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Autos › Re: Pre Order Your Car From The Usa, 40% Deposit, 21 Days Guaranteed by Emperoh(m): 5:27pm On Mar 12, 2010
Inspired!
Great ride u got there. . .  .but do we have Hybrid Technicians now?

Oh my God. . . .  .BB its not true oo. . . . yekparikpa!!!
platinum want kill me ooo. . . , She was trying to seduce me with an adulterated hour glass shape
But i told her u got something berra. . . . .  .pls its not true ooo. . . . has Goodluck signed that power contract worth $10Bn?
Pls rub his head very well ooo. . . .Platinum can't put asunder between us ehh!!!!!!!
[size=5pt]
U Platinuum, can't u ever chop and clean mouth shuo. . . .must u alway spill!!!
Nothing more for u from now on!![/size]
Autos › Re: 2003 Bmw 7 Series From Cotonou;price:3 M Naira;see Pix,+229-99748098 by Emperoh(m): 5:22pm On Mar 12, 2010
platinumnk:
EHhuh!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

What is it with married men? !!
LOL you made your choice already, now let me have my turn grin grin grin grin

Im not philandering with anyone, just offering "massage" services lol~

The new Prada purse just came out , and you didnt buy it for me yet! angry angry angry angry


Please dont take away my car abeg, how are we going to visit each other? cry cry cry cry


Well . . just make sure you replace it with a Bentley Coupe and we all good kiss kiss kiss

can't u ever chop and clean mouth? What did u tell B_B?
Now that has made me lose a $10bn Power Contract one Alhaji she's following wants to lease to me!!!
I can't buy the new Prada not the Bentley Coupe without this contract. . . so u had better go and repair what u've broken
Matter of fact and seeking out a less expensive Sweet 16 until u sort out what U did with BB. . . . . .if not!!! kiss angry angry angry angry angry

And don't come tempting me with that hour glass shape and bootey that's like first Mummy of Egypt!!! grin grin grin
Autos › Re: 2011 Hyundai Sonata - Hyundai Don Vexxxxxxxxxxx by Emperoh(m): 5:03pm On Mar 12, 2010
and then the front. . . . design!!!
thought the Hyundai doesn't have all those contours!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 4:44pm On Mar 12, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5679612#msg5679612 date=1268408079]We signed Mikel Obi. . . . .whether he played for Man Utd is immaterial.
The fact remains United paid 4 million pounds to Lyn to sign Mikel Obi and he's NIGERIAN.

Folly's question centred around United have not SIGNED a Nigerian player before!!![/quote]
I just knew it. . . . .why can't you obey simple instructions eeh!!!
Who told u i didn't know what Folly was asking? tongue grin grin grin

Whats up with weekend's game?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2010
He never played for Man Utd. . . did he?

Yes or No, no arguments grin grin grin tongue
Autos › Re: 2011 Hyundai Sonata - Hyundai Don Vexxxxxxxxxxx by Emperoh(m): 3:58pm On Mar 12, 2010
Underscore

That's not the latest Infinity FX50s!!
Get the right picture before we argue!!
Romance › Re: Am I Over Reacting? by Emperoh(m): 3:48pm On Mar 12, 2010
Dude. . . . . Two Words.

BREAK UP!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 1:32pm On Mar 12, 2010
sauron

Been on the airwaves lately. . . . .just that there are lots of uncertainty concerning this one.
This guy has raw potentials. . . . and i hope he lives it. . . .another issue being our uncanny attitude to forge his age.
is he really 17 years?. . . , I doubt!!
Autos › Re: <<Welcome to Nigeria>> 03 Accord Ex-L Pre-ordered By Hailolive Of NL***>>>> by Emperoh(m): 12:53pm On Mar 12, 2010
German007!!!
Does it mean u are giving up this deal? Its an opportunity to propagate ur Law of Customer Relations!!! grin grin grin grin
Anyway, the moment u signal that you have tried, i will then step in. . . . . u know nah. . . . u might be the one giving me the deal!!lol grin grin grin grin

Chichi nne. . . .even you?
Ok ok, maybe u didn't grow in Igbo land like i did. . . . but i do help a little here!!
Efele is seen as an oyibo import. . . . hence its significance here. . . . the efele is a significance of something here!
Once u decode it, you have the proverb 1/2 solved. . . .the others will fall in place. . . . . German, this clue is also for u!!

Any taker?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 8:49am On Mar 12, 2010
Where did Lordi resurrect from? Lord have mercy!!

