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Nairaland General › Re: Is It Compulsory To Go To Church On The Night Of 31st December???? by Enegod(m): 7:00pm On Dec 31, 2014
people in this section don't go church undecided
Family › Re: My Mother Called Me "Archaic", I Feel So Bad by Enegod(m): 12:07am On Dec 31, 2014
[color=grey]smh[/color]
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairaland Males So Mean! by Enegod(m): 11:58pm On Dec 30, 2014
huh
Romance › Re: I Have Done Something Outrageous!! by Enegod(m): 11:54pm On Dec 30, 2014
Gflat:
I met her last year and we got close(no intimate contributions) she has been a good friend also have i...

***fast forward***

She had a problem with her cheating boyfriend then i helped get over it(as a friend) decided to take her to a club so she can get over it quickly. in the club, we drank and partied hard.(We got drunk)

Then I woke up the next morning naked on her bed...i immediately realise we had sex the previous night(dehm how did this happened?) We decided to stay away from each other she even travelled home because she couldn't stop crying alone at home. I couldn't tell anyone about it because it was a very BIG mistake....

All of a sudden,she call me yesterday and she told me she is A month pregnant(i was the last guy she had sex with since she left for her parent's)


God! I am in trouble cry

Guys, what should i dohuh
You should be happy bro cheesy You will be a father soon...congratulations!!!cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Unfollows Fan For Sharing A Throwback Photo Of Her Before Plastic Su by Enegod(m): 11:01pm On Dec 30, 2014
fake or real yansh.... Yansh na Yansh undecided
Family › Re: The Goat To Be Killed On 25 December, Just Gave Birth... by Enegod(m): 3:41pm On Dec 24, 2014
grin grin
Romance › Re: I Don't Believe In Love Anymore by Enegod(m): 7:14am On Dec 24, 2014
ireneony:
I don't believe in love cos there is no love. Everyone should stop receiving themselves.
There is nothing that can change my mind about this cry

All guys;
Lie
Cheat
Manipulative
Dishonest
Bad



Yeah I mean it
F##k them guys undecided
Another heart broken lady...
Romance › Re: Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Enegod(m): 7:10am On Dec 24, 2014
smh
Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Really Want??? by Enegod(m): 7:08am On Dec 24, 2014
I think that women these days just want
their men to BE A MAN.. so that they
don't have to..
Romance › Re: My Butt Is Causing Unnecessary Attention For Me by Enegod(m): 7:49pm On Dec 23, 2014
OlamiB:
Please what do I do to redce it, I am a shy person and I dnt feel comfortable when guys stare too much.it would have been better if theyy were just staring at me but no! Its my butt cry
I went to church today in long skirt and some brothers were still staring, the stupid people even had the gut to tell me I have big ukwu lipsrsealed
I dnt wear tight dress or gown just because I dnt want it to be noticed, but I am fed up now how do I reduce it.
Tnks
where z the yansh? huh
Romance › Re: Why Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Private Message, by Enegod(m): 5:12pm On Dec 23, 2014
tociano009:
I don't know may be any guyz have experience this,I have TRY to send private message to some of our beautiful ladies and women here cut they don't reply,even I think it is because I don't upload my pics and I already upload but never see reply...what is going on ladies
You ladies should help him out!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Hilarious:..ten Types Of People You Meet On Nairaland..lol by Enegod(m): 5:59pm On Dec 22, 2014
undecided
Romance › Re: . by Enegod(m): 8:26am On Dec 22, 2014
beautycrush24:
Hi, please i'm just looking to get honest opinions. I dont think this thread warrants insults so i'll appreciate if i get none of that.
As a girl, if you're single and really really h*rny, do u get down with an ex or just any random guy (maybe a friend or even an unknown person)?
Please be as honest as possible.
I can see that you are hórny right now...well, you can use dīldo.
But that's none of my business undecided
Romance › Re: She Said Am Responsible For Her Pregnancy by Enegod(m): 11:29pm On Dec 21, 2014
Big4wig:
I was on my own in my room,
She knocked on my door I didn't respond,She came in and started caressing me I
was on my own o,
She started pulling down my shorts I didn't say
anything,
She got undressed I didn't touch her o,
She pushed me on the bed I didn't say
anything,
She started riding on me I only moaned, 20 minutes
later she wore her clothes and
left I didn't even touch her.
5weeks later, she came wt her family..... Only 2 say
she's pregnant

