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binmacc: stale........ lol

vomit one there!...

Chokolee: Em bros e, u try sha..Buh seriously..dis joke is old, we ve read it several times

thanks sha...but don't generalise, people join nairaland everyday, who knows, they might stumble at it.

"a certain bush man was in america, so he was very hungry and wanted to eat, he checked into a restaurant and sat down.
An attendant approached him and asked what he would like to eat".
Attendant: hello! Sir, what do i offer you?
Bush man: ehmm!...(he had forgotten what the name of what he wanted was called, so he looked into the plate of the person beside him eating egg and said)....ehmmm!...give me their mama!

Meaning chicken!

Awesome! All in just one week? Sounds unbelievable!..all thanks to God.

Ebucca: Blessed are those who listen and follow God's instruction. I know a lot of people will say things that hurts but I don't care. Why should I even when Jesus was contradited?

don't be weighed down bro! The fact that people think this story of yours is an illusion shouldn't make you feel bad, not all adhered to the teachings of Christ when he was on earth. many laughed and ridiculed him, so don't expect everybody to believe your heavenly experience. You've done your own bit by sharing. Like the last words of your write-up reads..."let him that has hear, hear what the spirit is saying" heaven is so real, i can't imagine not making it.
If i should share my dreams about rapture here, you will be bemused at the insults and religious bashing i will receive, a lot of people have lost piety for God, hence you see them make these blasphemic comments. God bless you. HEAVEN IS SO REAL!!!...all we need is grace, we all can't do it on our own.

I'm not an Arsenal fan, but personally i don't think RVP will flourish at manchester united. This English league and their career-damaging way of overhyping players! that was how Jack wilshire started and they so elevated him as if he had won the world footballer award.
RVP has been in arsenal for many seasons and no club noticed the stuff he was made up of, now he has scored 30 goals a season and the elite clubs are all craving for him. To me, he is worth more than 25million, maybe because of the age factor. If Andy caroll could leave newcastle for about 32million, then why shouldn't RVP leave for more?

"there will be wars and rumours of wars, see that ye be not deceived, for all these things must come to pass, but th end is not yet" what more signs do we need to know that the end is just at the doors!.. Rumours everywhere.

movicy: r u castigating me ?,am cur rently d best english studnt in adamawa

i see! It's evident in your write-up, how do you convince me you are the best when i can't even decipher that claim in the structure of your write-ups so far. No English student that earned that accolade as the best will stoop so low to write in such clumsy way you do. I guess that was the point he was trying to hit on. The best English student in Adamawa? Tell that to the marines!

Bombing is now a tradition for this boko people, Nigerians are now used to these bomb stories. We hear of them every now and then, when last did we read about any good news in Nigeria? someone tell me.. God help us.

@sis, i concur with you, these guys are animals with so much indiscipline. The journalists should mind where they take pictures and other stuffs. How dare you go to a thug domain to go take pictures! Thank heavens you (journalist) were rescued, if it was in my area here, they don't mind taking your life.

Oh! Lord! Oh! Lord! Oh! Lord! Avenge for your people..i'm in tears! This is too horrible. Christains, gird your loins, what more signs do we need to know that the coming of the lord is just at the doors. It's all happening, only the spiritually blinded will not know that christ's coming is just around the corner. "let he that thinketh he stands take heed less he fall".

There are many angles to tackling terrorism in any country, one of which is adequate or substantial information, which up to this moment is unavailable, then how will these new crop of soldiers succeed in breaking this evil boko guys to smithereens?..i guess this is one area the "whites" rule. Information!

The fact still remains..." except the lord watch over the city, the watchman watch but in vain"

This goes to show that there are some creatures of God that are still yet to be discovered.

y me: blawd of jisox

if its the 'JESUS" i know you murderd his name this way, then you don't deserve to live.

azimibraun: Yes Ma! Yes Ma! Yes Ma! Dats all Gej hs gt 2 offer Her in d talks... @ least he may add "Hw Oga?"To it. dat is Bill Clinton o!.. Weak guy.

lol!!...i bet GEJ will not disagree on anything Hilarry says! His thought will be, Since its from the "whites" then it can't be questioned, they are infallible.

Goshen360: An Atheists questioned me on the existence of our God at a time and asked a question that I had to re-visit some issues in the Bible. Alas, the word of God is 100% truth unless you don't know. I was questioned in the past about how possible it was for ALL specie of animals to fit into the Noah's ark considering the size of the ark, as a way to disclaim the Bible. This made me to re-visit the topic. While I was at it, the Spirit of God spoke that, "do you think it's all the species of animal in this present age that was present and put in the ark of Noah? I simply answered, I don't know and that is why am researching again.

