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abi o
Any one to challenge him?

Joblessness is beginning to take over this Thread
I hereby ban all evil spirits of joblessness in all poster here
I hereby open doors to all employments and gainful business

Abeg make somebody give me Pastor Chris number make i hail am
E be like say i don 4get how to pray [i][/i]

newguy:
great about Nigerian musicss, bestt uwaaa paw paw men yawwww

I love that program too presented by one guy that call himself Yaw
Sound funny though
You can imagine his question last Thursday

'Can u dress and UnCloth in front of your younger siblings?'

Saucekid
Kindly relocate to Kuvuki lad and launchfrom there
The flute was made in my village and inscribed with Proudly Obeledu
You want try?

Cristalz
U are about to enjoy NYSC blues
well always be at the mammy so we can get to analyse footie often
I doubt the Internet connection though



@ Dayokanoe
Don't involve another person
If u are not man enough to see out ur fight then finger ur arse outta here asap.

tufe:
good for you

Tufia leave them wey never read to enjoy it
Chikena!!!!

@DAyo
Call that name with respect cos all ya life u can't do what that name has done
Anyway, maybe u were bitten by a rabbid dog thats why ur mouth is running torrid
I no blame na feeling like na im make me come begin join issues with a psychiatric prospect abi patient

Kindly go back to the asylum u escaped from

Dayo, one more time,
U don't know anything about football
Wiki won't give ya nothing.
U can't even make an independent analyses

I wonder whether catching and Breaking Bryan's record is more important than making and keeping them titles
He should come up only when the match is won like he did against Arsenal
If it were any other person, he would have been shooed to the bench
Trust SAF on that.
He played every footie left in him last season.
He is done for as far as footie is concerned
So a la Ole Gunnar
TRAINEE COACH ASAP!!!!!

Any divergent opinion?

Sammie do you need a flute to hmmm more
I will kindly oblige you 1

I do like CR7 to win but folks,
Let FIFA release the nominations first
The yr is still a long way out
CR7 has been outstanding all season but lets watch till a better part of the yr.s

U can imagine a copy cat coming here to compare himself with footie people
Pls reds let this guy complete his autistic rehab b4 u start his footie classes for him
HE KNOW NOTHING!!!!

@Dayokanoe
Its an embarrasment to seniority to rate yourself as a Grand father in footie analyses
What gives u that impetus
Even to be blind to real facts and obvious realities
You cut a picture of someone going through series of psychiatric rehabs
God help you don't think this gibberish u call analyses beyond the sporting column because people will see you as a football ignoramus of course u are one i haven't seen such a neophyte like you. You ought to listen and learn issues from younger dudes like u've just mentioned and then sit down and beg my type to teach u few things. Dayocanoe You KNOW SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO FOOTBALL!!!
If not how can even a senseless slowpoke compare EPL and the Bundesliga, make baseless and inconsistent comparison between players.
Its a sorry sight bro but am afraid am saying a lot to an undeserved fella like ya. Take heart but u have to stoop to be able to conquer


Reds like we normally do before any match day,
Whats your likely formation and players for tomorrow bearing in mind recent doubts and injuries
Here's mine


                                             Van Der Sarr
                     Brown             Vida            Rio            Silvestre

                     Ronaldo            Scholes     Carrick        Giggs

                                              Tevez
                                                          Rooney


Bench
Kitkat
O'shea
Nani
Park
Anderson


Possibly do the game in 65 - 70 mins and rest the guys for Barca

Whatcha y'all thunk?

Guys who have been listening to the new FM station on air
What do you think is their perfomance so far
They play just african and carribean hits
And use pidgin as their language of broadcasting
Do you think its right if not what do you think about them

I am talking about WAZOBIA 95.1 fm

Chei Love in action

ihe love n'eme

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!!!


NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Come self
Whats the criteria used in appointing Moderators
U just see the name of a fellow poster named as moderator
Nawa ooh

[/s][s]make i run b4 them ban me[/s][s]

CheI!! achigbuola m onwe m n'ochi

Thanks poster that was great

Hey folks am a back
Where are them folks who has been looking me trouble
Am a arrived to dish them wahala outta them
Ou sont ils?

And those buying Lollipops
The motherless babies needs some too

@DayoCanoe
Ofcourse its directed at you. Shuu who e want be!!!!


Folks Just a confirmation
But its not good news all the way.
Vida's return boosts Reds

Nemanja Vidic is fit and will face Blackburn Rovers at Ewood Park on Saturday afternoon.

That was the big team news from Sir Alex’s weekly press conference at Carrington on Friday lunchtime, followed by word that Nani will also travel with the squad and could be on the bench for the crunch Premier League fixture.

Vidic injured his knee against AS Roma on 1 April and was forced to sit out the return leg in Manchester, as well as the Reds’ league battles with Middlesbrough and Arsenal.

There was also encouraging news on Darren Fletcher, who was injured on international duty for Scotland in late March. The 24-year-old has returned to light training and is expected to resume full training on Monday.

“It’s good news,” Sir Alex said. “It’s another player back to add to the recent returns of Gary [Neville] and Mikael [Silvestre] and will give us good options."

Not all the news from the manager’s press conference was rosy, however. Midfielders Anderson and Owen Hargreaves are both slight doubts ahead of Saturday’s trip to Blackburn, although Anderson was able to train on Friday. But Louis Saha is definitely out after injuring his hamstring in training earlier this week.

"It's very disapppointing both for us and the Louis," said the boss.

I wonder who's arguing with this blind Bartemeus


FOLKS read this

Man Utd trio agree new contracts

Carrick, Brown and Ferdinand have signed new deals

Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed Rio Ferdinand, Michael Carrick and Wes Brown have agreed new contracts with Manchester United.

Ferguson was informed of the news by chief executive David Gill this morning but the length of the deals has not been revealed.

"They have agreed new deals," said Ferguson ahead of his side's game against Blackburn.

"It continues our policy of lengthening contracts at the right time."

Brown's contract was due to expire in the summer while Ferdinand had two years remaining on his previous deal.

Carrick joined the club in 2006 in a £18.6m deal from Tottenham.


Ferdinand's representative, Pini Zahavi, revealed earlier this week that the defender agreed a new five-year deal, believed to be worth £130,000 a week, while Brown has put an end to intense speculation over his future.

The England defender has been a key figure for Ferguson this season in the absence of the injured Gary Neville and was subject to a bid from Newcastle during the January transfer window.

Can't afford to lose Hargo at this stage of the title chase. Anyway as Nani and Vida are roaring to come back, i hpe nothing goes wrong with Ferdinand. I love the way things are at the moment. We didn't play so well against Arsenal but good teams win even without playing well, but i believe we cn up our game.

Les Chavs were crap all night. Everton couldn't create anything all night. Even Chelski apart from the goal scoring chance there was no other all night.
Nyway i hope they continue playing crap till season end

Even if Puyol was there? The guy makes some unprofessional miskates (mistake) that demand immediate relegation to the bench.
We need to grab all the points at stake and then field a good team at Camp Nou
If Chelsea draw, and we win then the season is definitely over.

Le Chac any site where i can know how ma Vida is doing. and even Nani

Can't believe me nada has happened here since past 3am
Reds is anything the shit

@ Chacal U forgot something
He's an AUTISTIC SAVANT



Hey folks; The Dressing Room Gospel according to Rio
United's performances on the pitch are, in part, born out of togetherness and camaraderie off it. Rio Ferdinand gives us the inside track on life in the first-team dressing room,

Best trainer: Scholesy. He’s such a good passer, and his team always wins in training.

Worst trainer: I’d say Wes or Wazza. They must be saving themselves for the games.

Fittest squad member: Wayne or Ronaldo. They’re both explosive players that could run at the same pace in the last minute of a game as they could in the first.

Most outrageous skill: Obvious… Ronaldo. Nani tries to compete, but to no avail!

