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Jokes Etc › Re: 22 Things I've Learnt From Nollywood (with No Apologies) by Emperoh(m): 1:17pm On Jul 16, 2009

Rich father must object daughter from poor man
The Girl must also be in love with the guy while the dad has a rich person in mind to guarantee him contracts

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 1:14pm On Jul 16, 2009

Still available. . . .

Jokes Etc › Re: What's ur own definition? by Emperoh(m): 12:36pm On Jul 16, 2009

Phemour Hugging Clemcy Near

Jokes Etc › Re: Ass-like Stone (Picture) by Emperoh(m): 12:31pm On Jul 16, 2009

P E R V E R T S!!!!!!!!!

Autos › Re: 2007 Honda Accord, Maximum Options ( Pre Ordered By Obeledu Of Nairaland ) by Emperoh(m): 11:55am On Jul 16, 2009

freshmoney:
Typical Nigerian Thieving chief! This drama widely explicates our light-fingered rulers zeal for immediate wealth and huge property acquisition. This Nigeria sha! Chei, he is even stating the car spec! Full option!

See kettle calling pot black!!! Can you imagine? You name even sounds like a yahoo yahoo boy!!
Anyway, a panel of inquiry shall be set up to investigate the allegation
And God help you if you are found guilty!!

Autos › Re: 2007 Honda Accord, Maximum Options ( Pre Ordered By Obeledu Of Nairaland ) by Emperoh(m): 11:49am On Jul 16, 2009

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=278090.msg4196260#msg4196260 date=1247734771]Emperoh,
As per your Request, If I give you a 2002 Audi, Will I still Pay dowry and BridePrice on the Damsel ?

I need to Consider my Options Before I Leap. Afterall Damsels Plenty for Lagos and i dont have to pay much, [/quote]Who told you that what you will get from Obeledu is the same thing as Lagos?
Is 2002 A4 the same thing as brand new "Tear Rubber" 2009 A4?
Well if you are ready, come and pay "shikini" money for the tear rubber damsel!
The type we call "Enenebe eje olu" in Igbo! _{Request for translation attracts full tank of unleaded fuel when delivering the A4}!!
So consider ya choices. Moreover, Eko babes fit give you disease ooh!!!

Thanks for the VIN i appreciate them. . . . . i will speak with the King on your behalf so pre-order my A4 now ELSE. . . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 11:06am On Jul 16, 2009

Cristalz:
Thread derailers and gay boiz. . .stay on point or go find some other gay round table on Dating/Meet up, k?

Mod Crizzzzzzzzz Why nah!!!!!!!!! You know how much we love taunting them Gaynners!!!!!!!!
Alrite a votre pied reste toute les pouvoirs du cette thread!!!

Fergie has close his buying books for the summer. . . . . pls try again in january!!

Culture › Re: Igbo Men And Their Mama by Emperoh(m): 9:52am On Jul 16, 2009

I think this is a question of how one was brought up and in what environment
As a married man, your allegiance goes to your wife while your mother is limited to advices and concerns

Autos › Re: 2008 Acura Rdx (Tech) TURBOCHARGED! by Emperoh(m): 8:40am On Jul 16, 2009

Chei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don DIEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Poverty must leave me by force!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not a car. . . . . . this is a mobile device!!!!!!!!!

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 8:27am On Jul 16, 2009

Stil available. . . . . . . . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Emperoh(m): 4:31pm On Jul 15, 2009

Quanfusion in gayland!!!
OMG!!! See disharmony!!

Dr Kit.
Pls what seems to be happening to our beloved gaynners?
Pls start treatment asap as we don't want crisis in our Hands!!
You fellow gaymen are going gaga!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 4:18pm On Jul 15, 2009

Dr Kitaun:
oldies dey talk . . . that scummie wey dem dey call Emperoh sef dey show face ?

Dr. Kit, the last time i checked, treating Psychiatric Autism doesn't explicitly mean being afflicted by it
But it you seem to have shattered this belief. . . . pls don't do this to gaynners.
You are the most sensible gaynner after Bendtner and his Pink boots

lordimpaq:
u know, i really wish i had an AK47 rite now,

wouldn't mind if i use one on ya ass

AWW!! Touche!!!!
Next time learn how not to taunt a Gallant Manc!!!

Your Punishment is answering that question!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 3:25pm On Jul 15, 2009

lordimpaq:
just one word, HEAVEN!!!!

What a verminous Arrow you are!!
How did it feel like seeing that free-kick from Ronaldo go in?
I bet you loved the unprotected shagging you from CR7 on that day!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 2:18pm On Jul 15, 2009

lordimpaq:
isn't that natural, like u wouldn't comment if manutd win a game,

i can see that u r hell bent on provoking me, its unfortunate that it won't happen, as i know u pretty well to fall into ur trap of verbal war induction, not even the "Chesticles affair" would make me,

so lay down ur arms jackal, i ain't playing.

