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Can any big dude get me that Plonker called Dayokanu for me
Dead or Alive  i need to stuff him his words in his mouth.
The way he talked, i never knew he was such a coward. To run away after pummelled 4-0 by ZSP

Anyway Mancs the celebration continues
I love that terry stuff
Bt it was all God's doing I had my Rosary on my hands calling on the Virgin Mother get my victory from his son
While asking the Father almight to save me from the Passionate heart attack that i was going to have.

But Thank U Lord for answering those exasparated prayers!!!!
But I LOVE MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!

Fergie should get a striker and pure 9 for me. A gaol poacher and someone that can turn something around for me.

What was this Mugu thinking I hate him for this
take a look at the picture soo unprofessional of a big player like him
A way to cap a torrid night
I guess the name Vidic will be a night mare to him now.

What Drogba was thinking?

Hmmm!!
I am a Man Utd fan but can't help loving Didier Drogba. He is such a good player!!
But blimey, what was he thinking
He behaved so unprofessionally since the exit of Morinho
How does one explain the criticism on Chelsea websites against Avram Grant
Bragging with Ballack for spot kicks and free kicks
Even open confronting ur team mates and caoching crew. Are U the CAPTAIN!!!

What he did yesterday night was capping a terrible and woeful night for him.
He failed woefully and the only to congratulate Vidic for putting him in check was a petulent slap.
Thats terribly unprofessional and i was wondering whether UEFA and Chelsea will look into that case.

He should have kept his head cool and hope to get things right.
For Gods sake, this could well have been his best chance to win a Champions league medal in his career
AC Milan isn't a guarantee and with the English side dominating proceeding in European football now who knows.
He should watch it. Take a cue from Rooney even with all his rants and temperaments was able to go peacefully and know that he's not having a good night.

Drogba disgraced the African spirit. Shame on Him!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Love goes to all Man Utd fans
It feel very great to be a fan of the winning side. Life is like . I loved footbal
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I am totally red now all dressed red all over in the office.
God Ronaldo no go kill me. Was almost turning from Hero to Villain.
I love my footbal
Alex Is Great = AIG
Van Da Saar = Thanks
Roanldo = The world footballer of the yrear is urs. U proved ur critis wrong
Rooney = What can i say about u. U are good. but didn't really perform last nite
Tevez = The Lion of Old Trafford. Another Sterling Perofrmance
Carrick = Showed Nerves on the Big occasion but was really impressive
Scholes = I love ur nerves but u got a reward for hard work
Hargreaves = European Champions on ur first season at a club. Ur Penalty Kick was the best if there is an award for that.
Evra = I love ur partnership with Ronaldo in the attack. u also pocketed Joe Cole well
Wes Brown = No nonsense Brown, Thanks for the Good Job on Malouda and kalou
Nemanja Vidic = Good the way u pocketed Drogba. Made him look like a Kindergarten striker. AND very big Thanks for sending him out.
RIO Ferdinand = Forget all, U are the Defensive General. Aside Ronaldo, u are my man of the match. I love ur commitment and resilience.
Anderson = Good contrbution ur penalty had the best positioning
Nani = Thanks for ur contribution. U don't always win a major trophy like this in ur first season at a new club. Same goes for Tevez, Hargo and Anderson

I believe RVN will be bitting his nails wherever he is now for leaving. Even Heinze.


At all Man U fans
Chacal
Pein
Coded Guy
Man U4 laif
Cassiel
Huccarson
Dr. Dre
Nyabinghi
Vinisky and all those that i couldn't call their names no be say i forget but na time. Thanks for being passionate, believing and faithfully sticking to us.

God gave it to us. Thanks for his mercies.


ONE UTD!!!! FOR LIFE.

THANKS ALL FOR UR SUPPORTS AND MESSAGES.
WE TRUELY APPRECIATE ALL UR KIND SUPPORTS


ONE UTD

FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

@Chacal
As was predicted during the quarter finall
Hopefully we will have something to hold on to

TENSION O WA OOOOOO!!

