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valentineuwakwe:
don't be surprised he may die immediately after he steps down in 2023

this your comment has a deep meaning

Nizguy:
Pls is it necessary to add NYSC experience to work experience?

b4 nko? the labour market is very saturated oh.. anything to give an you edge.

Abortedfetus:
I got a job without any experience.
When I got to dat part,
I wrote dat I was a singer in my church choir and I love communities work, helping people with disability.
And lots more.
These quality made them to know I was not a militant.
I got d job.

Alaye jor jor jor

pay for what? am I crazy? registered since 2014, still yet to get the card and it has 10years validity or so..now nimc have used 5years. what am I paying for exactly? ATM cards that are more secured are produced under 1/2 weeks. but ordinary nimc is taking a half a decade. isn't this madness?

wtf is this!? a

Fountainofyouth:
That is becos we are not like most of y'all males that don't respect people's wishes, we are sensible like that, unlike you males that jump about yapping dust and bile in a female only thread.

nah, I didn't just join NL. I know how you guys infiltrate a male only thread those days. guess you have changed. and you're right. guys here don't respect wishes, we jump into any thread afterall na una teach us.

pansophist:
Some years ago, the romance section of nairaland was littered with misandrist forming woke and enlightened, regurgitating feministic psychobabbles, and there was few red pill apostles to counter them. Meanwhile, lots of the apostles were underdogs breeding themselves into metamorphosis. Right now, romance section has been cleansed or at least, their points countered.

Ubunja was the spearhead that turned things around hence, the constant glorification by the mention of his name.

lmao God bless the red pillers(pillars).

pansophist:
When hitmen like Martinez39 and co de around, no one dares talk rubbish.

The fear of redpill men is the beginning of wisdom

lmao na wa oh...those hitmen dey really show em pepper

lol..our NL ladies don dey respect topics oh.. the O.P said "men only" and truly no woman don comment.

sweetonugbu:
Did she lie?,and before you start mis yerning, if never gave or receive doggy be the first to cast the stone

holy moses!!! I got it in less than 5secs...may God save my soul

Martartins:
Losing two champions league finals to Barca. The same reason I never like or support Pep and Messi..............LOL

lol,, we plenty here sha

TemmyT002:
The two Champions League finals that Manchester United lost.
That is the reasons why I will never like that short devil called Messi.
He broke my heart.

lmao same here bro...you no hate am reach me

Obiaksnews:
The reason i can never support Barcelona, They freaking deprived Man united of two UCL trophies, i don't like remembering those nights.

exactly, this is the reason I hate barca and messi...it's funny cos I used to like barca and ronaldinho those days oh..but now, barca and messi disgust me like fvck!!! yuck!!!

Amstupid:
Take it Or leave it
Naira Marley is d biggest artist in Nigeria ( maybe Africa self) for now Even ur so called government are tryna make fame off him
Don't quote,, take it to d bank and cash out
MARLIANS WE REPPING or WAT.

you must be a dullard.

Offpoint:
Nothing, absolutely nothing. I never liked school the first day I stepped foot into it and the last day I stepped out of it.
I was a sadist, had bad days at school EVERYDAY.
I sometimes wished my teachers, headmaster, principals, VPs, current governor or president could drop dead so there could be holidays... my wishes never did came through.

lmao e be like say no be only you dey this table oh

asatemple:
the rush of carrying your locker and seat home after exam before comprehensive boy deal with it

lol..really? my niggas in boarding schools use to tell me this stuff about safeguarding thier locker and Seats

DamonSalvatore:
Fingering girls with classes ongoing .. And the ease at which girls give up pussy

I dey this table I swear!!!!

chai..me I miss how things were easy then.. I had many gals at my beck and call cos you no need get money b4 girls kill thierselves for you. cos I sabi play ball, intelligent small, average looking...life was sweet then oh..no be now wey everybody go just dey pressure you to make money. na wa

I don't even understand the topic.. some one should explain

Rednaxelot:
You can drop out of school and open a barbing shop, since you have got gen, TV, GOtv. Ladies won’t come patronizing, but men. With that, there won’t be sexual urge which will disturb you from achieving your goals and no head dizzy.

