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Religion / Re: TB Joshua’s Body Arrives Synagogue Church For Lying-in-state (photos) by Engr1(m): 12:32pm On Jul 08, 2021
BKayy:
So this man is truly dead.

So the man that battles different spirits from hell died just like that. No fight nothing.

Black people when una go get sense?
When will you people realise that pastorship is hustle just like yahoo?
See as ur mumu dey torment you, you better repent..... undecided undecided undecided

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Religion / Re: Prophet TB Joshua's Funeral Service Updates (July 5th - Sunday 11th July, 2021) by Engr1(m): 5:27pm On Jul 06, 2021
R.I.P MAN OF GOD............

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Choking Me by Engr1(m): 5:09pm On Jul 06, 2021
lilvicky68:
Just be straight forward.. tell her to go so that you can fornicate with other girls without disturbance..

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Romance / Re: Love Is Ruining My Life Please I Need Advice by Engr1(m): 2:28pm On Jul 05, 2021
Okay

Romance / Re: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by Engr1(m): 2:24pm On Jun 26, 2021
Guy, if you know what is good for you just yaba cool cool cool

Crime / Re: 24-Year-Old Man Beheads His Aunt In Calabar, Buries Her Body In Shallow Grave by Engr1(m): 2:07pm On Jun 25, 2021
Mheeeeeeeeen
What dey f**k is going on

TV/Movies / Re: Lucy, Kaisha React After Fight by Engr1(m): 1:58pm On Jun 25, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Dramatic beings

There is nothing mature about females.....they behave like babies...
The only place they manage to coordinate themselves is when they are in public......
But at home that is when you know how childish they are...spend three hours with a woman at home....then you will realise there is no difference between kids and them...
Damnnnn niggee
Your damn right man cool cool cool

TV/Movies / Re: Kaisha & Lucy Fight At The Big Brother Reunion Show by Engr1(m): 10:50am On Jun 25, 2021
See as Ebuka dey look at them grin grin grin

Family / Re: Why Did Slain Usifo Ataga Cheat On Pretty Wife Brenda Ataga? by Engr1(m): 10:23am On Jun 25, 2021
SenorFax:

Your dad is our Zonal coordinator.
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Correct

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Family / Re: Why Did Slain Usifo Ataga Cheat On Pretty Wife Brenda Ataga? by Engr1(m): 10:21am On Jun 25, 2021
If u ask me, na who I go ask kwanu
Let's leave matter for mathias yare.....bcuz this life enhe something must kill a man, whether you like it or not.

Politics / Re: Chidiebube Okeoma: Police Slap Punch Reporter For Interviewing Protesting Widows by Engr1(m): 2:18pm On Jun 22, 2021
Whaaaaaaat dey f**k
Just like that?

Education / Re: Ekpo Iniobong Threatens To Sue Akwa Ibom University Over His Expulsion by Engr1(m): 2:15pm On Jun 22, 2021
Like seriously, wow..........I love this move.
Good luck My co Engr.

Politics / Re: Lagos Ranked World’s Second Most Stressful City By Vaay by Engr1(m): 7:38am On Jun 21, 2021
chigoziri2403:
People that live in Lagos have engine oil as blood, they breathe in carbon monoxide and breathe out oxygen
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Family / Re: Fathers Day: Say A Wish To A Father by Engr1(m): 8:59am On Jun 20, 2021
pocohantas:
May God keep you alive to continue providing for us. grin

Jokes apart, we should do more for our fathers. Forget the bravado, some of them really crave that connection with us, but pride won’t allow them to say it. It just feels like that ship has sailed and all they have to do is sit back and wish you well. You the child know it, you see how happy they are when you manage to call, but you have decided to be a child of perdition.

They have just one day in a year but somehow it is underrated, relegated and under-celebrated. You’ll still see someone like Tonto trying to drag today with them too. We can do better for our fathers.

Happy fathers day to all the responsible fathers. Happy future fathers day JeffreyJunior, try born before menopause meet you.

To Nairalanders that have lost their fathers, my sincere condolences.

E go better…

E go better indeed!
Amennnnn
Meanwhile, here is my smart boy wishing me Happy Father's Day.....
God bless you my boy.

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Family / Re: Anytime My Husband Is Angry, This Is My Way Of Apologising To Him by Engr1(m): 1:40am On Jun 20, 2021
Damn mehn............
What dey f**k is this

Religion / Re: Frequency Of Sex In A Christian Marriage. by Engr1(m): 12:03pm On Jun 13, 2021
Ezedon:
What of me that dislike sex

Religion / Re: Frequency Of Sex In A Christian Marriage. by Engr1(m): 12:02pm On Jun 13, 2021
MEGA4BILLION:
Proverbs 5:15-18
Drink water from your own cistern
And fresh water from your own well.
Should your springs be dispersed abroad,
Streams of water in the streets?
Let them be yours alone
And not for strangers with you.
Let your fountain be blessed,
And rejoice in the wife of your youth.


There is no timetable, whenever you are thirsty
It is finished
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Health / Re: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by Engr1(m): 8:35am On Jun 13, 2021
TheUndercover:
Hmm, that's too bad. I think what you're experiencing is premature ejaculation (PE) not ED.

What's your diet? Hope you're not the type that feeds on junk foods and sodas? Do you engage in working out once in a while? Can you go more than a round? If your diet is a healthy one and you also engage in working out, you might need to visit a doctor or take some herbal products.

