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Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by Epi: 6:59pm On Mar 15, 2009
food, hmm, the smell of the kitchen
FashionRe: ~What Hairstyles Ave You Tried & Loved Or Regret Ever Trying?~ by Epi: 6:13am On Mar 15, 2009
I love African box braids. however, i am unable to smile (2 days) after braiding
FashionRe: My Designs. by Epi: 6:07am On Mar 15, 2009
@poster

I can't do better so I envy you. I buy my patterns (99 cents/indian stores) and take the credit. Shhh, don't tell anyone

See you at the top
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Doing Right Now? (the Status Update Game) by Epi: 5:53am On Mar 15, 2009
waiting 2 take the last batch out of the oven, then hit my sack
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by Epi: 5:50am On Mar 15, 2009
steve, goodass, amigoz et al
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:26am On Mar 15, 2009
A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by Epi: 2:16am On Mar 15, 2009
@ Ari, ves, and T

Have a piece of casava bread and chocolate

LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by Epi: 2:07am On Mar 15, 2009
vescucci:
OOOOooh. I see a collosal glacial wall that needs to be cracked at least. Epi, don't mind them jare. Go back to speaking that lingua that we all cannot understand. Keeps everything neat and tidy. Phew. Y'all can start posting again now. Tgirl, I just saw this but I'll sign ur book still.
Tgirl should know that I am "messing" with her or as they say "yank she tail" Yea, back to my ranting on Monday

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Forum GamesRe: What Do You Think The Person Above You Should Advertise? by Epi: 1:59am On Mar 15, 2009
She has a Spanish name. ow about Tacos
Forum GamesRe: The Last Person Post Win! by Epi: 1:57am On Mar 15, 2009
Amigoz:
NL, Epi WAS the winner tongue

Amigoz[b] reigns [/b] grin
hehehehe, you are too much grin grin grin
@ topic

Thank God they are sleeping.  Finally, I am last
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Doin Rite Now by Epi: 1:53am On Mar 15, 2009
getting ready to play on line scrabble
Forum GamesRe: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by Epi(op): 1:50am On Mar 15, 2009
Home Owners Usually Seek Everything


H A P P Y
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by Epi: 1:48am On Mar 15, 2009
mba?? I have to see that Birth certificate becaue u look 15 or 16 years old or maybe you have a cute baby face

@topic

I am sticking to my nope
Poems For ReviewRe: White Skin Black Man by Epi: 1:44am On Mar 15, 2009
Interesting. I like very much

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denex:
So I fair?
Who come bad patapata?
I still dey try
Who come worst pass?

I yellow na�im make me fair
My brother different so therefore E bad
Na you come good because you white
Thank God I manage fair, my own don better.

My sister, you no fit white sh`a try fair
If you no fit fly, shey you go still jump?
Take wig make you wear,see cream sef make you rub
No be God? Black na disease wey get drugs.

Thank you Oyibo, you too try for us
If no be you, we still for dey mad
Thank you say this blackness go soon stop
Thank you O, this madness go soon cure.

But no mind me O, I jus� wan� ask
No jus� mind me at all, but why you dey tan?
If black so bad, why you like am.
E wan� come be say na you sef dey mad.

Sorry O, but E dey somehow
You no like black but you wan� black
Na white better pass, you born half caste
Which kain� palaver come be all that?

Oyibo sir, abeg I know understand.
"Master" please help me explain
Jesus, God, Angel: all na white.
This your "wayo" sef, na today?

Everything wey black jus� bad
Black magic, black leg, even black heart sef
With your skin like overall eczema,
Na you still wan� dey criticize.

But me I never see person wey black before
Me na yellow, my wife brown, my pickin chocolate.
E come be like say na ya own brain black
you no see black but you think black, you imagine black.

So now who come black?
Your coat, your car, everything black
Dye you hair black, smoke your air black,
wear dark shade make you dey see black.

So bros, tell me who come bad.
You wan' come brainwash your slave:
"Black is beautiful"; "black �n� proud"
you forget say black na state of mind.

You don already black finish
You jus� dey shame to talk am
But as you dey resist na ya sef you dey punish.
You wan black, you dey try, so claim am with pride.

"Crazeman wey 'gree don already cure.
So go ask John Hawkins, ask Lord Lugard.
Who come kill my papa, who thief my land?
Black Man!



NEX.
Poems For ReviewRe: Buffet by Epi: 1:34am On Mar 15, 2009
Nice!!! I like
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:31am On Mar 15, 2009
"It's never too late -- never too late to start over, never too late to be happy." --- Jane Fonda
LiteratureRe: Did you Know and Great Inspirational Quotes by Epi(op): 1:09am On Mar 15, 2009
n.b With all due respect, let's not turn this into a tit-4-tat thread.  Please feel free to quote your quote(s)

Did you know. . ,

1922, 15 March
Sultan Faud appoints himself King of Egypt

1961, 15 March
South African prime minister Dr. Hendrick Verwoerd, announces that South Africa will be leaving the Commonwealth when it becomes a republic on 31 May.


