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Are women products? Items? Things that should be packaged or advertised?

True talk

Short guys are enegertic siexualy
tal guys are romantic

Tel them dat ur parent died in bokoharam. Ur hause in yobe was bombed.

Begging a niece kills slowly

NIECE

GEJ has changed inspector of police 3times
gej has changep security advicer once
gej has changd army\navy\defence
head 2times
STIL NO DIFRENCE

EVEN IF HE CHANGES AL SSS TO FBI.THERE WOULD BE NO DIFRENCE

Stop talking and running simultenously

queue

God ask prophet jeremiah to marry a harlot.

God intentionaly uses d gud to mix wit d bad so dat d gud can influence the bad ways and d bad can change to gud

Over xcitement when a relationship start. I hope u feel d same when the relationshp start

Wit d way u are xplaining, i tink u are regular customer

If (xtians] theist go to hell, then atheist wil make heaven

SILENCE: doesn't always work. At times ur silence annoy her more.instead of adresing the issue,she starts remembering your previous action and start insulting u, calling names, insulting your relation. You might bet angry and slap her. Which worsens everything.

Tune up~
this is realy childish. Prematured.

Absence
what if she locks d door? You wil sleep outside.the next time u should have cash to lodge in a hotel or dont think of leaving.

ACT
is better

insist
insist quietly .yes but dont yel back at her.let her know you wont deviate on ur stand. Dont shout back at her. Remember, two cows can't drink from the same pot.

Turn the table
yes o. If she blame you, blame her back.no body is perfect

be romantic
BEST,BEST , BEST


THE BEST 3 ARE
ACT
TURN D TABLE
ROMANTIC

SILENCE: doesn't always work. At times ur silence annoy her more.instead of adresing the issue,she starts remembering your previous action and start insulting u, calling names, insulting your relation. You might bet angry and slap her. Which worsens everything.

I dont know how to browse

The guys shud first answer dis CAN U DIE FOR OTHERS? JESUS DID IT REMEMBFR..

I am sleeping wit my pillow,bed sheet,bed spread etc

Meet her mum and introduce urself to her

I wil tel him how lucky he is to get the girl.congratultate him that he doesn't know the value of what he has until he loses it. Inform him that it is one thing to own an egg and another thing to keep it from breaking.

To the girl i wil be silent.yes SILENCE IS GOLD.

I tink u are confused.apologies

[quote author=val_dee]A nice piece. Another suitable title will be: 9 SIGNS THAT SAYS SHE WANTS YOU TO MARRY HER[/quote]am stil waiting for signs that SHE HATE U

A couple is a system characterised by the aplication of two equal forces in oposite direction. E.g in a power steering and in tap.

Patience was comparing her husband ways of resolving isues by aplying measures contraly to those that trigered the problem.
E.g making a northerner a security head to combat crime caused by a northerner.

She was using simple physics while we condem her like lay iliterates.

In Late mariage, the patner is xprience and maturd

If u cant beat them....

Youngzedd: Investigations should be carried out and if found guilty hehe!, the police man MUST marry her OR train her up to tertiary education, if it happens am the chief judge.

;-
marry? Why? He shud only take care of the child

Power and fame intoxicates...only a wise man can control them

Dondavsonlt: A MAN HAS ASKED HIS WIFE FOR A DIVORCE BECAUSE ACCORDING HIM SHE HAS BODY ODOR... AFTER A MARRIAGE OF 4YRS ...IF YOU WERE IN THAT WOMAN'S SHOES WAT WOULD YOU DO??...AND ON THE MAN'S PART ...IS IT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO DIVORCE YOUR WIFE COZ SHE HAS BODY ODOR??

is dis an imagination? Give us d source

Crazy lovers in mixed emotions.

U mean atheist cant even make their relatives see reason with their BIG BANG THEORY. Why then do they spend their time proving it in nairaland.

May be most of them are disowned by their relation for their falacious belief. HOW CAN THEY CONVERT NAIRALAND WHEN THEY CAN'T CONVINCE THEIR OWN. Shey blood is thicker than water

So idowuogbo waz born wit a wel developd bwest, so te im wama come colect

666 is the product of 111 and 6.
666=111*6

Abia state ,home for rogues

gov Orji bigest rogue

commisioner biger rogue

permsec big rogues

aba boys the rogue boys