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TravelRe: Drunk Driver Kills Nigerian Man 6 Weeks After Arriving In The US (photos) by Enumerator(m): 9:36pm On Jun 05, 2022
cheesy
inoki247:
Japa gone wrong....
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Goes To Buy Ice Cream After Shettima Said He Should Sell Ice Cream by Enumerator(m): 9:24pm On Jun 05, 2022
cheesy
ChoCho54:
See this eleyi? grin

So you are supporting osunbande to eat ice cream at this age.

Na Jedi Jedi go disqualify am for primaries las las
PoliticsRe: 2023: Club Pauses Music To Preach Peter Obi's Presidency (Video) by Enumerator(m): 5:24pm On Jun 05, 2022
I tell you!
Joezinho:
In a saner clime, Peter Obi should be questioned and locked up about the activities of SARS Awkuzu during his tenure as a governor..
PoliticsRe: Rukayat Shittu: 26-Year-Old Lady Gets APC Ticket For Kwara Assembly by Enumerator(m): 5:08pm On Jun 05, 2022
cheesy
BritishNaija:
What if I say big god?
PoliticsRe: Rukayat Shittu: 26-Year-Old Lady Gets APC Ticket For Kwara Assembly by Enumerator(m): 5:07pm On Jun 05, 2022
You said it all
barbstee:
That's courageous of her

But how was she able to get the ticket?

She must be the daughter of someone or related to somebody
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Campaign Organization: The 11 Northern Governors Are Nigerian Patriots by Enumerator(m): 4:58pm On Jun 05, 2022
I tell you
Fahdiga:
This one is consoling himself having seen the handwriting on the wall. Tinubu should back down and support Osinbajo. Osinbajo's presidency is still his presidency
RomanceRe: MY Girlfriend's Sister Is Acting Strange by Enumerator(m): 10:51am On Jun 05, 2022
cheesy
uthlaw:
The 3 of you are mad!
PoliticsRe: Group Photo Of APC Presidential Aspirants by Enumerator(m): 10:48am On Jun 05, 2022
Haha

cheesy
Buharifan:
Tinubu Looking Humbled In This Group Photograph Of Presidential Aspirants

APC should give this man ticket please.
PoliticsRe: Jolly Mood After Meeting of South-West APC Leaders (Photos) by Enumerator(m): 10:45am On Jun 05, 2022
Abioo
BafanaBafana:
He is the VP. He has work to do
PoliticsRe: LAMIDO: Buhari Working On Amaechi/Lawan Ticket by Enumerator(m): 10:37am On Jun 05, 2022
Confirm!
Esseite:
Honestly, no right thinking president would opt a Tinubu... what is there to opt from? What are the qualities you are picking out?.. he only controls the vocal minions, he does not even control the SW..

- Age is not right..
- Method of leadership is dictatorial..
- Family and lackeys nepotism..
- lack of tolerance for opposition.. what really?

Verdict: its either the northern candidates are stepping down to form a consensus on Lawan or they are push their luck on Amaechi.. The reason is "how do you expect someone who claimed to make you before power, respect or serve you with power"... its almost impossible.


Vote right, vote labour, vote Peter Obi...
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Is Meeting With APC Presidential Aspirants In Abuja by Enumerator(m): 9:31pm On Jun 04, 2022
I tell you
datola:
Osinbajo is the man of the moment.
RomanceRe: Giving Your Man Money Will Make Him Lazy - Counsellor Advice Women To Be Stingy by Enumerator(m): 9:28pm On Jun 04, 2022
Said it all
Kollins11:
My advice for every men round the world reading my comment right now.

Please do not borrow or dash any woman your money... If eventually you wanna help her with your hard earned money pls don't hesitate to fvck her like a beast before offering financial help... Fvck her as if rapture is about to take place tomorrow.

