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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Emperoh(m): 4:32pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
This evening is not looking too good for Chelsea and i hope u guys triumph But the injuries, Terry's defensive blabbing, the inexperienced Turnbull, Anelka's wandering. . . . .it just doesn't look good. Pls can u guys silence the Special One for the EPL? We did it last season. . . . Yes U can!!! Go Chelsea!!!! gosh did i say that? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 4:10pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Eastbay:n DK surely. . . . , u can never go wrong with him Advantages of kidnapping DK He likes women and very easy to nab. . . u don't even need to shoot He will surely make u enough money in ransome U can be sure Muki will sell Seun's Nairaland just to bail DK Everyone will have the impression that Kanu Nwankwo has been kidnapped hence. . . . .more money Disadvantages U may well resurrect Hitler who will come to defend him. . . .remember he is the only German supporter on Nairaland!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 1:37pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Eastbay: . . . no wahala. . . . but just a stern warning, My maintenance cost is quite high Also, disengagement cost is 90% of ransome paid else. . . . . . . . U can try Debosky, sauron or Dayokanu. . . . .don't go near Ibime oo if not u will turn to victim |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 9:17am On Mar 16, 2010 |
@190 I have been waiting for your user name to change to 200 before i request tmods to rrelease u. From, 190 - unban190 - *190* - benz190. . . . whats next? A hot bowl of Pepper soup there abeg. . . . I warned Ayetty on time. . . . . . Don't mess with me else, u wil be kipnadd!!! I dey go Luiz bar right now make him no settle me. . . . him go see!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 8:33am On Mar 16, 2010 |
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5698260#msg5698260 date=1268673660]Not in the UK, hombre. Chelsea's game tomorrow @ SB will be beamed live at 8.45pm in Naija. . . .[/quote] I think you are right. . . . . .Liverpool's match yesterday was still aired by 9.00pm Thats kick-off!! Morning Mancs, how una dey? |
| Autos › Re: Geroge_D's 2006 Highlander + Mrs George_D's 2006 Toyota Matrix ( Pre ordered ) by Emperoh(m): 6:27pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
What da hecccckkkkk!!!! $3050 just to ship? That can buy a 99 camry with change!!!!! Jeez Thats just my handicap with California. . . . . only God knows how long it took the truck Company to get to Florida. U get the neatest and cheap cars in Cali but i can never be bov'ered about the shipping. The few cars i have done from there, i was sure i had someone to share a container with before i did so. A 2008 Civic with 8k miles cost me less than 9k, A 2003 Murano with navigation cost me 9500. . . so u can imagine!!! I only do Cali when am sure i have someone to share a container with!!! I wonder how Kunle-A survives it!! Kudo though, the car is cute and neat!! Didn't see your guy again? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 6:18pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
dayokanu: it seems so or rather its so. . . . .everything is now 1hr earlier!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 5:17pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Eastbay: if u no like wetin we dey talk, look one side joo   this ur hot militant blood na im u want show for our end? ok i know. . . . .none of these rival dude don find ur wahala last weekend and today TK I no want hear oo. . , just arrange my share of the jackpot enter my end oo Too much talk no dey for evening mass. . . . .if not. . . .EB and Ibime go kidnap u!!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by Emperoh(m): 4:51pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Emperoh walks in with his boys and looks around. . . . clears throat Who is the manager here? U have not settled the boys of the zone. . . . .Police or army will not save u oo!! Meanwhile, get one or ur bartender to get me a glass of cocktail. . . .maybe Pina colada!! then go find our settlement come. . . . its not much. . . . .just 500k of 3months free drinking and wining!! Chose one!! |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 4:36pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
. . . . hears EPA agents voice and gets annoyed. . . . . Collects one empty bottle and makes it down stairs towards EPA agent. . . . ME: Bros, U say na wetin you want? Agent: We have been mandated to close this place down due to the harzard it poses to the environment. ME: Na who want come close my 'nkolo'? Guy i swear, this bottle go bouce temtem for ur head if u no disappear from this place in nano seconds Agent: Are u threatening me? ME: U still dey follow me talk? 190, r231, abeg show make we handle this dude and his men!! Agent: err. . . . .wait wait. . ok ok we can talk. . . where is the owner. . . cuts him short gbosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . bottles scatter all over, . .190 don nearly kil this guy ooooo. . . . , . Agent faints and is carried to the back yard to be revived by platinuum. . . enjoyment continues but with trepidation ME: Guy na hala i want hala the guy now why u scatter bottle for him head? 190: The guy want pour sand sand for my garri, this my fine hideout na im he want close. . .maybe na when i don leave dtown. ME: But na gbese be this na. . . . anyway we go see how it goes WHo dey dia, abeg fresh fish pepper soup and one bottle of udeme. . . i no go too drink, today na Monday!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Emperoh(m): 4:23pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
