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Autos › Re: 2003 Elantra - How Much Please? by Emperoh(m): 1:35pm On May 21, 2009
Bros no need to get one price or the other
Like someone said, most Hyundai and Kias are bought brand new hence not much tokunbo

My advice
Build in your total cost, mark up ya profit and bingo, you have a price.
Car Talk › Re: Advice Needed On 2005 Audi A6 S-line 4.2 Quattro by Emperoh(m): 1:31pm On May 21, 2009
I am surprised Siena has not come here to chip something in.

Rance
If your pocket is deep enough for the fuel PLS go for this lovely sports machine.
After all people knew how big they were and yet went ahead to buy V8 engine cars
Them no get two heads. But if your pocket is not deep enough and you will be using a driver, abeg find a smaller car.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Your English Premier League Team Of The Season 08/09 by Emperoh(m): 8:31am On May 21, 2009
MrCrackles:

What a tosser!
Now i know you are bloody useless just like Berbatov's left leg!
What did Fletcher do to Fab4 and Song? mess all bruv trust me!
All he did was beg for Song's shirt in the tunnel, you sludge! tongue

All i am saying is if you dont understand you thick blonde, how come Stevie G doesnt merit a start?
At the end of the day if we are talking about playing him in the midfield, he his better than fucking Fletcher
If you are going to have Torres and Nicky up front, obviously they are better than Stevie in that position, then Stevie deserves a midfield slot
No top class coach will have Stevie G available on the bench and put Fletcher in the middle
No one with a correct thinking faculty will agree that Fletcher is a better midfielder than Stevie G
You need your head steam washed, then your brain re-aligned to face the Kaaba in Mecca, maybe then you can reason properly
You and DK will struggle to reason better than an imbecilic slowpoke! tongue
A goat brained Autistic savant like you needn't a luxury of a reply
but i will make you feel among. . . . . .Any thing that has the traits of Rafa 'the Ranter' Benitez, isn't graceful enough to grace my team
I will only gift Alonso and Torres special recognition cool shocked Gerard is not better than the person i put there in the position he played this season.
He is not a complete midfielder and as such not fit to out muscle the guys there. Fletcher? Water carrier! Clean up Man! Janitor!
I tell you again, if your cobweb infested brain will allow you think, ask Fab4 what he got at the Emirates. . . . total annihilation and cleansing.

Brash, matter of fact, I think you brains need fumigation tongue grin at least to spare you all these stupidity infested comments you kee emitting.
A first timer here will think practising dementia is your hobby!! shocked tongue tongue grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 5:32pm On May 20, 2009
forme22:
Bro debosky,
I can't see ya! shocked shocked

Wer do ya belong? huh huh
He is a BLAADY Gaynner tongue tongue we bach them like ramming a truck into a Pole
Be careful though. . . . . . some of them a blood suckers [sub]though we've shown them why we are the RED DEVILS[/sub]wait till you see the one called Brash abi Crackers tongue shocked grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 5:28pm On May 20, 2009
Cristalz:
Muki, DK, TKB, and Emp. . .una well done o.
I hope this 'well done' is very positive. Including Muki and DK makes it suspicious grin shocked

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg3896714#msg3896714 date=1242835993]The rule says we must field a full-strength team so we can be fair to other relegating clubs.
I expect to see Ronaldo, Fletcher, Giggsy and Scholesy and Rio.
Ronaldo will be in Fergie's ear because of the golden boot. . . .He loves individual accolades.
Rio will need the game for match sharpness before we face Barcelona in Rome.[/quote]They will first have to define 'Full Strenght Squad'.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg3896714#msg3896714 date=1242835993]Why are you so cruel? grin[/quote]Aything to make Rafa's beard twickle. . . .i am all for it.
He isn't better than JM, Arsene etc.
I bet he need SAF's hairdryer treatment.
Autos › Re: 2002 Bmw 3 Series Forsale(non Registered) by Emperoh(m): 5:14pm On May 20, 2009
Just my kinda ride! can 1.4m move it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Your English Premier League Team Of The Season 08/09 by Emperoh(m): 4:52pm On May 20, 2009
MrCrackles:
Muppet, you might as well put all united players up there, bleating fraudster! grin cheesy

How can you have Stevie G sit on the bench and Fletcher starting?
Fletcher pales in comparion to Ando, over the whole season so what the fuc.k are you on about? tongue

