₦airaland Forum

Tookool:
I still have fresh memories of when I passed the exams in 2011, went for the Screening but as I no get connect, them push my name go reserve .....no regrets though

thank God sha..the way they are politicizing this war, Godforbid but only God knows if you would have been here to type this today. stupid country

NDA? na wa oh

no be army uniform again? na wa oh..Nysc suppose dey collect thier khaki and kits back after service..na so I dey see truck pusher dey wear the kits, which isn't suppose to be so. it should be given respect like the military uniform. erring people should be punished accordingly

adanny01:
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.

is her name Nancy? if so..she's correct.

daviddelly:
she dumped me to serve God according to her, never knew she was banging my cousin,though she never knew he was my cousin, I went to hospital because of HBP ,my cousin even disvirgined her , something she said after our marriage I can have it,did date for years 6 cos of her brk I really love dat gurl

this your own bad tbh

bravesoul247:
These are the true legends!

Meanwhile, I don't know if you guys know that the black Friday by Shoprite will be big. 50% no be beans o

When

Expert17:
I will wake u up, wen u can afford to travel out of NIGERIA....

and how can you ascertain I've not been out of this country?

I'm not surprised. delusion of the grandeur..abi no be kano wey I dey?

OK..ooohhhh is he still in barca? wake me up when he leaves barca.

lmao this one small na..if I narrate my experience from Lagos to kano, you'll weep for me and Nigeria

Sambaby7640:
So Ronaldo is not even among the past winners and someone somewhere will shout goat. Okay no problem

asides messi, aguero and Rooney, and mayne mbappe, the rest are/later became big flops.

iszyboy:
Past winners

no wonder.. it's a very inconsequential award more than 80% of past winners, are no where near to be called legends of the game. such a pity. ronaldo never won it tho.

Roozzaay:
And your faith and hard-work shall take you there.

Amen bro.

as country hard like this, where una follow dey see all these juicy jobs? there's still hope for me God's willing.

what sorta question is this? is you stupid nigga? if she left you, she isn't worth it.. Abeg I'm angry this night don't make me unleash curses on you and her.


NB: I didn't bother reading whatever rubbish you wrote.

you're a disgrace to all men, dead and alive.

mstheew.. rubbish..which kind life be this Sef? everyday different wahala...

been a huge burna fan from day one but I think/fear he's getting over hyped. his African giant album is fairly OK. not as spectular as his previous albums. so I wonder this one is receiving a Grammy award nomination

sue who? buhari? lmao did these people just wake up from coma?

lol..na so our platoon keeper for Nysc camp that year win our match for us..post to post.

zealadjay:
Life after being forgiven 4 cheating can be hard, you can't even suggest a new sex position...

lmao I swear.

martinzjay:
I swear bro but dey girl still dey work me full legit ooooo like make I trust her � but I dey fear fear because even my mother told me NEVER to trust a woman but the girl say she trust me full time

oboi, guy forget that one oh. na so my previous relationship be oh..very transparent and trust-FULL, we told ourselves everything.but she cheated twice, I still forgive like mumu, now she's finally gone.


NB: don't mistakenly check your gf's fone for any reason whatsoever.

martinzjay:
I thought I will never forgive a cheating girlfriend until the girl I madly loved acted funny.
Normally I see cheating in a relationship as a normal thing until I met this girl who mad me believe I can actually have one girl friend. She made me believe that if I ever betray her trust that it’s all over.
When she went for NYSC I noticed she started acting funny by missing my calls and giving excuses. She told me she will be lodging with a female friend after passing out from camp and I suspected that she wants to Bleep with camp boyfriend and when I called that night she told me that she later went to one family church lodge for corpers because all her camp girlfriends wants to party....imagine aunty forming saint for me oo...
Recently I visited her in Abuja with out telling her that I’m coming only to ask her to come outside and take what my cousin bought for her and she came out with one guy around 9pm and I was shocked because her sister whom she is staying with traveled that weekend.
On seeing me she couldn’t believe it and I did as if I’m a casual friend and handed her the cake I bought for her,told her goodnight and she turned to leave...I couldn’t believe my eyes....this is a girl that made me believe she can die for me.
I called her back and asked who was the guy and as if her senses came back she started begging me and that the guy was just a neighbor whom she asked to accompany her to the junction since it’s late and the guy sensing the misunderstanding left the scene.
I had never been SHOCKED in my life but I just have to forgive her even though I thought she cheated because I can never believe my girl can walk out on me because of an ordinary neighbor.
Secondly I cannot break a relationship after spending close to 10hours on the road for it.
So since that day,I made up my mind that we are all cheats especially when not together,no matter how you see it.

lol..I feel you bro, like I use to say 'na girl wey dey your side be your own' . that's why I condition my heart on 'out of sight, out of mind'.

Jeffjay247:
YES!
Then she broke up with me shortly afterwards, reasons being that she was too conscience stricken to continue with the relationship. The thing pain me die!

lmao..why e pain you na? you suppose dey happy

yes oh..I have. twice Sef..I was really love struck abi mumu..chai..please if you're reading this, know that once a cheat, always a cheat. and this is reality!!!

but the main reason I forgave her was that she didn't sleep with them, if she did, I would never have forgiven her.

he was a custom officer before...these people Sef, dem don dey touch money since them young.

Quality20:
all of u siding d gov on ipps shd know dat u may a lecturer tomorrow and u won't b able to make much money. How do u then foot ur bills if u can't effectively multitask n make much money or are u gonna taxing male student while phucking d female ones?

gbam!las las the masses/students will still bear the brunt cos the way they will bill students ehn

insightful. man no man dey but, that's mostly in federal jobs.

following

showafrica:
At 1961 Americans were sensible enough to know the risk of driving a president in an open roof, whatever they were thinking.

exactly my thoughts. surprising

long story, my neighbour was building his house at that ikorodu area. they came and chased all the workers and collected thier tools and stayed in the site waiting for the owner to come. the man was even on patrol duty then, when the workers called to inform him on what happened, he just went there with thier patrol hilux loaded with soldiers. before omoh onile run, soldiers don round them up..omoh the man just told the workers to relax, that's it's thier free day. na the omo oniles do thier work for that day, them clear grass, carry block mix cement e.t.c after them finish, he bought them coke and gala onto say them be him tribe people(he was Yoruba). since then, them no near that place oh. when I eye witness told us, we laughed our asses well. serves them right, useless people

useless gandollar will not see this, upon all the IGR the state dey generate..na wa