These creatures that bleeds in between their legs every month are nothing but parasites.. Don't give them free money. Make sure they work (fvck) for it before giving them your money.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Meet With APC Presidential Hopefuls Tonight by Enumerator(m): 7:28pm On Jun 04, 2022
cheesy
chinjo:
Hope Ask rock clinic have drugs o because someone might collapse tonight
PoliticsRe: APC To Punish Tinubu Over Utterances Against Buhari by Enumerator(m): 7:23pm On Jun 04, 2022
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Malory:
Tinubu's greed should be a case study in our higher institutions on how not to play God. It is obvious that Tinubu is suffering from diarrhea of the mouth
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 39 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Ibadan by Enumerator(m): 2:11pm On Jun 04, 2022
You said the fact and not about advocating for them at all, it is what it is

The stupid president way by hinself talk am on national TV say job no dey anywhere,it doesn't matter if you have PhD, Masters or any degree, no job at any level of government at all, according to him
MostImportant:
The problem is Nigerian government has failed to nip the issue on the bud. How many jobs have Buhari created since he came into power? Whether anyone believes it not, the street of Nigeria is very rough and people must survive.


PS: I'm not justifying crime but situation can push one into.
RomanceRe: Should I Shoot My Shot Or Let Her Be? by Enumerator(m): 1:55pm On Jun 04, 2022
Gbam
Joezinho:
My guy, let her be oooooo..

It's easier to see chilled water in hell fire than to meet a good Nigerian girl..

Peace of mind is bliss .
PoliticsRe: Screening Panel Recomends ‘Safe List’ Of 13 Aspirants. (see Names) by Enumerator(m): 12:15pm On Jun 04, 2022
cheesy
ambale:
smiley smiley wink Na Indonesian women u dey do abi
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Blasts Reno Omokri For Comparing Her And Nkechi Blessing To Tinubu by Enumerator(m): 11:32am On Jun 04, 2022
cheesy
ObosiUkwalla:
Reno the idiot got it hot from Tonto.

Meanwhile, Tinubu is now seen as a leper no one wants to be likened to grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Meet APC Presidential Aspirants, Reveal Preferred Candidate Sunday by Enumerator(m): 11:23am On Jun 04, 2022
Confirm!
adioolayi:
This won't happen..nothing like revealing or backing anyone.

The atmosphere is too tensed rightnow for PMB to openly back anyone in front of others..

I believe it's just a round table talk to advise those who knows they don't stand a chance to rethink and Stepdown..so that APC primary will be less cumbersome.

I also believe, it will be an avenue to admonish contestants to accept in good faith the results of the Primaries...so that APC remains one United family going into 2023 elections...they have a common "enemy" in Atiku...APC needs all his soldiers to stand a chance of defeating him

Old men knows better.
RomanceRe: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Enumerator(m): 11:09am On Jun 04, 2022
Olosho in the making or Already!
BoredBerry:
He's a meal I wanna eat... tongue

I don't want a serious relationship... I just really like him... grin

Besides I'm 19... Ain't getting married anytime soon... Never want to... So my relationships don't lead anywhere...
RomanceRe: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Enumerator(m): 11:08am On Jun 04, 2022
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DoggoneDogg:
Dear Olosho,

If you didn't want sex with your numerous exes, why did you enter a relationship with them?

What happened to just being friends with them?



Waiting for the next lie...
RomanceRe: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Enumerator(m): 11:06am On Jun 04, 2022
You are 19 so your infatuation is understandable but your eye go clear soon sha

cheesy
BoredBerry:
Just came back from the market... Went there with my landlord's son... This afternoon he saw me going out and asked where I was heading to... Told him... He asked if he could accompany me and I said yes! He was getting a few things too (a mop and buckets and so on...)

I've never spoken to him before... I thought he was an arrogant self-absorbed snub... Not my type... He's a few years older... I'm nineteen so he's between twenty one to twenty three... Very fair... Has curly hair which he dyed dirty blond but left the roots black... Pierced both ears... Dad is a police man... So it's insane he allows his son go out looking like a yahoo boy... grin

Anyways... He and I trekked a little... We barely spoke... I was extremely shy... grin

We stay in a very quiet predominantly hausa- fulani- yoruba muslim community... After some minutes we finally stopped a bike... He said we would ride together... I told him 'No'... I never tried that sh** with my exes and sure a as hell wouldn't start with him... But after waiting to no avail... I relented... grin

It was uncomfortable and extremely exciting! Being really close to cute guy! A lot of bad thoughts but I was also scared a neighbour would see he and I and report us to my mum... grin

We got to the market which is extremely disorganized! We split up... He went his own way to get what he wanted to buy... And I went to the stalls selling tomatoes and pepper and bought some onions from a mallam...

