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UmericanGirl: Alligator. Cow. Razorback. Frog. Chicken. Fish/Octopus/Shelled. Turkey. Duck. Deer. Goat. Kangaroo. Human.u mean al dis enterd ur mouth? Am scard to kis u lip |
Orikinla: I am pro-life and opposed to abortion, except in the cases of unwanted pregnancy from ra-p-e or inc-e-st or when the unborn child will be deformed for life.did u rape any body? |
Notin gud comes easy |
Is condom for devil? |
Op, dat is suicide mission |
What do u do immediately u enter d driver seat? Adjust d miror start d car open d door for others put d seat belt others(specify) |
How often do u fill ur car tank? Mine is monthly |
A friend asked us to say the number of our car plate without looking. More than half of us couldn't. I only remembered the last three alphabets - ABC can you remember yours? (please don't write it for security reason) |
Lucy001: Four, 2 for my business and 2 for personal effect!u mean MAKING CAL buisnes |
What is the problem with short people? Why are short guys easily angry? Provoking by little or noting. Easily agresive? Loud and hot tempered Why are short girls talkatives. Always naging unessesary.troublesome quarelsome ana arogant |
What if u go to church and ur pastor hold d microphone and says he is a gay |
I hear church is naw a campaign unit. Politican pay pastors to say things in their favor |
Majority of Nigerian girls don't need make up. They look more pretty without make up. At times applying make up make them ugly? Girls, why do you really apply make up? Is it copy copy? |
The fuss about engagment party is makin me confused? .When is d apropriate time to throw engagment party? Is it few days to wedin or after d "WIL U MARRY ME" question is answerd or wen the two just startd dating? Who throws the party? D couple? Frends or family? Wil u or did u have an engagement party? |
Wen a guy wan setle down, he w'il setle down.need no tips.we are single because we dont want to b marid yet |
Dance dont determine wu enta heaven |
Yes oo. Soulmate hair cream exists. D price is 450 for d hair cream. Its branch ofice is in oweri, aba etc |
I dont remember my ex but she remember me wen she no get money. |
tobechi74: Just wanderin if devil haz d power to read our mind and hence influence our thought?no he cant read our mind. But may b he can influence our thought |
Stupidity of d highest order |
Dis story isnt frm brazil. It hapend in nigeria |
Na law se every girl go ask dis question?? D other day, i bin meet my cousin wey i neva see for 5 years. Now. After we greet finish, i com give am my phone make im put her number. She no even no wen she take ask me dis jamb question. WHY DO U NEED MY NUMBER.? Na wen i remind am sey we be cousin na im she begin de type d number. Trust me, i grab my phone comot leave am there.she apologise i do lyk sey i no hear. My broda tel me sey she de disturb am 4 my numba naw. |
Go online,look 4 latest version, click update |
Prostitutn shud be legalisd. They shud b heavily tax to yield incom 4 govt |
bennyraz: Ugly chicks make better wivesgues ur galfrnd is ugly |
She de form |
Ok, u meet a girl, u talk, chat, laff. And finaly about makin a request, u change ur mind and didnt want to rush. U meet again and again and again b4 finaly askin 4 ha numba. And she throws in dis jamb question WHY DO U NEED MY NUMBER? Dis question de vex me wella. Why girls to de ask d question.? Wil d guy ansa determine if u wil gve d number? Hav u already made up ur mind whether to gve or not hence d question is just formality? What is d best ansa for d question? |
Adaeze003: How about this.. Is 'I just wanted to have s£x' good enough reason to cheat??:-:- gud in sexuality section |
Was it a male or fmale donkey? |
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