. . . .Hmm U shall everly if Oga peeps in. . . . . Muki, who wants to demote Chamo? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 3:20pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
TK His case won't be new to the EPL. . . .how they fail to stick with performers beat me! U could remember last season, Hull was a thorn in the flesh of many EPL sides. . . . how they fail to build on first season success beats me Same thing happened to Wigan. . . .btw, where is Paul Jewel. . . o boy i love that rotund lad. . he sure knows his onions!!! As for Amanpour, i don't fail to watch it. . , i screamed when i missed Obj's episode with Soyinka last week focused on the Jos crisisi!! And your bets? U don chop clean mouth abi? U think say i no go remember!!! My share joo Criz Torres? thats eons years since i heard that name!!! Is he still in the EPL? lol!! I hope this doesn't haunt me |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 3:06pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
chic2pimp: United will miss Ronaldo. . . . u won't go beyond the UCL group stages. . . . what more proof do the mods need to crown U the new NLD resident retard? How was the Manchester drubbing? U guys have succeded in keeping Becks outta the WC abi? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 1:15pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
TKB Just saw that on Hull now. . . .thought the guy was doing just ok!?? Whats the anti-dote for Citeh? jam-packed midfield? Sauron Has there been any change in time? All the CNN programs are now 1hr early!! Was expecting World Sports to start by 8.30am only to come in by 8.55am to see the programs closing Same thing on Amanpour. . . .normally starts by 2.00pm but its being aired right now. . .1,15pm!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 12:37pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Well, i hope we nick it. . . .its looking all for us!!! We can't afford to slip up now. . . . we must win the remaining 8 matches The major hurdle is see is Chelsea and Man Citeh even though they were shitty last night against Sunderland. . . . . where they get the morale for the big guys is what i can't say!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 12:11pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Eastbay: no mind am. . . . .bad belle people. . . but i want to forgive him because he's my furend!!! Muki Whats with Liverpool? they will be beaten!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 11:37am On Mar 15, 2010 |
mukina2: . . ehen, what about them? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 11:30am On Mar 15, 2010 |
Eastbay: Anytime u see Sleek419, know say im don commit. . . . .just like Debo said, that is a possibility!! Oga wetin u don do? How we go take prepare for Pool? |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 11:20am On Mar 15, 2010 |
sleek417: Ehen. . . , what do u want? Moreso, i can see u've been naughty. . . . where is ur other half, TKB419? . . . . .and don't stay there oo. . . . just go back to work and come back by 10pm. . . . .thats when activities start. . . make i know whether u no go sleep!! |
| Autos › Re: <<Welcome to Nigeria>> 03 Accord Ex-L Pre-ordered By Hailolive Of NL***>>>> by Emperoh(m): 10:47am On Mar 15, 2010 |
heheheheheh!! Chii nne, i meela. . . . k'isi kwuo ya k'o di!!! maka n'asi n'ekwughi ekwu mere onu, anughi anu mere nti. . . . .udo diri gi. . . . .i g'agba ugbo ala guru gi aguu gbatee ya aka!! German I hope u ain't lost. . . . ? part of those things. . . cos i know that if u go into ur own dialect, we'll all be lost. . . but one love. . . . the unifying thing is stronger than our differences. . . . . . . wish u the best!! |
| Autos › Re: Pre-0rder Like No Other- - Guaranteed Satisfaction - - Never Be Undersold--@@ by Emperoh(m): 10:28am On Mar 15, 2010 |
. . , errm that Lexus. . . was that the engine or the interior? What will the mechanic now work on? I swear if u carry this one enter mechanic, the mechanics go snap beside the car!!! S E A L E D throughout!! Now toyota is cheating us. . . . . . . this is pure sheating!! |
| Autos › Re: Geroge_D's 2006 Highlander + Mrs George_D's 2006 Toyota Matrix ( Pre ordered ) by Emperoh(m): 9:53am On Mar 15, 2010 |
Is there a new RORO freight line to Nigeria for California? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 9:47am On Mar 15, 2010 |
sleek417: Wetin u don do this time? |
| Autos › Re: <<Welcome to Nigeria>> 03 Accord Ex-L Pre-ordered By Hailolive Of NL***>>>> by Emperoh(m): 11:48pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
. . . lol what a brain teaser yet its not mathematics. . . . .i will simplify Efele jelu igbo jelu nga!! Efele is regarded as an imported alien good thing brought in by the whites to enhance our living. . . . . Nga is prison is the real sense of the word. . . . but in this proverb its not necessarily prison. . . . but more or less suffering or hardtimes By the analogy above; This Peach looking Honda Accord in pristine condition is the Efele and an Oyibo import looking great and awesome about to be imported into Nigeria to begin its suffering and hard times. . . that is, its 'nga'. This is due in part to our environment and poor infrastructure. . . . .most likely unknown or mal-use of this efele. . . . .bear in mind however that all these are probabilities hence, Efele(honda) jelu Igbo(Nigeria) jelu Nga(final place of suffering and hard time) all under probaility. . . . depending on how hailolive. . . .handles this beauty!!! I hope i have done justice to it. . . . . . This Honda bialu afufu. . . and not enjoyement!!! Long explanation right? LOL!!! EZEUGO!!!! |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 11:14pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
