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UbanmeUdie:




Gov. Godwin Obaseki of Edo state, should be courageous enough to emulate what Mr. Fayose has just done.


This is laudable!



Cultism is evil and no cultist deserves to live.
The death penalty is divine.


God bless Gov. Ayo Peter Fayose for taking this bold step in tackling this evil called cultism that has almost hijacked the entirety of many Nigerian Youth.

On point!

Lagos is Yoruba land.

Tell any body I say so.

Its the truth. Has always been and will always be.

CastedDude:
A young man identified as Abdulmalik Kabir Yaro, has died after he was allegedly beaten by a gang of boys in Malumfashi Local Government Area in Katsina State. According to Maiwada Dammallam, the young man passed away on Monday morning (yesterday) after he was attacked by the gang for trying to prevent them them for seeing his younger sister.

Below are some parts of what was shared on Facebook;

YET ANOTHER SENSELESS MURDER

This is Abdulmalik Kabir Yaro, a wonderful son of my friend from childhood. Abdulmalik lost his younger brother to leukemia about 4 weeks ago. This morning he’s dead, killed (read, executed) by a local gang. Abdulmalik’s offense which earned him death sentence in the court of this gang was his effort to stop the wayward gang from seeing his young sister who’s hardly the age of courtship.

The gang somehow cornered Abdulmalik and beat him up to pulp yesterday. He was rushed to the hospital in coma and gave up the ghost today around 11 am. This is not in Katsina, Kano, Lagos or Port Harcourt, this happened in the heart of Malumfashi, my sweet serene hometown. I’m devastated!

That the victim was my son while my hometown was the theatre of this ungodly violence, made it even more disturbing. That it’s another crime induced by passion and possibly drugs when Nigeria is debating yesterday’s callous murder of a young man by his wife in a case of domestic violence made it even more tragic and cause for concern.

My heartfelt condolence to the parents of Abdulmalik for the tragic lost of another promising son when yet to overcome the pain of an earlier bereavement. Allah ya jikanshi da rahama.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/young-man-dies-attacked-group-boys-younger-sister-photos.html

Even his face shows he's the peaceful type.

Obviously, he did not look for trouble but trouble came to meet him. He did what every sensible young man ought to do, preventing bad people coming close to his innocent young sister.

May his soul find rest!

If the thing is not working, they should abort the idea.

Pupils should not be fed with kwashiorkor inducing meals for goodness sake.

When President Buhari introduced school feeding programme, this is not what he meant.

Marvellouzkk:
Am walking away from APC Wahala

Wow!

CharleyBright:
It is a booming business in Abuja. Armed gangs posing as drivers and passengers and robbing unsuspecting passengers.
But what I don't understand if true is the use of POS to rob. That will be a foolish thing to do, as all POS are tied to an account,- an account is tied to a name and BVN. If robbers rob and use POS to debit accounts, the account tied to the POS is credited. All police investigation requires is to trace the account tied to the POS, and the criminals can easily be identified irrespective of the fact that they withdraw the money.

You have a good point

CROWNWEALTH019:
How I wish it was naija

How can you wish it was naija when our president is "young" on the seat of power??
He's just two yrs old on seat, compared to Mugabe who stayed 37yrs old already.

Common, you aren't correct

tsdarkside:
how can they accuse the army??....as if they can win a case against a army of a nation...they said they dont have it in their custody...period.....just give the money already and end the case of cownunu....

Bros, do not be delighted in celebrating the hullabaloo orchestrated by the Kanu/Army issue.

Every matter that goes to the Court of record, like the very one in issue here, must be used to establish a precedent which guides courts on how to go about similar matter that may arise subsequently.

If the Army tell lie and get away with it in this case; or if Kanu's lawyers tell lie and get away with it in this matter; whichever way, a precedent will be established to guide the court on future matters with similar ingredients.

AS AN UMPIRE, THE COURT MUST ASCERTAIN THE FACT(S) AND SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT BECAUSE TUE WILL LIKELY CONTINUE TO BE LEGAL ISSUES INVOLVING THE N.A AND CIVILIANS, EVEN WHEN "KANU v. N.A" IS FORGOTTEN.

