ for my side, I suppose dey dream by now instead I siddon dey style my hair

sha I fit waka dey go, na school come dey pursue me for bed early.

love it