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Gej for president 2015

Op, u are stil under ur parent. Ur gal/boyfrend is too.so u decide to elope to a private place to do THOSE PIMPIM THINGS that u couldnt do in either parent hause. Is that y u need a hotel?

9ce one. It got me laughing even though i dont understand the language.

Plz,this shud be in joke section

Girls havent even discovered herself. How do we discover them?

Where is the devil so u can arrest him?

Wat are u scared of? Does she bite?

Is d big tommy due to a sicknes or fatnes?

Adhesive, glue, celotape, gum etc

Lets be honest wit ourself. Are we realy paying for the transport or for the punny which we expect to DRILL?

Many guys who expect their female sister, or cousin to visit them don't transport them because they won?t s''iex her but if its a girl whey intend to get laid with, they wil pay both her going and coming

Farmers obviously opened drainage system

LUCKY

My elder brother started as a LEFTY.my dad wasnt happy he wanted right. So he put a P.O.P. , a bandage with each .end tied to the wrist and round the neck. LIKE A PATIENT WHO BROKE HIS HAND.

Each time he wants to eat wit d left, his hand is heavy and he had to opt for right hand. This continued for 8 months until he learnt using the right hand.

Today, he writes wit left, eats with right, shoots ball with both
TRY D SAME

Thanks all

as for me, i might consider it if she is perfect in other aspects .
But i cant promise to be faithful to her. There is the tendency of me cheating on her with other more preety girls..

No no no. I think the christian have resorted to preaching in other places becus they think atheist have polluted this section

The measurement of beauty is like a PH SCALE. From 0- 5 are acidic(ugly). (5-9) are normal. Why 10-14 are alkaline(beautiful)

That saying ..,.IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER.,..Is not applicable to everybody.
But to those who lie in the middle.

This is why obj is regarded as ugly and genevive as beauty.

GOLDIE girl might be regarded as beautiful by some people with a beautiful brain while others might see her as ugly.
This is because her reading is b/w 5( slightly ugly) to 9(slightly beautiful).

Gudluck 4 president 2015

Lolaabokoku: Whats ur business wit ugly girls? Marry a girl you love and care for and stop being ridiculous..

no offence, you are taking it so per$onal. ARE YOU UGLY?

Why are we fond of tarnishing the image of God's prophet.we are trying Gods anger.remember, touch not my annoited and do my prophet no harm.

THIS IS THE DIFRENCE

talina
i love u

cindyrella
am in love with u

am in love wit u

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.however,there are people u see that are generaly aceptd as beautiful. Similarly,they are girls who are Ugly.

Just want to know if u can date or marry a girl whom you know is realy ugly though she has gud character and behavior and u both have known each other for a long tym..,.

U didnt add

improper aplication of toothpaste

snoring

booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....!

congrats
DOES IT MEAN U WIL NO LONGER POST IN THE ROMANCE SECTION BUT FAMILY SECTION.

Y is it paining u? Are u poor? Go and ask him to give una

Y is it paining u? Are u poor? Go and beg him na

Am in love is more romantic. B/w two people u want to or already in a relationship with. .when u are in love, U want to have her sexualy.

I love u is general. Its a feeling of afection . You can love footbal, nigeria etc.

Difrence is that u can love ur sister but cant be in love wit ur sister(except u want to seex her)
u can both love and be in love wit ur galfrend

I have noticed that in a church, the dedicated and commited girls are those that are least physicaly endownd.

No offence, i noticed that the very short girls and ugly attend every church function. They are so active ,regular in every service, crusade,crossover nite etc.

Almost every short and ugly girl is a born again.Go to DEEPER LIFE,(apologies) they are plenty.

Am i the only öne observin dis? Why is this so?