IT MAY AFFECT YOU IN THE FUTURE, SO, SUPPORT JUSTICE FOR POSTERITY SAKE, DON'T BE OCCUPIED BY YOUR HATE FOR KANU.

THANKS

designVATExcel:
You're very welcome.
Microsoft Excel is very broad and no individual can master all the functions.
Here's what I advise most Startups & SMEs.
Identify what you need Excel for, could be:
1) Tracking Product Sales (Revenue)
2) Tracking Inventory (if you sell physical goods)
3) Income / Expense tracking
4) Budgeting
5) Petty Cash Management
6) Customer / vendor / supplier Database (storing contact & other info),
Etc etc etc
Then with this we can provide a customized tutorial video and sample Excel Spreadsheet to solve that need. The video will teach you the functions related to that area and the spreadsheet will perform the task.

This way you save time & are more productive.
As a Nairalander let me know which areas and I'll freely create the video & spreadsheet.

MY REPLY:

1) Tracking Product Sales (Revenue)
2) Tracking Inventory (if you sell physical goods)

kidman96:
Fellow Arabs are suffering in Syria and Iraq. Dying of hunger and and thirst

You are on point.

Religiously, this adds up to the many things that brings the wrath/anger of God on a people, generation or nation.

MADNESS, ISN'T IT?

THEY SHOULD NEVER PLAY SUCH MADNESS, OR WE, THE SANE IGBO PEOPLE WILL TAKE IT ON THESE MISCREANT IGBOS THAT SEEMS TO HAVE SEIZED TO REASON WITH THEIR BRAINS.

#PMBMUSTNOTBEHARMED#

MrDickman:
Well to me it is. You won't realize it until after 5-10 min and u eja****te. Ya'll just have to know that that thing you die for called vagina is just a warm muscle that _wanks your dick (same thing ur hands does during masturbation). Asides that, it has nothing else to offer. The way guys die for this nonsense called vagina makes some girls to feel super and special as if its gold. Let them go to hell

Nice thread OP.

There is nothing special about it if not for the procreation that results therefrom.

The trivial feeling associated with the exercise is nothing but emotional pseudo-enjoyment that matters little to reasonable persons.

But, with the attendant infections derivable from the exercise, one has better reasons to abstain than to indulge.

pocohantas:
You mission in that state is to serve, it's not to start your local government meeting with a married woman. I know that feeling of meeting someone who understands your language in a strange land, but some spouses are insecure and irrational. So, we all should be careful of how we associate with married people.

I expected you to distance yourself from the woman and all the side talks, instead you are planning to sue the husband. Didn't they give you those security talks they give corps members?

Please, face your PPA and CDS.
Pass out in peace.
Your family loves you.
We love you too...

Do you love yourself?

You are wise

psalmson001:
I concur with ur neighbor. As long as nobody has approached u physically to accuse u, its just mere "dem say dem say". So keep ur calm........ Also i suggest u inform ur ClO or sub CLO or even ur LI about the issue just incase tinz later gets out of hand.

To balance your comment:
Ask him to tell you in confidence THAT HE DIDN'T DO IT

NaijaNeedsRev:
Her Husband made Sexual Assault Allegation On This Corper

Good day Nairalanders! I'm a corps member currently serving in a north central state. There's this hairdresser in my street whom I did rapour with. I mean just an open conversations. She happened to understand my language, the reason why we talk. To my utmost surprise, my male neighbour called me few weeks ago to tell me that my gists are in the mouths of the people in the street, that the said woman's husband had sent her packing because he claimed she's having an affair with me. I was shocked because I am innocent. Though my neighbour said people are already fighting for me in my back.

As I am a man of my ego and integrity, I perceived this as image tarnishing then I was planning to pick up the issue and Sue the husband but my neighbour got in my way and said since the man did not enter a face-off with me, I should not opt for that. #your kind pieces of advice Pls!

Here's the advice:

While the lady/wife hears your language and you maintained raport with her; have you any report at all with the husband??

