Politics › Re: Buhari Produced Most Embarrassing Budget In History- Saharareporters by emonkey(m): 8:32am On Feb 18, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Flaunts His Made-In-Aba Shoes, Says They're As Good As Italian Shoes by emonkey(m): 11:27am On Feb 15, 2016 |
skelewu404: This guy seems to be living on social media You nko ? |
Politics › Re: After Buhari’s Second Term, Osinbajo Should Serve As President For Two Terms – E by emonkey(m): 8:07pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
[size=16pt]The NEPA bill president will be lucky to be permitted to finish one term. Even more hopeless beyond the "ineffectual buffoon" Second term ko ? Second bass ni  [/size] |
Politics › Re: Fadimatu Mai Talle Tara Dies by emonkey(m): 11:07pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
londonrivals: Hajia Fadimatu Mai Talle Tara, the 90 year old woman who donated her N1 million savings to the Buhari presidential campaign organization last year has died. She died this morning at her home.
She was a popular food vendor in Koko, Koko/Besse Local Government Area of Kebbi State. She was a widow and is survived by 15 children and 15 grandchildren. May her soul rest in peace, Amen.
http://www.metronaija.com/2016/02/photos-90yr-old-woman-who-donated-her.html [size=16pt]She died of disappointment of wasting her money on a person worse than "ineffectual buffoon "  [/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguana And Husband Eating Eba And Ogbono Soup (Photo) by emonkey(m): 9:28pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Makes London Metro Newspaper (Photo) by emonkey(m): 6:35pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
sugarbelly3: Yes, it's a big deal!
One of London's biggest daily newspaper 'London Metro' did a cover on Basketmouth this morning and his UK concert happening live at the Apollo London on valentine's day. The tour kicks off tonight with Birmingham, Manchester and then London and will continue next weekend in Berlin and Essen (Germany) and in Prague, Czech Republic.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BBrwH7InTqI/ No big deal in appearing in Metro. Shut up! |
Christianity Etc › Re: This Lady Claims She Is Going To Hell Fire And So Proud Of It ( Photos ) by emonkey(m): 3:55pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
hungryboy: If she don near were dem dey burn tire before, She go know say hellfire no be play, You don go there before or just imagining things pastor told you ? Pastor sef don go there before ?  |
Education › Re: Headmaster Sacked In Kaduna For Diverting Biscuits & Oranges by emonkey(m): 6:22pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Even If Buhari Submits Nepa Bill As Budget by emonkey(op): 5:54pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
[size=16pt]WETIN !! You people no even recognise joke again ? NEPA bill ko , guguru paper ni.  [/size] |
Politics › Re: Even If Buhari Submits Nepa Bill As Budget by emonkey(op): 4:12pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
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Politics › Even If Buhari Submits Nepa Bill As Budget by emonkey(op): 3:08pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
To all you silly GEJites who are making noise here, let me tell you something. Even if Sai Baba submit NEPA bill for budget, I will accept it. Even if all the ministers of Sai Baba denies the budget because shame catch them I will continue to follow . What about you? I love Sai Baba! .....Sai Baba!.....Sai Baba!.....Sai Baba!.....Sai Baba!.....Sai Baba!.....Sai Baba!. TILL ALL OF UNA GET SENSE THAT NORRIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT !  |
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With An Older Lady With Two Kids by emonkey(m): 9:08am On Feb 11, 2016 |
damostic2005: Hello guys, I need your honest opinions, I'm 26years old and I'm in love with a 30year old lady. She loves me too and she's got 2kids already, she has never been married as the father of her children left her over 8years ago..
She's a responsible woman as far as I know because she takes proper care of her kids, she's fromAkwa ibom and she's a police officer (Asp) but my parents don't want me to be with her, they say because she's older and she's got kids and because she's not yoruba, that she won't be submissive and respectful to me, bla bla bla.
..I'm a fresh graduate am still job hunting though..but once I get a job and settle down, I'm willing to go all the way with her..
We have been off and on for 4years now..but one thing am sure is that she loves me and her kids love me too..please I'm I on the right path? I hope am not getting myself into trouble? Please I need your candid advise..thank you guys [size=16pt]The witches from your village , or your wicked stepmother, or the okpo wey she don take nack you for blokoss, have not yet left your case. SMH  [/size] |
Travel › Re: Mob Attacks Nigerian In Hyderabad India by emonkey(m): 10:28am On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: I Didn’t Know Why I Came To Rule Now – Buhari by emonkey(m): 10:26am On Feb 06, 2016 |
khalhokage: President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday said that with the quantum of problems his administration inherited, he sometimes wondered why he had to seek power at this time.
Buhari spoke in London while addressing members of the Nigerian community in the United Kingdom.
Our correspondent obtained a transcript of the President’s address to the gathering on Friday.
Buhari said he wondered why oil, which used to sell for over $140 per barrel, would reduce to $30 per barrel during his time as the President.
Notwithstanding the problem, however, Buhari said he kept praying to God to be merciful to the over 170 million Nigerians who are exposed to poverty, illiteracy and other social ills.
