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advocate666: No. We are not descendants of apes. We and apes share a common ancestor. We evolved differently, apes took another direction.

vivian chinaza: Actually, you can sue him or her if u want to.

cyrexx: see how christians are twisting the bible to make it say anything they wanted it to say. Was the passage talking about atheists? Why do you have to read your own meaning into the bible and make it say what it doesnt say?

jesse8048: Who is the Cockroach the girls or the boys. The meaning of this write up is hidden in d ops head.

jesse8048: Who is the Cockroach the girls or the boys. The meaning of this write up is hidden in d ops head.

"Its a know fact that an atomic bomb can't kill a cockroach. Cockroaches survive atomic blast but yet die from just a spray from an insecticide.
It makes you wonder about insecticides.
If insecticides comes in contact with fire it can also be an explosive.
Insecticides I must say are strong and powerful killers."

This parable was sent to me by Mr. WhizzyKoko.
He interpreted it to be that Girls, whom he said are strong and powerful killers.
Girls are insecticides while guys are the cockroaches.
A man who has survived several serious ordeals of life can be crumbled easily by a woman.
His exact words were "fear who nor fear woman".

I know most of the male WAG readers would agree with him due to various historical stories about how women have fallen great men. Like the case of David and Uriah's wife, and Adam and Eve with the forbidden apple. Apple was also said to be used by a woman to kill one of our Head of State.

But before you all say women are killers take note of this, behind every successful man there is a woman. Women are strong, determined personnel. are great pillars of support for men.
♫who run the world girls♫

Something reminded me of a mad experience I had during my service year and decided to share it with you guys.

One Wednesday at about 7 in the morning, I was rushing to pick up my clearance form from a fellow corper, my mind was just focused on where I was heading to. On the road someone greeted me 'good morning', like a reflex action, I just replied 'good morning' without looking at the person. As I answered something just told me, look back and see who greeted you.

WAG readers, you won't believe who was so polite to greet me, a MAD Woman. Mad!!!, this one had Phd in kolo ooo,
You know there are some people that are mad but they wear full clothes that cover their body just that the cloth would be dirty but this woman's own was just a piece of rag covering her waist her whole up(boobs) were expose.

I just stood, staring at who greeted me. I started asking my self, "hope am not mad?", because they say its only a mad person that talks to another mad person.

I quickly rushed to my friend's house to give her the gist. While I was gisting her, I kept on asking her 'hope am talking like my normal self'. Then I played one of my favorite dance song at that time, Kukere by Iyanya, and started dancing. I just wanted to be sure everything was alright and if I could still remember the song and dance the small Etighi and Azonto I knew how to dance.

See me, in my quest to make sure I was normal, I was acting crazy.

Hahahahahaha, me am just a crazy(extremist crazy, fun loving crazy, jovial crazy not psychiatric crazy) gal.

Friends & Their Categories
We all have friends but true friends are rare, especially for girls. I concluded with my friends that female friends are grouped into this different categories.

1) The Gather-Go Friends: You and this set of friends are always on the move to all occasions and events together. Anything concerning groove you are friends.

2) The Matured Advisory Friend: This friend is resurrected only when there is a serious issue and you need advise or guidance and counseling.

3) The Concortionist Friend: This one is the biologist who knows how to mix all the gbogboyen-gbogboyen together. She know what you should take for menstrual pain, toilet infection and the major cause in which girls always take drugs(the after strafing mixing).

4) The Aproko Friend: Any hot latest news or gossip about another friend, this is who you are sure to hear it from or share it with.

5) The Perfect PIC: This is what I call a true friend. If you have a friend who is a friend with all the characters listed above, then she is a true friend and a perfect Partner-In-Crime.
A friend that you can go anywhere with, share your deepest secrets and thoughts with, advise you in healthcare matters*lol*, and also gist and gossip with*winks*, then you have found a rare friend.

6) The Frienemy: With this group of friends, you need your alert button to be on at all times. They pretend to be your friend meanwhile they are only concerned with bringing you down. In general they have the spirit of 'e nor go better pass me'.

I might be placed in any of these categories in some people's life, like some of my guys have place me in category 3. They call me wen they need answers(for their girlfriends) most times#justlikeishouldslapthemthroughthephone# but I answer anyway, because what are friends for if not for inconveniences.

INFO OF THE DAY: No Record Of Longest Friendship.
According to Guinness World Records, there is no world record for longest friendship. But there are people known to have friendship which have lasted decades.

Wow, if Guinness book of records can't have a record for the longest friendship, then indeed the saying that 'friendship is a tricky and delicate relationship' is true.

ijawkid: Which heaven where they taken to??...

Definitly not the heaven Jesus came from....

Abi you don forget say heavens different??...

See one thing you fail to always do is let the bible explain itself and not contradict itself.....

Jesus was the first person that ever ascended to the heavens where God is...

So elijah and enoch definitly didn't go that heaven......

Learn to let the bible do the explanation rather than been overly focused on trying to hold on to your traditions......

I reiterate Jesus' words:: no man has ascended into heaven except the son of man who came down.......