He and I met again... He asked if I was done so we would head back to our compound together... I told him I had to grind them cause the blender at home was faulty...

In the market... There's a section where yoruba women grind tomatoes or egusi etc... We got there... The lady I chose cause her engine was the cleanest started to tease us... My landlord's son is an aje-butter... He was choking turning red... grin

It felt good... Cause he was a bit humiliated which made me confident...

The woman asked if we were dating... I couldn't say no... Kept laughing throughout... He didn't say anything.... I think it's a good thing... He made it seem as though we were together...

We finished there... Started talking really well... He's funny... Smart too... Plus he's cute so I enjoyed us being seen together as much as being with him... grin

We went to a cold room to get some chicken... Nothing much happened there... He paid though... I refused cause I had the money... But I couldn't make a scene... We later spent the money on sweets and soft drinks... Which was fun...

His mum called... Asked him to go to his aunt's wine shop to get something... I didn't follow him cause it's already late... Went home alone...
PoliticsRe: Screening Panel Recomends ‘Safe List’ Of 13 Aspirants. (see Names) by Enumerator(m): 11:02am On Jun 04, 2022
Wahala foe who dey toast naija women
ambale:
This APC primary just be like when you dey toast naija women

She go dey dribble you until she finally agrees grin
TravelRe: Nigerian Woman, Sarah Soyemi Brutalized By Canadian Police Officers (Photo) by Enumerator(m): 10:55am On Jun 04, 2022
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Munamoqel:
na the Canada wai Nigerians dey sell property and resign to travel .think we'll she might be a bank manager now selling tea in Canada
Science/TechnologyRe: How The Giraffe Got Its Long Neck (Pictures) by Enumerator(m): 8:22pm On Jun 03, 2022
This is not the reason as backed up by Darwin's Evolution Theory which states that they got it through their adaptative reaching out for their food on tall trees by stretching their neck
Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1620002/giraffe-iconic-long-neck-evolved-make-head-better-weapon-discokeryx-xiezhi
PoliticsRe: Tinubu And Osinbajo Disqualified From APC Primaries? - Farooq Kperogi by Enumerator(m): 7:55pm On Jun 03, 2022
He's every reasonable and sensible Nigerian's man!
God1000:
Osinbajo cannot be disqualified, he's my man
PoliticsRe: Okada Ban: Lagos Crushes 2,228 Impounded Motorcycles (Video, Photos) by Enumerator(m): 6:08pm On Jun 03, 2022
cheesy
tellsblinks:
They should do same thing for kekenapep
PoliticsRe: Adamu Garba: Tinubu Was Betrayed By Osinbajo And SW Govs Not Buhari by Enumerator(m): 5:56pm On Jun 03, 2022
cheesy
ajekpaks:
bread
PhonesRe: Who Pays More For A Whatsapp Call? The Caller Or The Receiver? by Enumerator(m): 4:24pm On Jun 03, 2022
A typical naija girl, dem don carry dem parasitic mentality enter whatsapp
I had to ask this question because believe or not, a girl flashed me with whatsapp call. She literally called me and said call me back and hung up. I laughed so hard. I tried explaining to her that both parties were billed at the same bytes per second but she won't believe.

It was funny sha, I go still yab the girl well.

Who flashes on whatsapp?
PoliticsRe: Babachir Lawal Tackles Tinubu Over Comment On Buhari by Enumerator(m): 4:23pm On Jun 03, 2022
Na to stone am to death remain cheesy
MadamVanessa:
shocked



It's game over for Tinubu.


Someone Northerners respect so much and worshipped ,you came and say you single handedly made him a president. What an insult, infact to northeners, that's blasphemy.
PoliticsRe: Babachir Lawal Tackles Tinubu Over Comment On Buhari by Enumerator(m): 4:21pm On Jun 03, 2022
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PrinceOfLagos:
One by one, Dem don dey go

We've frustrated Tinubu into shooting himself on the foot and I'm loving it grin cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Babachir Lawal Tackles Tinubu Over Comment On Buhari by Enumerator(m): 4:20pm On Jun 03, 2022
Confirm!
Creamypie:
All the people he made were made for his selfish, personal ambitions, and not for me, or the masses

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