He said, “With the problems we have in this government, I sometimes wonder. At least, this time around, I asked for it, I prayed for it, I went round the country and I asked for it. But the first time under the military, I allowed the military to take decision.
“But I say why me? Why is it that it is when they have spent all the money, when they made the country insecure that I returned? “Why didn’t I come when the treasury was full? Oil price was over $140 per barrel and when I came, it slipped down to $30. Why me? “I keep on praying to God to pity Nigeria and its over 170 million people who are exposed to climate change, illiteracy and poverty.”
The President, however, said his administration had succeeded in mopping up over N2.2trn as of January through the Treasury Single Account arrangement.
He said although the TSA was introduced by the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan, that administration could not implement it for reasons best known to its officials.
He said his administration decided to implement the arrangement when he came on board and discovered that the country was broke. The President said, “You know the condition we are in now. I am sure with demands from home, in spite of what your effort is, you know we are really in trouble.
“We have tried to impose what we call Treasury Single Account. The reason is simple. This government did not initiate it, it was initiated by the previous government. But it was so unpopular to the bureaucracy, so the previous government for its own reasons, could not impose it.
“But when we came and we found out that we were broke, we said this is the way to do it.
“I will tell you two examples to convince you. Firstly, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation had more than 45 accounts. Ministry of Defence had more than 70 accounts. Tell me which Accountant-General can trace all these accounts?
“So, we imposed TSA. By the end of December, coming to January 2016, we mopped up more than N2.2trn which would have been used through bureaucratic system to raise vouchers and sign cheques so that they don’t go into the next budget.”
The President said Nigeria owed the United States and Britain a lot of appreciation for stopping the former administration from rigging the last presidential election.
He recalled that ahead of the elections, the former National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki (retd.), urged the service chiefs and the then Inspector-General of Police to tell officials of the Independent National Electoral Commission that they could not guarantee their safety during the polls.
He said the then Chairman of INEC, Prof. Attahiru Jega, however, gave a comprehensive report at a meeting of the National Council of State, where he said he would be able to deliver, at least, 60 per cent free and fair election. The President said as of that time, the country had never gone beyond 45 per cent.
He said it took the intervention of US Secretary of State, John Kerry, for the last administration to conduct credible election.
He said, “Then we insisted that election must be done according to the constitution.
“At this point again, I must hasten to thank the United States for sending the Secretary of State, Kerry, to go and read the riot act to the previous government and speak to Prof. Jega, the Chairman of INEC and speak to us as opposition that the US would not tolerate any election outside the Nigerian constitution.
“They maintained the pressure from that date until after the election and the formation of the new government.
“I think Nigerians honestly should thank the US for this. The same thing with Britain, they used all their experience and their powers to make sure that the Federal Government did not rig the last election.
“We thank God, we thank these super powers and we thank technology. Why we thank technology is because of the permanent voter cards and the card readers.”
Buhari said the issue of Diaspora voting had been coming up in all the countries he had visited since the inception of his administration.
Copyright PUNCH. [size=16pt]Cry Cry President  .. Why me Boohooo  [/size] |
Politics › Re: Why Does Everyone Making A Thread Include "CC Lalasticlala" To The Thread by emonkey(m): 9:04am On Feb 05, 2016 |
felifeli: You are very dull. Lalasticlala is the god that makes every prayers get answered here. Like adding 'in Sango's name I pray' after saying your prayers when you wake up in the morning. Do you now understand? LOOOOOOOL  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Home And Office Cleaning Services In Ibadan by emonkey(m): 10:11pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Biya Approves Use Of Witchcraft To Fight Boko Haram(pic) by emonkey(m): 8:14pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
jonhemma11: Cameroonian president Paul Biya has reportedly approved the use of witchcraft in fighting terror group Boko Haram.According to Cameroonian journalist ChiefBisong Etahoben, Chiefs of Cameroon’s East Region had asked President Biya to grant them permission to use witchcraft in finishing off Boko Haram.
The journalist on Tuesday tweeted that Far North Governor Midjiyawa said: “The head of state has demanded that an aspect of witchcraft be integrated into the fight against Boko Haram.”
