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Whaaaat!!!!

With all this scarcity of husband?

240k
Learnt not to involve in shaddy deal

ceejayluv:
Please what's the town and location?

I just learnt the virus might be a weaker strain now as compared to when it first started in China and Italy.
Somewhere in akwa Ibom

Vicvalentine:
Lol, is that what you call corona , that’s child’s play then.
Cos I had this loss of taste and smell sense for 3days and I got better without any medication

Thank God for you.
If you were to be tested,the result will be positive.
Congrats

Almost everybody in my town had suddenly lost sense of taste and smell with fever.infact everyone is sick here and I am suspecting it to be corona

boyjo:
Why this thing come be like fiction for my eye??

fiction ke. .abi you want make I connect you to her? She is married now

There's this girl each time she walked my street, I told myself I must call her . This happened for many times and I didn't have the boldness to call call her . It got to the point of placing a Course upon myself"if I don't call her next time make God punish me or thunder fire me" hmm. Yet still, here come the pretty angelic underage girl that has given me all the green light and signals but I couldn't still call her upon all the courses . I pray to God to remove those courses upon me sha.
One faithful day the BOMB!!;as she was coming, I didn't know who made that essssss sound. She just turned and approached me. Oboy see shivering and ghost pimples with sweat all over me.
Look The lines:
Her:did you call me?
Me:I said yes(but I ddnt)
Me:good day, how are you?
Her:I am fine
Me:please I just wanted to be your friend
Her: sorry I have boy friend
Me:you can just manage me na
Her: you don't love me, why do you say I should manage you with someone else.
Me:I will write you a letter tomorrow
Her:okay till then

To my surprise she gave me a peg right on my right cheek Hmmmm..I was like awww so sweet

I use to believe there's heaven and hell.
I use to believe women give birth through anus.
I use to believe there's network of road in the sky for aeroplane

Hmmm!!! So na Cobra I saw. ..Thank God oo

It happened to me too. The level of their English eh will make you think you are dealing with a genuine staff. I told Him that I will go my bank and rectify the fault. They insisted if I don't do it now I will have to contact a lawyer . I told them I am on my way to the nearest branch. thats how they disappeared pam

IN ALL WE GIVE THANKS TO GOD.
God have mercy on Humanity mbok

When I look at pix like this eh, I notice We are just like any other animals

Brainwashed, next generations will be laughing at this post

We will survive this because we(Human)are very very intelligent. We can't die like chicken

Oh C boy. God will help u

But no single black skin dead has been reported.

Probz:
You might want to get a brain first. Anuofia.

Idad!

Probz:
It’s common knowledge to anyone who knows anything about biology.

Mr too know explain it to a Layman like me. Don't just assume with the excuse of common knowledge.
If you can't please just shut the hell up OK

Probz:
It’s a well-known fact that women have stronger immune systems. There’s no bias there. You village idiots really need exposure.

you that is exposed,please you explain with facts how women have strong immune system?
or you heard someone saying it and you just believe it like a fool.

I am suspecting women scientist in this case

Pascopele:
Which of these statements hurts the most in a relationship?

1. It’s over between us
2. I never loved you
3. You are not good in bed
4. I’m in love with someone else
5. I was just playing with you

no so she tell her friends that she want to use me, but behind the scene we Don plug the socket Tey tey

Antoeni:
Trust me this na scam so they can actually Embezzle the 650 million they had Already Requested.

Still, Nigeria no dey take last . we must follow carry Coronavirus and dey news.

Las las we go win am and Life Continue .

Scam ke
This our mentality is even more dangerous than the coronavirus disease

eodavids:
By being a Nairalander, it is safe to asume you are enlightened. If such is the case, pls note that in situation like this, you are duty bound to give people hope.

Tell all who listen to you or read your post that there is hope for humanity...

the fact is we are not gonna life forever. In the near future one of such will wipe off humanity. so we have to prepare for it because it's the fate of humanity

Oh! humanity has gone extinction

brainwashed, non of those things will take you to hell

wetin fly dey fine for pikin toto ,when him mama carry broom the fly go see am

you can't cheat nature. Our system was designed to be nourished every day. what's the need of unnecessary fasting?

johnkay1:
She belongs to bleachers club

said what na?

genetically modified cassava. .not that good for consumption

Has it disabled screen shot?

yes give her but don't fail to collect your share of the cake.