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ddippset:
Hard to get dont mean your decent. You can be hard to get and still be weekend p*ssy, ashawo. Guys are not silly anylonger. So i need her pretty looking, nice and very very easy. I dont need that hard to get excreta in my life.

well said.The hard to get o nes have toomany guys to service so B4 it gets to ur turn, it might take 6months lol

horny4u:
but if you are not sleeping with him ? then you get the satisfaction of playing him.

lolOnly if he allows himself to be p layed and in that proccess what do you think he also doing? PLAYING? or IN LOVE? lol

horny4u:
I have never been through tough times or wanted , but some guys think they are smart and start toasting you and your roommate simultaneously or you simply do not like the guy and want to have some fun at his expense,  Life is not always fair.
What is traumatic about going to tantalizer with a bowl with your friends , the only trauma there is for the guy in question. ( You are not sleeping with him or even sniffing his neck !)

Thats why LOVE is scarce the PEtrol,Kerosine and gas put 2geva in 9ja.What you babes seem to 4get is that the satisfaction guy with money to spend get frm sleeping with diff girls is inreversable why the money he spends is reversable.

iyatrustee:
If its becos of your blood soaked kpekus, u wld get over it huni @ erico2k2, u sure na u no like wetin u see?

ahah,I like Big no Biggie,U wan sufokate person abi? ,sup wiv this thread,its soooooooo dull

Oh my daysNL wont kill me lol,
@ OP the guy was o n the phone and did not take the time to say sorry he had to make a call Translation the date was borring, you aint what he expect,no offence and oh I noticed you have a driver,house help and work in an Office most of us must work( outside an office ) lol next tiem you go on a date, arrange where you guys are gonna meet and get yourself there on the agreed time by yourself,dont wait for no one to give you a lift.The world is changing 9ja inclussive gone are the days where the man is expected to impress you %1000 you as a girl got some impression to do too ie argue you wanna go DUTCH(Wishfull Thinking I know) lol

iyatrustee:
Don't talk to us. Just type it out and be assured we wld read it!

Next time I look at your profile Pic,I would def need oxygen tent lol

LeoMax:
This thread open my eyes and is about saving me 400,000. I have spent about 300k on this girl within 6 months and she keep playing hard to get. As I am typing this message I got a "sup" message from her on my BB.  If I respond now, I got to pay flight ticket morrow and pay 400k for rent for her on wednesday. Thanks you guyz, I am calling it quits right now. I love this thread. You guyz have saved my heart and life ofrom this silly thing called love

na wah  shaaaa,well in my BOOK nah because of People wey No Get GOD Make those wey Get

Goldieluks:
Easy girls>>>You meet them,you have a one night stand with them straight away.

Hard to get girls>>>>you meet them today,they give you a bit of hard time before,you can actually bed them.

This is what happen in the real world.To me i'd go for the 'hard to get girl' on this particular instance.
You don't call a girl hard to get,just because she refused to open her legs for you,on the first day,and guys don't
come here saying that a girl you've slept with after maybe four/six months of dating is an easy girl,cause that's not true.

we know what the Easy girl and hard to get girls means in the Ideal world, but babe, we are talking about the Nigerian context here lolI bet you are i n london ie you pay your own rent and sort yourself out,U dont need no man to do all that 4 you cos if you want respect 4 yourself you got to keep it that way.In 9ja most girls you toast would not say No unless you fly Okada and xtreemly WOWO.A girl wopuld know straightaway if they could go with you or not 5mins just frm talking to you.whereby she knows in her mind that nothing would and could NEVA happen b/w both of them, why not B woman anough and walk on instead of saying we'll see,nxt minute she wants phone cards,next day its her rent lol and oh teh best one,Her Mum is Ill and then her siblings need money 4 school the list would B endless until the guy get fed up,this is how it rolls in 9ja u get meNow thats the Playing hard to get girl in the 9ja context %80 of 9ja babes in 9ja would neva give U a yes or No answer unless they are married.

guys, teh Credit crunch affact thier global market lol

figment232:
what if d babe no fancy d guyz wont she play hard to get

No this is the illitracy we are talking about i n this subject matter,if she dont like the guy, she should be WOMAN anough to say no and walk away from the guy's advances and money.

In my opinion,I dont think there are loads of girls in 9ja these days who play hard to get,how could you be talking of hard to get when the average  age of indipendent woman in 9ja is like 30?so for me its a NO 2 hard to get and YEs to Easy in this context
Girls who are reading this saying YEs dont mean you get to sleep wiv the guy, there is more to life in relationship than going straight to bed.SO if you as a girl could not decide if you wanna go out with a guy2-4th date  then you are stuck in the 70s like seun says  lol

kpolli:
Prove kini. . .

