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:Clemcy
Wetin she do?
I didn't see ya last nite for the e-bosom session u promised me
What happened

Chei!!!!
if na me dem tell this one
I go jump enter Lagos Lagoon
Chineke!!!

I expelled them from Kuvukiland
As the Godfather and Kingmaker
I appoint and disappoint whomever i want

So those Parading themselves as Chiefs should beware
They are still e-chiefs. If they perform well i will upgrade them
BEWARE!!!

Sam Milla should quit as motherator
Until he provides Gun point

So the e-weed u smoked hasn't cleared yet abi
Don't let me give you an e-wanking


@sintown
The most suitable positiong for you is a bed at Yaba left side
e-madness has become ur portion pls eat it alone

Nightie
What happened btw u and Tuf(e)ia
Some e-condoms fell on myhead on the night (he was deputising for Seu-pc)u were together

Sam Milla should tell us what happened to Gun point
Or else,

there seem to be some e-gays in Kuvukiland
Can someone give credibilty to these suspicions?

Pls ca we forget yesterday and focus on Saturday
The probable title decider

Boobies in Kuvukiland
Anyone rady for e-boobing

nope thats
e-drugs

I was passing under the Chalet in Tufes area
when i heard Nightie moaning
The next thing was used e-condoms falling from his window

@Ituen
U wished abi!! Anyway,

The Kuvuki Federal Ministry of Health Warns that Smokers are liable to die young

@tufe

Still to confirm if u really had Gunpoint
When i confirm, u will get my e-slap

Chineke!!!
Kuvukiland Beauty Pageant
Hmm sounds gr8t
I hope they can do the Bedroom bosom dance very well
That will be my criteria for choosing the most beautiful bosom of kuvuki land
MBBK
No be so
Anyway
Here is the final shortlist
Clemcy
Ademiller
Nightnurse
Add ur 2 more nominations to this nominatio close 12midnight

i am appaled at the responses from rival fans
Man U's target if you don't know was to contain Barca
Our attack was just to be on stanby in case of a counter
The four times we initiated an attack u all saw we were quite close the first resulting in a penalty
So please stop mouthing Gibberish

Frank Lampard has lost his mum Pat Lampard
She is also harry redknapps inlaw as his sister is married to Harry Redknapp
We commiserate with Frank Lampard Snr. and Jnr. And all Chavs
May God grant her soul eternal rest!!

I can't really say a lot about yesterday's game.
We defended thru and was our usual attacking self.
Barca came at us and tried to unlock the defence
But it looked like Rio misplcaed the key at the Septic Tank at Old Trafford.
Barca IS NOT A WONDERFUL Team recently
Imagine what would have happened if United where the ones attacking them

Its still  no one's game but Utd in the driving seat
You all will agree with me that it will definitely be a different game at OT
Man U will play and barca willl also play
I am waiting to complet my music

Stamford Bridge is falling Down! Falling Down Falling Down!
Stamford Bridge is falling Down My fair ,

ONE UTD!!!

Who wouldn't be happy to be at a club like Utd
Peops like RVN will be green with Envy

Arsenal needs at least 5 new signing if theyare to mount a serious challenge for titles next season.
2 defenders ie Cover for Clichy and Sagna ( you all saw what happened when Sagna injured)
A cover or help for Fab 4 (gilberto should go)
A GK and an out and out 9. Anything shot might still be a shot in the Ocean

I hope the Mancs come out smoking
That formation above is a wicked Arsenal and should be reserved for the Return leg and Chelski
We have a good enough squad to get a scored draw or win
like Jackie said it all boils down to formation if Fergie gets it right, then the day is ours for sure if not, i hope what we get can be upturned at OT
Footie is beautiful at this stage
Am off to cheer them RD's up
See yall morow morning

ONE UTD!!!

Hmm Tufe
U don buy wahala
U killed a General and claim to have immunity because u are in the Council of Kuvuki Elders
Okpare oooh
Milla will handle you
Pls sign and indicate
if you want tufe Exiled from Kuvuki land

Really!!!
U mean u have KILLED gunpoint
Wonders shall never end
Sam Milla!!! a Kuvuki gate crasher killed our general and you did nothing
U get case
Council of Elder must hear this

Meanwhile keep the application coming
I have received like 3000 under a space of 3hrs 30 mins
Na so she Celebrity reach??
Me nko??

Anyway Sam Milla is Gunpoint Dead?
If yes, Who killed her?

Tufe i no ask you
B4 u carry ur busy bodi spoil show

Ituen EXPLAIN what U mean by that ASAP or,
Sam Milla be on the alert!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Lordi
Surely 'next season u will win the league'. But i guess it was like that last season and the other trophyless seasons


@Manc
Vida and Wes are said to be doubt but no official message from Man Utd officials
I hope we will have a full squad to change the game and most importantly win it at Camp Nou
I predict a scored draw
What you think?

ituen:
emperor don dey try these days

U may have to explain what you mean by this?

So all of you are now queuing up to be Cyber Uncles And Aunty to my pickin
Anyway u might have to write application for that
I will conduct a written, IQ, Moral and Financial test
To know who is really qualified
Then if you pass, U will then receive the requirements
Abi Clemcy no be so?

Congrats Clmcy for being an Expectant mother

U see Peopss
Someone asking Sammie to come and make money
These are one of them people we are talking about
Maybe its even a bosom
Sammie pls eject that bosom or,

@Subice
Let them say
If Ando starts then Messi is caged i bet u
I hope to see the formation that we used against Roma in the First Leg.
ONE UTD!!!

I might be forced to claim Paternity of them Babies
Because this is about me and Clemcykul

@Clemcy
Just to confirm u didn't do D&C as U threatened the last time
Because i didn't have Pepper
Now them pepper is plenty
So bring them Babies

Morning session of bosom
Tufe don't you think so?

Ituen
I need not a job cos i can employ you
So quit wasting ya time looking for nada for me

A young man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink and sat on stools watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

Sammie
U have a case to answer.
Its either u ate the Marching Ground fee or U import them babes for PRIVATE USE ONLY[b][/b]
I can't even find my bed in my room again
After all we went thru to build Kuvukiland
I am very sure u sent Migines outta here because of what he could do

All original and unadulterated, unexpired KUVUKIANS
If you will agree lets veto on easing Sam Milla Out
WhATCHA all thunk