₦airaland Forum

Tersorio:
The op will still end up giving the money to the girl. He is not red pilled yet.

lol..how did you know this? exactly my thoughts..see him weak chats sef

oodua1stson:
Audio military. Na only against bloody civilian dem get strength. We all know deep down there's no book haram. Its only the northern elites way of getting money from the government.




Nonsense

no boko haram? what kinda people do I share this country with? if you're so sure, why not make a trip to borno to confirm?

WowSweetGuy:
let's be sincere...BH is just too difficult for them. Look at d numbers of armoured trucks advancing with well loaded guns and xtra bullets plus air support compared to boko mayb who maybe just possess stolen trucks frm d same army.

Nigeria soldiers should shove their pride down their ass and beg neighbors or other assistance to come do a final bombardment on the rag tag BH boys

you don't know shit bro..that truck you're seeing so, if it shoots more than twice(that's if it shoots Sef), it'll start jamming due to lack of maintenance. forget oh...it's not what you see..these soldiers are trying, even best of armies(U.S and Russia) can't fight under these conditions. these guys are trying..and believe me I know exactly what I'm saying.

oneTIMEman:
This monguno road maiduguri, i nearly died here 2016 when i was a corp member

you Sef..wetin carry you go there?

Jblaiseboy:
Chinua Achebe wrote in one of his novels....we stand at the houses of weaklings overlooking the ruins that used to belong to strong men..life na sense.. wisdom is profitable to direct..... strong man strong man you go just die troway

who go die, go die...abeg una too dey fear na why this country dey like this, so she should beg her fellow students when she's not in the wrong? abeg make una grow balls..it's really sad that it's guys that are saying this haba bros.

like I said on the other thread, this APC don infect every institution. they all make statements and later deny it. na army own dey pain me pass..a whole national army

wiseone28:
It is like all female brain wired the same..

Exactly what my girl did last four months ago..

I quit the relationship and i have peace of mind make i no come get HBP..

Now we are ordinary friends

You can never stop her because her mind is made of..
Till when the new guy disappoint her that is when she will want to come back to you

lol..you too? even me oh..it's been a year sha...e pain me sha..but I just had to

holaxi:
My girlfriend and I have being together for almost three years now. We've had all the moments the good ,the bad and the ugly.

But recently she met a guy who asked her out, she refused his advances but the guy and her spend so much time on calls and chatting which I don't really like.

I've talked to her so many times about it but if she listens for a week the next week they are back in business.

Last week we were chatting and she just went offline I tried calling her to know what's up only for her number to be busy for like 20 mins. When she came back online and I told her she said she wasn't on call with anyone.

When I probed her further she said she wanted a two weeks break that I complain too much and I don't trust her.

I apologized to her so peace could reign but since then I've started losing interest in her.

bros you're dating yourself. better wake up. na so my own start, it never ends well.

this girl strong sha..but is this same with the FUTA girl that was assaulted?

iammiracle1:
Baba na so e easy reach

yes na..why not? my papa get shares for the company na

what tallesty1 and some other said here is the absolute truth which I have witnessed. single mother give priorities to thier child. everything revolves around that child, even when in r/ship with them, they'll keep asking money for upkeeps of the child from you like it's your responsibility. and however you like you deny it, they always have that connection/soft spot for the baby daddy. though maybe it's not all of them. but all the ones I have met so far are like that. please think very well about your decision.

akinyemmzy:
Gentlemen people are being screened out for eczema,rash and other skin problems.......gentle men carry Anti-BP drug ooo....u will thank me later.

lol...b.p this year again?

iammiracle1:
I saw the thread on Bonny island by Autos on fp and I wish to know some things, please how does one get a job in NLNG? Abi nah for special Nigerians? I have never heard them recruit but no be ghost dey work there nah, how can a normal person get the connection to work there, who are you supposed to know to boost your chances? Do they recruit often on low key? I wish to be informed because the place just be like special center, I have never even met someone who works there, Abeg my ppl wey sabi biko chook mouth inside this matter.


Una good morning o

very easy. send your CV make I help your life

this APC Govt don infect all institutions with unmerited talent in lies

kayuseful:
Thank God you later saw and acknowledged so. Most prejudiced minds won't do that.
My point is simple. Building a country of our dreams is not by decrees. Even God didn't sit on his throne and decree that the whole world be saved. Buhari could as well order all rice sellers to sell at 10k per bag, that N1 be set to $1 etc. Let's give knocks where we should

you're right bro, and sorry for being rude. but our standards are very low in this country, the small wey we see person do, we suppose praise am. thanks

cenaman:
KINGS COLLEGE LAGOS, i don't need to mention names u know already.

this kings college mad oh...I just checked thier alumni on google..but e no still reach barewa college, Kaduna. check it out

kayuseful:
Unlike most comments I've read, this minister is perhaps the biggest joke in the buhari cabinet.. Either the most incompetent or he's a learner. He knows what to do to garner public sympathy. And from comments here, he's been successful at it.
Things don't always work by orders. Apart from this recent one, other orders are empty media noises. You sit in your office and order network operators not to charge for ussd bank transactions, so who takes the cost? , order that data charges be cheap, as though you put them in business .. Go in, meet with stakeholders, and address the key issues, not ruling by fiat.
The man looks promising, but he needs to be schooled on how things work in a private sector. Kudos for this all the same