Today's Inspirational Quote:

"Keep a good heart. That's the most important thing in life. It's not how much money you make or what you can acquire. The art of it is to keep a good heart." --- Joni Mitchell

"When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you." --- Lao-Tzu

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
John D. Rockefeller (1839 - 1937)

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." --- Katharine Hepburn
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by Epi: 12:36am On Mar 15, 2009
@Tgirl, don't let kay edge you on.  He's a trouble maker. stick with ariblaze plan

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kay9:
Well, well, its ladies' fight, abi? I like ladies' fight. Listen to the start-up:It’s obvious she is in need of a good d**k and even Steven Wonder can see she wants yours . . .  Boy, does she pack a punch! I wonder how Tgirl's gonna reply - hopefully a crazy left-hook. And you Blaze, hope you aren't thinking of chickening-out on this one. Don't even think of disappointing me on this man. Heck, i dare you - i double-dare you to take this without a come-back!!

Mmmh. Ok, enter Level 3 of the Rant Thread. You know. . .
Level 1: Ranter ranting at himself;
Level 2: Ranters ranting at the world;
Level 3: Ranters being ranted at.
Sweet grin
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by Epi: 11:17pm On Mar 14, 2009
after serious thought, Nope he is still a school child grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by Epi: 11:10pm On Mar 14, 2009
What's so hard in googling blah blah blah
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by Epi: 11:04pm On Mar 14, 2009
I'm tired of feeling and acting powerless.
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Doin Rite Now by Epi: 11:01pm On Mar 14, 2009
playing games
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by Epi: 10:53pm On Mar 14, 2009
maybe, hey you never know
CrimeRe: Wife Kills Cheating Husband By Setting His Testicles On Fire by Epi: 10:50pm On Mar 14, 2009
@poster

After reading your article, i thought about this joke

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There was a Rasta man sunbathing in the nude on the beach in Negril.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with
the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "Wha you have undah de newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in Montego Bay hospital in tremendous pain. The
police asked him what happened. The Rasta says, "Me nuh know. I man was
lying on de beach, dis likkle gal asked me a question, den I man guess
I man mussah doze off and next ting I man know is I man deh ya."
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her
"What did you do to that naked Rasta?"
After a pause, the girl replied, " me never do nothing to him?
Nothing at all.
Me a play wid him bird an it spit pon me.
So, me bruk it neck, crack d egg dem, an set de nest pon fire!"
Forum GamesRe: Words That End With "ing" by Epi: 9:57pm On Mar 14, 2009
hurting
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by Epi: 9:56pm On Mar 14, 2009
nah, but she can have my brother
Forum GamesRe: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by Epi(op): 9:54pm On Mar 14, 2009
Creep Repeatedly Attacking Thumping Epi



H O U S E
CrimeA Nigerian Man Charged With Bigamy For Marrying Three Jamaican Women by Epi(op): 9:45pm On Mar 14, 2009
Nigerian accused of multiple marriages

The Fraud Squad arrested a Nigerian man last week, accused of marrying three Jamaican women over a six-month period last year.

Shadrach Momah was arrested during an operation carried out by Fraud Squad detectives and officers from the immigration department.

Momah was reportedly suspected to be involved in a passport racket.

The police say they raided an office occupied by Momah on Ripon Road in St Andrew. While going through some documents, it was discovered that he had married three Jamaican women between last July and December.

One of the women was reportedly taken to Nigeria where they got married.

Investigators say documents were seized which show that Momah has been to a number of countries and has married numerous women.

Momah was then charged with bigamy and appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court on Wednesday. He was remanded. He returns today.

http://www.ngex.com/news/public/newsinfo.php?nid=7897

http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20090313/news/news7.html
Foreign AffairsOsama Bin Laden Attacks 'crooked' Arab Leaders by Epi(op): 9:41pm On Mar 14, 2009
In the recording, broadcast by Al-Jazeera television based in Qatar, a voice purporting to be the al-Qaeda leader attacked "moderate" leaders of Muslim countries for not strenuously opposing the Israeli offensive against Hamas.

"It has become clear that some Arab leaders were complicit with the Crusader Zionist alliance against our people," said the voice, which is yet to be verified.

To read more, please click on link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/qatar/4991580/Osama-bin-Laden-attacks-crooked-Arab-leaders.html

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Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by Epi: 4:00pm On Mar 14, 2009
log off, can see my b/f coming
Forum GamesRe: I Never Knew by Epi: 3:58pm On Mar 14, 2009
I never knew people can change from good to bad overnight
Forum GamesRe: Between Your Legs: by Epi: 3:55pm On Mar 14, 2009
Brad Pitt between your legs

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