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FamilyRe: Photos; 4 Year Old Girl Who Was Reported Missing For Days Has Been Found by enitiObanke(m): 3:34pm On Jan 12, 2016
.....praise Jesus!!!
PhonesRe: Sim Registration: Crowd At Zaria MTN Office by enitiObanke(m): 4:18pm On Jan 10, 2016
khadaffi:
As painful as this may sound, you cannot port that number to another network because as it stands now you are not the owner of the line. The evidence that you own the line is when its registered in your name. This affected me when etisalat blocked my line then for this same purpose.
Forget that talk abeg,...... Chartey, go to another service provider's friendship centre, port the line and register it there at the same time. It's very very do-able.
PhonesRe: Sim Registration: Crowd At Zaria MTN Office by enitiObanke(m): 4:13pm On Jan 10, 2016
Welcomme:
Bros, this porting of a tin, is it dat pple can still call u with ur mtn number redirected to the other network u ported to? Or is it another name for just saying change of sim without having anytin to do with d old sim. Cos, wallahi, I am tired of mtn and their stoties but I hav got no choice cos it is my biz line. That line is the only address all my customers know.
Guy,....2yrs ago I ported my airtel line (0802*******) to Etisalat. I retained the same number, but now I load it with Etisalat recharge cards. If I have issues with the line I go to Etisalat, and not airtel. You get it now?
When I port my mtn (08036******) to Glo this week, I still get to retain the same mtn number, but now it's operational on a different network, Glo (so I begin to load the line with Glo recharge cards). Ordinarily, my contacts will still assume my 08036 is a mtn number.
It's like removing a plate number you like from your Accord and attach it to newer car, maybe a C-Class, but you register it afresh with the C-Class.
Lastly, please your contacts from your mtn sim before you port oh!
PhonesRe: Sim Registration: Crowd At Zaria MTN Office by enitiObanke(m): 6:28am On Jan 10, 2016
ejibaba:
Some peeps are already turning it to a money making scheme. I beg them to block me or deactivate the line I will just dump it and port to any available network.
Guy if them block or deactivate yor line you can't port it again after that. Best thing is to port it while you still can, and revalidate yor sim registration with your new network provider....
PhonesRe: Sim Registration: Crowd At Zaria MTN Office by enitiObanke(m): 6:22am On Jan 10, 2016
AndLeo:
Both MTN and NCC are incompetent. I don't understand what the hassle is. If NCC don't know how to regulate they should borrow a leave from CBN.
Yea, NCC is the reason mtn can treat Nigerians like shit in a service-driven industry. And that minister of communication, Barr. Shittu, whose destiny and purpose in life is to act as mtn's advocate (within a week of his appointment as minister he slashed mtn's fine by a whopping 25%!). Personally, I see Mr Shittu as the weakest link in Buhari's cabinet.
It's not too much for mtn to work 24hrs at this period so as to ensure sim registration validation is done with ease by Nigerians.......
Spending hours in a queue to revalidate sim registration is dumb,......Nigerians please port that all important mtn number to either Etisalat, Glo, or Airtel while you still have the chance!
PhonesRe: Sim Registration: Crowd At Zaria MTN Office by enitiObanke(m): 6:11am On Jan 10, 2016
Chartey,....they born you with mtn line ni?
Am in the same shoes as you are at the moment, I have had my mtn line for like 10 or 11yrs. Dutifully registered my sim sometime in 2014, but recently was told to go revalidate my passport photograph and fingerprint.
I spent last week in Sokoto, Sokoto state, and I went to the only mtn office in town twice last week. On getting mtn's sms that their offices would be opened 7am to 10pm this weekend I decided to try again Saturday evening ard 7.30pm. The place was locked, insolent guards told us (at least 50 of us NIGERIANS!!!) that they have closed. What happens to being open till 10pm?
I called mtn customer care on 180, the customer care agent was speaking boonkers, put my complain on twitter (to both mtn @MTNNG/MTN180 and NCC @NgComCommission; this is like 10hrs after, no direct response from either organisation) there and then, while standing in front of their gate.
One thing is for sure; I won't stand or even sit on a queue for more than 45mins just to register a sim in Nigeria,.... I no fit!!!
I will simply use up my mtn data b4 this Friday and port the number to Glo jeje,.... I no fit shout!!! I did the same to my airtel line 2013 April when airtel was guzzling my data like a V8 drinks petrol,..... I simply ported the number to Etisalat, I have not looked back since then.
Nigerians wise up oh, sim/number portability is one of the best things to happen to us after per second billing since the advent of GSM in Nigeria.

