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Autos › Re: Making you Believe!!! 2007 Honda Odyssey. . . Arrived!!!!. See Page 3 by Emperoh(op): 3:59pm On May 14, 2010
Take a look at how well we pamper our customer's cars!!

Autos › Re: Making you Believe!!! 2007 Honda Odyssey. . . Arrived!!!!. See Page 3 by Emperoh(op): 3:54pm On May 14, 2010
Buffing and Priming!!!
We do the best to satisfy our clients!!!
U CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH US!!!

Autos › Re: Making you Believe!!! 2007 Honda Odyssey. . . Arrived!!!!. See Page 3 by Emperoh(op): 3:38pm On May 14, 2010
Unfortunately, we lost three days of active posts and more pictures of this beautiful car!!

Nevertheless, we stand ourselves out in what we do and will show u guys how we do it albeit quietly!!
Below are arrival pictures and fixing of a slight cut on the front bumper as requested by the owner!!

Enjoy!!!

Autos › Re: CUSTOMS CLEARING AGENT ( ADEXFEM ) by Emperoh(m): 12:02am On May 09, 2010
Dude whats up?
Didn't hear from you again?
Guess that means it didn't pull thru?
Politics › Re: Yayale is Nigeria's new V.P by Emperoh(m): 3:29pm On May 07, 2010
I knew it was gonna be between Yayale Ahmed and El-rufai!!

Yayale where among those that broke away from yar'adua nonsense when these whole wahala set in.
I wish him well. . . . . and i hope Jonathan faces his job. Would preferred El-rufai though!!
Autos › Re: Vin Request by Emperoh(m): 9:42am On May 07, 2010
Oh Kunle thanks man, am full of appreciation. Friend wants to pay for the car today but i asked him to hold out for a Carfax report to the extent of the damage we saw.
Again, what do you think about Mazda cars? Dude seems a bit sceptical.
Autos › Re: Vin Request by Emperoh(m): 2:10pm On May 06, 2010
1YVGF22D225283185

Could you help me with this?
Autos › Re: Vin Request by Emperoh(m): 2:08pm On May 05, 2010
Menn. . . . Kunle thanks a whole lot.
My deepest appreciations!!!
Autos › Re: Vin Request by Emperoh(m): 7:43pm On May 04, 2010
1HGCM66503A008283, kunle, i requested this vin run on ur honda ad thread but looks like u didn't see it. could u pls help me on this.
Autos › Re: SOLD!!! : Salvaged '07 Accord Ex-l** 5 Speed Manual. Leather. Navi. SOLD!!! by Emperoh(m): 2:48pm On May 04, 2010
Chai!!!!! Ol this car is cleaner than many non-salvage title cars being advertised on this forum!!
Happy sales man. . . . .scrambling to see if i can get a client!!

Pls can u run this VIN for me?
Its urgent!! 1HGCM66503A008283
Autos › Re: PT Consult alleged to be Fraudulent by Emperoh(m): 1:13pm On May 04, 2010
I can't believe we are going thru a thing like this all over again.
Nevertheless, i will stand aside till i see who comes up with what we are looking for.

For now, anyone dealing with or have dealt with PTC should come forth. . . . . or the dude himself should come forward
and clear his name. . . . . . lots of nonsense going on on the world wide web.!
Politics › Re: Soyinka And Tinubu Shun Oshiomhole's One-Man-One-Vote Rally In Benin City! by Emperoh(m): 2:12pm On Apr 30, 2010
Karma is a biatch!!!!

As for Adams, he got this mathematics WRONG!!!
This is not fighting Tony Anenih!!
Car Talk › Re: Beware Custom Officers Are Back Siezing Vehicles! by Emperoh(m): 10:54am On Apr 30, 2010
[quote author=George_D link=topic=436360.msg5975641#msg5975641 date=1272617203]chanceman,
that was a good point.[/quote]

I was going to think so but wait a minute. . . . .do u evaluate a car based on the price at the car seller's lot
Ot the cost of Purchase in Europe or America?

me thinks its the later cos when u see their valuation, its in dollars. . . .they then give u the prevailing govt exchange rate
in order to arrive at a naira duty to be paid!!!

Some people are just being fraudulent and exploiting the loop holes in the law to extort money from nigerians!!!
Family › Re: Yoruba Tradition Is Killing My Love by Emperoh(m): 10:35am On Apr 30, 2010
I expected the Yoruba goons in da house to educate us on this part of their tradition!!

OR i just think its the old way syndrome of the parent of the guy involved.
There is no blood relationship whatsoever so i don't see why they can't marry!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Semi: Barcelona Vs Inter [1 - 0; 2 - 3 Agg]On Wednesday 28th April by Emperoh(m): 9:53pm On Apr 28, 2010
BlueDiva:
Just what i wanted, Inter v Bayern final, Inter wins.

