₦airaland Forum

This Lovely 2008 Nissan Sentra Needs a new Owner. . . . . Are that lucky?
Then prove that with this new car!!


What a new car. . . . . . Normal options and some extras

VIN: 3N1AB61E48L617365

Bluetooth Car Communiction Kit with Voice activation
Keyless Ignition Start.
Very low Mileage 1085miles
Exceptional White colour
Vanity Mirrors
Automated Seat Adjustment
And all basic options are on this sexy Nissan. . . .

Come in, pay and drive away this bundle of joy. . . . . . its that easy!!!!
Asking Price is N2.8M(Two Million Eight Hundred Thousand Nairal ONLY).


Call Emperoh on 08052421556 07031896630 emperoneroh@yahoo.com

Hey guys!! Take it easy on Brash!! He is getting all the attention he's craving!!

I think we've sold Fraizer Campbell.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/h/hull_city/8088111.stm

A clear consequence of wack and terrible defence!!
No wonder Barca put 4 past in 45 mins!!!

Now thats class!!

dayokanu:
We saw the sorry losing team in ROme last week

More like you won the trophy right?
Carling Cup Title
EPL title
World CLub Championship!!!

You bloody trophyless Nazi Squad will give up its history to in United's shoes!!
Take the risk and join the Trophy millionaires!!!

The Passat will be my choice any time any day.
Its engineering is more tech and wholesome compared to the other japanese.
Also the performance and output is something to be everly desired. If maintain it well, you won't need a car in the next 5-10 yrs
I am a living proof. . . . . . the down side is, if you get a 2.8ltr V6, its more thirsty. If you are concerned about the fuel consumption,
and you want a passat, get the 4cylinder 1.8T, Its turbo charged and will give you power almost like the V6.

Another downside is that the cost of spare parts is expensive compared to the other two cars.

After that comes the Camry then the Altima.

I hope this will be of some help!!

When God created man, he felt he needed a companion and a helper. . . . , he didn't get him a fellow man.
He tooks his rib and got him a WOMAN. . . . being gay is a complete distortion and deviation from moral and standard norm

No man was genetically inbued with Homosexual traits. . . . just as some are born with family sickness.
Whatever sexual preference we tend to be inclined is what the WORLD taught us, God NEVER made it to be that way.

SO no one was BORN to be GAY!!!

Fashola maybe a great person and responsible leader but imagine State police in the hands of Governors or former governors like this
FOrmer Chimaroke Nnamani - Enugu
Chinwoke Mbadinuju - Anambra
James Ibori  - Delta
Alao Akala - Oyo
Orji Uzo Kalu - Abia
Lucky Igbinedion - Edo
Gbenga daniel - Ogun
Ayo Fayose - Ekiti

Almost all of them. . . . . . Assasination will be something else
Remember the menace of bakkassi boys in Anambra and Abia?

These are just a tip of the ice berg.  . .all the govt needs is to provide an enabling environment, necessary infractructure
and adequate man power training and you will see how crime will reduce.

The best organised Police will not solve the crime problem in Nigeria.

Fashola maybe a great person and responsible leader but imagine State police in the hands of Governors or former governors like this
FOrmer Chimaroke Nnamani - Enugu
Chinwoke Mbadinuju - Anambra
James Ibori  - Delta
Alao Akala - Oyo
Orji Uzo Kalu - Abia
Lucky Igbinedion - Edo
Gbenga daniel - Ogun
Ayo Fayose - Ekiti

Almost all of them. . . . . . Assasination will be something else
Remember the menace of bakkassi boys in Anambra and Abia?

These are just a tip of the ice berg.  . .all the govt needs is to provide an enabling environment, necessary infractructure
and adequate man power training and you will see how crime will reduce.

The best organised Police will not solve the crime problem in Nigeria.

Muki
Who you be? You can only post the picture of hemps that Dayo left over for you
What else can ye do? Try any nonsense and i'll report you to Mod Criz!!

Krayola

Krayola:
As a fair-weather supporter, trophies. As a real fan that cares about the health of my club, it is a balance of both. Man U owe more than half the club is worth as a whole (Arsenal owe more than they are worth but they just built a stadium, and are being penny-wise as a result). Look at Chelsea that spent insane amounts of money for their trophies. They made all kinds of financial losses and got their trophies. Is that real success or just an illusion? Progress is only progress if it is sustainable. Otherwise it is one step forward and 2 steps back. Arsenal is the most responsibly run club in England. . They spend less money than almost half the clubs in the league and manage to stay competitive, somewhat. The Emirates cost them a lot so their hands are somewhat tied as far as spending goes, but as we can see they cut their coat according to their size and don't go signing big names just for the sake of trophies. . thats not how to make real progress.

I'm not an Arsenal fan, just an honest observer. My team just won a treble and gave Ferguson a lot to think about this summer. He thought he knew football but we showed him that he was stuck in the stone age.

Barca don't have a shirt sponsor. . we pay unicef to wear their logo, no need to LovePeddler ourselves off to the highest bidder every other season while piling on debts upon debts. Our style of football sells itself. . do u have any idea how many "Man U fans" jumped ship to the Barca camp after that ass-whoop you got? Now thats how to make progress.

