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messi fans dey come...food is ready



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na wa oh...all these messi vs ronaldo fans no dey ever taya. now now thread don reach page 7. haba..I know that origi guy go soon come

Samuelite:
try Fourier and Laplace, then get back to me.

e hard you no mean say he hard another person.

Mr100Dollars:
Flavor the only man that can take your stars through sex.


Immediately Chidima open her short legs for Flavor, her carrier went down the red see like the titanic.

Samething happened to Anna Banner, as a Miss Nigeria, she was very beautiful, young and intelligent, she was suppose to get endorsements, roles in movies. But immediately Flavor inserted his rod/cork into her pvssy, all her stars went off immediately, no endorsement at all, nobody wants to date her.


Moral lesson: Always be careful of who you have sexual intercourse with, some people come with natural good luck while some are full of bad luck, I remember when i was fvcking one particular girl, even if i play Barcelona Over 0.5 put 1million the game go still cut.

lmao your last paragraph off me

kayo80:
From my experience, I would say, minus pre-intimacy, 15 minutes is perfect for most girls. Most people don't know how long 15 minutes actually is...we just guesstimate most times. But if you actually time the sex, you will see that 12-15 minutes sex is alright, as long as you are Rock hard and you know what you are doing.

guy, leave them, they don't know what they are saying...them think say na small thing..actually all they do is guess the time.. let them set timer and see. I used to do it too. until a day I set timer .mehn I fvck taya thinking say I don reach 50mins..when I checked the time, it was barely 20mins..that day I fear

soldiers should top that list oh..all these uniform men, I no know wetin girls see for their body, take a stroll to Nysc camp or anywhere na so girls dey rush them. doctors too though.

stop giving us useless story and pay the damn thing already..I can't believe it's almost a year now, una go die if una pay b4 una give us news to explain why we are paid like that?

who is this fool? he should be killed ASAP.. his brain isn't functioning and what's a body without a brain? next time, he might kill someone for just walking thinking he's a thief.

11thScorpio:
Remote Monitoring: Get to monitor your kids, cheating partners and employees activities. I will build a security system that allows you to track, monitor and spy on anyone through their phone, computer, or any computer based device.

Maybe you have a network of computers that you wish to access all at once, or you wish to be able to operate your employees computer from your own computer, or you wish to be able to send out one time alerts to your network, I will build a security system that allows you to take full control of any computer.

Are you a police detective and you wish to spy on a suspect to get more information? Then let me build a security system that will allow you to monitor the suspects activity for as long as you want.

Are you suspecting your wife/husband? let me clear your doubts with our remote administration sec-system.

haba, go to the nia with your CV na. I'm very sure you'll get a job. what you're offering will be highly valuable.

the next civil war for Nigeria na blogger go start am

I love girls with that kinda legs

maynation:
He is stingy, broke, shameless, ill mannered and futureless.

really? all these because he refused to give his hard earned money? no matter how small, it's his money. if it's so small, then the girl is also broke, stingy e.t.c. as you called the guy. and BTW, were you not the lady that had a scuffle with that NL fraudulent guy/scammer( that ondo scenario)?

if it's you, then I'm so disappointed, cos I always thought high of you.

Tersorio:
The op will still end up giving the money to the girl. He is not red pilled yet.

lol..how did you know this? exactly my thoughts..see him weak chats sef

oodua1stson:
Audio military. Na only against bloody civilian dem get strength. We all know deep down there's no book haram. Its only the northern elites way of getting money from the government.




Nonsense

no boko haram? what kinda people do I share this country with? if you're so sure, why not make a trip to borno to confirm?

WowSweetGuy:
let's be sincere...BH is just too difficult for them. Look at d numbers of armoured trucks advancing with well loaded guns and xtra bullets plus air support compared to boko mayb who maybe just possess stolen trucks frm d same army.

Nigeria soldiers should shove their pride down their ass and beg neighbors or other assistance to come do a final bombardment on the rag tag BH boys

you don't know shit bro..that truck you're seeing so, if it shoots more than twice(that's if it shoots Sef), it'll start jamming due to lack of maintenance. forget oh...it's not what you see..these soldiers are trying, even best of armies(U.S and Russia) can't fight under these conditions. these guys are trying..and believe me I know exactly what I'm saying.

oneTIMEman:
This monguno road maiduguri, i nearly died here 2016 when i was a corp member

you Sef..wetin carry you go there?