PoliticsRe: DSS Invites Faleke And Mohammed Audu by enitiObanke(m): 6:52pm On Jan 09, 2016
nicedas:
guy fade abeg, Christian can never b my governor, after igala, ebira r next.
.....animal. If your parents sent you to school,..... you are a total waste and a disgrace to our great Nation.
PoliticsRe: DSS Invites Faleke And Mohammed Audu by enitiObanke(m): 6:48pm On Jan 09, 2016
NobleAngell:
Mohd Audu, your popcy mentioned in his will that u become the heir to his throne abi?


Mr Faleke I think you need to chill. The constitution states that you become the governor IF YOUR LATE RUNNING MATE WAS DUELY SWORN IN AS THE GOVERNOR. But that isn't the case for you. So dear come back next year you never know, you just might get lucky.






Quote me and lose a tooth. Yes!
.... Babe you are entitled to your opinion sha, but one thing is clear, the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria isn't open to private interpretation, not even by a Supreme Court Judge,....except by a panel of Supreme Court judges.
Objectively, it's a dicey situation. Faleke should pursue this to the Supreme Court, whatever the eventual outcome, it simply stands to enrich our democracy. Rotimi Ameachi would never have been a state governor where it not for his firm belief in the judiciary and the rule of law.....
PoliticsRe: DSS Invites Faleke And Mohammed Audu by enitiObanke(m): 6:47pm On Jan 09, 2016
[quote author=NobleAngell post=41816726]Mohd Audu, your popcy mentioned in his will that u become the heir to his throne abi?


Mr Faleke I think you need to chill. The constitution states that you become the governor IF YOUR LATE RUNNING MATE WAS DUELY SWORN IN AS THE GOVERNOR. But that isn't the case for you. So dear come back next year you never know, you just might get lucky.

.... Babe you are entitled to your opinion sha, but one thing is clear, the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria isn't open to private interpretation, not even by a Supreme Court Judge,....except by a panel of Supreme Court judges.
Objectively, it's a dicey situation. Faleke should pursue this to the Supreme Court, whatever the eventual outcome, it simply stands to enrich our democracy. Rotimi Ameachi would never have been a state governor where it not for his firm belief in the judiciary and the rule of law.....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Babafemi Ojudu As Special Adviser Political Matters by enitiObanke(m): 7:27am On Jan 07, 2016
.......in the days when TELL was TELL, Babafemi Ojudu and 2 or 3 other journalists were the ones who made TELL a household name during the military dictatorship of Babangida, Abacha, and the regime of Obasanjo. Babafemi Ojudu made his name at TELL Magazine......
Its a good appointment,......a square peg in a square hole.
PoliticsRe: Muslim Women Protest In Kaduna - "Free El-zakzaky" - Photos by enitiObanke(m): 9:00pm On Jan 05, 2016
tintingz:
My only fear is El-Zakzaky and Nnamdi Kanu should not die in custody, Nigeria should be ready for season 3 war. cry
....you are obviously a kid. And secondly, you do not know Buhari. Anybody that underestimates Buhari does so at his or her own risk.
CareerRe: Thousands Of Workers Lose Jobs As Visafone Winds Down Operations by enitiObanke(m): 7:39pm On Jan 05, 2016
Keneking:
Amazing action by the company. Telcos have reclaimed their possession being data market. CDMA's can relocate to the villages with their dial up or VPN connections ....


Where is lalasticlala sef grin
Guy, pls find out. Most developed countries (found out about the USA) use CDMA technology for mobile telephony, not the GSM technology we use here. CDMA is clearly the way forward.....
PoliticsRe: Kaduna, Warri, Port Harcourt Refineries Now Produce 6.7m Litres Of Fuel Daily by enitiObanke(m): 7:22pm On Jan 05, 2016
.....the devil is in the detail. I find something fishy about this claim that 3 refineries are churning out 6.7mil litres daily at the moment. Throughout last week, the news from NNPC was that Kaduna refinery was outputting 5mil litres daily, are they now saying warri & portharcourt are producing only 1.7mil litres daily?
AutosRe: For Lovers Of Mercedes Benz C Class by enitiObanke(m): 12:42pm On Jan 04, 2016
Pls how much can you land 2008 E350 4Matic in Lagos from Cotonou, original duty. Also, same model year, E350 (not 4Matic).
Pls see the attached pix.....

