₦airaland Forum

bankulizer:
Oh my love for Thuraya! My dad got me one in JSS1..................A senior later scammed me out of it 2 years later. .

Lion!!!

mayorkyzo:
Instead of you to think of how to do hot jobs from now till end of April, you've already decided begging is your last option.. Carry on

In another post here on NL it was lady begging for 22k to complete her 35k school fees!

kosasly:
The price in Nigeria will be hell

And buhari's cohorts will still use stolen money given to them by their oga to buy it.

Pointblank09:
If you allow the rod to control you, you will meet yourself in the eyes of the public and the rod will be gentle.

He should face the music.

Lesson: whatever you cannot do openly don't do it secretly.



BTW: There are many girls in the University that will voluntarily sleep with him. #FACT!

Do u know whether this lady in particular package like Roman goddess?

The NA at it again!,...just the way the Dapchi movie directed by the NA and produced by the FG costs $5m!!

NwaAmaikpe:



Isn't this ho supposed to be busy in her husband's house?
With the energy she spends playing Lai Mohammed and Femi Adesina to her ill-trained, mannerless scum of a sister; I wonder the strength she has to give her husband spousal attention.

Cee-C is a dysfunctional weirdo with lots of anger inside her soul.
She has a short-fused brain powered by a bitter spirit.
She thinks slower than she talks and is deluded to think the world revolves around her short legs and yansh pads.

CeeC failed law school and performed abysmally in WAEC.
Surprisingly she's scoring high in BBNaija votes because trash sells.

Say no more sir!,...this is what I call fertality in MK!

Dunno about y'all, but something is telling me that this guy is a faggo.t!

SalamRushdie:
No wonder you will knack some big stout and it will be like you flush your purpose in life away

Lols!...as in ehn!

Some taste like dey bitter leaf make am!

emiwanlee:
D man na goat

Bross no talk like dat!...u know wether the woman na heavy weight boxer?...weight of blow no be by age o!!

BrightEye:
daarh! abeg what is the meaning of 'cancelled', I am currently wearing that no.1 boxer and I am scared.

She mean she will not poke u if u are still wearing no.1

Shedrack777:
i don't mind shoving my abunnan inside his/her abunnan

Faggo.t!

HolyHero:
Who wouldn't want to hit that?

Just think of the weight loss stretch marks that will be on her body...

obaataaokpaewu:
What if he was a Ghanaian or any of our neighbors, would they have done same? Do they do same to our citizens over there?

Like I said, it's the proper thing to do. But due to the lack of respect for us and how they "see us finish", they will not report to us.

karlboss:
I concur Ramsey Noah is just too good after I watched dangerous twins my respect became 100%. Ramsey Noah has been in the game for long have you watched the movie blind trust?

Am not that a nollywood fan, but his last movie I watched was '76

jemmabond:
I read somewhere Ramsey Nouah purchased the rights to Living In Bondage for a remake, but nothing has happened so far. Personally I'd prefer to see a movie version of Basi & Company, it was funny, but still relevant today.

I know Ramsey will kill dat role, he's the best among the 2nd generation of Nollywood actors. Watch him and Segun Arinze in 'Oghenekome', a TV series.

obaataaokpaewu:
Meanwhile, letters has been sent to the embassy of Denmark intimating it that Lagos State Police Command is investigating Mr Peter Nelson, a citizen of Denmark for an alleged case of murder.
Is the emboldened necessary?
So our embassies all over the world are also notified anytime a Nigerian citizen is arrested across the world?

That is truly the proper thing to do.

Does this woman have brothers at all?...if am her brother i'll make sure I send him to coma for 3months, if I can't do it i'll hire area boys to do it for me...what nonsense!

HeWrites:
Omo

The Last pic though

She go good to poke abi?

I think it's time Nollywood starts to remake it's old classic movies that made name back then...but unfortunately, we only have few of them.

TheUpsetGirl:
I wonder oh... can't do all these just to impress a Nigerian bastard

An American bastard nkor?

emmyid:
In Nigeria, big bro would want to show seniority and his domineering nature by scolding you and warning you never to catch you with a girl, talk more of bringing her home.

His Dad even played Soul music for them? Well, my Dad wouldn't do that for me at that age though.

Some brothers go wan collect the babe from u sef!

remi1444:
This political Romance between Saraki, Dino and Akpabio is alarming. My advice to Dino; a child doesn't measure the length of the d..ick with his father. The 2 "Agu" you're rolling with are way 2 bigger than you. Being Senate-mate is a different ball game with Political/Life-mate.

As a politician isn't it better to affiliate with people with stronger political might than u?..

I just pray the Danish embassy here in naija won't go and bribe our Nigerian police to let the guy go back to his country.

The idiot go don get like 192 orgasms with em 70 virgins for hell fire now!

MENZPRIDE:
I think a picture of what he saw would have been better in helping us understand his sudden fondness for "romantic" names !!!

Spoilt shild!

habsydiamond:
o boy eh....so dem no fit marry nao....ogaa oo

Why dey no fit marry?...so long they are no blood related, dem dey free to marry.

habsydiamond:
I don't understand ooooo....who suck breast and who breast suck.....

The boy mama breast fed her daughter in-law when she was a baby.

Viicfuntop:
The funny thing here is that she may be the one saying the truth.

She's saying the truth and running?.

Ikwokrikwo:
How can someone be snapping pics and thanking God in an accident where 2 people died? Only a typically selfish Nigerian will do that.

So he should not thank God for sparing his own life?.

NonFarmPayrol:
They don't need to



A dozen f16s can take down the sh!thole


They will smoke all military establishments before they wake up

Just 3 F16s is enough actually.

OneCorner:
diz guy no fit fvck diz girl finish i swear

See the babe waist na!!!

NwaAmaikpe:



What is this world turning to?

See the brezz of a 25-year old.
Even Aunty Kemi's brezz is still pointed.

Joke Silva's brezz is still erect.
Does it mean that men of this generation suck brezz differently from men from Olu Jacob's generation?