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nijanigga: Ibo people with money.Why Ibos like money like this? Not long ago a south african lady was caught and was on the tv all over the world.Anyway, since you can't confront our politicians looting even through thier anus,all you can do is to risk disgraceful death,that is nothing but cowardice.

you've just lighted a flame...get ready to have it fanned.

miteolu: If such is practice in Nigeria our rating in corruption & evil doers will change

sure!...but some people will always have their way.

miteolu: OMG! just 1kg = death sentence

did you say just?...the qauntity of the drug trafficked has got nothing to do with the gravity of the penalty. It's a law!

Hmm...Nigerians...you find them everywhere.

ezstino: this is like a revelation to me. just within one month, my colleague in d office got a transfer to another region and 50% slash from her salary for flimsy reasons. let me go and warm her immediately before it gets too late.

the earlier, the better.

nice piece of info man!...all these signs you listed are warning signs to make the employee sit up. Sometimes bosses get irritated at one's work even though it is perfectly done. Just looking for a pin to pick.

ola_pluto: Echoes of 1996....No comments till midnight tomorrow. Most of you were not there when these guys came from almost 20 down against Greece to beat them ooo. Anyways Olympics just got serious. Watch out for AL-FAROUK AMINU! and IKE DIOGU. Those boys are Killers. NOt to mention the 'dagger' himself. DAGUNDURO. The meaning of his name is to stop the war. He will do just that tomorrow.

guy!...stop dreaming!

Acidosis: Please what time is the match so I will know when to turn off the T.V

guy!!!...no kill me with laugh abeg!!..lol!

Akposkool: .this speaks volume of hw stupid you really are.mikel benched essien throughout last season.the only wonders essien did was commiting needless penalties n scoring own goals,while mikel was busy keeping top stars like messi and robben at bay.go check ur facts.

why you dey jump like grasshopper?..did i say last season? Read my post again. Injury sidelined essien for a major part of last season and even last two seasons. Before his injury woes, wasn't he a core part of chelsea's team? Learn to digest a post before ranting.

hyper gig: [/color][color=#006600]Na cz u no sabi book if u sabi u go surely scale through..u are the typical case of someone who thinks he/she knows but in truth knows nothing..work hard nd quit blabbing

i concur wholeheartedly with you bro..i know those type of students who claim to know much, but in real sense don't know a thing. @ OP..you said you read very hard, how come you performed below average?
My advice to you is to stop viewing yourself with rose-coloured glasses as if you know much because it makes you over-confident and sometimes slows down your drive to know more . I think your case is a situation of someone who is effective in reading but less efficient in delivering during exams. To add to that...don't read, study!
When you study, you tend to dig deep into the subject matter thereby broadening your knowledge and making you retain a wide variety of facts and figures. Develope an insatiable appetite for knowledge. When you read, you scratch the surface, but when you study, you find the treasure. All the best!

BIGVAJINA: Ikemefuna is an audacious houseboy who drinks his Boss' wine with alarming impudence! angry After which he then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to pull a stunt. grin He bought pasties (a French wine that changes color when u add water). Oblivious of recent developments, Ikemefuna drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.

Sadly for him, immediately he added water, it turned milky. Ikemefuna was confused and was completely bereft of ideas. sad When his Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed him. grin Knowing he was in trouble, Ikemefuna decided to stay put in d kitchen.

The Boss told his wife what he had observed and called for him from the sitting room:
''Ikemefuna!''
He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”
(No answer)
The Boss asked again. Still no answer.

Then d Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:
“you this ! Are u insane? When I call, u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a question u don’t answer me. Why?
Ikemefuna retorted rudely, “hmmm...Oga! When one is in the kitchen, he doesn’t understand anything, except his name.”
“That's ridiculous!” said the boss, “Okay, go to the bar, stand beside Madam, while I go to the kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts:
“Boss!”
“Yes, Ikem!” his Boss answers.
Ikemefuna then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home?”
(No answer)
Ikemefuna shouted again:
“Boss! I say who dey sneak enter maid room when madam no dey house?”
(No answer)
The Boss came out from the kitchen shouting “Wonders shall never end! Ikemefuna, u're right! It's true!'' When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.”
His wife interrupted: “That’s absurd! It’s a fallacy of false analogy & irrelevant conclusion!'' angry
”Ikemefuna then asked if she’ll enter the kitchen to clear her doubts. She agreed.
Ikemefuna called:
''Madam!''
she answered ''Yes, Ikem!''
He asked:
“Who’s junior’s biological father?
(No answer)
He called again, ''Madam!''
she frenetically rushed out of the kitchen saying “This kitchen needs to be fumigated!

i personally don't like reading long jokes...keep it moderate!..no time for long things abeg.