Car TalkRe: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by enitiObanke(m): 4:13am On Jan 04, 2016
Segadem:
There are two brand of vehicles, Toyota and others.
.....yea, that's because you haven't driven a Benz long distance before.
PoliticsRe: Who Funded Apc's Presidential Election?:Nigerians Should Learn To Ask Questions by enitiObanke(m): 11:57am On Jan 02, 2016
signature2012:
This is not the issue of wailing but asking a sincere question.As we all know #dasukigate was used to fund PDP campaign,now ask yourself,dont you think their will be #APCgate where the money for funding the campaign came from?
Dasukigate alone couldn't have funded PDP campaigns in the 2015 general elections, in fact am certain that Dasukigate won't account for more than 5-10% of PDP spendings in the last election. Let's wait with our hearts in our mouth until Buhari's probe gets to NNPC, then Fed Min of Finance, and lastly CBN.
RomanceRe: She Hasn't Said Yes But She's Asking For Money by enitiObanke(m): 1:33am On Jan 01, 2016
Met this lady a while back, gave her a ride. At the point of disembarking, we exchanged numbers, but she said she doesn't want unecessary calls. Called her like once weekly over a 3 weeks period. In the 4th week this transpired between us;

Girl; Jerry?
Me; It's jerry u av bin trying to reach?
Well, dis is Fra****, frm S*****. Am not a corper oh!
Girl; Hehe,sori,gudmrn,jerry is helpin me seek 4 biz transporting motor @ S***** thr, i didn't save his num n i need ur help cash wise,aving a pressin need of 10k,pls can help,thank u

.....obviously she didn't even save my number to begin with. That was the last the insolent lady heard from me.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Media Chat (Video) by enitiObanke(m): 7:45pm On Dec 31, 2015
sameer1212:
Lol.. Dude chill. Just wait and see how things unfold,I never told you that today will be the day I will see you?mind you, am not threatening you and I never said I will do anything to you. But what am sure,is you will not be able to say a word when we meet face to face. Karkadamu, walahi it took me only some few days to get information about you and if you think am a bloody civilian like you, then you are in for along thing. Kasan sai angwada akesan nakorai.
Whoever you are, you are a slowpoke!
If we were allowed to own firearms in Naija as obtains in USA who born you well to refer to anyone has a bloody civilian even if you are the chief of army staff.
Empty barrels make the loudest noise,.....you are a nobody.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Media Chat (Video) by enitiObanke(m): 9:19pm On Dec 30, 2015
.....how many hausas do we have resident in eastern Nigeria compared to the number of igbos in northern Nigeriahuh
Obviously you are at best a slowpoke,......let the destruction you wish for begin in your father's house!
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by enitiObanke(m): 6:03am On Dec 30, 2015
YourMain:
Virginity is so overrated it's actually ridiculous.
.....you see 'one' bah? She finds virginity 'overrated and ridiculous'!!! By their ****** we shall know them.....
CareerRe: 8 Categories Of Jobs That Can Frustrate The Life Of Nigeria Graduates by enitiObanke(m):
10. BEING........
PoliticsRe: REVEALED! N850m Was Paid Into Buhari Access Bank Account – Dasuki by enitiObanke(m): 5:55pm On Dec 29, 2015
Kenshinmunac:
Oboi, this one na bush meat done finally catch hunter. grin grin
......the average Nigerian youth is so lazy and gullible.
A paragraph in the write up said; ".......addressing newsmen". The next paragraph claims these same faceless dudes are pleading for anonymity.........
If they truly have anything credible to spill, they won't be grandstanding. Buhari doesn't scare easily, you can't scare Buhari at all.
PoliticsRe: Obanikoro Replies Sahara Reporters by enitiObanke(m): 5:27pm On Dec 29, 2015
Obanikoro has not addressed the any of the issues in Sahara Reporters allegation at all at all;
*ekitigate
*dasukigate
*N1.45billion into multiple accounts traced to koro
Obanikoro, you are at best hiding behind a finger,....when it's your day in court we shall have you here, by fire by force. Ask Alhaji Umaru Dikko.
.......and to imagine that Koro would have represented Lagos in this Federal Cabinet instead of our brilliant and indefatigable Fashola is GEJ had succeeded in buying for himself a 2nd term!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Welcomed At Calabar Carnival In A Warm Manner by enitiObanke(m): 1:38pm On Dec 29, 2015
[quote author=TonyeBarcanista post=41449918][/quote]If being in charge of a hydra-headed ministry like Transportation as presently constituted is a mean feat to you TonyeBarcanista, then this is the most glaring manifestation of your credentials as an Ameachi-hater. Nay, tell me, has any minister whether from Rivers or the entire Niger Delta ever been saddled with so much responsibility in this history of this Nation? If we must draw up a list of super ministers in recent times in Naija, we do come up with only a very short list; Ngozi Iweala/Fashola, and Ameachi or Ngozi Iweala, Fashola and Ameachi.
Although you won't like to admit this, the new NDDC is an Ameachi lackey,........made by Ameachi, and hand picked by Ameachi!!!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Welcomed At Calabar Carnival In A Warm Manner by enitiObanke(m): 1:22pm On Dec 29, 2015
shota:
He never developed Rivers when he was there for 8 yeas . He squandered Rivers money .
.....if Dr Peter Odili in his 8yrs as governor of Rivers state had done 40% of Ameachi's work, I bet he wouldn't have had to purchased that Supreme Court injunction (which his wife, a Supreme Court Judge arranged for him). Go figure the rest out 4 yourself.....
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Welcomed At Calabar Carnival In A Warm Manner by enitiObanke(m): 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
The man with no political value in Rivers state and Niger Delta.
......haters unlimited. TonyeBarcanista, you dey deceive yourself. He has the trust and confidence of his boss, Baba Buhari,......that sure counts for a lot in politics. If Ameachi's protégé (Dakuku Peterside) loses the River's gubernatorial rerun, perhaps then I will begin to take your political analysis a bit seriously. Until that time, the jury is still out on the relevance or irrelevance of Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Ameachi (Honourable Minister of the Federal Republic).
AutosRe: Urgent Sale: Clean 2006 E320 For Sale (price reduced) by enitiObanke(m): 9:05pm On Dec 28, 2015
laptopsale:
Engine pix
Guy this ride is overpriced at N1.4mill. It's tokunbo with clean papers is at most N1.9mill.
Mind you, it carries the old 6 cylinder 12 plugs engine, it guzzles more petrol than the 2006/2007 6 cylinder 6 plugs engine. At least shave off N300k from yor price......
PoliticsGoodluck, Jonathan! By Sonala Olumhense by enitiObanke(op): 3:41am On Dec 27, 2015
The comma in the middle of my headline converts it from a name to a remark or a sentence. As in prison sentence.