You brain needs a spark plug and a gasket to function properly ryt? grin
Incomplete thinking cells . . . . . thats what you function on
Else tell me why Gerard who functioned as a Striker all season should suddenly be deployed to the middle?
He will be useless at best just like your footballing brains. . . . . . .Your brain cells sure need rechargeable batteries to function well? tongue grin
Ando better than Fletcher? You must be high on Monkey tail shocked shocked. . . .Ask Fabregas and Song what they saw from him!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 4:45pm On May 20, 2009
This is a primary case at best.
They will first have to define what a strong squad is.
There is no reason plausible enough not to rest players against wednesday.
I don't CARE A HOOT what happens, If Rafa is hating, let him go and plunge into River Thames tongue tongue
Family › Re: Woman Gave Birth To Twins By Different Fathers by Emperoh(m): 4:40pm On May 20, 2009
I don see the one wey senior Goddy!!!!!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Your English Premier League Team Of The Season 08/09 by Emperoh(m): 3:40pm On May 20, 2009
MrCrackles:
Wetin be this naw Muki?

U dey craze? angry angry grin
No she gulped two glasses of Monkey tail and sniffed two wraps of hemp!!!
. . . . .a proponent of Wenger's child trafficking gang! tongue


MrCrackles:
Are you nuts?
Why are you picking Stevie G as a striker? grin
You must have been blind in the brain not to have noticed he played in that position all season! tongue grin

And here's Emperoh's Team of the season

GK = Edwin Van Dar Saar

RB = Glen Johnson
LB = Patrice Evra
CB = Nemanja Vidic
CB = Phil Jagielka

RW = Ronaldo
LW = Ashley Young
DM = Fletcher
AM = Xabi Alonso

FW = Anelka
FW = Torres

Sub
Tim Howard
Joleon Lescott
Essien
Steven Gerard
Rooney

Coach
Alex Ferguson!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 3:06pm On May 20, 2009
mukina2:
see person wey say hin don tun born again shocked grin

the power of the hemp dey in you strongly grin
Is there anything i typed that negated my born again tenets huh
. . . . looks like you are going blind in the brain tongue. . . . pls ooh i was never doing hemp. . . . its just a figment of ur imagination grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 2:49pm On May 20, 2009
mukina2:
See them. like flies on s_it grin tongue

he concern una? grin

DK loff nor mind dem oh kiss grin
loff indeed. . . . i no blame you na the Nazi mumu wey you dey drain wey i dey pity
But wait ooh. . . . Muki. . . you na sugar mummy now tongue grin? How u manage suck DDK? grin tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 2:07pm On May 20, 2009
mukina2:
na you join us together shey tongue
Oh!! you don deny Dayo? Kai Mumuology!!
After taking everything he has to offer? shocked shocked shocked Muki I no know say you wicked!

mukina2:
Hemp go siddon make i nor slap you this afternoon angry grin
THUNDA FAYA ya key board dia!! tongue
Which hand you want take slap me?
If you try any nansense hia eeh, i go ban you!! tongue cool tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 1:58pm On May 20, 2009
No weapon fashined against Tk shall prosper
H O L Y G H O S T. . . . . . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 1:34pm On May 20, 2009
Something just tells me Tevez will not leave!!
Just watch SAF as usual to pull out something from the bags.

mukina2:
ewwwwww you nasty tongue

why don't you go stuck some st's in your mouth cheesy
Bia Muki you don't wanna start a 'lovely' fight this noon? grin
Leave TK alone nah!! Are u tired of Dayo?
Autos › Re: Volvo S60 Urgently Required by Emperoh(m): 9:02am On May 20, 2009
Can we do Pre order?
i'll get it off the shelves for you from USA
The cheapest you'll get from all the quotes above.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 8:52am On May 20, 2009
Cristalz:
@Emp
Nah. . .hez just being overly dramatic. grin

Since when did my leaving spaces before my sentences become an issue here anyway? Maybe I should start a poll since it's that important. grin Or, another idea. . .if Sauron will quit insulting people and their dads, I'll scrap my spaces and become super casual. grin grin

@Sauron
Dare to try? tongue grin
Wonderful challenge. . . . . . . . .now waiting to see how he twists this one grin tongue
I guess acceptance of guilt was scarce the day he was created. . . . .but never mind, he's been caught pants down more than a couple of times grin
I was wonderign when David Villa will be going back to Valencia from Barcelona grin grin


. . . .and now, a reason for Berba's lazy contribution;