Classic JM, the dude is such a genius.
It ain't pretty but it works. . . wink

Story. . . . . .Barca wey u no fit beat na im Inter beat. . . . .and u think u can dismantle the Special one?
Think again. . . . . rather, wake up from ya slumber!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Semi: Barcelona Vs Inter [1 - 0; 2 - 3 Agg]On Wednesday 28th April by Emperoh(m): 9:40pm On Apr 28, 2010
BARCELONA IS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

UP THE SPECIAL ONEEEEEE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Semi: Barcelona Vs Inter [1 - 0; 2 - 3 Agg]On Wednesday 28th April by Emperoh(m): 9:37pm On Apr 28, 2010
Chai!!!!!!

See BojANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Hand Balll
Car Talk › Re: Beware Custom Officers Are Back Siezing Vehicles! by Emperoh(m): 1:41pm On Apr 28, 2010
Kunle et Soldee

I didn't say i paid 190k to clear the Murano.
hell no!!! I do be shooting myself in the foot. Moreover, everything u pay for the clearing do not go to the Customs
U have to pay terminal charges, NPA port handling charges and the rest.

By 190k, i mean the customs valuation of duty on the car and the Value Added tax ONLY.
Not the total amount i paid. Total amount i paid was 350k. Na from this 350k the Agent go from chop his 'workers wage'.
So don't get me wrong. I didn't pay 190k in total to clear an SUV.

I do be a dunce with what i already to fall for such!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Semi: Barcelona Vs Inter [1 - 0; 2 - 3 Agg]On Wednesday 28th April by Emperoh(m): 1:02pm On Apr 28, 2010
My head and dream says Inter.
But this Barca side is capable of springing surprises!!

However, if there is any coach or side capable of defending a 2 goal lead, its Mourinho
But if there is a side capable of over-hauling a 2 goal lead, its barcelona!!

Football is not 1+1, so i will sit back and relish every minute of this encounter!!
May the better side win!!!
Car Talk › Re: Beware Custom Officers Are Back Siezing Vehicles! by Emperoh(m): 10:50am On Apr 28, 2010
Hmmmmm!!!! I shoulda been here earlier on!!!

First of all, Mr. Dammidex, we are not advertising here, we are looking for a viable solution to the very many issues bedeviling our business
in the guise of regulatory and security officials.

As far as i know, I DON'T DO COTONOU cars if it is going out of Lagos for use, that is, if the owner is living outside Lagos.
Custom wahala is not for me. Cos as far as i know, if u encounter custom issues, u go know say Police na your friend true true!! shocked shocked shocked

Until someone clarifies to me how custom clearing is done at both benin republic end and Nigeria end of the border, i won't venture to buy
a car for an outside Lagos client. . . . . its as simple as that.

Now, my main wahala is this, how do u get over these guy even when u paid the proper duty at the Lagos wharfs.
E.g. I pre-order and deliver my cars personally when i have the time. i use the opportunity to visit home in the east.
My last trip was in January with a Nissan Murano for a client. . . . . i met 3 custom's check points at Ogbere, Okada and Benin toll gate.
Each point took 2k from me. . . . . .Reason? I did not pay the correct Custom Duty.

I called my agent to find out what was happening, but he didn't seem to be able to give me a reason for my wahala.
On the duty card, the total duty paid was about 160k with VAT making it about 190k. . . . . . .i still couldn't find a reason why this was happening!

Clearing agents and dudes, someone should pls lecture us on how to calculate correct Custom's duty and how to get over these leeches
on our highway, mind you, these guys are very mean and pay little or rather do not even recognise Military or Police officers

So how do we get over this!!!!!??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 7:33pm On Apr 27, 2010
tkb417:
see this one
show me where i said Berba will play on the left

did you see Berba in ma team grin grin
who don drink shekpe nau
Oga don't quote me and change me quote. . . . . .which kain nonsense be that naw shocked shocked tongue tongue tongue
Go and clear that shekpe from ye system and put Valencia where he rightly belongs!!

U don become Fulham fan?
Frankly, those dudes are meant to be in the finals.
Do u think Bobby Z will be in SA with his performance thus far?

A lot of English strikers in the league are staking for a place!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by Emperoh(m): 3:47pm On Apr 27, 2010
Sauron

Youth Policy?
Someone tried to argue Youth Policy as a result of Arsene failures
When i threw this question u asked above. . . . . .guess what, he couldn't name ONE player!!
They never realised Arsene's incompetence at the Transfer market is the reason they are where they are today!!!

What good manager in a club like Arsenal will buy a player like Silvestre?
ok. . . . maybe Amodu as seen with olofinjana!!!