4 hours to kick off
Following the takes on 606

Cassiel
Yeah i may fall sick if we lose
Hopefully we will win
Am just a bit scared of Drogba and Chelsea's physical egde
The Pitch ain't gonna be a wahala according to Fergie and Rio comparing it to what u have in England December and january

Fergie will play Vida even if he's on one leg
That guy gives his ALL to Man U and u need to see his spirit
Hopefully lets play well and win well.

The way i will sneak out of this office,
I will make sean Connery as 007 look like an amateur
Hope no one looks for me. That will be a query. For sure i will switch off my phones.
Just watching Seedorfs remarks on the game on Soccernet can't help feeling he's sympathetic with Man U

No see ooo
I come dey wonder why i know where my full Red regalia
God dey sha when we triumph, I have already in the office coolant a bottle of sparkling red wine to pop with my fellow Reds
And share with anyone who supported our cause
I an ssoooo scared and terrified of the match and if we don't win i might fall sick
Or even miss work
God dey sha, it has been in prayers to see us win.
I pray he answers my prayers

Nothing Do s

ONE UTD!!!!

Whats with Ronaldo self Gossips say he wants to go to Real but Gill and Fergie won't let him go
But i trust fergie to handle him
Nani will fill up his gap. Just wait till the gaffer is thru with him
I hope he doesn't destabilise the team
Chacal ur formation is Ok but i need Park to start ahead of Tevez at least someone to give us a hope on the Bench
Saha should be called up. Forget his rustiness and his injuries, he rises to occassion in big games and always gets aroung the Chavs
Everywhere on Lagos Streets are Blue in Colour. Never knew chelsae where this much aroundthought it was only the Arses.
Something must surely happen for us.
am hoping and praying.

ONE UTD!!!

Ruudie
I believe U but this is gonna be a match were both sides will size themselves up in the first 10 - 15mins
Park is defensive minded and quite a good outlet on the wings
The goals might come fron the usuals paople
But i see a very cagey start. U don't go gung ho and concede goals in a very while
It will be quite difficult getting back. '99 miracle no be for Chelsea. Hopefully we will carry the day
Squad list and Predictions to follow.

@Xerxes
Ha na wa ooh this kind name change. Whatever happened to Chacal did u also auction on Ebay??
Seen ur post and was wondering this could be Chacal in action
But why a totally unfamilliar name.
The topic more of now should be on the Make of Break fixture tomorrow
I need that trophy more than Fergie does
I need me bragging rights to increase in quantum happiness leaps

What u all think. I am under tension but I know a Decade of Rosary is not a lot for my darling Utd.
Will dedicate them in all me morning devtions and hope they come out
C H A M P I O N S!!!
Then I can celebrate the Premier League with it.

Those are
Rules for those who play games
For those who want to Love pls be urself. Its as simple as that!!!

Most probably and i guess U did

A woman , while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply ' amazing' , very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her FIRST sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly , you think like a psychopath , This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

Be sure to share the test!



Always be positive, ,

@Dangermous
A Chelsea squad that has been blowing hot and cold
An inconsistent Essien and their whole lot bedeviled by injuries
If anyone is to smell anything at Chelsea it should be Ballack
All in all NO Chelsea players deserves nothing from the PFA
If you think otherwise give me the name and ur reason
Chelsea is just picking form.

@Debosky
I agree with you, Sagna should be on that list in place of say Skrtel or Defoe
But u know the English and their sentiments
But the Sun is 90% correct on this.

Can someone move this to the romance section??






















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A builder and a priest were out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately, the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time he missed a shot he would shout, "Sh*t, missed."

The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder, the priest could hold his tongue no longer. "Don't swear like that," he told his friend, "or God will punish you." The builder apologized and the game continued.

As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted, "Sh*t, missed," and continued to do so every time he missed a shot for the next three holes.

