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Pafoma:
Hmm! Mind sheding more light please

it's a long story, but lemme try. the gal was too soft to guys..every guy was her Friend, I wonder why, she no dey ever strong face for guys, warned her about it then. that was how she told me a guy she didn't know in a bus was smooching her laps I was like and what did you do..she said she was baffled and just laffed it off but warned him..I was like an unknown guy was carressing your laps and you couldn't give him a resounding slap? . now another one, was a guy I knew asking her out..she told him she was dating me and the guy had the guts to ask that they should be fvckmates..this girl no even fit insult the living day light out of him. she told stop talking to him.. I was very furious when she told me. another scenario was when someone stole a kiss from her, she couldn't even give him a dirty slap, saying she warned him and he's a naughty boy, that they grew up together(imagine the rubbish) that was where I had it. but cos of how I liked her and how she begged I just continued the r/ship. soon this girl started making friends with all these gee boys..I cautioned her, she said it's nothing that don't I trust her and all those bullshits. long story short she fell for one of them and it's now history.

einsteine:
He is supposed to visit the IT location to be sure the student is actually there.

Of course, in certain mushroom schools, this doesn't matter.

lol..leave the mr. na

ornicus:
Not only did I school here, I have supervised several it students who are clearly much smarter than the dolts that litter this forum asking obvious questions that highlight their stupidity

lol..little wonder we have unqualified graduates around, most don't go for I.T, they just copy and paste whatever they like in their logbook and take it to their obviously dumb supervisor In school who doesn't even know he's supposed to sign their logbooks when he visits them.

run my nigga..that was how my EX was so soft with people, na so she take misbehave later on.

ornicus:
since when have lecturers been signing IT students log books at their place of IT?
am i missing something?

are you sure you schooled in naija?

ojibole:
He should have disposed of it properly cos It's harmful to the aquatic animals now

see them

lol..mine was back then in school..ATBU bauchi, we were reading in a building we call ETF..the buildings were classes of two facing each other..as we were reading(na maths I dey solve that day) so I plugged in my earpiece and volume to the highest..in a twinkle of an eye, I just raised my head and saw that half of the class has disappeared, I looked further and saw people seriously running..oboi, believe me, the way I reached for the window still baffles me up till today cos there were at least 4 tables and chairs before you could reach that window..b4 I knew it, I don fly those four tables and chairs come jump out through window..see race, as I dey run, like say I come dey hear gunshots (lol, na fear cos am, it was all in my head)..mehn I ran like a madt person..I stopped when I reached the library. that was when I started asking what happened, people wey we dey run together Sef also didn't know why they were running. they said they started running when they saw people running towards our class. na so all of us gather mind go back to the building oh. we later asked the people that ran towards our class why they were running, they said they heard a loud sound from the back. lol and the sound was caused by someone sleeping at the back of the class. (he fell off from the table abi chair he was sleeping..the sound nai make people tear. didn't blame them tho cos that year boko haram dey hot. there was this girl that was sitted in front of me b4 the incident. I asked her where she follow escape, she pointed towards the window, I was like with this your long skirt, how did you jump the window? she said she no even know say window dey there Sef. she just see herself outside.. mehn laff finish me that day

KingAzubuike:
I was having sex with this guy then the condom burst and rolled back inside my Pu***. It wasn't funny at all as I've always heard stories on how such incidence do lead to death. Well he had to dip his hand in and bring out the rubber.

lol..this thing don do me before oh

exstreve:
We would start seeing posts like:

"lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw steps out in a cleavage bearing outfit'

"checkout these lovely throwback pictures of lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw'

"Davido meets with lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw"

"Lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw flaunts her engagement ring"

"Brother of lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw graduates with 1st class"

you sabi no be small..you sure say you no be blogger?

exstreve:
seriously wish I could comment on the issue but right now we are having a serious family meeting. Someone opened the new bag of foreign rice we were hiding to use for Christmas, I'll get back to you guys later

chai my belle ooooo ...nairaland ehn

SenecaTheYonger:
Does this mean many Nairalanders from Politic section will be affected by this bill?

This bill probably resurfaced because of Seun being so stupidly ignorant about all the tribalistic comments on front page. You don't know that a lot of senators and important people use Nairaland? It's funny because you really think it's only louts that come here.

Well, let's see how this plays out. I'll advice you, Seun to close this site if you don't really want to manage it because you'll be at the center of a lot of deaths since they'll come for you to reveal information of offenders. You don't know Nigeria.

conspiracy theorist.. lots of senator kor...the way y'all draw theories ehn...critics of this govt are much more in twitter and Fbk(ffk, reno and co)..so what are you saying? he will go arrest jack or zukerberg?

lol..this kano camp ehn.. na so them catch married woman Sef for our camp that time for karaye..dem call her husband come de camp her

SweetPreeq:
This one that humblesmith like the pic

Hmmm......


Hmmmm......

lol..Nigerians wicked oh..what really happened to that guy? e Don tey oh

makinson2865:
Ojowu osi

translation please

lol..women should stop confessing to men about thier secret affair...we are not like women that can easily handle it..it stings whenever we see you. as for me, I can't handle it oh..tale the secret to your grave or hide it in a bank when you're dead they should give me. ordinary g.f wey I catch dey cheat Sef, my life never remained the same..even tho she didn't fvck the guy, the thing just dey pinch me anytime I remember

Yinibixema:
Senseless idiot. So north population will be more than yorubas in Lagos surrounded by Ogun State and Oyo state

guy, I was just about qouting the guy, the way people draw conspiracy theory here ehn thinking they are smart..they read meaning to every single thing in a very foolish way...they are the reasons Nigeria's problem cannot be solved..you do this, they complain. do that, they still complain. if those boko boys have succeeded, you'll see how he'll be insulting the army, DSS, and accusing buhari and northerners. no president can save Nigeria las las.

