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mine is emperoneroh@yahoo.com

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Do you guys think that one of our foremost diplomats is suitable anough to Chair
The proposed Niger - Delta Summit

Ibrahim Sule Gambari is the United Nations Under-Secretary and by any standards vis-a-vis his job
very qualified to be at the helm of the Summit
But then there is a dichotomy,
First, How can a Northerner chair over a meeting to solve a problem generated in the South South
Is it not always said that he who wears the shoe know where it pinches the most

Secondly and the most grievious, during the Abacha era, Gambari was quoted as describing Ken Saro Wiwa and his fellow Ogonis
who wear fighting the ND cause and at that time with pen and paper and on the Newspaper pages, as Common Criminal that should be dealt
with as such.

Folks do you think with the two reasons given above that this guy is qualified?
I don't think so,

Already, Emeka Anyaoku the former SG of the Commonwealth and Kofi Annang the former SG of the UN are the front runners for this job

I need to know your Thought particularly Niger Deltans

He's not even accepted in Man U.
Let him not infect us with his 'failure' virus
Anyway, we can take him as the youth teams assistant coach
Or isn't that a good designation

If u guys must know, i heard HITV has bought the UEFA Champions League rights
Btw 2008/2009 till 2011/2012
I am yet to confirm this news but once i do, i will let you guys know

Any body interested, Hala ma number

Has Love become soo ephemeral that we now determine where, with whom and how we find it.
Whether in the office, same apartment, same street etc. if she meets your requirements and the Chemistry works,
You can't help it i mean, ITS A DONE DEAL!! and its just a matter of time before he or she becomes the in thing in your life.

Lets differentiate the Lust and sex game we play from genuine emotional feelings called Love
its a very strong wors but we don't seem to know it.

And if he or she somehow finds out?
t leads to damaging your marriage or relationship
Can those secrets be cmpared to the heart break you will feel losing that person to because of your untold secrets

Be sure to divulge ALL but wait till you are sure he or she is not a passer-by.
U must let him or she know. If she/he loves you, he will stay.
Moreover thats a ccriteria to determine emotional maturity,

Waiting to carted away!!!

yeah it does
Happened to me. Just that somethings also happens that make u think it will work
Whichever gets the better part of you, heed it. It may just be the truth

Dual Core
I don't know how to describe this your girl
One thing i sure, she is not in Love. I mean she is NOT IN LOVE
Else whats the respect for the person she has whatever with. Given, the situation
of the First guy makes that u can have something to do with her albeit at the expense of 'Ella'
One can also deduce that she is gaining something from the both of you. Something she doesn't want to loose
Hence a case of eating your cake and having it.

My point, let her re-evaluate her priorities and desire in a man. There is no way u can tell me that she will give you or the other new man the same rate of attention. whatever be the case, if she wants to be a player, its a given and different case but as long as its a serious relationship,
She has to leave you alone and face her man.

please this post is repetition
Moderator, u can do well to close or move this thread or its replies to the appropriate post.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-145352.0.html

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Heard CQ is set to agree a four year deal with the Portugese FA
Do we have to start worrying about that one again.

SAF has made it known that he has only one signing to do this season.
And dat more seems to me a Natural 9
And most certainly in preparation of CR7's departure.
Whatever the ccase, i am not afraid of zilch.
whether CR7 or Queiros leaves, We will still be One United!!!

I don't know why we should be jumping up
as if something new that is good has just been done

this law has been in existence since the inception
of the Criminal Code Act of this Country
its just that  a whole lot of us don't even know our rights
and what the law of our land states

even when we do, we are always intimidated and brutalised to acquiesce
or submit to such vulgar but unlawful superior power
Poverty has not also helped our cause
If not no Police officer has the power to physically manhandle ANYBODY
unless trying to reist arrest.

It may also please you guys to know
that the State Commission of Police has outlawed the
Checking of Car Particulars by the Police Officers on Patrol
He also urged the Public to report any of such harrasment to his Office

Its just that a lot of us, including me, are in such a hurry to enforce our rights
We tend to just be ok with buying ourselves out of any unpleasant situation we find ourselves in
These unscrupulous Police offices take advantage of this.
Until we learnt to know our Rights and stand to defend them, we shall always be victims of such brutality.

