₦airaland Forum

congrats to the assistant Goat, we that watched you and the G.O.AT play, know it's 6-6 and we'll pass the story to the future Generation.

Manasir:
Send me ur account details let me send u a flight ticket to come to katsina and destroy the holy Quran and insult prophet Muhammad s.a.w

Bros forget we dey nairaland I go kill u my self.
They are soem action in Quran when you take them your blood is valid.

this is gross.. guy, see as you call killing like say na nothing..oboi, when did life become so cheap?

koyyes:
The most annoying thing is that if she eventually uses the quoran as an ash tray, the pedophiles and cow rapists will not track her down. Instead, they will start killing every non boko haram on sight and burn their cars plus churches....bearing in mind that she also used the Bible as an ash tray to disrespect Christians.

To boko haram touts, a babalawo is also a christian.

That is how their tuwo brains are wired.

lmao this your comment funny die. which one be killing non-boko haram? very funny. I'm a Muslim tho.

davidtemi:
He won't win it because of d media hype of Dijk and messi I think. Ask me what van dijk has done special that Ramos has not done far better...I don't knw

to me, van dijk isn't even a contender, it's that one club midget(assistant G.O.A.T)

davidtemi:
He won't win it because of d media hype of Dijk and messi I think. Ask me what van dijk has done special that Ramos has not done far better...I don't knw

to me, van dijk isn't even a contender, it's that one club midget.

hulk616:
what are you saying. Ronaldo deserves this award more than everybody

lol, how bro? just how?

I'm a die hard CR7 but I know he isn't even near winning it. although he should be on his 6th now

Odinaka00:
The thing wey dey annoy me most na how this stupid Ole dey always jubilate whenever Man u score like say him don win league

lmao

namiji2598:
wow I served last year too, where and when can we meet

let me pm you bro or you can drop your WhatsApp number

namiji2598:
court road, close to zoo road, are u a student of BUK?

no oh..corper. I think I know that place

namiji2598:
where is ya location??

danbare, B.U.K. what about you?

namiji2598:
my brother forget all these nonsense, a police man almost shoot me last two days, I am a northerner, I stay in kano bro, I was jus coming back from work, when I saw a written text on a gate with a police man standing in front of the gate, I ride my bike comeback, to see if its a job advert, and when I realized its not a job advert, I wanted to go back, naso the police stand up and pull trigger, wanted to fire then I stopped and explain to him am jus looking for job, that I thought it's an job advert, see stop these ethnicity, its ain't getting u anywhere, as for that story, lets wait for them to give us the whole gist, the police might be right, they might be wrong

bro I dey kano too oh..we fit hook up

this venita fine sha

and so? have you had a conversation with your dad about how Nigerians are suffering?

and so? have you had a conversation with your about how Nigerians are suffering?

OK..we have heard you. our able VP academics and logistics

Hayjay231:
Later now dem go say why I hate chelshit na cos of this kind tin give an win he lose shey na paper e think say I use play...... mancity self ozuor

Lwkmd..una funny for this NL I swear

Go5DY:
if i talk say chealsea life never tire me na lie i dey lie

lmao brother you just make me laff troway, una never see anything, sheybi una dey laff us(man utd). but if Chelsea life taya you wetin I go come talk for my dear club? no match sure for me

Tookool:
Yeah I do .... I'll try direct short service next year

goodluck, maybe we'll meet next year.

Tookool:
I don't mind anyways

lol, that's nice..seems you have passion for it. used to be like you, but the politics there just kill my morale

Tookool:
That's true..... Probably they would have sent me to a volatile area as Maiduguri, but if I have the opportunity for a short service program, I'll gladly accept

short service is fine..especially DSSC, SSC are also sent to volatile area even more than regular officers.

Tookool:
I still have fresh memories of when I passed the exams in 2011, went for the Screening but as I no get connect, them push my name go reserve .....no regrets though

thank God sha..the way they are politicizing this war, Godforbid but only God knows if you would have been here to type this today. stupid country

NDA? na wa oh

no be army uniform again? na wa oh..Nysc suppose dey collect thier khaki and kits back after service..na so I dey see truck pusher dey wear the kits, which isn't suppose to be so. it should be given respect like the military uniform. erring people should be punished accordingly

adanny01:
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.

is her name Nancy? if so..she's correct.

daviddelly:
she dumped me to serve God according to her, never knew she was banging my cousin,though she never knew he was my cousin, I went to hospital because of HBP ,my cousin even disvirgined her , something she said after our marriage I can have it,did date for years 6 cos of her brk I really love dat gurl

this your own bad tbh

bravesoul247:
These are the true legends!

Meanwhile, I don't know if you guys know that the black Friday by Shoprite will be big. 50% no be beans o

When

Expert17:
I will wake u up, wen u can afford to travel out of NIGERIA....

and how can you ascertain I've not been out of this country?

I'm not surprised. delusion of the grandeur..abi no be kano wey I dey?

OK..ooohhhh is he still in barca? wake me up when he leaves barca.

lmao this one small na..if I narrate my experience from Lagos to kano, you'll weep for me and Nigeria

Sambaby7640:
So Ronaldo is not even among the past winners and someone somewhere will shout goat. Okay no problem

asides messi, aguero and Rooney, and mayne mbappe, the rest are/later became big flops.