₦airaland Forum

vizkiz:
It is not difficult to identify a bastard nowadays.

Just take a look at these kids undermining the post of a father in their lives. The system has so much brought down the role of a father. Making him look like a figure head. Praising the mother alone.

Little wonder we have so many days assigned to praise women and just a day to notice the value of a man (Father’s day). Most times the Father’s Day come and go without anyone noticing it

Same father who worked all his life to take care of his family? Same father who will risk his life day and night just to put food on the table? Same father who paid your fees from the very first day you were born till you started earning your own money? Same father who put a roof over your head and even assigned your own room? (No wonder men die early)

Only for him to be cheated again when he is to reap the fruit of his Labour. Little wonder most of you are cursed. It is because you have offended God and man by being a fool.

Just take a look at the cheap gold-digging girls we have nowadays. All they do is look for a ready made man. So after having kids for that guy, those unfortunate kids will rather take care of her than their father who has worked for money all his life?

What happened to 50:50? To hell with you simpletons.

My mum has done a whole lot for me and I’ll do anything just to make her happy but my dad (bless his soul) deserves as much love and happiness.

Even the 50:50 sef, my dad will still buy gifts for mum from that money. I understand most of you are not from stable homes sha...Una dey use una family problem judge the matter.

how can I like this post more than once!!? like it's very annoying how people undermine the sacrifices of fathers..haba..I love both to a fault but damn! I can't choose one over another

sorry can't relate...which heat? wey cold 1 wound us for kano

Charmingrascal:
"Yemi Alade was looking for journey cos walker/worker had to walk/work"
~ Vector (King kong rmx)


I was like WTF!

wait!!!! Bros,you mean this line doesn't make sense?

Simplebeauty:

Zombies go say na fake news






Please tell a friend to tell a friend that I give cheap loans

like how much?

UnusualJhay:
TBVH Liverpool fans are the new Chelsea fans, they can make noise! !!!!??!

my ear done full! !
what is it!

I swear..very annoying set of people.

omenziate:
Even text sef , my mama no go open am for her phone .In her words “ the person never ready talk “

lmao my mum isn't literate but I know if she was, she'll definitely be like this..that woman ehn

Nigeria is a failed state

smiliyB:
Not really, once in a while...

that exclamation 'omo' is very common with them. it's OMG in korean

smiliyB:
Omo! I can't say what's on my mind right now

lol..you watch Korean series?

mumu..nobody is asking you to sack them. retire them. atleast they have all pass the stipulated 35years in service..na wa for this country

adebayo10977:
So you can go and use the loan to play virtual Abi

virtual keh? na madness? I don't play bet..I need it for something urgent

Abeg where can I get a loan of 30k to pay back in two months time. anybody who can assist or know a platform I can get it should help me..it's very urgent please

koyeni:
Selling

70K?

Orire01:
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Price is 85k
Comes with original charger Warranty Free delivery and payment on delivery within Lagos

still available?

Orire01:
SOLD!!!!






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Price is 80k
Free original charger Warranty on all our laptops Free delivery within Lagos only and it's pay on delivery

still available?

abeg..how much last?

this is Nigeria .it's very possible

udoekere:
Mtcheeeeew audio Grammy.BurnaBoy was underated but I think he is now overrated.if people like wizkid and David can't win Grammy then who are u.

exactly my thought started having this thoughts since 2019..he's now over rated honestly. he previous album were much more dope than the over hyped African giant

NwaAmaikpe:




Witnessing Childbirth is a gift.
I don't mean this from a medical personnel viewpoint but from a man's viewpoint.

It demystifies the hole.
That hole that we toil and labour to get into.
The hole we act like sissies to enter,
The same one we squander our lifesavings to convince it's owner to grant us access.

You'd see a creature struggling to get out of the same hole.

And you'd wonder what the fuss is about that hole. Only then will you realize that it is all vanity...and that the hole is the beginning and end of our cycle as men.

