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Autos › Re: <<Welcome to Nigeria>> 03 Accord Ex-L Pre-ordered By Hailolive Of NL***>>>> by Emperoh(m): 8:40am On Mar 10, 2010
. . . . .sand and dirty kwa? U should start mobilising Julius Berger to build a special raod for this car!!
Abi u want make poto poto scatter this motor?
Anyway. . . . .efele jelu igbo, jelu nga. . . . translate correctly, and i promise u a deal before August!! lol!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 7:30pm On Mar 09, 2010
MrCrackles:
Debt United howizit?
Do we know the latest on the Glazer's attempt to pillage and ruin your beloved club yet huh

Preparing for our second trophy of the season. . . . . but i understand ur club Arsenal has been barren for 5 seasons?
Thats like 6 years. . . . .if Arsenal were a woman, u do be sent packing from your husband's house!!!
Autos › Re: 2010 Honda Accord Crosstour 4 Wd ( First In Africa, Live with Inspired ) by Emperoh(m): 5:11pm On Mar 09, 2010
freshmoney:
Emperoh,mmm, you dey talk like sey you go fit do better than Toyota, mmm, you try no be small smiley

. . . .of course, thos things i did with sugar and cornflakes carton an later on tins of liquid milk, as a kid
is way better than say the 2002 - 2006 Camry. . . . FGS, what was the designer thinking. . . . i can't even believe i bought that car for my dad?
And don't tell me its strong cos that's actually why i bought but. . . aesthetically? MBA!!! huh huh huh huh
They missed the point. . . . . . .amoebas have a better shape. . . .just that somehow, they make them cars look bigg and bogus

Not to take anything from them, but check out Honda, Nissan and Toyota even Mazda!!!
Autos › Re: CUSTOMS CLEARING AGENT ( ADEXFEM ) by Emperoh(m): 4:24pm On Mar 09, 2010
Adex

Kindly help me out here. . . .has there been any major change in guard per customs at the Wharf?
Also, any change in Clearing Charges and all that?

Then Five Star Terminal, i was told that a new regime of fees starts charging demurhage on cars and goods right from the day the vessel berths
I am having very serious doubts over the points above but i hope u can clarify what is the situation on ground
And where and where they occured. . . . . . . . also, waht is presently obtainable?

Thanks and all the best!!
Autos › Re: Super Clean 2008 Honda Accord - Pre Order 3.150M Only by Emperoh(m): 2:52pm On Mar 09, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

A car flogging 104k miles in a space of 2 years?
INCREDIBLE!!
Autos › Re: A Clean Naija Used Honda Eod ,low Milage,good Price For Grabs-Now 1.3m by Emperoh(m): 2:44pm On Mar 09, 2010
2003 Honda Accord. . . . .Car is in festac!!
Call the numbers!!!
Autos › Re: <<Welcome to Nigeria>> 03 Accord Ex-L Pre-ordered By Hailolive Of NL***>>>> by Emperoh(m): 10:52am On Mar 09, 2010
. . . . . . . hmmmm Germans can really be a pain in the . . . . . . why u want collect all our clients now?
Now reduce the cleanliness of that car. . . . . .before i release mine now? grin grin grin

Seen the Mountain Dew Advert?

. . . . . . , Good Job!!!
Autos › Re: 2005 Honda Accord-eod(registerd 4 5mnths) Very Neat---1.42m by Emperoh(m): 9:32am On Mar 09, 2010
People serious about buying are already calling the dealer. . . some agbaya theu here they price. . . . .
. . . .'can this fly for 1m, can this fly for 900k. . . .'its Nigerian used now'. . . . . 'what issues does it have'. . . 'post engine pics'
post interior pics. . . post full pics. . . . .

I TIRE FOR UNA. . . . applico no be better thing!!!!

BTW, awoof dey spoil belle!!!! ifele emena unu!!
tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin grin
Autos › Re: 2010 Honda Accord Crosstour 4 Wd ( First In Africa, Live with Inspired ) by Emperoh(m): 9:25am On Mar 09, 2010
. . . . , . . . . .my friend, i go vex for you ooo angry angry angry angrypost the full picshure now!!!
O gini kwanu. . . . . . i was slowly scrolling down hoping to see the whole picture on for my appreciate and beauty palate to be treated
like a man left mid-way by a pretty lady. . . . , biko fast joo!!
grin grin grin grin grin angry angry angry angrypost picture before i kwamment!!


[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=410100.msg5653491#msg5653491 date=1268088614]Same Sentiments

Its Worse with Toyota, Like 6 Models all have the Same Design Concept. lipsrsealed
[/quote]Toyota no sabi design motor. . . . though i stil can't believe they own Lexus. , . they should go to Honda and BMW for lessons
I don't understand how the Tundra, Sequoia, Highlander, Tacoma, will all have nearly the same design!!
Autos › Re: 2004 Toyota Highlander ( Preordered Through Obeledu Of Nairaland Again ) by Emperoh(m): 8:43am On Mar 09, 2010
. . . . . . .why are all toyotal engine almost the same?
Seeing this engine alone, one would think its for the late edition camry!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 8:41am On Mar 09, 2010
. . . . . . . . morning Mancs!!