For I predict that by this time next year, the best-known bearer of that name, Nigeria’s former leader Mr. Goodluck Jonathan, will be serving one.

In the closing weeks of 2015, what was sometimes conveniently dismissed by his supporters as heavy criticism of Mr. Jonathan has proved to be fair. That tragedy is that he did not run a government; he ran a no-rules and no-responsibility bazaar to ennoble, and enable, the shameless privatization of Nigeria’s resources.

A case in point (and the only envelope to be opened so far): what some people now call Dasukigate: an arms-purchase scandal anchored by the National Security Adviser (NSA) Sambo Dasuki through which federal funds meant for arms for the military were being distributed to the well-connected.

It is unclear when and how it became the business of the NSA to purchase military armament. Nigeria’s appropriation laws and practices do not reflect that.
Scandalous, but Mr. Jonathan superintended it.

To worsen the scandal, the star of Jonathan’s cabinet, Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, confirmed early in December that she had also transferred into the hands of Dasuki previously-undisclosed “new Abacha funds of about $322 million” for “urgent security operations.” It is unclear where those funds came from.

Remember: In June 2014, Liechtenstein returned $227m to Nigeria, to which Jonathan responded with a committee of cabinet to determine how it was be used. Nothing was heard of the Liechtenstein funds thereafter, but Nigerians at least knew how much was involved, where it had come from, and when it arrived.

Three months earlier in March 2014, Switzerland repatriated $380 million, bringing that country’s total Abacha loot return to over $1billion.

The point here is that until circumstances this month compelled Okonjo-Iweala’s confession, nobody had ever declared the return of “about $322 million…with another $700 million still expected.”

In various commentaries over the years, I have argued that contrary to the tale being told by government officials—especially Okonjo-Iweala—Nigeria has recouped billions of Sani Abacha dollars, with no evidence they have been used for Nigeria. The casual, and illegal, transfer to NSA Dasuki of $322 million by the tag team of Jonathan and Okonjo-Iweala demonstrates the point.

With no legal authorization of any kind, in a democracy supposedly governed by specific structures and laws, the Finance Minister gave $322m to the NSA Minister. Read her statement closely and observe how she carefully tried to steer attention away from the quality of the crime with the promise of future riches: a forthcoming $700m that would presumably not be distributed among politicians, but “applied for development programmes as originally conceived.”

But these are not the things that Mr. Jonathan was saying in the United States a week or two earlier as he marketed his “Goodluck Jonathan Foundation” at the Presidential Precinct in Virginia.