The priest was starting to get really angry by now and said, "I must insist that you stop swearing this instant, otherwise God will hear you and punish you!"

Once again, his pleas fell on deaf ears as the builder missed an easy putt on the seventeenth green and shouted, "Sh*t, missed!" Immediately the heavens parted and a bolt of lightning flew from the sky, hitting the priest and killing him stone dead.

Suddenly, a booming voice could be heard in the clouds, "Sh*t, missed!"

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
[DO NOT CHEAT AND LOOK AT THE ANSWERS!!! and for Heaven's sake don't tell anyone your score]
(To Pass, You require at least 4 correct answers)


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

What colour is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?



Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below.








ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ











1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3)From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

What colour is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

What do you mean, you failed?

Me, too.

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)

I hope u don't feel as i am



Dundie

@Doyin13
Are u sure the Chavs aren't under Pressure?
When they know what is at stake?
I doubt, U should have seem them when they drew against Wigan
Lets hope for the Best on Sunday though.

@jackal
WHo's this son of a bitch dyabman
sound like my pumping machine Dabman
Can't wait to roast him for coming here to spew pillocks
Anyway, deal with him in ur own way!!!!

Man Utd have got to rape Wigan. It won't be an easy match but West Ham gave me lots of confidence.

Money, Sex
Pals what happened to Resilience, Understanding, Commitment, Trust, Fortitude, respect, Forbearance and the never say die spirit
Yes You need money, Sex is an important aspect of marital bonding.

Guys check out this scenario
What if u get married and after 6-10yrs no issue
Mother and father inlaw pressure son to marry another woman
What can Sustain that Marriage?
Or
A terminal sickness comes in even with all he money
Tell me what will u hold onto
Is it not the special strong feelings for him/her?

Some one was talking about that love dying
Blimey,  Who go kill am
Ok, because u aree now married, u now forget all the Chyking lines
Outing becomes a stranger
jokes and time out without the kids takes flight.

For u to live with  that  person and still love them, u need to the flame of love burning
No question if it dies because if you stoke the flame, it will last as long as u want
Or hoe do you think some of our parents live together for 25, 40, 50 years and so on
They may seem archeic but they know what brought them together and they are sticking to it
You need to discover what brought u together
What made him your sweetheart and vice versa

VERDICT
LOVE IS VERY ENOUGH A REASON TO GET MARRIED
Else the Poor will never get married if money was important
The impotent will never get married

Friends, sex and money has corrupted our thinking and line of thought (mine inclusive)
but lets not forget that a lot of our parent started out with next to nothing.
Love conquers all and sticks with difficulties and trying times.

Ok Ibk
I will test try this on u to see its workability

Ha this same Olulu

Abi Onuku

Welcome and thank the almighty for ur life
I do like to know ur story
How did it happen

U are alive so tell ur story babe?

Dressed at the JB i guess
Chelsea just focus on Champions League

Ohhh no stupid Harper
Why did you ruch out

With two defenders covering Mumuda
He couldn't have done shit

I wonder how he will score with that line up against Man U in Moscow

These Chavs always have a way of Bullying their way thru
Anyway its not yet over
U guys just recovered from a spell of Presure
Martins should have scored.

men i am also watching the match but These Chavs are bullying their what through


Oh no ot again
Ballack has Scored!!!!

U ought to delete the portion where u said u loved this babe
Because if you do, i don't know whats keeping u from marrying her
Or are u saying that at 31 u aren't ready for marriage
Don't make this look like the posting of a tenager

I appreciate the resspect u have for her by keepong away from sexual intercourse with her until u are married
But dude, if u can't marry her or u aren't convinced she's the one for u then give chance for other eligible and ready young men
Who aren't contemplating to try their Luck while u keep procrastinating!!!

Open ur eyes

What did u just day clemcy
*whoops her a resounding and deafening GBOSAAAAAAAA!!!!*

Lets see how u will hear