Jblaiseboy:
Chinua Achebe wrote in one of his novels....we stand at the houses of weaklings overlooking the ruins that used to belong to strong men..life na sense.. wisdom is profitable to direct..... strong man strong man you go just die troway

who go die, go die...abeg una too dey fear na why this country dey like this, so she should beg her fellow students when she's not in the wrong? abeg make una grow balls..it's really sad that it's guys that are saying this haba bros.

like I said on the other thread, this APC don infect every institution. they all make statements and later deny it. na army own dey pain me pass..a whole national army

wiseone28:
It is like all female brain wired the same..

Exactly what my girl did last four months ago..

I quit the relationship and i have peace of mind make i no come get HBP..

Now we are ordinary friends

You can never stop her because her mind is made of..
Till when the new guy disappoint her that is when she will want to come back to you

lol..you too? even me oh..it's been a year sha...e pain me sha..but I just had to

holaxi:
My girlfriend and I have being together for almost three years now. We've had all the moments the good ,the bad and the ugly.

But recently she met a guy who asked her out, she refused his advances but the guy and her spend so much time on calls and chatting which I don't really like.

I've talked to her so many times about it but if she listens for a week the next week they are back in business.

Last week we were chatting and she just went offline I tried calling her to know what's up only for her number to be busy for like 20 mins. When she came back online and I told her she said she wasn't on call with anyone.

When I probed her further she said she wanted a two weeks break that I complain too much and I don't trust her.

I apologized to her so peace could reign but since then I've started losing interest in her.

bros you're dating yourself. better wake up. na so my own start, it never ends well.

this girl strong sha..but is this same with the FUTA girl that was assaulted?

iammiracle1:
Baba na so e easy reach

yes na..why not? my papa get shares for the company na

what tallesty1 and some other said here is the absolute truth which I have witnessed. single mother give priorities to thier child. everything revolves around that child, even when in r/ship with them, they'll keep asking money for upkeeps of the child from you like it's your responsibility. and however you like you deny it, they always have that connection/soft spot for the baby daddy. though maybe it's not all of them. but all the ones I have met so far are like that. please think very well about your decision.

akinyemmzy:
Gentlemen people are being screened out for eczema,rash and other skin problems.......gentle men carry Anti-BP drug ooo....u will thank me later.

lol...b.p this year again?

iammiracle1:
I saw the thread on Bonny island by Autos on fp and I wish to know some things, please how does one get a job in NLNG? Abi nah for special Nigerians? I have never heard them recruit but no be ghost dey work there nah, how can a normal person get the connection to work there, who are you supposed to know to boost your chances? Do they recruit often on low key? I wish to be informed because the place just be like special center, I have never even met someone who works there, Abeg my ppl wey sabi biko chook mouth inside this matter.


Una good morning o

very easy. send your CV make I help your life

this APC Govt don infect all institutions with unmerited talent in lies

kayuseful:
Thank God you later saw and acknowledged so. Most prejudiced minds won't do that.
My point is simple. Building a country of our dreams is not by decrees. Even God didn't sit on his throne and decree that the whole world be saved. Buhari could as well order all rice sellers to sell at 10k per bag, that N1 be set to $1 etc. Let's give knocks where we should

you're right bro, and sorry for being rude. but our standards are very low in this country, the small wey we see person do, we suppose praise am. thanks

cenaman:
KINGS COLLEGE LAGOS, i don't need to mention names u know already.

this kings college mad oh...I just checked thier alumni on google..but e no still reach barewa college, Kaduna. check it out

kayuseful:
Unlike most comments I've read, this minister is perhaps the biggest joke in the buhari cabinet.. Either the most incompetent or he's a learner. He knows what to do to garner public sympathy. And from comments here, he's been successful at it.
Things don't always work by orders. Apart from this recent one, other orders are empty media noises. You sit in your office and order network operators not to charge for ussd bank transactions, so who takes the cost? , order that data charges be cheap, as though you put them in business .. Go in, meet with stakeholders, and address the key issues, not ruling by fiat.
The man looks promising, but he needs to be schooled on how things work in a private sector. Kudos for this all the same

I know there must surely someone with a negative vibe here and you didn't disappoint. please just STFU if you have nothing reasonable to say. have you been charged for USSD transactions since he gave the order? and have you witness the useless voicemail since he made this order? the data reduction wouldn't be easy to implement but I know it would. do you have personal issues with the pantami guy? saying he is the most incompetent minister is a yardstick to portray your illiteracy.




modified- I just saw your last statement. though you gave him kudos but your initial statements were pure bullshit!

propose? dem been know theirselves b4 or what? or it's just a photoshoot?

barca fans won't like this...eehya