There is no youth policy in Arsenal. . . . the English hype has led Wenger to buy average players
at a very cheap rate without really looking at quality indepth!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 3:21pm On Apr 27, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5959355#msg5959355 date=1272373675]Valencia did not miss a chance. . . . .He kicked our title hopes into Robinson's arms.
Tell us one moment Berbatov was 6 yards away from goal with only the goalie to beat and missed?


I will look for it.
[/quote]
Now be quick and look for it like a good boy u are and stop look for what Valencia did right or wrong!!
Dude is not there yet but has paid his dues as newbie. . . . . .aren't u tired of wining the EPL for 3 season's in a stretch
You want them Scousers to hang themselves?
Give the Chavs something to cheer about!!
Romance › Re: 190 Latest Development! by Emperoh(m): 3:13pm On Apr 27, 2010
190

This does not deserve a thread. . . . i wonder why u dey waste seun bandwidth. . . . .all for 190;s brad of nuissance tongue tongue tongue grin grin
I think u should just go into yourself and tell u what u want from ur woman, if she meets up, we don't need to do a referendum to chose u a wife
Ok?

Now go and be a man dude!! shocked shocked shocked grin grin tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 1:58pm On Apr 27, 2010
tkb417:
i am the dean of that school
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5958865#msg5958865 date=1272368860]Will you forgive Valencia if we don't win the EPL?
Some school of thunks are insisting if he had buried that chance he had against Blackburn, we wouldn't be needing Liverpool to do us a favour.[/quote]
Why won't you forgive him?
Was he the only person to have missed chances in critical matches? Berbatov has missed even better chances tongue tongue tongue tongue
More so, this is just his first season with us. . . . dude has done quite well and if we both him knowing his limitations, then we should play to his strength. . . . . . good a thing Nani is good enough on the left. . . . though better on the right but as it stands, dude delivers the crosses that results in goals. . . .lets not forget how he's despoil.d full backs with his one way dimension. . . not to dispute though, if he can, let him start work on his left foot. . . . it will make him a great player. . . . . . . . . but what pissed me off about him is his 'skillessness' not what is expected of a Latin American player!!!!

Sauron
Can u get me a you-tube video of that rafael dribble on Bale. . . . i can't get over it!!
Jeez i am chuffed grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked

TKB
Valencia can't play on the left, go and re-qork that team when the shekpe clears from your system!! tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 12:01pm On Apr 27, 2010
Hmmm Ashley Cole better than Evra? What won't club supporters say to win an argument!!!
Some mofo even said Gareth Bale is better than Ashley Cole and Evra. . . . . i wonder where this Bale was before the Arsenal game!!

BTW TKB, how come in your PFA team of the season, Valencia is on the left?
We all know his left leg is a walking stick. . . . . . . i am tempted to agree with those who said u were on shekpe last evening
How come?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 6:01am On Apr 26, 2010
Great game on saturday!!!
Thats the much i can say. . . . .one unforgettable match moment!!

Rafael dribbling Bale to the floor!!!

KAI I NEVER LAUGH FINISH!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 4:51pm On Apr 23, 2010
I no know whether dem go open Special nairaland for una!!!
Una fight don too much. . . . .everywhere; Sauron and Dayokanu!! Shuo!! shocked shocked shocked grin grin

Anyway, its good. . . . . .at least DK won't toe Ribery's path. . . .Sauron is there to caution and redirect him!! tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City [0 - 0] On Sat, 24th April by Emperoh(m): 4:04pm On Apr 23, 2010
I am sticking my neck on this game. . . . . . .Arsenal is losing this one!!
Everything seem against them!!!
Culture › Re: Celebrating Ndi-igbo by Emperoh(m): 3:59pm On Apr 23, 2010
Aloy,
Great effort and nice seeing a lot umunne anyi n'agba mbo around the world!
I do expect to see some names up. . . . .

K.C Obioha. . . not so about his first name. He is the owner of Clear Essense
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Maduka Emelife. . . . Former COuntry manager of Cisco and HP and also a receipient of the Bill Clinton Leadership award.
Dr. Achebe. . . .CHinua Achebe's son!!!


Keep up the good work!!
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by Emperoh(m): 3:29pm On Apr 23, 2010
A si n'obuhi ebe afanyere uduke k'anwuru si apu!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 11:21am On Apr 23, 2010
Ibime:
No, the rumour is that Gerrard's wife is having an affair with the Derby County player.


Chelsea nuccas arent wimps. We cheat on chicks, chicks dont cheat on us. wink cheesy

Any award for the bolded? I guess what JT got is the award u get innit?

BTW, Gerard's wife cheating with a Derby player, what of him getting a 16yr old pregnant?
I don't know if u can give me links??

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