Lordi, What did u feel like when Nasri scored two past van Der Saar at Emiraati?

You must talk ooh!!! You weren't here for us to feel ya pulse. I bet you musta died and woken and the said nite.
God it do be great to see the look on ya face that day!!!

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 10:30am On Jul 15, 2009

Abeg make una come buy this car now . . . . . . . . .werrin self!!!

Autos › Re: 2007 Honda Accord, Maximum Options ( Pre Ordered By Obeledu Of Nairaland ) by Emperoh(m): 8:52am On Jul 15, 2009

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=278090.msg4189402#msg4189402 date=1247643554]

Ok, 3 Plates & 1 Bowl, Thats Fine,

Your Expedient Response On this subject matter Would be highly Appreciated, The King is Waiting. cheesy

[/quote]Ok then!!! The red cap confers on you all Chieftaincy privileges and also a lovely damsel from Obeledu
But that in itself will need upgrading for you to benefit from. So if you want the Damsel, you have to upgrade ya red to the highest
And doing that, takes a lot. If that interests you My dear young man, pls add a 2002 Audi A4 with 1.8ltr Turbo-charged Engine for full advice and consultancy

Also, forget not my VIN request on ya VIN thread for dealers

Jokes Etc › Re: I Have Petrol In My Car by Emperoh(m): 3:28pm On Jul 14, 2009

Make una dash am laugh now. . . . .like say una better pass am!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Ben20001 Post Spam On Nld by Emperoh(m): 3:13pm On Jul 14, 2009

banned? who did that? just name d persin. . . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 3:01pm On Jul 14, 2009

tkb417:
ol boi
u come scarce o

come and help me verify one VIN na

I have been around but going ons here got irritating to an extent. . . . . recycling old arguments thats been sorted out
I can't wait for the league to start jare!!!

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 2:35pm On Jul 14, 2009

Bump!!!!!!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 2:13pm On Jul 14, 2009

lordimpaq:
hmm, breathe the fresh air of the united thread, missed it, its still d same though, ^{with jackal and his fuckeries and consipicuous language} he'll neva change,

Lordi. . . . . , welcome back, where you run go? Infact you have to pay ground rate ooh!!! we have been keeping the vermins at bay only for you to come back and criticise Sauron, The JOMO GBONO of Mancs in Nairaland!!!
Howdie??

Mancs
When will these vermins wandering uselessly all over our thread be wiped out?

Autos › Re: 2007 Honda Accord, Maximum Options ( Pre Ordered By Obeledu Of Nairaland ) by Emperoh(m): 12:11pm On Jul 14, 2009

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=278090.msg4183053#msg4183053 date=1247561516]
Emperoh,

Quick One, The King Of Obeledu has asked me to choose between a Red Cap Title and the Black Cap Title, According to the Igbo Legacy, which One carries more Paraphernalia ?

Your answer would be most Appreciated as i need to give him an Answer Soonest.

Long Live the King of Obeledu Kingdom

Long Live Inspired Automobiles cheesy

[/quote]
Three plates of Nkwobi and a Bowl of Isi Ewu and i promise you a very professionalised advice on this

Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by Emperoh(m): 12:06pm On Jul 14, 2009

Clemcy
How many ladies choose you?

Jokes Etc › Re: Phone Calls From Hell by Emperoh(m): 12:04pm On Jul 14, 2009

I fitn't shout

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade, Lolabbey & Tytylayor At The Bank by Emperoh(m): 11:59am On Jul 14, 2009

No she is not. . . also get the psychiatric doctor!!!

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 9:01am On Jul 14, 2009

Price Reduced. . . . . . . . .

Politics › Re: MEND Attacks Lagos by Emperoh(m): 12:45pm On Jul 13, 2009

Pls people lets verify before expressing emotions and ideas
Anything happening at Atlas Cove for those that know Lagos well will be VISIBLY SEEN from the Bonny Camp Bridge coming into V/I from Onikan
I have just come in from that area and nothing seems to be happening. No govt official has even come out to deny or even affirm this claim. Not as if they will tell us the truth if its true. I think this is just a false alarm putting it mildly. . . . . . .Attacking Lagos will be the height of it and i tell you, the Nigerian Govt will not take it mildly if truely this happened. FYI, Atlas Cove is on your way to Takwa bay for those who go to that Beach.
Much as i support their fight, MEND can't stand the Military might in Lagos or even outside the Niger Delta.

Jokes Etc › Re: ~Riddle: I Always Sleep With Something In Between My Thighs What Is It . . . ?~ by Emperoh(m): 8:47am On Jul 13, 2009

_{[sub]rushes out to call romade and clemcykul. . . . . .i can bet my chinese lunch they know what it is!}[/sub]

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 8:44am On Jul 13, 2009

And yes. . . . . . . . . . Someone does check me out. . . . .Going!!!!!!

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