Details later…
Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/02/cameroon-president-approves-use-of.html [size=15pt] Kai! Women don show the man pepper  Witchcraft dey work true true o !  [/size] |
Politics › Re: Dasuki’s Trial Stalled Again, Case Adjourned Till February 26 by emonkey(m): 3:24pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Think Of First Fruit Offering? by emonkey(op): 5:38pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
dorox: Therein lies the wickedness of the pastor, lying to members that by giving the little they have to him will make them rich. He quoted many verses of the bible though , where God demanded that you bring the first fruit which is your first profit/harvest from your endeavour . What I saw particularly wrong is that he thinks this should be done every year . I think it should be done only once if at all , unless you are changing business every year or you are a farmer harvesting every year. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Think Of First Fruit Offering? by emonkey(op): 1:13pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
dorox: The pastor collecting it is wicked, while the person giving it is stupìd. But they say it is not compulsory o. Only give it if you don't want to remain poor. Faith in action? |
Christianity Etc › What Do You Think Of First Fruit Offering? by emonkey(op): 7:28pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
More and more Pentecostal churches are preaching the payment of first fruit offerings these days. According to them this represents the entire income that you make on the first month of the year . Do note however that you will still be obliged to pay tithe on all other monthly incomes throughout the year. I think this is rather funny one way or the other . What do you say ? |
Politics › Re: 10 Killed In Bauchi Suicide Attack by emonkey(m): 4:49pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
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Car Talk › Re: Carpet Grass Car In Akure That Has Got Everyone Talking: (photos) by emonkey(m): 10:44am On Jan 27, 2016 |
Na weed seller or smoker ? |
Education › Re: Free Food Leads To School Stampedes In Kaduna (photos) by emonkey(m): 7:40pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
saints2: There have been stampedes at junior schools in Kaduna state, since the local government introduced a free school meal for all pupils this month. It has led to a huge influx in students. According to sources, a school in Rigasa, near Kaduna city, has had a lot of stampedes that the Red Cross workers are always at hand to treat those hurt in the rush to get food.
Source:| http://ajayiwrites..com.ng/2016/01/free-food-leads-to-school-stampedes-in.html [size=14pt]Almajiri government[/size] |
Business To Business › Re: NISIBOR EXPRESS AND NORMAL SHIPPING FROM CHINA by emonkey(m): 11:21am On Jan 23, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: I Slept With My Male Friend During Our Short Break Up, Shld I Tell My Boyfriend? by emonkey(m): 7:11pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
heryourdayji: I am in this relationship, and I and my boyfriend have had quite a rocky relationship. We often quarrel and argue and just recently, I found out that he had joined a dating website. This surprised me as I don’t know why he would do that while we were together. I confronted him and he apologized, claiming that he only did it because we were having a lot of problems and thought that we were done at the time. I was extremely hurt and angry so I broke up with him and told him that i never wanted to see him again.
The day after that, I was hanging out with one of my male friends, we got into a serious talk and ended up having sex.
I had sex with my friend, hoping it was going to make me feel better but i ended up feeling a lot worse after. I have never done things like this, but when I decided to sleep with my friend I don’t think that my boyfriend and I would ever get back together.
After a few days, he called me (my ex) we were talking and we got all emotional and we decided to give things another go. I love him so much and really want to be with him but I was sad because it took me having sex with my friend to realize how much I wanted my boyfriend back. Having sex with my friend also made me realize how easily mistakes are made so i am willing to forgive my boyfriend for joining the dating site.
We are back together now but I have not told him that I slept with someone else during our short break up and I really don’t want to tell him because i am afraid he will not forgive me and that I will lose him forever this time. I feel like I am being dishonest, which I so hate the feeling but I definitely hate the thought of having to tell him more. So my question is, if you sleep with someone else during a short break up do you need to tell your partner that u slept with someone else? Or is it none of their business when you have broken up?
Please I need good advice from mature romanceland esp guys
Cc: Lalasticlala What does that mean? Just convert to Catholic , go and tell it to Father. He will give you 100 Hail Marys and you are free. |
Politics › Re: If You Were To Be The President For 24 Hours, What Would You Accomplish? by emonkey(m): 7:07pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Destined2win: In leadership, and indeed everything in life, time matters. In fact, time is life!
Now, if you were saddled with the responsibility of leading a nation for 24 hours, what would you be priority standards?
What do you think you can achieve within that time frame considering how 'short' it is?
Let's see those who have smart ideas.
Lalasticlala [size=14pt] If I were President Buhari I will declare myself irredeemably incompetent and resign. Honestly !  [/size] |
Business › Re: Emefiele Blames Naira Fall On US Policy and Importation by emonkey(m): 11:39am On Jan 20, 2016 |
wristbangle: Sunday Aborisade, Abuja.
Abdullahi said, “He (Emefiele) touched on the global economy conditions in which he informed us that we are not immune from external shocks that are currently going on in the world. These shocks include the following: declining commodity prices, geo-political tensions along important trading routes and tightening of monetary policies in the United States of America.
Lalasticlala [size=14pt]I thought we've all agreed that it is Jonathan's fault. Please stop confusing us with another new opinion. Everyone don't listen to the buffoon ; it is still Jonathan's fault; you hear?[/size] |
Career › Re: What Is The Salary Structure Of A Personal Assistant To A CEO? by emonkey(m): 9:35am On Jan 20, 2016 |
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Family › Re: This Little Girl Got Married In Northern Nigeria (Unconfirmed) by emonkey(m): 11:38am On Jan 19, 2016 |
emzila: whoever post this is a lier, why did he not snap the two of them while they were receiving blessing? they were not snapped together, not wearing same cloth. I smell it from afar, it is a big lie. Big lie abi. ? May God forgive you.
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Politics › Re: President Buhari At World Future Energy Summit 2016 - Photos by emonkey(m): 6:09pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
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Nairaland General › Re: The Latina Lady Guarded By Nigerian Police Officers In Lagos(Pics) by emonkey(m): 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
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