TK
Dude how far? Didn't get back to me per the Cocktail. . . . . i guess it means u later travelled?
It was fun and successful though. . . . the who is who in Nigerian Capital and money business were there!!!
Food › Re: Do You Eat Bole(roasted Plantain) by Emperoh(m): 3:43pm On Mar 08, 2010
Formed part of my daily menu!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 2:17pm On Mar 08, 2010
Wes has always had an injury devil hanging over him all thru his career.
His best injury free season ever was 2006/07. . . . . i just hope its not another 'out for the season'.

As for Rooney, i hope and just hope he's fit. . . . .i have always feared he do crock an injury.
How serious or when is another thing. . . . .and bated breadth for SAF and Capello!!!

Chamo or anyone,

Whats up with Hargo?
Autos › Re: **SOLD TO MAYONIKKS OF NL!* 96 Camry With Leather Seats,ac,114k Miles**SOLD!!*** by Emperoh(m): 3:06pm On Mar 04, 2010
Oga, don't tell me u've not seen this?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-407563.0.html

U are not just getting clients. . . .the fairer sex wants to share in the largesse!! grin grin grin grin
Abeg go answer them!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 1:57pm On Mar 04, 2010
MrCrackles:
With what money huh
Even Enyimba FC wont sell players to anyone on credit. . . .
Ya'all better not try to rope over more debts grin

why is it u fail to make sense everytime u speak or type?
Such garbage and flummery!!! huh huh huh

Mancs
Arab Sheiks are at it. . . And i guess Sauron may have been right!!
Man U is a cash cow!!! A bid of 1.5bn pounds was turned. . . . by them Glazers shocked shocked shocked shocked

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=750570&sec=england&cc=3888
Autos › Re: 2004 Toyota Highlander ( Preordered Through Obeledu Of Nairaland Again ) by Emperoh(m): 8:32am On Mar 04, 2010
Dude,

Whats up. . . . . .this NLNG people are really treating you well!!
Big Ups to Obeledu!!!!

Left u an off-liner. . . . if u are interested, pls beep me!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 8:10am On Mar 04, 2010
chamotex:
I'm good my brother. Kedu?

Nwanne i dey big time. . . udo di!!

Some with onigbese and trophy laden ccabinets

Some without gbese and termite infested cabinets that will turn firewood in Iya Basira's buka sooner
i think the best is the first. . . .
Autos › Re: Reporting From The Auction Frontline. Lots Of Pictures. by Emperoh(m): 5:23pm On Mar 03, 2010
Big ups man!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 2:21pm On Mar 03, 2010
Akin

Be sure she will pop in one day no thanks to me!!!
Unless u delete the Crizzle thingy!!

Whats it with Red Knights self?
I hope they are ready to finance player transfers if and if the Glazers accept to event look at the envelop bearing their
bid for Manchester United. . . . just thinking aloud. . . any takes anyone?

Where are them football economists!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 7:47am On Mar 03, 2010
pour water on jalether. . . . .wake up stop dis ur fantasizing dream!!
She is Manc for LIFE!!!

DK
I think the Bayern site best describes a virtual red light district
Quit emitting goblets of nonsense on our thread. . . . no go brood over ur Muki story gone awry!!
This is the CHAMPIONS THREAD!!!!

Chamo
Ki lo n shele?
All work and no play. . . . . . . . .
Romance › Re: Please How Do I Get Him Back? by Emperoh(m): 5:54pm On Mar 02, 2010
Try ur luck with him. . . .just like ecl said, thats ur best option!!
If he doesn't take u back, pls get over him and move on!!!

He just drilled u for some other guy. . . . ecl maybe!!! lol!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 4:59pm On Mar 02, 2010
dayokanu:
Hemp-error,

Criz don follow betta guys go

Sorry, u are wrong. . . . u think we don't know how Muki rejected and dumped ur sorry backside like hot potato? tongue tongue tongue tongue
Waka abeg. . . . . . we don't want no tear ici!!


FBS:
Who is looking for Crizzle? cheesy
No one!!! lol!!
Congrats dude. . . i hope u name him Emperoh. . . and i can bet you he'll be a Man U fan!!


Eastbay:
See panic.
Chei.
Abeg Criz,come and confirm your whereabouts.Someone is having HBP induced by your silence.

lol. . . .personne is panicking!!!
Everything is in control!!! lol!! How work?

Where TKB dey self!!
Autos › Re: Pre-0rder Like No Other- - Guaranteed Satisfaction - - Never Be Undersold--@@ by Emperoh(m): 3:53pm On Mar 02, 2010
Been wanting ask, has the toyota recalls affected its price and the price of other cars in the market?
Wanted to set up a thread for it but didn't think it was worth it!!

Whats your take. . . . been finding it hard to get an EOD at a good rate no thanks to the Toyota wahala
which has made customers move over to honda cars.