Abeg who is responsiblehuh??
‪#‎ REMEMBER‬
I was on my own o!!!
She alone is responsible for it. Can't you see that she molested you!!! angry
Romance › Re: Nairalanders,Wat Relatnship Values And Princìple Are The Most Important To You. by Enegod(m): 11:22pm On Dec 21, 2014
undecided
Romance › Re: I Pray That Your Mistake Will Never Take Away Your Favour. by Enegod(m): 11:15pm On Dec 21, 2014
i heard this story 7years ago undecided
Romance › Re: Do Blood Covenants Really Work? by Enegod(m): 9:08pm On Dec 21, 2014
Tinubu:
do I look like Andyblaze to you?... I am in real trouble


The reason I am seeking help with this moniker is that she knows my other two monikers... This is my major one tho
So, u bleeped a white garment church member... I heard they are good in bed. Tell me more abt it undecided
Romance › Re: Do Blood Covenants Really Work? by Enegod(m): 8:59pm On Dec 21, 2014
Tinubu:
I am in a fix right now... I deflowered this 23year old lady a few weeks ago, who I met last month on this site... For some days now, she has been seriously working on me to enter a blood covenant with her to always be with her until we both agree to discharge each other.
I do like her, but I have a girlfriend who I would kill for... It's too bad my nairaland padi got caught up so fast. She has a longstanding boyfriend who has a very very popular moniker on this site, who has supported her all these years in her maintenance of virtue... The dude even shared one of my comments yesterday... I feel so sick.
Anyway, the summary of the whole story, is that she wants us to 'formalize' our covenant by tasting each other's blood because, in her opinion, I have claimed her most coveted virtue, undecided

The scary part is that she attends one of these white garment churches..mI really don't want someone laminating my destiny and hanging it on a tree.

Please I need advice from experienced peeps...

Do blood oaths really work?

How do I get her off my back? She is very smart, so I don't think any amount of my slickness is going to help me.

If I get out of this jam, I promise not to send PMs to any lady on this site anymore...

Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Guys? by Enegod(m): 8:57pm On Dec 20, 2014
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Guys? by Enegod(m): 8:50pm On Dec 20, 2014
LillyAnne:
Good one undecided
swerry, do u drink orijin?
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Guys? by Enegod(m): 8:46pm On Dec 20, 2014
Ilovenigeria:
My nyash is moderate.
sorry, we like it big...go and increase yours undecided
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Guys? by Enegod(m): 8:35pm On Dec 20, 2014
LillyAnne:
grin grin
i like ur tīts sorry...teeth
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Guys? by Enegod(m): 8:33pm On Dec 20, 2014
iceberylin:
Dont be Hard grin
she z a female....how can she be hard!! undecided besides she doesn't have balls
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Our Guys? by Enegod(m): 8:05pm On Dec 20, 2014
Ilovenigeria:
Are we girls are no longer beautiful or should I say that our men are now wise or busy that they don't notice us anymore?

I'm feeling so sad and down at the moment. Could you believe I trekked from Ikeja Along to oshodi today because I was bored at home and to my surprise, not a single vehicle nor a guy stopped me throughout my trekking , can you imagine? I just wasted my powder,lipstick and perfume for nothing cry


Please nobody should call me "ugly" because I am very far from being ugly.
do u have big yansh?
Food › Re: I Wan Take Marijuana by Enegod(m): 9:00am On Dec 19, 2014
godz:
na cow shit yuh dey feed on shey!?
angry
Food › Re: I Wan Take Marijuana by Enegod(m): 8:36am On Dec 19, 2014
ok... you can also mix it with cow shīt undecided
Romance › Re: Is She Mean Or What??! by Enegod(m): 9:58pm On Dec 14, 2014
mayorjosh:
but our friendship is strong.it has family roots
how many roots?
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Ladies Rude To Their Toasters? by Enegod(m): 8:51pm On Dec 13, 2014
do guys still toast ladies nowadays? huh
Romance › Re: Advice For Average Guys Dating Beautiful Women by Enegod(m): 8:44pm On Dec 13, 2014
this advice is for broke ass niggas undecided
Health › Re: How Do You Tell A Friend She Has Body Odour Without Her Taking Offense? by Enegod(m): 6:46am On Dec 12, 2014
If you are not brave enough to tell her
straight out then go buy a peg to clip on
your nose undecided
Romance › Re: what will you do, when you see something like this(photo) by Enegod(m): 8:40pm On Dec 11, 2014
undecided

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