Because there must be a language (local or English) which you can use to have a conversation with the man (husband).

But, in this instance, you may not even be acquainted with the husband, yet you have affirmed you maintain a "RAPORT" with the married woman.

If you go to the court on this issue, you will lose the case and your service may be jeopardized.

You are not a lady, and the lady is not into hair cut kind of saloon, so your report with her may be such that you visits her business place as well as call each other on phone regularly and engage in long conversation such that she have come to be fund of you and this may have taken a toll on her matrimonial household.

The husband, I presume, is not entirely a fool and may have observed some salient changes in his family. He may have talked to his wife to avoid crisis, but like situations of this nature, the woman may be adamant.

The husband may know more of what involves you and his wife than you are ready to admit here, so whatch your self and be very careful. If your hands are really clean, pray that you complete your service peacefully while you lie low from now on. If however your hands are stained, then pray hard and seek for pardon from God and from affected persons.

YOU WILL BE MADE OR MARRED BY WOMAN IF YOU DON'T AVOID THEM!!!

For me, its His walk on the water and His rebuke of the storm.

Can I add another pls?
Am fascinated by JESUS-CHRIST.

designVATExcel:
Using Microsoft Excel In The Workplace

Microsoft Excel is an indispensable tool for any business. We all use it, either to create Reports for our boss or to track our daily business activities.

Most Employees however struggle to use Excel.

Excel is ideal for Storing, Analyzing & Presenting Business Data. Below I'll explain each of these in more detail:

1) Storing Data:
Microsoft Excel is the No. 1 Business Tool for storing Company Information - from Textual data like Employee Records, to Numerical Data like Sales Numbers; spreadsheets like Excel provide an affordable "Notepad" to store data.

Employees can take advantage of "Excel's Data Form Functionality" to ease the process of entering data into Excel.
Data Forms provide a user friendly way of entering data into a spreadsheet without having to scroll through cells.

2)Analyzing Data:

Microsoft Excel has inbuilt formulas that enable employees better analyze & retrieve data.

For Instance, Monthly Sales Records can be analyzed to obtain: Top Selling Products, Top Customers, Top Salespersons, Top Selling Month. Basically enabling you draw insight from numbers.
Excel Pivot Tables enable employees summarize & analyze large Data Sets with simple button clicks.
Textual Data functionalities can be added to assist with data retrieval. The employee can easily & quickly (both useful in determining efficiency) extract any business data -

a) Customer's Contact Information
b) Patient's Medical Record Number
c) Product's Rack/bin Storage Location, etc.

This not only saves you time, it increases your efficiency making you more productive.

3) Presenting Data:
In addition to analytics, Microsoft Excel supports the creation of Charts, Graphs and other illustrations.

As the Idiom says "a Picture is worth a thousand words". Charts easily depict trends and make "sense" of numbers.

Humans are generally able to infer meaning from these quicker than from figures.
Presenting information into Graphs allows employees visualize the info, helping them understand it better.

For instance: plotting Monthly Turnover figures or Product Sales Numbers allow companies compare progress over time, easily spotting upwards & downward trends

Graphics also give life to Reports & Presentations. All Employees at some point have to create reports, either to present to their team, or to submit to their superiors. Either way Microsoft Excel steps in as the tool for the job.

- Using Percentages to present Sales Target achieved;

- Using SUM & other aggregate functions to calculate Total Income generated, Sales Income per category;

- Using Bar & Column Charts when presenting budgets, Actuals vs Proposed Spending;

Excel is an immensely Complex Business Tool that has many more functionalities than listed above. However it's flexible nature enables Users mould it to suit their specific business needs.

Source: http://designvat.com/FAQ/Microsoft-Excel-For-Business.html

Thank you for this timely piece.

Iam familiar with 'word' but not with Excel. I had never paid serious attention to Microsoft Excel, until now that I have business-related tabular work to be performing.

Pls, can you guide me on how I can colonize Microsoft Excel and perform the functions?

I appreciate this piece. It's important to me, as I now have interest in venturing full time into palm oil and palm karnel business.

