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Dis song, we sing it for ur type.

APRIL FOOL
GO TO SKUL
TEL UR TEACHER
UR A FOOL

Yes oo.Dangote has a lov manufacturing machine, it produces 5oo tones of love daily. Do u want to buy?

I have been readin threads here on guys complaining about girls playing hard to get. I decided to post this to correct certain things.dis isnt 100
percent mine

WHY SHE PLAYS HARD TO GET WITH YOU…
Unlike a man’s experience inthe dating world, women don’t really have a hard timegetting attention from the opposite sex. If a woman is decent looking, then she is going to get hit on and flirtedwith at her job, at the store when she is shopping, prettymuch any time that she leaves the house. And now that we have social communities online, she doesnot even have to leave the house to get hit on.
Because she gets pursued so often, she has to separate the winners from the losers, so to speak. She has to see what guys are just fishing to get laid, and which guys are going to stay. Most of the time, she will be able to shake off the ones that just want to get a little bit of action. So, she is going to play hard to get to make this happen.


HOW YOU NEED TO RESPOND WHEN SHE PLAYS HARD TO GET…


Truthfully, I think this can be better explained by showing you what NOT to do. Especially if want to make her fall in love with you.

1. Don’t let the situationunnerve you. This could make her think that you don’t have much experience,are emotionally unstable, or just not the right guy for her. You don’t ever want to let it show that it bothers you when she plays hard to get. Besides, it’s a part of the game, it’s supposed to be FUN. So, treat it that way.

2. Don’t let it make you start acting desperate for her attention . If you do, then no matter how goodof a guy you might be, you are going to get thrown in the pool of “losers.” You need to realize that acting desperate for her attention will NEVER make a woman fallin love with you.

3. Don’t let it make you lose confidence in yourself. You should never let your confidence hinge on the approval of a woman anyway,. But, also if you start to lose confidence just because she is playing hard to get, then you are also going to lose HER attraction.
TO MAKE A WOMAN FALL IN LOVE…YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO MAKE HER FEEL ATTRACTION…
Anything else just is not going to cut it. When a woman feels attraction for YOU as a man, and you knowhow to handle any little “test” that she might throw at you, she will start to fall in love with you.

Now...what if MEN got PREGNANT!


~ Maternity leave would last for two years....with full pay.

~There would be a cure for stretch marks.

~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

~Morning sickness would rankas the nation's #1 health problem.

~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

~Children would be kept in thehospital until potty trained.
~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

~They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.


U can add urs

Worms


Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed intofour separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.
So the Science teacher asked the class - "What canyou learn from this experiment."
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said

- "As longas you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.":-


Did you ever notice that musicians play and doctors practice, but the rest of us work for a living?


Failed driving test
Q: Why did akpos fail his driving test?
A: Because he was not usedto being in the front seat.

Op, no vex 4 dis question ooo

ARE U A HORRIBLE SINGER

I cal dis d universal question because almost everyone askd dat question as a child. The question is

WHO CREATED GOD?

I remember askin the question as a child. I recived different answer but not satisfactory. I was later told it was a mystery and then i stopped asking.

I remember the question becus an 8 year old threw it at me. Am confused on how to answer him witout using much logic and philosophy.

saintvc: John 3 : 16, for God so lovd ATHEIST dat he sent his only son....

The doctor comes for d sick

JESUS CAME FOR D SINER

Jesus say we shud lov our friend and our enemy.

We shud try not to hate them even though they are annoyin .

stop misquotin d bible, FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD,(not atheist)

Op, what is d atheist view on religion

.Singin is natural. Many are born talentd singers.Except u have d voice, forget it.no wonder almost every gal is in choir.

Rapin isnt a talent. It involves flowin for minutes. Going witout air for a long time.

Once in a year, ON VALENTYNE DAY

Style is one of the keys when it comes to attracting women. It
builds confidence, makes approaches easier, and leads to quicker
sex.

Here are the 9 benefits you can expect from improving your style:




1. Better first impressions

First impressions are lasting impressions.

The reality is: women will initially judge you because of the way
you look.

But can you blame them? At first, that's the only thing they know
about you.

Having a better sense of style will help you make better
impressions.

More importantly, it will allow you to leave the positive
impressions that you want to leave.

Remember, you never get a second chance to make a first impression.