The Precinct has the potential to do a lot of good work. Managing Director Neal Piper writes: “The Precinct offers an interactive and engaging learning experience that connects leaders – allowing them to share their expertise, collaborate, and build on ideas and lessons learned here and around the globe. Our goal is for participants to learn skills that they can apply in their home countries thereby helping them reach their goals and aspirations while transforming the economies and governance where they live. The Presidential Precinct allows them to make connections that will help build their personal futures.”

You read that convoluted construction carefully, and it is clear that the mission of the Precinct is muddled up between its obligations to former leaders such as Mr. Jonathan, from whom it obtains its limelight; and its nod to future leaders, for whom it seeks its political legitimacy.

Mr. Jonathan was the wrong client, and although The Precinct said it was helping him to hone the message of the GEJ Foundation, that plan is undermined by Mr. Jonathan’s political record.

The former Nigerian leader did not tell his audience about that first envelope: Dasukigate, let alone such forthcoming envelopes as the Ministry of Petroleum Resources, the Transformation Agenda, Sure-P, or the broad daylight rigging back into office in Ekiti State of Governor Ayo Fayose.

Instead, and here is the video of one of the public events, he told the curious story of how, when he was young, Africa was “considered the dark continent,” a misunderstood concept he wants to change through his foundation to make it “a light, a very bright continent.”

He tells the story of his economic triumphs and how he transformed Nigeria into the biggest economy in Africa within five years on account of his reforms. “We reformed the private sector.

So many sectors. We reformed our power sector. We reformed the agricultural sector. We reformed our oil and gas sector. Our industrial sector...
Watch the video: “We involved young men and women in the private sector. We mentored them, encouraged them to set up small businesses, macro and small and medium scale enterprises in terms of light manufacturing, processing…food items, and also the service sector and it worked wonderfully well…”

“[Mentoring]…Our philosophy was that every young person that is keying to our programme in five years should be able to employ two to five others but when we started that programme under two years some of them could employ up to ten, even more…”

It is true that in April 2014, Nigeria’s economy became Africa’s largest when it was rebased to include in her GDP industries such as telecoms, airlines, film production, information technology, and online sales. None of them had anything to do with Jonathan or his policies.

On the contrary, his government’s “reform” initiatives were often betrayed by his government. Unemployment soared; power supply worsened. Stealing received Mr. Jonathan’s official stamp of approval; merit declined as a currency; his government shared out money meant for combating the insurgency in the North. His was Nigeria’s most incoherent government since 1960.

When did Mr. Jonathan implement the policies he speaks about in the video? Where are the figures to back up his claims?
In what year or in what local council area did he encourage young graduates to go into farming—a programme he claims has been so successful that doctors, engineers and lawyers have switched into it?

In his mix of misinformation and disinformation, the former Nigeria probably imagined he was in Nollywood, where fiction has no consequences.
But this is the same mindset that ruined his years in the presidency, and for which he was rejected at the polls last March.

The envelopes, please. And oh, Goodluck, Mr. Jonathan.
• sonala.olumhense@gmail.com
• Twitter: @SonalaOlumhense

Source;
http://saharareporters.com/2015/12/26/goodluck-jonathan-sonala-olumhense
BusinessRe: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by enitiObanke(m): 7:21pm On Dec 26, 2015
utenwuson:
lol! I no need all ds numbers! no where in my state Kogi dt fuel(petrol) isn't sold above 150 naira! idieeeeeet
Lol. I feel your pain Bros. I called the DPR dude in charge of sokoto now, and when i told him only NNPC Mega and A.A.Rano sells pms for N87 in the entire sokoto town the man burst into laughter.
The implication of his laugh? Truth is, DPR is part of the problem!!!
PoliticsRe: The 30 Vehicles Donated To Army By Shettima (pics) by enitiObanke(m): 7:35pm On Dec 25, 2015
abumeinben:
30 vehicles, 340m?

The moto na diamond dem use do dia tyre?

Abi dem dey fly?
Guy these are rugged near military-grade Toyota Land cruiser 4x4,.....not the everyday luxury land cruiser whichever itself costs more than N14million a piece.
It's mostly used by donor/foreign organizations in Africa for rough terrain.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Olunloyo Tweets On Who Killed Bola Ige by enitiObanke(m): 8:27am On Dec 24, 2015
This woman is super clueless,......and a raving lunatic! If Obj killed Bola Ige, who are you Kemi that Obj will confess to you that he murdered Uncle Bola? Knowing Obj, will he even confess murder to God his creatorhuh And Omisore,.......seriously it's now I believe Kemi Olounloyo has lost it completely, no sane Yoruba person would this about Omisore Iyiola. Am sure the only reason why anyone still grants her audience is her father's name, which she still answers. Let her drop that name, and she is no better than a fish out of water.

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