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PatrickOkunima:
Correction: Major in the army is a junior officer. Two ranks above Lieutenant (Entry rank for commissionef officers).

you're wrong. a major isn't a junior officer. he's Infact a senior officer. Senior officer starts from the rank of major. like wise a sergeant in the rank and file

GOAT!!! like for GOAT share for midget

I used to think the end of Nigeria is the airport.
I used to think I could beg the automated voice that says your credit is low when making a call..I actually tried it those days early 2000's when the automated voice was saying you airtime is low. I was saying please ma, I beg you in the name of God, I want to talk to NY father, it's very important. lol the call hung up. and I was like wicked woman!!! mstheeew

all round GOAT.. the midget think say na by shaving bear bear

I dey come

Chrisbillakings:
Sent as requested

adamsendowed15@gmail.com thanks

ForeThinker:
Slow down. Life isn’t a race, it doesn’t matter how fast you buy your first house, how fast you get stuck in your career or get that promotion. Take it one step at a time, you don’t have to go to uni straight after high school. Take a gap year, Bleep it, take three gap years. Let yourself have the next 5 years unplanned, because you’ve got your entire life to live. Slow down, embrace today for what it is, thank yesterday for what it gave you and have hope for tomorrow for what it can be.

no time bros

aminusodiq:
Walahi... No b say I no dey like read Islamic tread ooo... But to ask one question and d reply will be acomplined by alot of epistles Hw will I need a yes or no with few Legit explanation and all I see will be long talks its tiring

same here bro,same here. the thing dey taya me

Numerouno94:
Ronaldo more handsome than Beckham? I wish to knw ur definition of "handsome".

lol .exactly my thoughts.. Becky wey fine like say Tommorow no dey

ogbunaigwee:
Will ask her to bleep more if another ten ten million will b coming on board,will not b worried atal,bt wil b freaking out with some sweet younger melanin babes for 5k 5k or 10k to compasate myself.

lol bros na wa oh

Notateflonguy:
How on earth is this an intellectual discourse....you should be ashamed of yourself if this is how far you can bring up an instance

oga face front.

Semaj77:
I once had a girlfriend who said she wanted to know what semen tasted like , so while we were making love she gave me head until I came in her mouth , she then proceeded to kiss me with a mouth full of my jizz. So yeah I've tasted/ swallowed my jizz and it isn't half as bad as I thought it would be but that would be the first and last time I'll do that.


I have another story crazier and more gross than this but I wouldn't want to share that

jeeeezz!! this is gross..Abeg I no fit

Notateflonguy:
You were supposed to be a little bit wise and use a better instance...must your thinking be always Bent...things happen like what??...so if you're on a death bed and your wife is told to bleep to get funds make she go bleep...talk sensibly man

what's wrong with this one are you okay? how is my thinking bent? I know your type, your thoughts are too shallow, you can't think beyond certain limits. Oga vamoose. you can't even involve in an intellectual discourse. your own na 'it can never happen'. I simply asked if it happens, what will you do? you're there forming smart by half digressing. if you don't have an answer kindly STFU!

make i think small

Notateflonguy:
Not realistic ....stop stressing your self on what can't happen...if your wife wan cheat the person fit nor pay her 1 naira self

what is not realistic? what if you're on a death bed(kidney failure) or so and the money is needed for you to stay alive? bro things happen

As for me, I don't think I can forgive her Abeg, she didn't just hurt me by cheating, she also hurt my pride as a man!


what will you do?

Angelfrost:
It's as well she deletes them all... She probably senses you would be a nosy, distrustful spy (a very childish and petty behavior)!!!

Married or not, everyone has a right to privacy, especially phone privacy... Going through a person's messages without permission is WRONG!!!

I don't even understand you guys.. privacy? my own wife? y'all not serious here...I'm suppose to be her privacy and she mine. nothing like her privacy. even a gf I have done everything for and with can't yap about privacy to me..kapish!

see boda wey no wise.