Emperoh walks in again. . . . .with his cowboys. . . . .madam, pls can i have a bottle of Pure water? walks up to the VIP lounge. . . . .and . . . |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 6:49pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
. . . . Boys enter, grabs r231 by the neck and kicks him out. . . . . grabs 190 outside. . . stops a wheel barrow pusher and dumps 190 into. . . . pummels r231 further and give him a bottle of laurent perrier to take home. . . .dude rushes off jubilant. . . . . whats all these forming for in the first place? get into his Maybach and about to drive off. . . . . .Platinuum runs out and begs to joint he train. . . . she is allowed Ayetty rushes out with her bill and about to intercept. . . .boys bundles her into the Hilux and arrests her for trying to block the boss!! we drive off to the next club were to cause commotion, chop food for free and drink expensive wine!!! Kpele guys, see u guys next friday!! |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 6:43pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
ayettymama: U don't say. . . . . .so am rying? Chei i don die? Bia nwanyi aa. . . . if u don't want my boys to raze this place down under 10mins, better find my Platinuum Gold Visa card with $30,000 inside my wallet!!! Infact. . bia who allowed 190 back in? i asked these boys to send this ochoo passenger to Mile 12 Motor park bone setter!! beat him into pulp . . . .i say BEAT him into . . . . . . . . |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 6:36pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
r231: * feels sad and embarrased over 190's attitude. . .Ayetty this poor showing for a first nyte out!!! . . . goes outside and orders boys. . . .Make sure that 190 abi 230 ends up at the bone-setters house. . . beat him into a pulp and put him in a frying pan and roast him like okuko. . . .kai na me be this? in this razz place. . . .Ayetty u had better rebrand this to Iya Basira's buka Stop deceiving VIP's rike me. . . . . ehen who is this r231. . . . .Pounds is talking and Dollars is talking? man U is talking and Enyimba is talking will u shut up before i ask my boy to raze u down like boli!!!! Ehen PlatinuumXX pls don't mind them eeehehe. . , continue, . .l like the way u do it. . .hey the thing n'ato uto. . . But wait, where is my card. . . my Gold Visa card and 30,000.00 Dollars. . . . Bia Ayetty. . . efuo m!!! Where is my Gold Visa card and 30,000.00 Dollars. . . . .Platinuum ezuo m oshi!!!! Ayetty come oo. . . , where are my boys!!!! Someone has stolen. . , I hope its 190 cos this asa mpete can't steal!! Ofsure. . . . .hey!!! |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 6:17pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
N100,000.00 per hour? Just that? When i am planning on bring the Ag. plesident hia? U want to bring who's boys thru the back? Not mine. . . . . . if anybody is scared, ask my men to shoot that person it means the person has something to be aflaid of. . . . . . . .as for the bill, i will pay and i want to stay for 10hrs Just forward the bill to my office!!! [size=4pt] e don enter voice mail be that!!  [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 6:09pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
***ok ma'am. . . .Emperoh walks into the VIP sections. . hmm quite cool!!*** But who allowed that boy with a car's name to come in here? Hey Ayetty if u don't have security, go outside, u will see 4 Hilux pickups with Military Police guys in it. . . yes yes the one beside the latest. . . . LR4 yes just packed beside my Maybach 69. . . .ehn call just 2 of them. . . . just two, they will take care of him . . . .ehen make sure u give eash of them a whole roast Turkey pls with a bottle of Drustydoff to wash it down!! Yes they are my boys. . . . if any mess up, just tell any of them but u have to serve them first. . . [size=5pt]God help u if they get drunk, they will turn this ur new bar upside right!!! Abeg find me on correct babe over there. . . .i need massage!!! |
| Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by Emperoh(m): 5:58pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Da Emperoh steps in. . . . . . .looks around and about to step back out *but Ayetty calls back. . . . Oga how now. . . are u leaving!! Emp: Yes ur people are razz and not up to status! I needdi to be withi the Mennu. , imago pippulu dati matters anyway, i willi notu walk away again becosu it is ur opening day. SO i want to decrare for evelybody in thisi lestaulant!! One one bottle of raulent Pellier for everybody and then isi ewu na nkwobi to forrow!!! The bill is on me!!! Sits downs at a posh sofa on the side and watch as Platinuum and Ujuojan fights over a handsome dude!! *****sighs this boy wey no get money na im these babes want kills themself for?*** 190 walks over to say Hi. . . , Hon. Emperor sizes him up and then orders him to stand aside!!! He plead and is allowed a handshake. . . . .phone rings. . , ** is that Goodluck** . . . . . . . . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 5:44pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Ibime: As if Mikel Obi is really 22 years. . . . . . tell us something new abeg!! Allboyz can tell u all he knows but that ain't gonna change rien!!! If he's good SAF will sign him else, nothing for him. . . . , we ain't over the moon too! Dude played well in the last. Essien and Drogba are using their real age innit? Abeg!! |
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