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D last tym i cheked, Elijah was caried by a chariot to heaven

Christianity did not originate from d bible.

Christianity did not originate from the bible

If hapines was national curency,what occupation would make u rich

Dat buk is love letter. No wonda solomon get over 800 wife and cocumbine. It promote siexual imorality.dat y

Life goes on

but

I wil make sure she neva gets maried.

Logicboy03: Court marriage....who get time for long wedding?

beta marry ur ateist gal frend. Its hard to convince a xtian not to do xtian mariage.

In catholic church 2dy,u must do traditional mariage b4 church mariage

Just tinkin loud

wil u do wedin? Xtian or traditional mariage? Or only court

Guys lie wit their mouth. Ladies lie with their action

Beat neither ur fada or moda.

I told a frend. THANKS, DAT WHY I LOVE U


everyone mockd me. Thought i was a gay

May b material finish wen sewin d cloth

D time Jamb release result wont curb exam malpractice

.....from a stresful work

remuv ur shoe
remuv ur cloth
go online
get sometin to eat
lie down and sleep
others,indicate

I noticd dat majority of fathers whose wife give birth to quadruplet, triplet or quintruplet are from poor homes.

Just naw, i read haw a mechanic absconded after his wife waz confirmd pregnant for triplet.

Y do d rich hav just one child durin pregnancy.is there medical or health reasn for this?

My youger brother has this habit of talking while sleeping. At times, he holds conversation for a minute . At other times he speaks in a language dat dont exist.

Yesternite, he gave out a big laugh.

What baffles me most is that when we wake him up, he cant rememba anything.


What causes dis .Is there solution 4 dis.

I wonda y d poor keep on borning triplet why d rich born just one. Any xplanation

What is dis habit of accusing the devil for crimes we often commit.

The other day, a man who impregnated The daughter said IT WAS THE DEVIL FAULT.

even pastors do this.

Why?

In my short trip to imo, i kept hearing negative coment about mbaise people. Some called them betrayers,selfish. Even wen i insistd there were exception, they said d exception are 1% d entire people. WHAT IS D PROBLEM WIT THEM?

Wen it comes to love,our heart tinks

Gbadebo01: I love a curvy woman and I have a deep
affection for a woman with an
impeccable booty. In the black man’s
mind, nothing can even compare to a
woman with an amazing backside, and
we’ll go to our graves with a strong
appreciation for the curves and the
perfect figures that is the physique of
the black woman.
But our love for the booty doesn’t
mean we won’t abuse that booty.
As a man, I can tell you that we are
very visual human beings. Yes we adore
your booty, yes we love your coke bottle
figure, and yes we’ll say and do
whatever we have to just so we can
see you…naked. It is the visuals we
get once we see your backside in
notorious sex positions that make you
worth pursuing. Not your personality
and not your book smarts.
You ladies can put a man in a trance
when we see it jiggle as we take you
down from the back.
But that doesn’t mean we love you (or
want to love you gan sef) and its damn sure
doesn’t mean we have good intentions.
However, many of you take a little too
much pride in your backside. A nice
derriere doesn’t make you loveable. A
nice butt is only good for some long and
deep strokes in the doggy style
position.
I’m not saying a woman with a big butt
isn’t loveable. I’m just telling you that
you have to understand that some men
only want you for how they think you
may look during sex.
And if that’s his plan, his interest will
only be temporary. Once he
accomplishes getting that intimate
glimpse of what you are working with,
after a few rendezvous, he will be out
of the picture. On to the hunt for the
next big booty.
If you continue to treat your booty as
prize, a tangible object one should
pursue or earn, or a sexual object
always on display, you’ll attract a man
who’s only interest is to capture the
one object you hold in the highest
regard.
All those infamous pictures of you and
your girls on Facebook sticking out
your big old booties and tooting it up
for the camera, and that special photo
album you have on your iPhone ( or your nokia phone) make it clear to us what object is up for grabs.
So be careful with that booty, if you
keep making it a big deal, we’ll keep
labeling you as just that jawn with the
big booty. After all, isn’t that all you
want to be known for anyway?

99% corect

U mean pretend to b a fool

I wonda y gals are so fond of color pink. 97% have pink as d best color. Chek their wardrope, from shoes, 9t gown.., bra,pant, skirt ,blouse etc. Why is dis so?

When i see very fat people, i view them as lazy human beings.they are burden to the society

they just sit and eat and watch themself expand. Little work like treking 400m daily is enof to burn down d fat.

Imagne a car dat contain 4 persons, two fat persn sit down and there is no space for a third.

UmericanGirl:

plz tel me u 4gven me na

ARSENAL



Managed by a profesor. Arsenal spends her money on her youth system. They buy cheap labor proces it and sell for a high price.

They bought Van persie for 2milion ,traind d left leged player to use both legs and good finishing,convertd him from a winger to a striker and sold him later for over ten times the buying price.


CHELSEA

Spend the money on good staff.chelsea can spend a whooping 50 milion on one player witout hesitating.they are good in retaining any good player and wiling to double his salary to prevent him from looking elsewhere

Chelsea also has good lawyers capable of apealing any FA decision . Chelsea lawyers prevented John terry from going to jail for racial abuse on ferdinand .

MANCHESTER UNITED

Average in spending on players. But spend secretely on the english football as well as the referees. An injury to Alex ferguson is an injury to the F A


when suarez racialy abused Man U patrick Evra,the F A instantly isued the south american eight matches ban.

Man u plays well. But when d going get tough,they are helpd externaly by the oficiating referee who easily award a penalty/allow a controvertial goal and issuing unecesary red card all in favor of the red devil


QUEEN PARK RANGERS

Spend their money on names.players who made their mark elsewhere and not on the ability e.g bosingwa,J S PARK ,anton ferdinand, write philip ,granero etc

UmericanGirl: And I wasnt the only female that commented.

You dey craze.

sorioooo, kpeleeeee,ndoooo. No vex ooo.i never meant to annoy u ma

UmericanGirl: Why was only mine quoted? I see some weird shit up there.

And who the hell said I was going to kiss you anyway?

because ure a female. I tink girls shudnt eat rubish for reproductve reasns.
:
as 4 d kis, sory oo.i withdraw my statement.

D major problem in nigeria and d entire world is high population.what are d ways of reducing the population ethicaly?

ATMC: Lol, i sha will like to be mary, martha's sister so i get to chat with jesus u know...and sit on his lap, dt'll definitely make sense

na ur type de seduce pastor for church. Naw u wan promote urself to temp Jesus.?

Define love in ur own way