But, with this big players on ground, how much chance of success do starters have?

That is uncalled for. How can Ndigbo be such unreasonable?

President Buhari already has a running mate and PYO has been performing well as the V.P. on what ground should the later be dropped for an Igbo replacement?

No need to believe this though. Fake news are now filtering into this forum, unlike before when we read only authentic reports. That is how they report Alex Ekwueme dead the other day, only for it to be confirmed false the following day.

DanseMacabre:
Them just do you 'Welcome to Lagos'.

He said "10th November, yesterday" do you buy that

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Muckross1122:
A Nigerian man with the username @aduks_ on instagram, took to his instagram page to narrated how he fell victim to “one chance” operators and lost N150,000 To fraudsters within two weeks.

Below Is What He Wrote On His Instagram Page:

How I got involved in one chance bus and how 150,000k turned to paper in my pocket within 2weeks. I'm posting this so that y'll will learn one or two things from my horrible experience. It all started on the 3rd of November. It was around 8pm that I entered a bus that was going to iyanaipaja from oshodi I never knew that have enter one chance bus, the bus have 7 passages on board with a man wearing military uniform sitting in front of the bus. Just before we got to cement bus stop two of the guys inside the bus pointed gun at us,they asked for money when they collected it they demand for our ATM card, they told us not to scream or else they will kill us.. The driver drove to the near by ATM point and asked us to withdrew all our money. They later let us go myself and two other woman. I had to trek home that night but thanks to God for my life. As if that is not enough, yesterday 10th Nov I got another shocking experience of my life in Lagos. Because of the incident that happened the last time which made me run out of cash and I have allot of pending job so this took me to the point of selling some of my garget just to meet up with my client. I put a call through to my friend for some money in which he gave me. So yesterday I packed my system and some other stuff took it to computer village in Ikeja because that's the only place in Lagos that I know I can sell it. On getting there I went inside a shop after several bagging I sold the gadget. After everything I was having 150,000k with me so I got a bus that's going to abulebegba and it was inside the bus that I notice that the money inside my pocket have reduce this made me brought the money out and to my greatest surprise the money had turn to a paper shaped in size of money and covered with 1k... I could not cry non scream i was just laughing. This is my sixth years in Lagos have never experience such horrible experience in my entire life not to talk of going through it twice in 2weeks. I'm presently distabilize both physical and mentally but I believe in God that he will see me through.

Check It On His Instagram Page Below:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbRwIQbBtnD/

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2017/11/man-narrates-how-he-lost-n150000-to.html

When is "10th November" pls, am confused. Is it yesterday

Whenever I see a headline of this nature, my fears is that our president will get bashing from Nairalanders

Who did the programming?

This falls among those things that suggests for one to plug out his eyes and block the ears.

Haven't we seen and heard enough already?

It even got to front page

Is this not waste of resources?

Am sure he excretes/pisses smelly substance like other normal persons.
Or do he excrete golden substances

Well, God gives us wealth in other for us to enjoy; but wastage isn't part of enjoyment, am sure.

That is what China can do very well.

But some Nairalanders are projecting the same China as having overtaking the U.S.A. both as world power and as best economy in the world.

China still identifies with fake and infringing products. How can people say China is now the world leader in every thing

Greenville990:
I have been with this multinational company for about 8months now.

What I have seen is way beyond the imaginable. The very fellow I report directly is full of crap.

Gross misconduct at highest level. I wonder how he rose to his position.

You might say I'm beefing, but how would you explain a man that have sex in the office while we are in the rest room. He also speaks terrible grammar.

Anyway these attitudes and more come to the notice of the America born boss of ours.

Initially She will confess saying how on earth did she give him that position. Then she threatens to get him out with all powers that she has. The next the you will see Mr Misconduct will travel for two days to his home town. Finally he's back and oyinbo is back to factory settings

@GreenVille990

Do your best not to be corrupted by the evil acts going around you @ your working place.

Learn as much lessons as you can while it goes on; but remember you will not work there forever. Therefore leave a good record in that office, such that when you find a better job, you record will stand in your Favour.