Toughest tackler: Wayne, Vida and Scholesy. There are some big tackles that go in. Maybe they don’t like their team-mates.

Anyone play out of position? No, the manager doesn’t let us. Back in the day I used to play up front in training. But that was stopped, I think I was too much of a threat to the forwards.

Joker in the dressing room: The sly joker is Fletch. People don’t suspect him, but when something’s going on he is normally involved. Pique and Fletch are always at the centre of pranks with player’s clothes. Me? I don’t get involved. It’s not my game. I’m a very mature member of the squad now so I don’t get drawn into the young boys’ antics!

Most intelligent player: Edwin van der Sar would like to think that he’s the most intelligent. I’d probably put myself up there [laughs]. But seeing as Edwin thinks he’s the most intelligent, let’s let him believe it.

Person you'd least like on your quiz team: Got to be Ando (Anderson). Considering he joined the club at the same time as Nani, Ando’s English is shocking by comparison! Nani is holding television interviews in English and Anderson struggles to hold a conversation with the lads. He wouldn’t get us many answers.

Best dressed: I’d say the person that puts the most effort in is Ronaldo. He doesn’t just wake up, go into his wardrobe and throw something on. He tries really hard. Every day his clothes are a planned event.

Worst dressed: Tomasz Kuszczak! I say that purely for the electric blue shirt he wore one night out once. It was shocking. It was one of the worst colours that I’ve ever seen. The thing is, he’d saved it just for that occasion as well.

Best dressing room music: Mine. My iPod has by far the greatest variety of music; 80s pop, 80’s soul, R‘n’B, reggae, dance, old house music, there’s a mixture there. Unfortunately, some of the young European lads don’t appreciate old Hacienda house music. Patrice likes to get involved with selecting dressing room music. He tends to cater for the foreign lads a bit more with his Euro pop. To be fair to him he mixes it up with a bit of R‘n’B. But he doesn’t have the variety and depth of music knowledge that I have.

I wonder why people who call themselves footie fans can't read a game. Vida does the dirty job, Rio marshalls the defence and line and clearsa ll the dangerous ball. I think he did very well against Arsenal. His fear alone made Otubayor lose all the chances.

Le Chac
Tkb raised an issue about Omo's to be babe
What bad forwarding the Merchandise to him?

Rio is better agreed Mancs??

As far as am concerned, the need as to who is better needn't arise in the first place
They both complement each other very well
Y'all know we looked very vulnerable during our ast three matches without Vida
But we all saw how he did it and marshalled the defence with Pique
God knows Borough wouldn't have scored where Vida to be there
He would have man marked Alves out.
Anyway Rio is good but very excellent when playing with Vida meaning
THEY COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER


Le Chac
Be careful pummelling Mc Omo
You know he's trying to fix u ur NYSC posting or have you taken care of that.
U sure won't like to miss serving in Lagos or PH.
Served in Lagos and it was fun just that am a bit a reserved person and didn't get to enjoy all that was on offer

Vida should be back against Blackburn. I exxpect to see Nani also I dey miss that guy.


ONE UTD!!!

Countdown to Moscow!!!!!!

@Jackie
Got it though!!! But the way these guys are lumped up makes me look like am not trying nada
Jeez. 120k a yr will make loads of them peops down here high chiefs in them domain.
Good for him though.
I expect that of Vida to follow asap

Thank you Chavs for givingit to us.

ONE UTD!!!

Dudes check this out.


Rio Ferdinand has agreed a new deal at Man Utd that makes him the club's highest paid player alongside Cristiano Ronaldo on £120,000 a week.

Don't you think its on the high side

@tboy
He received 19 sms and he was asked if any of them came from SAF and he laughed!!! u know what that mean

The Chavs thought they had it going for them, But then Resilience pays.
Thanks to Emile Heskey for the attempt.

Now we can go into Ewood Park with some good spirit and less pressure.
God dey, we shall win the league.

Where are them peops

ONE UTD!!!