BIGVAJINA: Ikemefuna is an audacious houseboy who drinks his Boss' wine with alarming impudence! angry After which he then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to pull a stunt. grin He bought pasties (a French wine that changes color when u add water). Oblivious of recent developments, Ikemefuna drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.

Sadly for him, immediately he added water, it turned milky. Ikemefuna was confused and was completely bereft of ideas. sad When his Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed him. grin Knowing he was in trouble, Ikemefuna decided to stay put in d kitchen.

The Boss told his wife what he had observed and called for him from the sitting room:
''Ikemefuna!''
He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”
(No answer)
The Boss asked again. Still no answer.

Then d Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:
“you this ! Are u insane? When I call, u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a question u don’t answer me. Why?
Ikemefuna retorted rudely, “hmmm...Oga! When one is in the kitchen, he doesn’t understand anything, except his name.”
“That's ridiculous!” said the boss, “Okay, go to the bar, stand beside Madam, while I go to the kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts:
“Boss!”
“Yes, Ikem!” his Boss answers.
Ikemefuna then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home?”
(No answer)
Ikemefuna shouted again:
“Boss! I say who dey sneak enter maid room when madam no dey house?”
(No answer)
The Boss came out from the kitchen shouting “Wonders shall never end! Ikemefuna, u're right! It's true!'' When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.”
His wife interrupted: “That’s absurd! It’s a fallacy of false analogy & irrelevant conclusion!'' angry
”Ikemefuna then asked if she’ll enter the kitchen to clear her doubts. She agreed.
Ikemefuna called:
''Madam!''
she answered ''Yes, Ikem!''
He asked:
“Who’s junior’s biological father?
(No answer)
He called again, ''Madam!''
she frenetically rushed out of the kitchen saying “This kitchen needs to be fumigated!

i personally don't like reading long jokes...keep it moderate!..no time for long things abeg.

A girl who had long desired a blackberry phone checked into a canteen with her boyfriend, the following conversation ensued :
guy: baby, do you like this restaurant?
Girl: oh! Honey...yes i do.
Guy:baby..will you like BB ?
Girl: **excited & full of smiles**...oh!! Yes my sweety!
Guy:why are you so happy baby?
Girl: baby..because i like BB
guy: i actually meant if you like bread and beans (BB)..*ordered for bread & beans.
Girl:...**faints**

lol...interesting...all other options are vanity jare..except "virginity". So..na virginity o

ebamma: is this a joke?

it is...it got me pondering and laughing.

lol...assemblage of crazy people.

mawojuuche: not only 'pigeon english' na 'chicken english'. Birds of d same feather like u.

oga...it is not birds of the same feather but "birds of a feather".

phreakabit: Read the emboldened and then go take a shower, turn of the lights, ponder about your life for a while and go to bed ashamed. You clearly know little or nothing about football.

so?...what's wrong with them?. What the hell do you know about football too? Sometimes mortals discredit other peoples post without any detailed reason. Or you are one of those that take utmost delight at throwing isults.Essien plays in that same position but he is more attacking minded that his counterpart mikel who is defensive conscious. Abeg..no time to argue with you.

mikel...improve! Enough of your shot fear-driven passes. Michael essien plays in thesame position and he does wonders for chelsea. Is it a crime if you score?..overall, i think mikel needs to step up his game .

acidtalk: Somehoe funny but it is the truth.
I will rather employ a candidate who wrot in pidgin than the one who wrote in short text. You know why? The short text is a sign of total unseriousness.

Gos bless you. I call it " textual laziness" many a youth are guilty of this.

acidtalk: Somehoe funny but it is the truth.
I will rather employ a candidate who wrot in pidgin than the one who wrote in short text. You know why? The short text is a sign of total unseriousness.

God bless you. I called it "textual laziness"

Lebee4: funny somehow.
Talking about the shorthand thing, its high time job seekers started avoiding it cos it corrupt writing just like pigeon English.

oga...you are a victim of your own words. Stop being a hypocrite. It's "because" not "cos" like you wrote above.

I least expected a bombing this month...it just go to show how animalistic they are...religion of peace indeed!

lol...wait o!..na bread & beans him wan nak for dat second pic?

OMG!..he looks hagard..look at the slacked polo he put on then. Truly he has been transformed!..anybody wer say i no go get dis money go drink aicd!!!

Na wa o!!...the hotness of the fury being vented here can boil yam! ^ ^

what a shock!...it raised an hair on my skin when i saw it. Oh! Death, thou are no respecter of any man!

~vicky~:
what is gbagaun?

means the sound of a bell in yoruba language..a denotation for error! Understood? Gbagaun!!! Lol.

shymmex: Different idealistic theories everyday, but how practical are these theories?

Same NL but different crap everyday.

Some of you need to go out more for some fresh air, and see how things work in the real world.

why are you always critical? Though sometimes constructive and most times destructive. No offence intended please...just an observation.