LordPsalm:
If he was Nigerian, they will say his secret society asked him not to speand too much money or else he will die

lmao; D i swear...this your country just too funny

[quote author= post=83690362]SIMPLICITY is the way to go in life.
And you will see some people that do not have 0.00001% of what Mark has behaving as if the world belongs to them.
Living a life that the future will end in anguish.

This leads us back to a thread we created few days ago that made it to the FP and we are glad many people learnt from it.
We only share life stories that change lives here.

For those that missed the thread,
Here you have it.....


We had not seen each other for about 30 years. The Lord has been kind to me. When I saw him again - this time at a hotel lobby - he was looking simple. He wore simple Ankara attire. I felt touched. He walked up to me and was glad to see me again. But deep within me I was not impressed with his status compared to mine and poor me, I couldn't hide it. We exchanged contact details and I could see the joy in him as he collected mine.

I told him I will drop him home in my brand new Range Rover and I pointed it to him. He declined and said he had already called for his car. It looked old, a 2001 Honda Accord.

I invited him the next day for lunch at my house. A part of me wanted to impress him - To show off my success and affluence to him, while another was to discuss opportunities and possibly help him.

He drove to Parkview where I lived. He looked impressed with my home. I had taken a heavy mortgage. In fact I was heavily in debt. We had lunch. He told me he was into small business and particularly real estate. I brought up more business discussions, but he didn't sound too interested. I asked him how I could help him. He said he was fine. I even told him if he was interested, I could help him secure some loans... He looked at me and smiled.

He told me he would invite me over soon to his place. His old car came for him. I was grateful to God for what I had. “Fingers are not all equal”, I thought to myself...I was lucky. I worked in a good place.

Two weeks later, we went to see him in Ikeja. My wife and I. She was reluctant to go because she was not impressed with the man's status as to warrant our visiting him in his house. I was able to convince her that we were close friends in college. We saw the Estate. *Wuraola Estate.* We asked for directions to his home. Those leading us spoke his name with deference.

It was a simple but lovely home. A 4 bedroom bungalow. I saw 4 cars parked in front. We entered his home. It was simply elegant with a touch of class inside. He welcomed us warmly.

Lunch was well served. His wife called him Baba Wuraola

During lunch, he asked about my MD. He said they were friends. I saw a company gift on one of his tables nearby. That company owned about 38% shares where I worked. I enquired from him about it. He smiled. He told me he owned the company. He also owned the estate.

I did not know when I called him sir... I was in awe of him too.

I had learnt a lesson in humility - A big one. Appearances are deceptive. He noticed my discomfort.

Driving back home, I was very quiet. My wife was humbled and extremely calm. I could perceive the thoughts in her mind. I looked at myself. Living on loans, heavy loans and showing off while someone who pays my salary is quite modest and living a simple life!
Indeed Deeper Rivers Flow In Majestic Silence!

By Ademola Henry Adigun

[/quote]this is one of the most sensible post you have shared...thank you

we also did more than this in our school then nau..and it was even the north.

MrVegina:
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thunder scatter buhari Insha'Allah amin
thunder scatter buhari Insha'Allah amin
thunder scatter Aisha masha Allah Amin
thunder scatter all Buhari's supporters Insha'Allah amin

lmao we get mad people for this NL oh..very funny comment

foodthought:
Loyal because of a girl

and I felt I would also focus in my academics more

chigoziri2403:
joke bro, happy new. Month

lol..happy new month bro

story story....better face your book..and forget you're in a university, gals yapa. just dress well and smell nice that's all. you don't need to be all that boxed up..weda they are after you or you're after them it doesn't matter so far you go still boil them. university is the easiest place to get girls/ easily laid.



lol me wey dey give advise was a loyal boy in university then because of my ex..never exploited those uni girls sha... Chai

chigoziri2403:
Why is everyone saying they did not see tiwa in the article, he said it in the third paragraph

do you know what a paragraph is? and please highlight where he mentioned tiwa

mumu o.p where did he mention tiwa?

Rik500k:
even X2 this stupid club cannot strive, wonder how people keep supporting this laughing stock called club. These idiots just cut my 5k stake

lmao kpele oh broda

Mcuzy:
Where I take vex for cultist pass na the day when one of my guy wey be cultist go kill person wey dem send am , when they catch am na beat dey beat am die and who send am dey house

chai...see big fool..he died a fool, unfortunately, kill person like say na chicken.. person wey send you dey house, sit down cross legs..chai

which kind irritating biceps be this?

Mcuzy:
yes na but boys nor dey get sense dem go join mum cult wey he be say if ur guy get problem he go call u and if u nor take time u die while dat ur cult guy go run

I swear. the thing dey vex me when I see cultist...I always see them as dead body wey dey find person wey dem go carry follow body die. Soja Sef get hope for longer life pass them

lol..military.. later changed to wanting to become a computer guru/engineer. didn't go for enginerring cos i'm very bad at drawing(thank God i was hinted on engineering drawing earlier..i for don carry that course taya) now a graduate of computer science but not a guru. working on it tho

Mcuzy:
I don't even know what attracts them to cultism if u are being opressed ,join the army , if u want to oppress join the army that way if u die u'll die with honour and be prayed for not after u join cult u'll be killed because ur cult members girlfriend was stolen by another cultist

lol..growing up..na exactly wetin I dey tell my fellow barracks boy..if you 1 opress or cult dey shark you..join army..na federal cult

valentineuwakwe:
don't be surprised he may die immediately after he steps down in 2023

this your comment has a deep meaning