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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 12:46pm On Apr 25, 2008
word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p :p
Jokes Etc › Re: Ur Wife Fell 3 Times This Week! by Emperoh(m): 12:41pm On Apr 25, 2008
and probably my midday lunch
Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by Emperoh(m): 12:39pm On Apr 25, 2008
Have't seen anyone that is close to beating Clemcykul
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by Emperoh(m): 12:36pm On Apr 25, 2008
I hope they don't come and do shaky shaky nyashie for me
Because if they do,
E-bosom MUST take place
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by Emperoh(m): 12:35pm On Apr 25, 2008
I hope they don't come and do shaky shaky nyashie for me
Because if they do,
E-bosom MUST take place
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Exxon Mobil List by Emperoh(m): 12:27pm On Apr 25, 2008
It was billed for today Friday 25th April
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Exxon Mobil List by Emperoh(m): 12:26pm On Apr 25, 2008
I guess u guys haven't heard the Public Service announcement on Cool Fm sayon that the test has been postponed
It was initailly scheduled to hold at the Expo hall of Eko Hotel and Suites and federal ministry of Science and Technology Uyo
So guys take note a new date according to them will be announced later.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 11:43am On Apr 25, 2008
I can't understand what these envious gunners and blatant foreigners are vituperating for?
It beats me imagination as to what their bone of contention is
We had a game plan and we tuck to it so whats the blodging about
Jokes Etc › Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by Emperoh(m): 11:25am On Apr 25, 2008
*springs up in a flash and grabs her from behind
and give a quick e-doggie*
grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by Emperoh(m): 11:07am On Apr 25, 2008
That means u want it freely
Waoh tot u would object
Well let the adventure start

*Closes room door and locks it. turns it to out, 'unavailable, please check back later'
action commences
*
Jokes Etc › Re: Ur Wife Fell 3 Times This Week! by Emperoh(m): 10:57am On Apr 25, 2008
*e-rain maker comes in and stops the rain*
Jokes Etc › Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(op): 10:54am On Apr 25, 2008
tufe thats called
e-raping
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by Emperoh(m): 10:50am On Apr 25, 2008
Ok now Seun make me the Moderator now!!!!
As e be say Sam Milla no good for you! grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Massage (picture) by Emperoh(m): 10:46am On Apr 25, 2008
Ones name is pussy cat and the other is Dickie Dog
Together they make a good e-bosom session cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by Emperoh(m): 10:43am On Apr 25, 2008
CLEMCY u REMAIN U REMAIN THE GR8T TO WI MY PRICE KEEP IT UP
Jokes Etc › Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by Emperoh(m): 10:41am On Apr 25, 2008
Bludgeons Milla's face and give him upper cut and gbooooosh into the Atlantic

Goes after Ibk and bounds her up for an e-bosom
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 10:07am On Apr 25, 2008
Vidic ready for Bridge
United received a welcome boost last night with the news that Nemanja Vidic is expected to be fit to face Chelsea at Stamford Bridge tomorrow lunchtime as the club prepare for the first of two matches in four days that will define their season. Vidic missed United’s goalless draw in the first leg of their Champions League semi-final against Barcelona at the Nou Camp on Wednesday after being admitted to hospital with a stomach infection, but the club are confident that he will be available to play in the potential title decider against Chelsea in the Barclays Premier League and the return leg against the Catalan giants at Old Trafford on Tuesday.
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by Emperoh(m): 10:00am On Apr 25, 2008
saucekid:
*arrests emperoh for questioning on impersonation charges*
you havent been accorded any post in kuvuki yet
*boys show from nowhere and bundle sacekid into a waiting bullion van and moves him straight to gaol for a period of 3 months*
Jokes Etc › Re: Ur Wife Fell 3 Times This Week! by Emperoh(m): 9:45am On Apr 25, 2008
Ituen talk true
Na the Cyber Cafe girl give you free 15mins to post this
Abi no be true i talkhuh?
Jokes Etc › Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(op): 9:27am On Apr 25, 2008
, and Emperoh recomended he goes to Night Nurse for medication
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 7:22pm On Apr 24, 2008
@A-40
I asked a simple Question
How did his play impact on Barca's Defencehuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by Emperoh(m): 7:09pm On Apr 24, 2008
Busta Kuvukiland Passport number plshuh

I might take it upon myself to immigration Kuvukiland now
Jokes Etc › Re: Massage (picture) by Emperoh(m): 7:04pm On Apr 24, 2008
Tufe told me so
Jokes Etc › Re: All New Peugeot 206 by Emperoh(m): 7:03pm On Apr 24, 2008
hmmmmm Watching with intent
Jokes Etc › Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(op): 6:59pm On Apr 24, 2008
Its sacred if not i would have blodgeoned the Plonkers head by now
He shouldn't force me though else,
Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla's Performance As Moderator? by Emperoh(m): 6:56pm On Apr 24, 2008
Hey tj_tj u wished abi?

At Tufe some Newbies are about to deny us more bed space
This is the reason Milla has a case to answer.
Nairaland General › Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by Emperoh(m): 6:50pm On Apr 24, 2008
Tufe who asked you

Anyway i am offering a gr8t price for the winning

Instant Husband once u win
A House in Kuvukiland
A made in Kuvuki Land
One night with me at Kuvuki 5 star hotels for an all night e-bosom session (u will always want more i bet you as long as its me grin grin grin)

So the race get s more interesting and tighter
Jokes Etc › Re: Emperoh Vs Clemcykul by Emperoh(m): 6:45pm On Apr 24, 2008
Tufe na so now cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Get Stiff! by Emperoh(op): 6:41pm On Apr 24, 2008
Tj Tifia
Mind your language or i might be forced to wield the big stick
Beware, !!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 6:34pm On Apr 24, 2008
@A-40
What was the end result of his moves?
Henry would have been contained like the others
If you were manning a goal post, wouldn't you have caught that shot by henry
It looked amateur, straight at the GK
We are hopeful of progressing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 6:21pm On Apr 24, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2189584#msg2189584 date=1209056489]Evra was your man of the match last night and Van Der Sar as well.Rooney and Tevez where a waste of space and as for C.Ron what can i say you Utd fans would probably give him that FIFA award because i don't think he will get it.Why didnt Rijkaard bring in Henry much earlier? undecided[/quote]He couldn't have done much
Messi tried but got missing
Deco tried but wanted to be the ref. Did u guys see how he was asking for cards
Blimey!!! if it was in England, a straight yellow would have been his escort
Xavi and Iniesta really tried though Iniesta was played out of place.
All in all Barcelona lacked ideas in the final third.
I hope we will triumph at OT
Henry will do shit at OT

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