2. Confidence

There's something about wearing a nice three-piece suit that fills
you with confidence.

Wearing nice clothes, and being confident in the way you look will
help you be more confident in general--and confidence is one those
things that is universally attractive to women.

With more confidence, people will treat you better, which leads to
a positive feedback loop that will help to boost your confidence
even more.



3. Better self-image

How we look has a strong impact on our self-image.

When we look like crap, we tend to feel like crap--and the opposite
is also true.

By learning how to look your best, you'll feel much better about
yourself. This, in turn, will get you into the right mood for
meeting women.

Don't hesitate to improve your self-image. Check out Seduce With
Style here:

http://www.effectiveattraction.com/seducewithstyle.htm



4. Getting approached by women

A by-product of having an attractive style is that you will have
women (and men) coming up to you to compliment you.

And if you wanted to continue the conversation, all you have to do
is use whatever they are complimenting you on as a topic of
conversation.

For example, if she compliments you on your necklace, you can say
"Oh thanks, let me tell you the story behind this..."

Easy right?



5. Getting Laid

Certain girls are automatically attracted to men that look a
certain way.

In every sample of the population, there are the rare 1-5% of women
who are willing to sleep with you based on your style and sexual
avatar.

Consider the typical football quarterback--without having to do
anything and just by representing that avatar, he has women
attracted to him that he's never even talked to before.

If you master your style AND you build a life where you are meeting
regularly with new people, you will automatically attract these
"give-me" girls through superior style.



6. Non Attraction-Related Benefits

Like I said before, when you look better, people treat you better.

The way that someone treats a guy in an fitted suit is much
different from how they treat someone wearing a wrinkled T-shirt
and baggy jeans.

Studies have shown that height and style are correlated to salary
and earnings over time.

By learning the rules of style you will be able to take advantage
of these differences and reap the benefits in all areas of your
life--from friends and family, to women and business.

i dont say it when i realy dont xpect u to join me. If am hungry, if u lyk luk at me wile am eatin, i wont invite u . If u lyk ask me to invite u, i wil tel u NO.

But if am want to share, i give u

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Regardless of how you proceed, avoid putting pressure on your child and don't punish him. He's not being bad. Staying dry all night, whether your child sleeps through without wettingor gets up to use the bathroom, is a developmental skill that almost all children achieve in time.

While you're waiting for your child to outgrow bed-wetting, make sure his mattress is adequately protected by a good cover, encourage him to wear absorbent garments such as cloth training pants or disposable training pants , and urge him to get up as soon as he realizes he's wet his bed. You want to get him and the bedding changed so his skin won't get irritated andhe'll get used to sleeping in dry pajamas.


Typically, children who wet thebed more than once per night will start to outgrow it by beginning to wet fewer times each night. Then they move on to wetting fewer nights each week, with fluctuations back and forth, until they eventually outgrow bed-wetting altogether. However, the entire process can take a couple of years

How should I handle taking mychild to the bathroom in a public place?


The answer to your question depends in part on where your child is in the toilet training process. If your child is still wearing diapers from time to time, it might be easier to stick with diapers whenever you're going to be away from home (unless you're going to a familiar placewith bathrooms designed for young children).

It's too much to expect a child who has barely mastered running to the family toilet to use a publicbathroom where he might have to wait in line or sit on atoilet seat that's very different from anything he's ever tried before.

If your child is in underwear all the time, don't put him backin diapers, but do plan ahead for outings. Pack some tissuesor wipes in your bag, in case the bathrooms are short on supplies, as well as a change of underwear. And just beforeyou head out the door, try to get your child to sit on the potty or toilet.

Don't say "You have to go to the bathroom before we leave," because most children will tell you they can't or don't need to. Just have your child sit for a few minutes and hope for the best.
When you arrive at your destination, find the bathroom.You'll want to know where it isbefore your child needs it, and you'll want to give him a preview, too. You'll have extra room if you use the stallfor people with disabilities, butthe seat may be elevated and your child will need more help.

An adult should always accompany a young child to the bathroom. If you're a dad on your own with a daughter, you may need to be creative ifthe public toilet situation isn't child-friendly. There isn't a perfect solution:

Some dads take their daughter into the men's room, others will use the women's room, and othersask a woman to take their daughter into the women's room. You can ask other dadsfor advice on what they've done in similar situations, but the bottom line is that you — and other adults — need to beflexible so that you can meet your child's needs.