The fact that fergie didn't get his tactics right on a night doesn't make Pep a better coach over all or that we should re-inforce.
Treble? Something United and Fergie won 10 donkey years ago and here you are still yapping!!
United raped you guys last season to be in the final of the UCL, what have to say about it?

As for finances, Man Utd ain't complaining. . , we just sealed the biggest shirt sponsorship deal in football history.
We service our debts very well and i bet you David Dein et al will give up their wives to be in Man U's shoes.
A balance of well serviced debt and trophies. . . . tell me a big orgnisation that is not in debt and i will show you a married woman who's never had sex!

As for ya treble, lets see how you cope next season challenging on all front with the same crop of players!!


Meanwhile see the stats below
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8078533.stm

Someone has to tell me how to do the Left hand conversion of these cars
we have been driving imitation since

BTW can someone tell me how they segment their market. How did the Avensis come about! Carina E, Avanza, Venza et al!
I think i love these japanese Specs!!

Nawa ooh!! nairaland i bow for una!!! Even if you give them 500k dem go price
Full option Special Edition Accord na im person give una for 1.2M for this kind forex era una still dey price!!
I no even pre order this car for 1.2! talkless of the one wey dey show room!!
Another person go soon come ask whether na V6. . . . . . . if you give am V6 e go tell u say na V4 e want
Una tire person finally.
Aga ezuru unu ori? ?

Emeka abeg no mind dem. . . . if i get you one of me clients, whats my cut?

eyonigger:
Emperoh, are u another secret admirer? Please dnt be shy saying it out.
So brash dey mack Muki true true and even Bluediv?

Jokes Apart, Brash u need to watch ur back cos something big is gonna hit u soon.

Nigger
I am too tushed to be a secret admirer!!!!
If i am in the game, y'all gotta know. . . . just asking the Gaynner and Chav to leave the Queen alone moreso, can't you see these pimps running over her are idle minds
She hasn't even answered any!!! She do be over the moons for the admiration she's getting!!! Who wouldn't be in her shoes!!

And you were do you stand?

Krayola:
Manchester United is wallowing in all kinds of debt. Arsenal ain't won sh!t and are more profitable than Man U (besides emirates debt burden)

Sad, but true.

Which one profits you more as a supporter? More trophies or debts?
We are indebted just like any other big club, but the difference is that we service our debt
And meet our obligations to our creditors aiight!!! keep living in ya trophyless delusions. . . .


See Brash and Ibime fighting over Crizzle. . . . . wonders shall never end!
What happened to Arsenal Babes Muki et al and Chelsea Babes Blue Diva et al?

Pls make una leave the Queen of the Manchester fans alone!!
SHE IS NOT AVAILABLE!!!!!

Na wetin dey do una. . . . . u go carry every go dash one guy wey u neva marry
If he begins to misbehave, you will start asking what you did right. . . . . if you dey love, save some part of ya life so that when he begins
to misbehave, whoop his arse and move on!!

Mancs
This is the scariest news i will have to contend with. . . . .
Hargo? my best player in Man U?
Not now Lawd!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8078750.stm

Poster, if you don't provide us with the VIN of this car, i will personally label it a fraud!!!!
And you the poster a fraudster!!!

REAL TRUTH:
It has happened to me twice,,,to same girl,,when I discovered it was'nt going to work out and both of us want to be together by all means,,,We both cried profuciously,,,
I don't if this has ever happened to anyone out here?

O boy this grammar na wa!! Just to describe how professionally you cried?


If you don't feel comfortable dong some abnormal things before your GF (esp. if you claim to love each other)
then there is an issue about that affair. . . . . .I have done so about 2wice or so.

Show of emotion does not diminish anything in that affair unless una dey lie to una selves!!

EB
i am just reading this on the MU website
It was reported to be kicking balls during the build up to the UCL finals
He is one MU player i admire a whole lot and i really really want to see him back.
His grit in tackling, free kicks and passes are top notch. . . , .even though his abscence gave way to we discovering Fletcher's potentials

Suspicion is written all over this. . . . moderator pls show this poster the advert guidelines!!

Cloned
If you are out-argued, there is no reason to start name calling and all that?
I can give you a million and one reason why Man U lost. . . . . just like you have given reason why Barca lost last season.

Football is like that. . . . you even won zilch to be arguing with us!! Or is it just that EPL bad belle?

barca fans dey talk. . . . . . .people who have won ZILCH in 5 years are talking!!
Some people no get shame!!

BlueDiva:
@Emp,

Proof?
I've put my last baby's pix in my profile.
Look while you can, i go soon comot am.

That is enough proof.
Wey ur own?  

Your level of medipcrty is too repulsive for me to prove anything to you
Your sense of reasoning?. . . . . thats a case for the psychiatrists
never mind, we can take care of poops like you. . . . . once more, you are better off a nanny! is that your job?

mukina2:
you can lie oh

MUKIIIIIIIIIII!!! how did you knows??
Where you holding torsh?