I can understand ladies cheating likewise men because of the high rate of disappointment in this country. person fit just wake up one day and end relationship of many years just like that. so everybody is trying to keep option which will act as shock absorber,should incase; so I don't mind you keeping options just prioritize me/ I should be the main guy. cos I'll likely cheat also but I'll make you the main GF too.


OP i have a problem with your case cos she deleted your chats too. if she had deleted all other chats except yours , you can say you're the main Guy, but she deleted yours too? that means you're not first on the queue and remember the first person in an ATM queue can finish all the money leaving others on the queue stranded. now, you can go find another ATM and make sure you're the first in queue or you continue waiting in her queue.

dumb and anyhow people..

those of you saying a Nigerian girl chats well/ lively when they like you and/or are attracted to you are actually dumb. I mean, must you like/be attracted to someone before you reply like a reasonable human being? I don't just get it. I have always maintained that any lady that replies with monosyllables, worst still abbreviated are super perpetual dummies. well, I don't blame them, I blame we the guys. I once checked through my ex's Facebook inbox and damn I smh for Nigerian guys. so many messages from different guys immediately they saw she was online. she has never answered some yet they keep sending like thier lives depends on her reply. you've been sending someone messages for six months without any reply and you keep sending.. na wa

rocket man is back...pepper them. I no know why I just like am

Pgltm:
Please I need A data scientist that is good in panda for paid assistance in some assignments in my data science course in cousera. I don't mind paying please.

how much did you pay to learn this course?

javanian and other java gurus please help out. I'm trying to develop a cbt desktop application using java. now my question are number 1-20. I used the first jframe for questions 1-10 and a next button and another jframe for 11-20 and a back and submit button. now When I have selected answers of the first jframe, I click On the 'next' button to take me to the next sets of questions (11-20). after selecting all answers I noticed that when I click on the 'back' button to take me to the previous page, the answers I selected on the previous page are no longer selected. I have been stucked there for weeks, trying different ways and googling buy still haven't been able to do It. I'm frustrated RN.

slap44...God bless you for helping others in this period.. followed you from that legend's guy's post yesterday. thought you were bluffing but I can see people giving testimony. although I don't need the airtime but I appreciate your efforts I'm helping people...thanks once more

chukwugoziegi:
Serious possession o but our parents made sure to beat that demon out of us.

I swear

oboi..like we were really possessed when we were kids.
we lived in the barracks, old man was hardly around so na Mumcee dey deal with us. I swear that woman was redhot that time. I remember one evening she sent me to go grind maize for pap at mammy market. na so I carry the thing go, queue been dey so I say make I go play ball small then come back. my people I no know the kind ball I play from 12pm to 6pm. na then I remember say dem send me. oboi, I go the grinding woman side, she said my mum has come to take it since...I asked, since when? she said like 1:30pm. I just begin cry immediately. mehn the beating I chop that day is better left unsaid. I really stubborn no be small. dem go send us go islamiyya we go divert go play ball come chop serious beating for night. chai

lol..my first kiss was from my friend's bae(blessing) on our prom night. that was the one of the best kisses I have received. like say she lick sweet before the kiss cos her lips were as sweet as sugar(no jokes). lol seems her bf found out sha cos me and the nigga just stop dey talk for no reason. the guy begin dey look me one kind. well wasn't my fault, blessing been love me die. and we never sabi bro code yet. and after blessing was my best G.F, since I broke up with her, kissing stopped being my thing.

dukeprince50:
I cant, I Av recorded my voice, I can't believe how horrible it was.
Most times our vocal viberation pass through the canal in the alveolar ridge interfere with our hearing therefore we can't really know how we sound. That's why people who have not left the borders of Aba keep speaking American English not knowing they sound horrible and annoying

I swear even me..all my calls are recorded..so sometimes, i replay them to get some details. I swear I couldn't believe my voice is so horrible on fone

medical student? tufia!!

this is a stupid question.. what rubbish!