TK
More on the sponsorship thingy abeg?
Any takers for tomorrow!!!??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Emperoh(m): 8:36am On Mar 12, 2010
yjay:
@emperoh, i think i ll let tk answer this one,

He said he won't mind. . . . .i hope same applies to you!!
I can rebrand that good feeling u know grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Emperoh(m): 3:24pm On Mar 11, 2010
yjay:
lol, maybe u don't need one after all then sad

. . . . . u said that yourself. . . . maybe just maybe u will suffice, i might consider!! lol!!

I hope TKB won't mind!! lol wink wink wink wink wink
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz C-Class 2001 Vs 2005 Honda Accord by Emperoh(m): 2:45pm On Mar 11, 2010
The 190 was and is being used for all the local runs down in the east!!
There is no rugged road in the East that cars had not travelled. . . not trying to hype it
But thats it. . . . . . covers a distance of at least 20 - 25km everyday within Enugu. . . .so u can imagine!!

But what we never take away from it is the periodic maintenance which is done every three months!!
I can't remember any major work being done on it!!!
Car Talk › Re: Nigerians Should Say No To Accidented Cars by Emperoh(m): 2:25pm On Mar 11, 2010
Hmmmmm. . . . . . . .where have i been?

Nice topic. . . . .but i don't think i like the way the initial Poster started it!!
Not as if Salvage cars are bad or terrible. . . .that said, the in thing lies in disclosing the status of ur car to a potential buyer

This is site is about the most transparent car site i have been to in Nigeria
The only vulnerable cars that u might buy at a risk is the Nigerian used cars given that there are no disclosures or rather records
as per their use in Nigeria. . . . we should also bear in mind the fact that cars are human creations and are prone to failure without notice

Regardless, make sure u inspect a car and run a VIN if its of US or Canada origin. there are people who run VIN check free of charge!
If at any point in time, any dealer dupes you, pls end his nairaland business life by exposing him or her here!!
The pre-order promoters like me and others opened that option so as to reduce the risk of buying a damaged car unknowingly
It also gives you the choice to chose what you want. . . . not to say that those on ground are bad but please before
depositing a kobo, run a VIN check. . . .lets make this site an auto market of our dream!!!!

Matter of fact, salvage cars are not bad at all. . . . . try to fix them well. Our panel beaters do great jobs too!!!!!!
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz C-Class 2001 Vs 2005 Honda Accord by Emperoh(m): 1:56pm On Mar 11, 2010
Onwan

Our discuss is totally healthy so no quarrels. . . moreso, u come across per your posts, as an auto technician!!!

Whatever the issues the C Class might have, i don't think its still comparable to the 05 Accord.
If you were raising the following issues with a Toyota then i might just concede. . . . . the Benz is way too advanced for the accord
Also, the issues u mentioned above could well be maintenance issues. . . . unless u have used such car and been a victim.

The 190 it generated from, per experience has been a great car. . . my mother uses one that was bought in May 2002
And till date, WE HAVE NEVER worked on the engine. . . . just some camber and injector failure and then some body work
its a 1991 model though. . . . .and this car is still serving up till today. . . the only issue i have had with it is the AC which i attribute to the
first hand that worked on it when we first bought the car. . . and then its losing power which i think is as a result of old age!!

Per the C class and the Accord, i will go with the C Class any day be it C180, C320 or C200 Kompressor!
These cars give u performance and reliability. . . . . compare the C Class with A Toyota in terms of reliability and everyday vehicle not Honda

The only down i maintain is cost of maintenance and second hand value!!!
Even when compared with Toyota, its beats it hands down in terms of handling, performance and gadgets!!!
There is no meeting point btw the Germans and Japanese they are miles apart!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Emperoh(m): 12:56pm On Mar 11, 2010
yjay:
my bad, just cant get enough of him, if u know wat i mean wink

really. . . . . hey i pity ur backside. . . . its gonna be whuuped badly. . . .cos when his other dalliances show up,
u do be in SOUP!!!


yjay:
tk, we might need to find him someone grin
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
i swear if the owner of me catch u, AC Milan go dey u like Real Madrid!! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Am I Over Reacting? by Emperoh(m): 12:50pm On Mar 11, 2010
azubyky:
From your write up u sound very much like a loving Guy any lady would want to have. and it seem to me you gave your girl a free hand to do what ever she like becoz you trust her but the question is, do u know were to draw the line? becoz not every girl appreciate such previlages.
Azu
Thanks for the compliments. . . .  .unfortunately, being that loving guy lead me to a horrendous mistake
but thanks to God, i had to time to flog myself back in line. . .  i gave a free hand, allowed ideas and gave all.
but is that all that is needed? there is more to a woman than meets the eye. . . . 1+1 never equals 2 for them

Thats why i told Poster to just give it up but have an open heart in case. . . . we'll all be here to see what happens next

But it very obvious the Friendfinder site friends have ruined his once loving relationship!!
Dude, do u knw the pain one goes after having done everything to keep ur woman and then she slips?
Poster is too adult a person to fight over a woman no matter what she offers. . . , he's got to move on!!!