I know there must surely someone with a negative vibe here and you didn't disappoint. please just STFU if you have nothing reasonable to say. have you been charged for USSD transactions since he gave the order? and have you witness the useless voicemail since he made this order? the data reduction wouldn't be easy to implement but I know it would. do you have personal issues with the pantami guy? saying he is the most incompetent minister is a yardstick to portray your illiteracy.




modified- I just saw your last statement. though you gave him kudos but your initial statements were pure bullshit!

propose? dem been know theirselves b4 or what? or it's just a photoshoot?

barca fans won't like this...eehya

Pafoma:
Hmm! Mind sheding more light please

it's a long story, but lemme try. the gal was too soft to guys..every guy was her Friend, I wonder why, she no dey ever strong face for guys, warned her about it then. that was how she told me a guy she didn't know in a bus was smooching her laps I was like and what did you do..she said she was baffled and just laffed it off but warned him..I was like an unknown guy was carressing your laps and you couldn't give him a resounding slap? . now another one, was a guy I knew asking her out..she told him she was dating me and the guy had the guts to ask that they should be fvckmates..this girl no even fit insult the living day light out of him. she told stop talking to him.. I was very furious when she told me. another scenario was when someone stole a kiss from her, she couldn't even give him a dirty slap, saying she warned him and he's a naughty boy, that they grew up together(imagine the rubbish) that was where I had it. but cos of how I liked her and how she begged I just continued the r/ship. soon this girl started making friends with all these gee boys..I cautioned her, she said it's nothing that don't I trust her and all those bullshits. long story short she fell for one of them and it's now history.

einsteine:
He is supposed to visit the IT location to be sure the student is actually there.

Of course, in certain mushroom schools, this doesn't matter.

lol..leave the mr. na

ornicus:
Not only did I school here, I have supervised several it students who are clearly much smarter than the dolts that litter this forum asking obvious questions that highlight their stupidity

lol..little wonder we have unqualified graduates around, most don't go for I.T, they just copy and paste whatever they like in their logbook and take it to their obviously dumb supervisor In school who doesn't even know he's supposed to sign their logbooks when he visits them.

run my nigga..that was how my EX was so soft with people, na so she take misbehave later on.

ornicus:
since when have lecturers been signing IT students log books at their place of IT?
am i missing something?

are you sure you schooled in naija?

ojibole:
He should have disposed of it properly cos It's harmful to the aquatic animals now

see them

lol..mine was back then in school..ATBU bauchi, we were reading in a building we call ETF..the buildings were classes of two facing each other..as we were reading(na maths I dey solve that day) so I plugged in my earpiece and volume to the highest..in a twinkle of an eye, I just raised my head and saw that half of the class has disappeared, I looked further and saw people seriously running..oboi, believe me, the way I reached for the window still baffles me up till today cos there were at least 4 tables and chairs before you could reach that window..b4 I knew it, I don fly those four tables and chairs come jump out through window..see race, as I dey run, like say I come dey hear gunshots (lol, na fear cos am, it was all in my head)..mehn I ran like a madt person..I stopped when I reached the library. that was when I started asking what happened, people wey we dey run together Sef also didn't know why they were running. they said they started running when they saw people running towards our class. na so all of us gather mind go back to the building oh. we later asked the people that ran towards our class why they were running, they said they heard a loud sound from the back. lol and the sound was caused by someone sleeping at the back of the class. (he fell off from the table abi chair he was sleeping..the sound nai make people tear. didn't blame them tho cos that year boko haram dey hot. there was this girl that was sitted in front of me b4 the incident. I asked her where she follow escape, she pointed towards the window, I was like with this your long skirt, how did you jump the window? she said she no even know say window dey there Sef. she just see herself outside.. mehn laff finish me that day

KingAzubuike:
I was having sex with this guy then the condom burst and rolled back inside my Pu***. It wasn't funny at all as I've always heard stories on how such incidence do lead to death. Well he had to dip his hand in and bring out the rubber.

lol..this thing don do me before oh

exstreve:
We would start seeing posts like:

"lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw steps out in a cleavage bearing outfit'

"checkout these lovely throwback pictures of lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw'

"Davido meets with lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw"

"Lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw flaunts her engagement ring"

"Brother of lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw graduates with 1st class"

you sabi no be small..you sure say you no be blogger?

exstreve:
seriously wish I could comment on the issue but right now we are having a serious family meeting. Someone opened the new bag of foreign rice we were hiding to use for Christmas, I'll get back to you guys later

chai my belle ooooo ...nairaland ehn

SenecaTheYonger:
Does this mean many Nairalanders from Politic section will be affected by this bill?

This bill probably resurfaced because of Seun being so stupidly ignorant about all the tribalistic comments on front page. You don't know that a lot of senators and important people use Nairaland? It's funny because you really think it's only louts that come here.

Well, let's see how this plays out. I'll advice you, Seun to close this site if you don't really want to manage it because you'll be at the center of a lot of deaths since they'll come for you to reveal information of offenders. You don't know Nigeria.

conspiracy theorist.. lots of senator kor...the way y'all draw theories ehn...critics of this govt are much more in twitter and Fbk(ffk, reno and co)..so what are you saying? he will go arrest jack or zukerberg?