Eastbay:
emp,
who dash this madam pikin?

dash ke!!
She should thank her stars i made her a nanny by that statement!

BlueDiva:
@ Emperoh,


Talking about Diver and diving,
With the way you were spanked, you should be diving into the Lagoon by now.  

Nobody said Vidic ain't good, he is overrrated. Period.
Same with your whole f **king squad.
Except the gaffer and CR7

Aw. . . . . .i am so sorry to disappoint you. . .Emperoh is hale and hearty and is having a sumptious lunch at the moment. . . . .  i guess you were rescued from okeafa canal when you were booted out by barca!!
one advice to you ma'am, you are better off taking care of them babies. . . .be sure to put them to bed before coming back here!!

FBS:
Honestly, I will sign up for RM and you already pointed to it to the reason which is quite is simple: sign up to make a major impact. Sign up to rejuvenate a team in shambles. Thats what I'd do.
If CR7 remains with you folks then he is only resting on his laurels. Not good for a player. We all know he is no Maldini.

FYI: I'm better than CR7, just didnt take football serious . But watch out for my kid.

Tell how do you pull a team up when you don't have a cut out plan?
When you don't have the required strategy. . . . . .to be frank, a whole lot of work has to go into the Rm project to be able to attract him
The next best place for him to go to in Spain is Barca and i don't think they need him.


BTW
Th14, Hleb, Gudjohnsen would be thanking their stars they left Arsenal and Chelsea respectively.
They wouldn't have had it good were they still there. At least Hleb & Henry has justified their switch!

Ibime:
Ask Vidic!

Also ask him what he was doing when Eto turned him and he turned as slow as an HGV truck!

Vidic is simply overrated!

With all due respect, i don't know any of ya defenders who's better?
One thing i know about Vidic is that he is slow speed wise but he is a complete defender.
Nevertheless, he derserves all the accolades he gets.

FBS:
Now everyone would tell you that Messi is better than CR7.
Please laugh 'cos as it stands, your best player may be heading to La Liga.

Make i ask you something, if you were a player, as good as CR7, with these options, where would you ike to be?
Man U or Real madrid? Be very honest while answering this question.

As it stands, RM are in shambles and don't even have a clue as to how to get out.
he will be thanking his stars that he stayed back last season. . . . . . .As for who is a better player, Messi was a batter player last nite cos he got the right support. CR7 didn't have that. geddit?

EB
I think CR7 was our best player last nite
He tried all he could to get things moving but he had no adequate support.
If he had someone half as good as Xavi, he would have done better. . . .i just distaste his petulance
He allows his frustration show. . . . . more impressed at how Rooney kept his cool!!

The OOAPs did us in last nite. . . lets hope the next season gets better
i can't wait to have Hargo back. . . . i so missed him last nite

khanye:
hey guyz, where is sauron?

I wonder whether you think NLD puts food on we table table?
Sauron will come around when the time comes. . . .he is not running.

mukina2:
oK Hemp . whenever you have them


i swear switch go kill me
the boy crase

No wahala? I am still on it. Wetin Switch do?

Cristalz:
Hehehe.  .  .so people really didn't sleep last night over this?

Told y'all Mancs, ain't everybody you reply. Those with shallow brains and moronic comments should be ignored, simple. The sensible ones with valid comments should be replied. Some people are simply not worth the time and effort.

My dear boastful Mancs, if not for United-hood I for send una comot for this thread. Na una dem come find.

Now tell me something dear? Boastful? what are the Chavs and gaynners then?
Lets just call it over confidence. . . . . it happens!! My relaxed mood before the game told me something was gonna go wrong.
All the same, you fall for others to rise!!

MrCrackles:
Beg Fergie to keep him, nah idiot, i think it is the other way round!

Something Fergie has been sweating over, for the past two seasons

Me thinks the tinted orange buffoon has his Louis Vuitton packed already

And tell you what? we dont need him at Arsenal, retard!

Benzema and Ribery would love to play in a UCL final but not in a pathetic team like the one paraded lastnight

Not in a united team full of aged and tired legs, with youngsters whose future looks bleak and a gaffer who is nearer his grave by the day!

Ribery and Benzema will take a 95% paycut to play in BARCA, United will need the whole of the AIG assets to entice them, but still wont be enough!

Arsenal will attract any top players we deem necessary, the flair is there and we play the best football in the Country and certainly top 3 in the world!

Trophies will come, because in the past it has and the prospects/chances are very good for the future!

Now Crizzle, this is arrogance personified

Brashy tell me, what has the best football in the country won you? Or is it a trophy on its own?
Ribery, Benzema et al will BEG Fergie i mean begging, for them to be signed?
As for CR7, let him go to Real and see what Gaynners have been seeing for the past five years

AIG is a liability. . . .we don't do poor distressed Coys!! We are a specialised brand you know.
Them gaynners aren't made 1/3 of our sshirt endorsement. . . . . .We need some oil money and the Saudi sheikhs are falling over themselves to sign on!!

If wishes where horses, Wenger will be like Ferguson!!

mukina2:
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Muki what now?? You are laughing?

BTW, Couldn't find those things. been at it all morning?