The first time I witnessed childbirth was the first time I swore never to toil myself for kpekus.
Why will I labour to enter something that a baby is labouring to get out of?
If it comes, it comes.

But if you expect me to buy you gifts or take you to eat sharwama before you can spread it for me then check the next compound.

lmao, on a second thought, you're very right. your knowledge on things ehn

not me Sha..e get one class mate like that then, nigga was asked what the formulae for the area of a circle..and the nigga confidently stood up and said circumference..

if this news is true. then Nigeria is a dead case. there's indeed an hidden agenda

BeboNGN:
Hello all,

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Please am not promising you riches or get rich quick scheme, am only interested in people who are dexterous to form a formidable team that are ready to innovate and make great change. Let's walk this walk together.

Peace!

please where's your location? and I'm average in programming. so I don't know if I would fit in. kindly reply.

cut all communication with him/her. delete thier pictures,numbers, block them on all social media ad even thier calls or change your sim. if you're a Lady, cry it helps. if you're guy, hang around with the guys and drink/smoke( if you do). and make jokes about it.

Groovy1993:
I don't understand how people fall in love.
It makes no sense to me.
Only fools fall in love.
It only makes sense if both lovers are fools.

Lmao ...na craze people full these NL

CAPSLOCKED:
CHEI.

lmao this your reply just make person I sit next to for keke napep dey doubt my sanity the way I burst laff.. ...na really chei

guy, you can continue with the r/ship but no too put your mind there cos she can leave at any time besides this your self-condemnation is a turn off. yes! there are good girls out there(so I heard), but money in a relationship is very important. it is like a grease on a bicycle chain. without it the chain will turn rusty and cut with time. believe me, I have been in your shoes before, it's not easy.

he should not over push his luck

SoNature:
What is wrong with you guys?
Are you a lady?
Who asked for your opinion?

exactly, you just took words out of my mouth

[quote author=Manadan0000 post=85998340][/quote]alright, I don't think she's the right one for you. have you asked yourself how she subsides her libido when you aren't around? and besides why are you with a girl that weeds when you don't weed? I'm sorry but she exhibits traits of a hoe. I may wrong tho. but i'm definitely sure she isn't the girl for you. using Viagra regularly has a very side effect. she's your total opposite. take a walk before she kills you.

BrainArk:
Is that why you have to quote the op 3 times?
Do you knowsome of us are using Nokia c3? do you know how it is scrolling through each page and the kind of problem you just gave me cause you quoted the op 3 damned times??.Infact you will never get that girl in this life nor in the next life.

Lmao na wa oh

Manadan0000:
I've a gf who happen to be in another location 3hours from where i base, i love her so much anr i don't want to loose her. She really enjoy sex with me that she always want to cry every night of how Hot she is and how she want me to make love to her, she had an ex who bleeps her almost every single day and i ve this feeling her body is used to fucking always, she's responsible and not wayward please nobody should get me wrong but she has a high libido plus she is big and i most times need to take something (viagra) whenever we ve sex to satisfy her, most especially when she is high on weed, she eat the weed and she doesn't smoke it.
I don't take weed & am not planning to do that any soon, i sometimes use viagra but i don't know how long can continue and i don't want to loose her, does weed make a man last long or is it as addictive as i heard and can make soemone run mad, how do i manage her sexual libido/urge so i don't loose her or so she doesn't cheat most especially because of the distance.
Mature advice please.

Lmao wetin we no go see for nairaland? and by the way I can only answer your questions after you my questions?

firstly, what do you understand by the word 'responsible'?
secondly, does she have tattoo or piercing?
thirdly, do you have a job??
lastly, how old are you?

this is soo on point. but this is Nigeria. an hell on earth. well it saddens me when I hear people rant entrepreneurship cos just like me not everybody has business acumen. give me 20million today and i won't know what bussiness to do with it. i'd just put it in a fixed deposit or buy land or give it to a seasoned business man. that's only what i can think of. and besides if everybody becomes an entrepreneur who'll then be the employees/workers? I just need a very good and secured job. and I'm fine