As for where to draw the line, the situation and one's elastic limit is the determinant!!
As case can never be exactly the same with B
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 12:09pm On Mar 11, 2010
EB

U are sure right. . . . Evra needs like 3-4 games rest!!
He's the only person to have played nearly all our games this season
And i can't but justify his lapses lately by saying its fatigue. . . . . . . .Pato woulda made mince meat of those space he left
Was he fit last nyte. . . . .Nani also didn't help him by giving him false presence and then leaving gaps of space
Thank God Pipo didn't score Becks cross, it woulda be down to the reason above!!

Coming Up next. . . . . . . Fulham!!
Autos › Re: 2003 Bmw 7 Series From Cotonou;price:3 M Naira;see Pix,+229-99748098 by Emperoh(m): 12:06pm On Mar 11, 2010
Urrmmm. . . , where is Platinum?
Gosh. . . . . this babe sure knows how to sneak about . . . . . . and and who's that guy she's philandering with?

Am a deal with her. . . . .i am reducing her massage fee to $800 per hr. . . . . . . . .after everything i spend, she still sneak out
sans my knowledge?

Ne'er mind, i am also taking away her 2010 X6!!!!

Officially putting up a new ad. . . . .looking for another sweet sixteen concubine!!!

I hope BB doesn't get to see this!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man Utd Vs Ac Milan 2nd Leg (4-0) (agg 7-2) by Emperoh(m): 11:56am On Mar 11, 2010
tkb417:
wassup sweetie kiss

how u dey; come to terbanacle lets talk
Oloshi. . . . woman wrapper tongue tongue tongue grin grin
Na u she call? Shuo werrin?


yjay:
hi honey wink

. . . . , ehen? Is this the Romance section?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 10:42am On Mar 11, 2010
Where is Dr. Dre when u need him huh huh huh huh who release this Autistic Savant MrCrackles from the Rehab?
Or is he suffering from the Sodomy he is about to encounter or has encountered in our hands?

TKB
The only downside yesterday was the left back. . . . Defensively, nani kep exposing Evra
And i also think Evra has not really been at his best lately. . . . .If Milan had an opportunity to score it was thru the left wing
or errors from the left wing. . . . lets hope he rises up to the challenge!!!

As for Rooney's head, i asked u guys to calculate an equation i gave u guys and no one paid attention.
Now our opponents are getting the stick from that unsolved equation!!!!

When are we playing City? Thats the only game worrying me at the moment!!
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz C-Class 2001 Vs 2005 Honda Accord by Emperoh(m): 10:35am On Mar 11, 2010
Only if u guys don't know that The German dudes are 5-8yrs ahead of the Japanese in terms of innovations!
what u see in 2001 C Class is what Honda and Toyota are still about to do.
Performance is also better in the Benz. . . . . . . . .the only reason why i won't go for the Benz is cost of maintenance
I can assure u Poster that what u have in the 2001 Benz is either on that Accord or yet to be featured!!

Do your checks and get back to us!! Them no be mate!!!
Autos › Re: 2002 Mazda Millenia for N1.1 milion only. Excellent quality!!! by Emperoh(m): 10:18am On Mar 11, 2010
Give me ur email. . . . .car is in Mushin. . .forgotten the name of the street though but the street opposite Palm Avenue divided by Isolo Road!!
I am not soo sure if i still have Adeogun's number though but send him a mail
He will surely reply u in 3hrs max!!
Romance › Re: Am I Over Reacting? by Emperoh(m): 10:14am On Mar 11, 2010
Harakiri

bruv. . . .Nna men, i no gbadun your present condition ooo. . . .  .been there and know what it feels like to be done in by a woman!!
Nonetheless. . . . u just got whiff of it on time. . . . . .make up your mind and then move ahead. . . . . some are just not worth it

Two things are happening. . . .no be me talk but everyone here has muted it one was or the other.
She may want to know how jealous u do be but present feelers and what u said has rubbished this line.

Someone somewhere is really really giving her a good and time and pathetically, she is being carried away!!
I hope and just hope though to your disadv. . . , that the guy will settle with her cos when the fun ends or the guy messes up,
I bet that babe go run come meet you. . . .  .why some people can't just sit tight and build on a foundation beats me

Must everything be ready made before one is a wonderful man?
The sooner u do it the later. . . . her action and reaction will tell how and what is left of ur relationship.
Call her and if possible, this is best, neet face to face and initiate a break to this affair.
Why i said face to face is for her to know how serious u are and then give some respect to what u had in the past.