And the Spirit of God said, first, the fishes were not part of the animals in the ark because fishes are already in their proper place of habitation - in the water. Second, God put what is called a "seed of its kind or a seed after its kind" inside every of His creation. I asked again, how do you mean? And the Spirit of God said, "did God create Adam and Eve a dwarf"? I said, no record of such is found in the Bible. Where then do people like dwarf came from? It is called, "a seed after its kind" - to reveal the glory of the creator. The creator is best known by His creations. Science and Scientists can call it whatever they like but it is the "seed" put inside of every of God's creation with the power to reproduce after its kind and this case of a new specie of snake is a proof.

God bless for this breakdown!

joejeezy: and this is what women do that annoy me the most

me too!

Imagine 2face being the ambassador of a "condom" manufacturing company !...^ ^

Imagine Usain Bolt is your father, and you are trying to run away from his beating!!!...

Jakumo: The Right Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the “Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes scribendi.

Effortlessly bestriding the ever-shifting metaphysical delineation that separates inter-alia the ponderous, pedantic and indecipherable from the transcendent and inspired, our man Patrick takes no prisoners as he pulls out all stops to bombard befuddled captive audiences with cascading rip-tides of scintillating diction carefully drawn from the most labyrinthine, convoluted, obscure and tautological outer reaches of human comprehension, ad-nauseum, nolle-prosecui, curia-advisari-vult. In simple terms, the prevailing modus operandi shall maintain its current status-quo and continue to do so ipso-facto, corpus-habeus, ad-iudicium, and of course, ad-infinitum.


As Miles Davis was to improvisational jazz, Patrick Obahiagbon is to the English language. Whether it be Miles cutting loose with his trumpet, or Patrick reaching for his well-worn thesaurus, the band plays on, allowing the soloist to lift off into the stratosphere of existential and neurological suspended animation, such that even when sour notes slip out into the mesmerizing audio-perceptory data-stream, disoriented audience members merely glance around, note others vigorously nodding their heads in spellbound appreciation, and so proceed to do the same for fear of appearing ignorant or uncultured, veritas vos liberabit.

Patrick is da MAN. Nihil Incarborendum Illegitimi !

wetin be dis?...*faints*

Oh!..how fufilled we will be if we live by these inspiring bible scriptures.
^ ^

Daniel 11 vs 32: And as such that do wickedly against the covenant shall he corrupt by flatteries: but the people that do know their God SHALL BE STRONG AND DO EXPLOITS.

Psalm 150 vs 6: let everything that has breath praise the lord, praise ye the lord.

wales2007: Gal. 2:20 I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

yeah!...this usually get my head spinning!

Sagytarius: LMFAO. Atok am! when dem put Nadia Buhari pix for FP, there was no bashing. I compared it with when INI will be on front page- the reverse will be the case.

www.nairaland.com/1005765/pics-nadia-buari-kid-pics#11645309

yeah!!!...i remember say you talk am.

buzugee: The world will not end but your world will end for a period of time. hence why we are called mortals.

*fallacy*

Mr.chippychappy:
Jesus Christ is a spiritual being of all race and tribe . You can use any language to pray to him . Petty things such as tribal boundaries can't be used to limit Jesus Christ . Technically there's nothing wrong with saying Jesus christ is from your country or tribe .So yes i believe he is an Igbo man , the same way i believe he is Asante , Efik , Urhobo and Jewish.

GOD BLESS YOU!...you nailed it! He(Jesus) has no tribal or ethnic boundary or limitation. A pity only few understands this?

Freewilly: And this made the front page? It's very clear who put this on the front page is trying to start somthing.

very true...it shows lack of piety to God, maybe he is an atheist. *smh*

1800bc: I am not commenting on this thread.

But you just did...^ ^

afam4eva: Why Are These Not Olympic Sports

I find it unfair that it's only the sports that are popular in Europe and America that are olympic sports. What about sports that we're good at.

‎​Nigeria has not won any medal at the London Olympics.
May be they should introduce new games like:

stealing public funds,
bomb planting,
how to set up panel of investigation ,
how to carry ballot box &
kidnapping,
scam
So that we can pick Gold medals quick quick !!!
What do you think?

you think this is funny? Sorry, i didn't even chuckle.

Hmm! Too much hype on university education. As if its a sure criterion for achievement in life. Just know this, if one is naturally good or skilful, then the knowledge one acquires from the university moulds one to stand out!

To be frank..these Ghanaians can't match Nigerians in any wise. Why can't they just mind their business!