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mechanics:
If the pregnancy test is negative, why are you worrying yourself?

Watin concern virgin with pregnancy test? Positive or Negative? Or you didn't read the post before you commented?

ifysimple:
Did you check the name on the result?

Does pregnancy stick have name?

Victory662:
I've known this babe for over two months now. She's 21. Each time I try to have sex with her, she always comes up with an excuse that her mom said she will buy her a car if she marry as a virgin.

In my mind, I was contemplating dumping her or getting serious asap and tie the knot until I was shocked by the pregnancy test result I saw in her handbag.

The test is actually negative. We are on quarantine, so I still made another move after seeing the test paper and she said that fvcking same thing. Omo, I don't know what to do oo. Wether to confront her abi make I just port.

Simple, leave a pack of open condoms in your wallet. if she sees and doesn't confront you, don't confront her. just start seeing other girls. Get unattached, but don't dump her. and never ask her for sex again. Let her mind run wild

stupidity:
You don too deh disturb her na


She had to go check if you haven't impregnated her already. Some guys cannot be be trusted

I swear to coro you be ode

Donate or dashing our current government?

uchman:
The answer is on the last paragraph...

We joke with everything in this country.
Those countries evacuating their citizens has been in this Covid 19 war before us,
they know exactly that this is not war female run,
holding their breast...

We are not serious here...
There supposed to be lockdown yesterday in Anambra state but my people moves around freely,
just that markets closed.

I was imagining this lockdown to be what I used to see on Facebook in other countries where you wont even see 1 person on the street but everybody was moving freely yesterday...

Me I even go mechanic go repair my car but we still dey lockdown...

Yea me too. went to watch a movie

Bullet01:
I no say na phone that guy go carry the money buy. Na lier him be

Its his money na. he can buy anything he likes

abumeinben:
Great...

Na B-Side clean like this? E don tay wey man reach there o

Clean ke? Benin?

Mikelarteta:
If scientists receives€5000 monthly and Christiano Ronaldo (GOAT) pockets €2M monthly why CR7 no kuku find the Okolovirus cure naa.

What does this have to do with anything??
you literally made 0 sense

How much is latex glove again? Using stick and no face mask is just stupid

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
That 2 years for even reduce
Assuming say she plead guilty as a sharp and smart girl

Anyway 2 years not bad
She fit even leave jail before that two years. Because some times it can be calculated day and night

It is calculated day and night

Depends. Right now, i don't really see the need, but that might change later on. if i am fortunate enough to have a kid beforehand, i don't think i will get married

johnad3:
you be mugun nah where did you see me writing (s) at the back of scientist? you be ode

Look a low life

evergenuineshop:
So the virus no dey infect animal?

Its a zoonotic virus, so it can be transmitted between animal's, insects and humans.. it actually originated from animals.

lonlytroy:
Same germany that rejected my visa application... I just dey laugh

So? if you have a good reason for applying, they wouldn't have rejected it.

edlion57:
Nobody is talking about solution..why just only the preventions

Because it's a virus, it has no solution. It comes and goes, so the best solution is to prevent it spreading further. So when those persons infected are either dead or no longer have the virus, the number of infected would gradually reduce until the virus becomes history. Its like having the flu, you can either stay indoors till its gone, so start sneezing on peoples faces and spread it.

To do what?

Shugavee:
There is absolutely nothing like a broke / lazy good man. You can never know the real him till he has some money. You can never know if he’s faithful, except he got money in his pocket!!

So ladies, don’t waste your time, if he doesn’t have a source of income, he is a waste. Always remember that your time and attention is an investment, don’t waste it on some dude who got just sex to offer. Don’t let people single shame you that you go for anything and don’t ever agree that you can only offer sex. They know you have a lot to offer.

YOU ARE A WOMAN!!

And some persons actually liked this trash?? You are a lady, so say i had all the money in the world, what can you literally offer me that wouldn't make you a sex doll??

Look at the confidence you used in typing this rubbish!! " if he doesn't have a source of income, he is a waste"..

If you still ask your guy for money, You are a waste and a sex doll hypocrisy in the highest order.

Shugavee:
a broke dude will hide it , till he has money heard of many stories !! Guys r natural liars n decievers

Madam close your mouth and stop saying nonsense here. Guyz are natural liars and deceivers ke What are ladies then? Gold diggers, hypocrites who literally invented deceit.. Close your mouth before i close it for you.

DenreleDave:
I did.. Girl kiss man, man run outside.. Shit

I swear that one shock me

DenreleDave:
1.. It is too long

2. I know u r lying

3. it will end in tears 4u


4. You are stupid guy.. Abi what kind of weak men are we producing in this nation.

B4 na lady them dey kiss wey go run outside but I kon hear man again. Lady kiss u, u run outside...

Are you mad? Are u a pussy?


Ahn ahn, lady kiss u, u run outside. Instead make u kiss am make she run outside..


Moreover, have u forgotten corona virus is ravaging lands and u still kissed.. I would have advise the authority to quarantine you and ur boss gf but I am scared, una rubbish go continue inside quarantine room if left alone


Froshloaded, where r u

make we sing for this guy na

paix:
Are you in any way suggesting that her grandmother is a THING?

You want to cause trouble where there is no trouble abi?

Yenefer:
Animal cruelty

Leezah:
What is the oldest thing in your house??
My great grand mother's dish

Your grandmother's dish or your grandmother?

dangotesmummy:
how can you compare a human being to an animal

When the human being looks like an animal

His church should be burnt down. Aswell as everyother churches out there that their sole purpose is tithes, offerings and sowing of seeds.

Kimzo:
So you want Messi to score against a team he has never played before, How do you expect Messi to score against Sunderland, you sef sit down, relax con reason am...

How is that our concern? whata holding him from going to the premier league?

dangotesmummy:
no baby is ugly.when God made every thing he called them beautiful so who are you to say every of God's creation is beautiful and good when he has called them so

So if i see a monkey, i call it beautiful?? God also said we should not lie na

dangotesmummy:
she learnt from tboss experience.


So the Same animals won't call her baby 'ugly'

But the baby was ugly na

Akunwafor:
The generationbof bad ones are gradually disappearing.

A day will come when we'll have only graduates in the force.

Nice joke

yusfatedeeprof:
And some people will say "oh it's not that fatal, it only affects older people..... Please don't you have older people in your family?

Oh it's not as bad as media portrays it, it's just like a common flu..... And everything everywhere around the world is shutting down? ..... Ok o it's a common flu

Even though we should be happy that people are recovering from this virus we should not forget that it kills too and also HIGHLY contagious

So?

But wait, what on earth is this doing on FP??