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see today no go mirror tomorrow, nobody sabi wetin tomorrow go bring, sha the ting wey no fi kill u e go mek u strong

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Flashaldrin:
sha??

sha u wan mek I begin serenade you? I no know how to sing o but I for try

alright alright, I'll make that 3 cheers and a high 5.

sauer:
From earlier:

Maggie Mathematical has five sons. One is called Alpha, another is called Beta, the third is called Gamma and the fourth is called Fred. What is the fifth son's name?


Thanks all!


[size=5pt]correct answer to this question gets "something nice!"[/size]

Iso

er . . .Delta?. . .Omega? . . .Bob?

^^ah I missed him again

wherefore art thou sauer?

go see where thou gonner go go to now, gosh!


pwetty4me/ 2buff/ emöfine/ ugosly

^^lol we'll miss you.

Xionez:
find out you have been dropped on a island with nothing but a single shot in a 17th Century pistol like Jack Sparrow.

I'd do a little dance finally happy to be in solitude and use that time to ask myself some questions. . .then after my initial jubilation has wore off and I've exhausted my soul searching I'd take my 17th century Pistol and shoot a massive whale so I can use the body as transportation back to civilization.



You woke up in an older body.

mbira

Xionez:
Midnight jist

lol

K'naan - Take a Minute

Reading Somali poetry whilst listening to chimurenga.

mörphine

1000 xoxoxo

missing sima
BK911
Legend of Sauer

@Jamace where did you find Tobias and Mormons?

@Flash well done sha

Vexed because I've continuously refused her invite!

Crouching Tiger.

MsDarkSkin:
     

MESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! but i love it!!

Lol it's all over the place, but I love energetic craze

I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. It was a lulu; kept people looking so hard for facts…and for others it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially since the names of the books were not capitalized. But the truth finally struck home to numbers of our readers. To others it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. Yes, there will be some really easy ones to spot. Others may require judges to help them. I will quickly admit it usually takes a pastor to find one of them, and there will be loud lamentations when it is found! A little lady says she brews a cup of tea so she can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax now, for there really are sixteen names of books of the Bible in this paragraph.

- courtesy of naijajive

Make a word that has three or more consecutive letters of the alphabet;

defiant student

Seven years ago, Julia's mum was twice as old as Julia. Today Julia's mum is 31. How old is Julia?

19

the tractor was driven there over the ice during winter!

lol how did I miss this

Azizmii:
I am really in a dilemma. I am a muslim and I have been dating a Christian girl for over 2 years.

To us, difference in religion is not an issue as my mum is a Christian and we have lived happily. But her parents are against it. We have also been told by four different clerics that we are not meant to be.

I am confused now and don't know what to do. I kindly request your opinions.

Thanks.

You're a Muslim. She's a Christian.

. . .and according to the Holy Bible a believer cannot be "unequally yoked"

. . .according to the Holy Quaran a male believer is permitted to marry any woman from the people of the Book i.e Christian.

So which way do you believers thus go (providing you're strong believers of course)?

Her God and his righteous men forbids it.

Your God and your family permits it.

To be fair, this is perhaps what her Christian parents and clerics are dreading. Despite your mother being Christian you were perhaps raised a Muslim (unless you chose of your own accord). From the lady's nearest and dearest point of view, the staple religion in your matrimonial home is very likely to be Islam and perhaps the potential children of you both. If she marries you she would have thus compromised herself.

But I wonder how much you value your faith and how important is she to you? (and vice versa)

What if a fifth cleric said Yes, would you two feel vindicated despite the heavy "No's" from four other clerics?

Are you going to keep going to clerics until one eventually says "Yes"?

If an Imam says Yes and a Cleric says No what will happen? Maybe you should consult a Rabbi -

afrobaby:
My dear , just pray about it seriously, and trust God, he will give u an answer

Sorry but who is he praying to? He is a Muslim she is a Christian, so are they both gonna ask their individual God to intercede in this matter? What if one God say's no and the other yes (technically is the case as of now) which God should they abide by?

Marriage is only the beginning because I suspect (if they both not strong believers anyway) that they will meet at many a crossroads. . .but I am surprised that a Muslim man went to seek consultation from clerics anyway. Azizmii, was you considering getting married in a church or you just wanted the blessing of her folks?

@OP anyway "God is love" and all that or am I confusing the religions here . . .best of luck!

let me provide you with small pidgin english too

bad belle-K-leg

I'd decapitate him and drink red wine from his skull




You were covered in a pool of blood

Ah I feel obliged to teach him how to slap properly . . . so we'll start our warm up with a dizzy punch

Xionez:
I haVe my own private room in Buckingham Palace.

In the dungeons

My point all along was HOW does THAT LIST defines a woman because she has a bosom and a man because he has a Joystick?   

For the supposedly "weaker sex" the "woman's" list is  conviently  more laborious than the "man". . . "changing a light bulb" - give me strength!

How many times does one cook as opposed to washing a car which by the way some just take to the car wash

Someone has the right to DEFINE MY WOMANHOOD?   

Exactly! I just wonder how one can summarize a "role" for 3 billion+ people

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=850174.msg10011869#msg10011869 date=1327109308]Now you see my objections?  But noooooooo, I am a feminist, manhater, dyke, "too westernized", and all the other bullshits.[/quote]Ha, I've been nominated for quite a few myself.

Woman
Washing dishes;
Doing the laundry, including folding and ironing;
cleaning the house;
cooking the food;
getting the kids ready for the school, if there are kids in the relationship;
changing the diapers of the baby, if needed;
assistant to the head of the household; and
satisfying her husband sexually.

I guess I don't qualify to be a woman then

^^ ah I have a very vivid imagination

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freeemö/finecocoa

Tied up in Lives in my basement with my other male hostage harem.

*carries her whip and turns to gendebs and barks* Get back in the cage boy!

£37 now


freecock/BK911

2b or not 2b

2buff:
E'mi o fine =Yoruba 2 English=> I'm not fine

Ah, I'll just adhere to the Japanese version then.