What about forèplay or do you just jump into action? You might need to control how excited you are about the act else it will hasten up your ejaculation process. You also need to control your breathing too. Utilize the 'stop-start' technique. I don't recommend the use of 'drugs' because of addiction and damaging side effects.

And lastly, did you meet her a virgin? If she's an 'experienced' lady, you might never be able to satisfy her. If this is the case, the best thing to do is to free her, or else cheating is inevitable. If you've 'worked' on yourself and still no changes, do not go 'extreme lengths' just to satisfy a woman. Most women are poor in bed also.
Gbam..........chop noggle cool cool cool

Literature / Re: Which Books Can I Read that Will Positively Influence My Life? by Engr1(m): 3:38pm On Jun 09, 2021
Bible.........
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Skill Can I Learn In A Short Time To Start Making Money ? by Engr1(m): 3:20am On Jun 08, 2021
Hey come, remember you will be a father someday too so you better watch your tongue before calamity fall on you, that's my own concern here.
Health / Re: I Always Go "Raw" With Multiple Partners Until STI Taught Me A Hard Lesson by Engr1(m): 6:05pm On May 29, 2021
AtlanticOcean:
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Nigga Raw
Nwan_nem grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Bandits Block Kaduna-Abuja Road, Kidnap Scores Of People by Engr1(m): 5:59pm On May 29, 2021
Best thing to do......is to divide this con3 make person rest, haba

Sports / Re: APC Delta Sponsors UCL Finals Free Viewing Centre Tonight (Photo) by Engr1(m): 5:52pm On May 29, 2021
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APC Na.........Oya complete ham grin grin grin

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Batch C Applicants Receive Congratulatory Messages by Engr1(m): 3:24pm On May 29, 2021
ezenwaez:
N-Power Batch C Breaking News: N-Power Batch C Applicants Recieve Congratulatory Messages

Reports reaching us this evening, is that some N-Power Batch C applicants, have started receiving congratulatory messages underneath their dashboard profile, under the "Verification" tab, after logging into their NASIMS portal.

(See attached screenshot as evidence).

The N-Power Batch C applicants were told to carry out a finger print biometric enrollment, on their dashboard.

N-Power Batch C Volunteers can use their smart phones or other mobile devices that has the fingerprint sensor feature to capture their fingerprint.

Alternatively N-Power Batch C Volunteers should immediately go to the cyber cafe or business centre for the biometric fingerprint scan.

This message congratulating the successful N-Power Batch C applicants, is coming just after the minister Honorable Sadiya Umar Farouq, told the press that the N-Power Batch C shortlisting process is at the concluding stage.

Once more congratulations to the successful N-Power Batch C Volunteers.



How will someone check if he/she has been shortlisted?
My cousin who registered is very confused!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Batch C Applicants Receive Congratulatory Messages by Engr1(m): 3:22pm On May 29, 2021
How do I check if someone has been shortlisted?
Health / Re: Some People Are Unaware That They Are HIV Positive by Engr1(m): 8:45am On May 28, 2021
No more covid-19 palava again...... grin grin grin grin
Now is back to HIV.........chai....... problem no dey finish dey say.
My brother, not just HIV dey kill pple...... definitely something else must kill a man.
Take it or leave it.
Health / Re: Some People Are Unaware That They Are HIV Positive by Engr1(m): 8:39am On May 28, 2021
Jeon:




You knew Jesus is Lord but you still lust after flesh instead of spirit

Una no go kill person here grin grin grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Some People Are Unaware That They Are HIV Positive by Engr1(m): 8:36am On May 28, 2021
Kingk47:
Make ignorance no kill you OP. Do you know HIV is not a death sentence.
Do you know living in Nigeria and you are broke is worse than living with HIV?
Do you know Maĺaria kills faster than HIV?.
Do you know there many ways to contact HIV and sex is is the least way?
Your type are the ones who stereotype and stigmatize people living with HIV. Brother you need Jesus
Take high five their.............

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Ubakala Police Station In Abia, Kill Two Officers (Photos) by Engr1(m): 4:15pm On May 17, 2021
Nna mehnn
What again nah! undecided undecided undecided

Romance / Re: I Think I Am Still In Love With Her But I Need Help! by Engr1(m): 4:10pm On May 17, 2021
Smiles cheesy cheesy cheesy
Actually, what kind of advice do u want us to give you........meanwhile I think people with good view will do that then!

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Properties / Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by Engr1(m): 9:56pm On May 15, 2021
DICKstractor:
undecided



God gave me a brother as a roommate. People around thought we've known each from day 1. We did everything together. We went to school together because we were also coursemates.


We eat together. We starve together. We always had each other backs
Good One..........

Crime / Re: Married Nigerian Man Caught Wooing A 15-Year-Old Girl In London (Video) by Engr1(m): 9:41pm On May 15, 2021
MrSamsung:
They have carried this thier mentality and idiosyncrasy enter white man's land..... na wa o

Some of them are here and will keep saying .........evening newspaper(thereby looking for girls far below thier age to fvck not thier agemates and age bracket), ripe for harvesting, don't marry her she will get older than you marry bla bla bla bla, women must get married within so so age or else, I can't date a girl that seniors me, if I am 30 I date a teenager so that she will continue to look young and tight, lipsrsealed some even go as far as defending a pedophile and rapist sad

Don't quote me o angry
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