But who want go arrest Armed Robber wey carry AK47

Hey dearie
It was cool. And urs? I hope the water bed i bought was caressing enough
I just hope u didn't c,

Any results on the assignments i gave you?
Waiting to know how all these infidels got into Kuvukiland
Just because i went on AWOL

I don't know why some people think Huntelaar is better then Berbatov
He couldn't even get a starting shirt at Euros for the Dutchs

As far as am concerned, the difference between Berba and Klass is very wide
And he has acclamatised to the Premier league.

CLEMCYKUL
My work can be somewhat tedious
Good to know a 'fine babe' like you miss me.
Well just needed a lunch pad to come back in here
I am seeing a lot of new faces. Can u ask Mukina to give me the details of all these intruders into Kuvuki
Before i sack her

The Chavs have succeded in getting Deco
Good buy i must say going by his outing at the Euro finals
Me thinks that the season will fully determine whether he is a good buy
I also feel that the Chavs have succeded in keeping a tight pay cheque

Whatever the case, nxt seasons determine.
E8M for him is a fair price to me. Given that he's injury prone.

Berbatov should pls run over to Old Trafford for his pre season. Guys whatchu think.

she may have just gone to sample and realised that all men are the same and that u may be different

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged
to someone else,

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you, " but the girl said "NO."
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."


She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened,

She said "The bastard used coins!"

@viperman
SORENTO

U have all said it all
its also heart warming that a lot of us can still be very sensible to discern good and bad
and even upbraid someone for coming here to spill pillocks

I wonder what he wanted to be told.

But let me ask you Otega,
What is making you angry cos i can't see ANY reason for your anger?

'life is all about rules and choices'
'nobody forced u to Convenant University'
'i can defend my degree'

And all what not, bla bla bla!!!!!

Who is deceiving who?
And what does the University tend to achieve with Strigent rules and regulations as this?
That means no Muslim is even allowed in such a University.
That completely means discrediting what the Secondary school has done. Or what its supposed to do.
That means telling the yound minds that even at a generally accepted age of independence, a supposed 'OLDER' person still regulates my life.
Even as a potential leader of tomorrow, i am not allowed to make my own choices.
I can go on and on, but lets realise that whatever the university is out to achieve with such a regimented and doctored life style for its students
is a MONUMENTAL failure. It has not stopped the decading moral life style in our society today.
It will not engender the required sense of independence in such young minds who ought to begin making and learning how to make choices and decision for themselves.

CU and its likes will not change the terrible way things are being done in our society today.
When you say u are training future leaders with such environment, u are just creating Muppets who will end up being a tool in some one elses hands.

They should desist from this senseless act and operate a normal University Environment
It hasn't stopped the fornicator to do his thing.
It does stop the smoker, drunk, pagan, robber etc to keep his act while at home,

I once sought admission at a 'University' like Convenant, Madonna to be precisely,
and i realised on my getting to the school that i was going back to Secondary school.
There was practically no difference. U are not allowed to go out of the school without permission, u aren't allowed to use handsets,
U have tme for Breakfast, lunchh and dinner, U won't talk to the opposite sex at some time. (U only talk to them during classes or at public places)

But do you know the worst, as at the time this was happening, (2003), most of the students bathed outside
I don't know if it has changed ooh. But this somewhat smacks of Hipocrisy.
Thank God that my Secondary School taught me to reject what doesn't bode well with my mental and psychological development.

Let these so called religious school opereate within the ambits of a University setting and help build and engender Confidence, courage and self discipline in their wards. Anything aside this is surely going to be a disaster. we will not know until later on in life. they may have ended up training and graduating babies doctors, lawyers, engrs, accountants etc.

Even the military cantonments cannot be regulated like this.

Better still, CONVEVANT MONASTRY will sound a better nomenclature.

Dissenting voices are always welcome.

hmmm!! Lets see the ladies.

12 types of women



1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.


2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her ‘’stuff ‘’gets old. And you need a replacement.



3. Ms. Independent
Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get a Love Machine.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.


4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.
Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is gonna try to get her.


5. Ms. Tomboy
Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.


6. Ms. Ghetto
Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can't stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal .


7. Ms. Good Girl
Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner
Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till he feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some, or, B. She said she’s never done it, she said she’s never tried and she's sitting there telling a lie.

8. Ms. Main
Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.


9. Ms. Psycho
Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man.
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.


11. Ms. Tease
Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MRS. RIGHT



Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girls you've met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE



Disadvantage:

You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with Mrs 1- Mrs 11 that you let her go!

These confessions are no longer getting real
Lets also not confuse what we did for Love with our bid to satisfy our sexual urges
These are two different points and have to be well demarcated.

Love and Lust have nothing in common.