Anuofia.

holy moses!!! chai..nairaland ohhhh..see reply abeg

please I don't understand how and MCB graduate can have a masters in business administration.. please how possible is this? someone should enlighten me

solmusdesigns:



If this one learn programing, she go code fire


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story

Mr100Dollars:
Very important, mostly when you need her and you dial her number she's sounding fishy on the phone.

thanks bro..I'll apply it when I get into any relationship.. now na money I dey find

Mr100Dollars:
)She came to my house one day, and i noticed the smell of gold circle smell coming from her and before i suck your breast as a girl, I always use style to perceive the breast if anything like saliva smells around it, and i was right, another guy fvcked my girl. I thank god for my wisdom, na so i for dor suck another man spit. (Gay)

never thought of this oh..I go watch out

injuriam:
Mine was because of Church denomination.
Am a Pentecostal and She's a Catholic. She said she can't leave her Church (Catholic) for another church, and I too can't leave mine for hers.
Infact the worst of it was when I was told that our Children will be brought up the Catholic way if I decide not to be attending my catholic.
Hence, I had to move on.

na wa oh..the two of you are Christians nau..which kind wahala be this? na wa for una oh

Renderhelp:
My stupidity.

I thought getting him jealous would make him love me more.

I was forming hot cake anytime we were together. I would receive fake calls and send myself love messages and flowers

Finally finally, he dumped me....

I really loved him, I just wanted to spice up our relationship. STUPID MOVE

lmao hanty wey ____

Emily22:
I hacked her WhatsApp back den with( I won't tell u the app )

She was dating her lecturer then ,an old married man around 60-65yrs with 2 grown up beautiful girls...

Whenever she is online, I ll be reading her messages especially whenever she ask d man dat (did u release in me)...

So I switched to condom cuz I got scared of infections....we fought over the use of condom and I told her Its for our own good.

Too be candid, I played along till her final year cuz I just needed something to bang hard since am not a fan of masturbation and also not a fan of "sister,can I have a minute with u ".

So last year, she told me how she can die for me,how she can bla bla bla ,all those thrash talks........I told her "alaye am done with you".

She think say she don keep one mumu good husband for one place so if she sell her Puna finish,she can come back to uncle mumu.

That day was hell on earth cuz u need to see her rage , insults, abuses....I just dey smile for where I dey say if u finish,carry Ur pangolo and leave.....that was the end of the whole relationship shit.

Advice of the day : If u want to die young,hack your girlfriend's WhatsApp, Facebook,Instagram and co... Chech Ur blood pressure first before doing that shit cuz u ll never believe what u ll see..

Goodnight,by the way,am looking for job.

guy, that your advice is very true oh...your life will never remain the same. many things happen with them on SM oh..na so one girl login for my fone forget to log out..when I turn on my data, messages just dey enter. I forget say person use the fone login. I just pounced on the inbox..mehn if you see what I saw, and this girl will always remind me of how she lies her bf oh..anytime I see the guy I go just dey pity am

obojememe:
i bursted her whatsapp chats with her very close friend....
mehn it was disheartening

lmao my own was Fbk oh..I almost fall for ground. forget, e no easy oh

money oh..although she lied that it's because of religion and tribe. but las las I found out that it was one useless Yahoo that captured her fancy. she's living large now tho..

Boringdraw1:
Fabricated lies. Can someone run nysc and masters concurrently? NO

yes..very possible and read between the lines..O.P served in Taraba..don't just comment

QuiverBox:
PURE FICTION

1. You just had your second class, by the 3rd day you were invited to the "Director's" office; and you already knew the population of Parents on a daily basis?

2. You are a Graduate, and yet you went ahead to teach Same Sex Marraige knowing fully well it's a crime in Nigeria.

3. You kept using the word " Director" instead of the regular title " Principal" which is a common name of Individuals Heading a secondary school

4. Who actually employed you in the School? You are have been there, just under a week and the "Director" had to ask about information from you which he would have known before your employment

5. You used the word "My Office" very rare for a new teaching recuit to have an Office to himself/herself, usually you are placed in the Staff room with other teachers.

6. No single reference to any other teacher colleagues from the beginning till when you went to get the textbook or even after the session with the parents. Are you the only teacher in the School?

7. You were explaining Marraige to JSS1 student referencing LGBTQ and GEJ 2015 Elections, Seriously??

lmao!!! it's true oh
here in the north na director dem call proprietor/ owner of the school oh..It was funny when I discovered it