Resurection

Comitd to what?

Saaaeex? Men
money? Women

2face stil de find im own 2ru love. Kelyhandsome too

fellis: Including infidelity?

yes ooo. I wil neva b a divorcee.

Let indians kil endangeard species

choir

I wil say NOTHING and walk away. GENTLEMAN

To me, as long as we hav tied d knot, i can tolerate anything.

INSTEAD OF GETIN MARID AND DIVORCING, I WIL REMAIN SINGLE

Abcdef ghijklmn opqrstuv wxyz ALPHABET LANGUAGE

A frend takes u for wum u are.

15 Things You Should Never Say To The Bereaved




"I don't know what to say."
"I'm afraid of saying the wrongthing."
The number of times that I've heard these sentiments expressed by those who surround the widowed are countless.

Unfortunately, manyseem to have lost sight of thefact that the words, "I'm so sorry" can be the most comforting words of all. As a result and even though it maybe in an attempt to console, people can instead wind up saying some pretty ridiculous things. I continue to be amazed at whatsome say in the guise of sympathy.
Following are actual expressions of "compassion" that have been shared with widowed; including what oftentimes goes through bereaved person's mind whenhearing these expressions. We'll call this, "What Not to Say...Ever!":



1. When someone says: "At least you were prepared" (when death is anticipated).
What the widowed are thinking is: "Expecting death doesn't make the realityof death any easier."


2. When someone says: "At least s/he didn't suffer" (when death is sudden).
What the widowed are thinking is: "That made things easier on them ... not me."

3. When someone says: "Everything happens for a reason."
What the widowed are thinking is: "Whatever that 'reason' is, I'm not interested in hearing it."

4. When someone says: "You were just meant to be alone."
What the widowed are thinking is: "If I were meant to be alone, I wouldn't have gotten married in the first place."

5. When someone says: "I know how you feel."
What the widowed are thinking is: "No you don't, because you are not me and losses cannot be compared."


6. When someone says: "You'll find someone else."
What the widowed are thinking is: "What makes you think that I'm looking for someone else right now?"


7. When someone says: "You should be 'over it' already."
What the widowed are thinking is: "Well, I'm not 'over it' and I'm sorry if my healing timeline doesn't fit your timeline."


8. When someone says: "Now you'll have closure."
What the widowed are thinking is: "I don't want to 'close' any part of my life. What does that even mean?"


9. When someone says: "S/He's in a better place."
What the widowed are thinking is: "Better than here with me?"


10. When someone says: "You can always get a pet to replace him/her." (Yes, someone actually said that.)
What the widowed are thinking is: "You're kidding, right?"


11. When someone says: "Divorce is the same."
What the widowed are thinking is: "It's not the same. I understand you've experienced the 'death' of a relationship. But in your case, someone somewhere made a choice. No one 'chose' to leave my marriage."


12. When someone says: "You were married for so many years and he/she lived a long life."
What the widowed are thinking is: "That doesn't matter. It will never be long enough."


13. When someone says: "You're not really a widow/er because you were only married for..." (a short time).
What the widowed are thinking is: "I missed the part of the wedding ceremony that said how long we had to be married before it 'counted' toward widowhood."


14. When someone says: "You weren't technically married so you're not really widowed."
What the widowed are thinking is: "My heart doesn't understand technicalities. My heart only knows that the person with whom I planned to spend the rest of my life is gone."


15. When someone says: "S/He was my brother/sister/other relative. You weren't technically related."
What the widowed are thinking is: "Please make sure that I'm standing there when you tell our children thatMom and Dad weren't technically related."


The common thread in all of these statements (and many more like them) is that while most may be said in an attempt to comfort, absolutely none of these statements will console anyone

Actualy,they are 4

Why dont u play d role of a detective.spy on him if he is seeing another. Trak his his hideout.Take pics of him kisin anoda girl.

If u dnt succeed, then let them be

saintvc: Moderator, dont u tink dis shud make d front page.,.. So d mesage wil b pasd acros b4 2mro sunday

dis should hav made front page since. I tink d moderators dont lyk d topic.may b it shud b changd.

No human being can change d world.,.,no christan,muslim,atheist, pagan etc

Tea or coffee which is better. WITOUT MILk Healthwise..which has more bad efect