Whats the average price for a 2003 Lexus ES300?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 3:11pm On Mar 02, 2010
Eastbay:
Are u saying you and Crizzle. . . nah. . .cus her silence in of late is actually akin to yaradull. . .

Mba. . . .no, no just go there. . . . Abeg!!
Crizzle's abscence if for the better she do be back soon. . . .
She is not anywhere near 100,000 miles radius of Akin's location!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 2:07pm On Mar 02, 2010
akinalabi:
Emp,

Criz is with me. She is saying hello cheesy

I reject it. . . . . . . . I cast you, i bind you, i duplicate u, i photocopy, I i i i i i i . . . . cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
But why. . . . why did u chose to do this to me?
Anyway, i trust Cris until she comes to confirm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 9:08am On Mar 02, 2010
EB
No mind am. . . .we are monitoring movt of our vocal members
Criz and Tubabie are also scarce. . . only God knows what happened to Darefestus, Coded et al!!

Meanwhile,
i know u musta read this on BBC
What do you think? I just think we need to be debugged of these debts!!
Also saw on CNN now that Deloitte also rated us 3rd richest club in the world down a place from 2nd
RM is 1st, Barca 2nd, Bayen Munich 4th and Arsenal 5th!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8544593.stm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 7:37am On Mar 02, 2010
dayokanu:
This your village arithmetic C= Cross, G= Goal.

And the other two questions as u sabi reach?

Akin
How market? Where u run go?
Autos › Re: 2002 Mazda Millenia for N1.1 milion only. Excellent quality!!! by Emperoh(m): 6:12pm On Mar 01, 2010
Goldmann:
ADEOGUNN, I WILL PAY U 1M BY THE END OF MARCH FOR THIS CAR (ASSUMING IT IS REALLY IN EXCELLENT CONDITION THOUGH) IF U FEEL THE EXTRA 150K (I ASSUME THE CURRENT HIGHEST OFFER IS 850K) IS WORTH A MONTH'S WAIT, THEN JUST CHILL FOR ABOUT A MONTH, AND ULL HAVE MY 1M IN your BANK ACCOUNT, THIS IS GURANTEED!!!!

SUMMARY: 1MILLION AT THE END OF MARCH
CONDITION: CAR IS IN PERFECT SHAPE
QUESTION: CAN U WAIT?
ACTION: I AM SENDING U AN EMAIL RIGHT AWAY

CHEERS!

Take my word for it, this car is worth. I have seen it myself.
The guy i wanted to get it for just ran into troubled waters hence stalled the deal.
Its even worth more than what is on offer so if u can, arrange an pick up this car.

I haven;t stopped dreaming about this car!!

An independent view though!!!! Always run your checks.
AC needs little gas and the check engine light is on to. . . .but i don't think its a big deal!!
Run your checks with your mechanic though before putting in your money
But its a great ride!!! Take my word for it!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Emperoh(op): 5:48pm On Mar 01, 2010
Gosh. . . . .i rarely post here these days!!!

Ok Mancs, lets do some maths. . . .where are them mathematicians, TKB, Sauron, Criz and EB

Answer the following questions with the Equation below!!
Correct answer gets a $80,000.00 travellers cheque!!! lol grin grin grin

Given;

R(H)1 x V(C) = G

Where R = Rooney, H= Header, V = Valencia,

Find C and G
Simplify the equation after finding G
Calculate the Equi-distance and simultaneous relationship between Rooney's head and Valencia's Cross.

Get back to me with answers asap!! grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup Final: Aston Villa Vs Manchester Utd On Sun, 28th Feb; 4pm Ng Time by Emperoh(m): 8:42am On Mar 01, 2010
Eastbay:
You actually believe you're funny.But each post you put up shows how mentally f<cuked> you are.
I doubt if you've been to PH,let alone know whether there are creeks.And besides,in this day and age,the internet is accessible almost anywhere.
Your dumbness makes you NL's no1 retard.
Go and re-activate your dead empty vacuum brain.
Nursery school is the best starting point.
ol boi, this is below the belt!!! ISSSHH!!!! huh huh
Autos › Re: 2004 Toyota Highlander ( Preordered Through Obeledu Of Nairaland Again ) by Emperoh(m): 10:44pm On Feb 26, 2010
. . . . . . . . . . its Inspired again!!! cool cool cool cool
Ride on dude. . . . lets get fraudulent dealers off the way!!!
Congrats on this!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Show Of Shame : As Police Parade 9 Corrupt Officers by Emperoh(m): 10:30pm On Feb 24, 2010
Aso Rock Illegalhuhhuh??
Wonders shall never end. . . . . i have fallen victim there twice!!
First one, i was fleeced 3k, the second one i was fleeced 5k. . . . if only they can concentrate on Ogun State highway!!!
BTW the Aso Rock is the last check point at the border btw ogun and ondo states

So people take note. . . .its a crazy spot!
I hope they can do more of this to the guys at Bridge Head Onitsha too!!

Fools!!!

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