Laid-back Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov has revealed that
pre-match nerves often leave him with a case of the shakes before a game.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article2437937.ece
Autos › Re: Hummer H3 For Sale by Emperoh(m): 8:36am On May 20, 2009
Oga this is Hummer is a H2 not H3
I believe it was not deliberate. . . . . .with all their conservatism, i didn't know the British do Hummer shocked shocked
Autos › Re: sold sold sold 2001 Toyota Camry For Sale(really Clean) by Emperoh(m): 8:16am On May 20, 2009
ayo2kunle:
Hi,
I'm interested in the camry. Very serious. I'll pay 1.4 mille
I bet this is a very good price given the situation of things.
People should also check and see that this car is very clean. The exchange rate is also not helping the price of cars
Prior to the increase in ex rate, it will cost about 900k to land this car at a show room but now, nothing less than 1.1M
soo lets be reasonable in pricing cars. Dealer go chop now grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 8:07am On May 20, 2009
See grammar lessons!!
Kai! where was i all night?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg3891704#msg3891704 date=1242758267]U are getting too formal. . . .I am sure you are dressed in suit as we speak. grin cheesy
Be casual, abeg.[/quote]Crizzle this guy don finish you!! shocked grin grin
lmfao!!!!
Never mind!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 3:48pm On May 19, 2009
tkb417:
im begining to wonder myself o
is Cristalz on a mission that we dont know about?

Criastalz
leave Sauron na abi wetin grin grin grin grin
She's not on any mission grin grin
Sauron has a way of wiggling out of goofs instead of accepting mistakes shocked grin
Let your warped mind remain straight plsss grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 2:43pm On May 19, 2009
Ibime:
Mumu, you forgot that you were the first to make the mistake. grin
Ibime
I swear he will so twist it that you will look twice to be sure you didn't make a mistake. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 2:22pm On May 19, 2009
david Villa may not do well in the EPL
Whatever the hype is, i think Benzema will just do.

Sauron
You must be thanking ya stars we didn't buy Huntelaar
Given the type of flop he is at Madrid. I am looking at the reason you are gonna come up with for that.
Autos › Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by Emperoh(m): 8:41am On May 19, 2009
I need you to help me with Transponder keys for a 2003 Toyota 4Runner
I guess the initial owner of the car in US installed a new security system different from what the came was built with
Hence it has a totally different remote key.
Whats the cost of procuring a new one? emperoneroh@yahoo.com
Here is the remote that came with the car;

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 4:14pm On May 18, 2009
khanye:
SAF won 2 UCL trophies in 20yrs,
It took Rikaard 2yrs to win 1
JM won 6 trophies with Chelsea in 4yrs (He will win 12 in 8yrs) wink
SAF was on the verge of being sack at the beginning of 1990 season!
There is nothing special about him!
Then why did you ask that dumb question?

But wait a minute. . . . . 11 EPL titles, FA cups, League Cups, 2 UCL trophies, One World Club trophy
And awards too numerous to mention. . . . Are you more intelligent than those who rated him as the most successful English coach?
Pls repackage your brain and send it back to the billy goat you borrowed it from!! tongue grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 1:18pm On May 18, 2009
khanye:
How will Man u cope when Sir Alex quits?
Man chester United is an institution and not SAf's property
there was United before SAF and United will remain after he goes
Never mind, he didn't do the job alone. . . . we'll get competent hands to handle it!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 10:34am On May 18, 2009
Who cares a phlegm of what Spanish Bar man thinks
If his team is better let him come pick the trophy
He must be regretting his outburst by now. . . . . hence his unsportsmanlike attitude.
he is neither in Rome nor was he or would be at Wembley. . . . . bitterness can cause shortsightedness

FORZA UNITED!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 8:59am On May 18, 2009
This is the best bit of news for me thus far!!

When it’s like this, how can you even contemplate contemplating retirement?
I’m not contemplating, definitely not contemplating. I’ll carry on and I’m going to stay as a manager. My health will tell me when to quit. Let’s pray my health’s this good in five years.


www.manutd.com

I am bored of the EPL the koko is in Rome!!

FORZA UNITED!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Emperoh(m): 8:33am On May 15, 2009
I need an update on the Tevez issue
Its looking like when we signed him on loan.
I understand his owner rejected the 26M United offered him.
I have no issues with Tevez just that his price tag is just too much.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by Emperoh(m): 7:54pm On May 14, 2009
mukina2:
who is the Emperoh of Hemp around hia? grin . .Gunners do not smoke, scummies have everything, ranging from drugs to hemp grin any doubts contact Uncle Rio grin
Kings of pre-ejaculations!! unbeaten season, beating Man u home and away. . . reh reh reh!!
Trophyless seasons can be very delusional. Muki pls keep up the hemp, it will help you state of mind!! grin grin tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Funny Great Moment Picture In Sport by Emperoh(m): 7:50pm On May 14, 2009
mukina2:
That pic is making me laugh grin grin grin

Dayo is not G_Y grin but we all know you are grin
God forbid!! i told i am born again cool cool
Don't infect me abeg!!!

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