Life is a collections of seasons, so learn the good lessons God intends for you in this season. But, do not be corrupted by the evil ones.

As you watch your "supervisor" others might be watching you also. Thus, you must live above board. To not point out someone else's faults without correcting your own faults.

But if your supervisor engages in office s*x, then his ill-convidence is much. You may have to produce video evidence of such to convince some Nairalanders

Mediablare:
It is no more a News that some people from different regions are more eager to have Nigeria dissolve into different Republics and they are working days and nights to make their dream realised, with hope that Nigeria will be better off when separation sets in.

Thinking such a move is the best option to move Nigeria forward and have it develops is nothing but satanic, evil and cruel which if allowed, will only make some richer and put many in danger.

This is because, there is no easy separation of a country and those taking the front roles and asking for it are not only residents in Nigeria. Above all, they are just trying to make use of the masses to fight for their self-interest.

What many need to understand is that Nigeria is not the problem and our togetherness is not what makes us a developing nation but the Nigerians themselves, those who partner with foreign enemies to assassinate all those who have vision to make Nigeria a great Nation.

Scrapping of 36 states and going back to six regions, will it change the nature of people and make Nigeria a better Nation? If that is the option and what the Nigeria governments agreed upon in a peaceful manner, so be it. But the government needs to be very vigilant and be watchful of all the activities and movement of those agitating for OOdua Republic and Biafra.

Their calls and declarations are having foreign sponsorship and their agenda is evil. So, if their activities are allowed to escalate and nothing is done to it, they will make Nigerians pay with their blood and the cause will be on the governments, for not doing the right things in the right time.

Source : https://mediablare.com/blood-will-flow-if-nigeria-is-allowed-to-dissolve/

Op, you have a point, but:

If you actually intend, (as I assume) to pin point major threats to Nigeria's unity and progress, then COME BACK TO THIS THREAD AND INCLUDE FULANI HERDSMEN AND THEIR EXCESSES IN VARIOUS COMMUNITIES IN NIGERIA. They are more perilous than the two you mentioned.

If you fail to mention the herdsmen menace in this your thread, you will portray yourself a biased individual.

NManonymous:
How do you control sexual urge when you are single..?

Are you a guy or a lady

That picture you display isn't decent at all.

Rokia2:
You could start by changing that pic on your profile cuz am pretty sure you wan:k off to that every night.

Wow!
You look...

Time to work for 2019 election is ripe now.

Perhaps, no need to raise fund this time.

"After three days, I went to ease myself only to see white pus from my joystick that morning. I was so surprised. My heart started beating and I rushed to my phone I googled it and I got things like UTI, gonorrhea, staph, HIV. I was really scared. I called her, she came and she was normal. I didn't tell her about it. I just wanted to find out if she purposely gave it to me but she seemed like she didn't know. I travelled home to see my mum.
I went for test spent about 3k for urethral swab, blood test and urine analysis.

It came back positive for Staphylococcus. I was so annoyed at myself for not using a condom the same time relieved that it was negative for HIV. I spent a total of 9k on drugs and injection and I came back home. Mind you, I bought two packs of condom in case.

I like this girl and she likes me but I wasted one week treating the staph without telling her and if I tell her now she would see me as a bad person and I don't know how she would react if I tell her she gave it to me. I'm really confused because I don't want to lose the relationship. My mind is telling me not to tell her and continue using condom( she's very sweet) but I love her and I don't want it to be harmful to her but she may decide not to give me sex again. I'm worried.

Please for matured minds okay. Its really important, life is at stake.
Thanks."

Here is the mature comment:

1. Do not celebrate, at least not yet. Because HIV may not be detected so early. You may wait next six months.

2. Tell the girl involved how much you love her and that you don't want to lose her, but that there is a threat already- then you show her the result of your test you did which confirmed the staph. The result will convince her that you weren't carrying the disease until you met her.

3. You must be ready to marry her, ad you claim she is "sweet". You shouldn't leave your sweety for another person. So be ready to sponsor her treatment.

4. Go ahead, even if she is carrying any disease, so do you now. Congregations for finding your own life partner