And guess what, u are a brave person. . . . .for anything, for subscribing to the tenets of Fidelity!!
U weren't a fool for loving her. . .  .you gave her a options and she made a choice lets hope she 's right. . . . . be convinced however,
that you have groomed someone in the art of relationshipss. . . . . she will always refer to you in whatever she does in affairs.

But for now, like everyone has said, just cut it off. . . . . but leave a tail in the water in case u have to swim again!!!!

I wish you well!!
Autos › Re: Geroge_D's 2006 Highlander + Mrs George_D's 2006 Toyota Matrix ( Pre ordered ) by Emperoh(m): 9:05am On Mar 11, 2010
. . . . . . my friend, post the pictures now. . . . , i go vex oooo huh huh huh huh huh
u want the saliva in my taste buds to run dry?
Autos › Re: <<Welcome to Nigeria>> 03 Accord Ex-L Pre-ordered By Hailolive Of NL***>>>> by Emperoh(m): 9:03am On Mar 11, 2010
lololololololooollll!!!

German. . . . .remember the price attached to getting it. . . . . . try try harder!!lol!!

Chii
U are almost there. . . . try give it a meaning and lets see. . . . .let me make it easier. . efele oyibo jelu igbo, jelu nga!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 8:47am On Mar 11, 2010
whatdafu.ck. . . . . . . . . .in the lenten season? huh huh huh huh
Gosh . . . .was that Milan we played last nyte or some third division Italian team?

I bet Fiorentina woulda offered more opposition. . . . . .i tell u Mancs, revenge is best served COLD!!!
Seedorf woulda been wondering, wasn't this the team we sodomised some 4yrs back?

How time changes. . . . . .and Madrid is out? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
This is getting sweeter. . . .i hope them Chavs can do a roughshop over the Milan talkative. . . . . . .I bet you guys, Arsenal will get Sevilla
Barca might get Chelsea or Bayern and we will have who's left. . . i care less who we meet. . . . not with what we played last nyte!!

Man U is just calous!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 5:31pm On Mar 10, 2010
[size=5pt]. . . . . . . .looking for Sauron to come joint he fight. . . .EB and TKB too thats if the latter is interested
. . . . . thinking of Ibime too. . . . .[/size] Now thats one good Yr 2010 fight one shouldn't miss!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 5:03pm On Mar 10, 2010
If that's not jale, er then it gotta be who. . . .ritchman?
na wa oo Debo. . . . when Sauron yab u guys, now i know why u keep mum!!

Abedi Pele of Brazil? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

And what if Arsenal gets Bayern?
I go yarn ooooo
Autos › Re: 2011 Hyundai Sonata - Hyundai Don Vexxxxxxxxxxx by Emperoh(m): 4:45pm On Mar 10, 2010
Fhemmy

I won't be wrong to think that Hyundai borrowed the design concept from Infinity/Nissan?
Look at this car and the latest FX34/50s. . . .and get back to me. . . .i want to believe there was some synergy and copy copy? grin grin grin

Waiting to see what the 2011 Kia Optima will look like. . . .they already done well with the Cerato!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 2:41pm On Mar 10, 2010
debosky:
Hemp man how you dey?

It's been a long time since we even clashed. . . . we're getting to civil in the sports section these days. grin

Here's hoping we get a real spectacle at OT tonight. . . . preferrably with Utd remaining in the competition.

Getting knocked out will give them room to focus on the EPL and I definitely don't want thatt - they can go out in the semis. grin
Debo the man. . . . . where u been at? The civility is resounding. . . . no fights and tantrums
Arguments have even reduced. . . its so quiet and civil that Muki and Criz love can afford to go awol with any squabbles!!
never mind, if it gets worse, all i need do is look for Sauron's trouble or confiscate Chic2periwinkles id and password. . .
or better still, get Ibime to kidnap Muki. . . . na there u go know say DDK na retired & polished Mile 2 Agbero grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked

but seriously, this forum is nothing without them fights. . . . do we fake one?
Congrats to you and your pink booted botty call Danish Kinky Bendter. . . he do missed open nets
But last nite, he was under serious TB Joshua annointing. . . . . banging in goals like mad!!
Hope he continues like that and i bet you RVP will rush back!! lol!!

Doyindamus
Whats up. . . heard u are buying up Pompey after selling ur dad's property in Ajegunle!!
i won't mind giving u a loan with ur GF as collat!!! grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked

Fellow Mancs
How is it today. . . hope Bus is moving on fine
Any odds for tonight? Starting line up and all!!!
Autos › Re: 2011 Hyundai Sonata - Hyundai Don Vexxxxxxxxxxx by Emperoh(m): 1:48pm On Mar 10, 2010
Eweleiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure this makes a difference. . . ow can Toyota go over to this guys and learn how to design cars?

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