The average naijan loves learning from experience, so until u unbelievers see them b4 u wud bliv them

Gbam lol
I used to believe that too after living here for 10 years lol but honestly, when I went to spend 2 yrs in 9ja, if not God and parents who never stopped calling on the name of God who knows, 4 those of you saying it dont exist and dont have God behind you sorry ohhhh

all4naija:
You are talking of Psychics! Have you ever seen them really having those attributes attached to witches and wizards. You are watching a lot of Harry Porters man!

lol guy you are funny, wake up, have you read the Bible lately? and where in my earlier post did I make mentiion to Physics,I did Mech Engin 1999 so I should know loads of physics,the thing is,once the words Witchcraft is mentioned, we all jump into conclusion of broomsticks and people flying,witchcraft is a spiritual things(people who have or where given the powers to free thier spirits at will) and meet in a spirit relms(coven) they can do and undo to those whome they could effect.This is true as well here in the UK

lol guys here are trying to potray civilsed ideology, simple as ABC There are Witches and Wizards out there everywhere in the world,what they do with thier power is what people use in judging them,even here in the UK we have witches and wizzards, just cos they dont kill thier kids or eat their relatives dont mean they dont exist.

seedord247:
thank God You are in london washing plate for Mc Donald

you foolishness is of the highest order,your ignorance a a ship load, just cos the guy said he isin London you assume he washes plates for Mcdonald because you just hear the name McDonalds as an eatery,y COMMON SENCE DID NOT TELL YOU THEY DONT SELL FOOD ON WASHABLE PLATES,THEY USE DISPOSABLES MADE FROM PAPER,SO IN YOUR VILLAGE DO YOU WASH PAPER PLATES?MUMU

@ OP, tell ur friend to tell his gf he dont have the money so he cant afford it end of storey

[quote author=must_a_far link=topic=741560.msg8996978#msg8996978 date=1314198419]Does it matter if the tax laws are set by the federal govt? Yes, its level of implimentation is up lagos state to decide but then as someone said, filling of taxes is different from paying taxes. Filing n having a zero liability means Ɣ☺ΰ  ® not liable to pay anything and your tax clearaance card would reflect that. But soneone not employed doesn't also mean he can't pay tax, he might have share dividend he collects, he might collect rent from a property he inherited, he might be involved in some form of trade.

As regards the individual who brought in a car from yankee and was issue with a 420k tax, the nigerian tax law states that taxable income includes,"income earned in, derived in, accrued in or brought into nigeria. . ." That is the basis with which the car was being taxed using what is called, "best of Judgement" assessment. The information provided by the individual at the tax office is not totally true.

If there are anymore questions I'll be glad to explain or comment on them. But if any name calling or mudslinging occurs I reserve the right to ignore.[/quote]this is exactly true, let me add here, the gentleman who thought I was insultaing him cos I used the word ignorant, Im so sorry did not mean it in that way,more so could you tell us under what tax code was your un employed wife taxed translation ,what was the name given to that TAX??

Upright750:
fake government scamming unemployed people in the name of tax. crazy government leaders with criminal mind.

Corrupt officials trying out their LUCK on vulnerable people

lastpage:
@rabzy
@The One

I think its time people “riot” over these devilish cheating/abuses by the LASG, using executive powers to harass and intimidate citizens all in the name of meeting a set “Tax collection Target”.

Let me add my junior brothers experience to the above:
He is Resident in the U.S for the last 5years and works there.
He pays his Tax there and has his Tax certificates to prove that.
His wife is currently working in a Telecom Firm in Lagos and pays her tax (deducted at source, on PAYE).
When he came to Nigeria last time, he bought a car and registered it, paying ALL required levies. He used it for 7weeks and gave the car to his wife to take the kids to school and do normal daily mummy-runs, before going back to his base in the U.S.

Before you could say “jack”, Lagos State Tax office brought a Tax liability “IN HIS NAME” to the tune of four hundred and twenty thousand Naira (#420,000:00)!
Ofcourse, he wasn’t even in the country by then. His wife told him and he said “it must have been an error on their system”.

A few months later, they threatened him with court action if he does not pay within two weeks!
He got their phone number and told them he cannot pay “double tax”, having paid tax where he is normally resident (and testified that he is willing to show them his tax compliance) and asked them what “business he transacted with them” in Nigeria or Lagos in particular, to warrant tax? He went further to ask where they got his details.

One of their staff later called his wife aside (she went there in person to present her own tax certificates) and told her that the government just “randomly picks” data from CAR REGISTRATION database and ‘slam people with fathom figures of tax”! The staff (wont mention the name) also said that they have been instructed to even impound the cars of such people if they fail to cough out the money.
Is this is Government by THUGGERY?

Now, one would wonder whether LASG has employed “Armed Robbers” as Tax officials!
Why is the government acting like a Despot?

Agreed that people MUST pay their Tax but should an individual who has no business dealings and don’t even live in Lagos, be forced to pay tax to Fashola at “gun-point” or with fear of loss of life and property?

We blame dictators all over Africa but a government that cannot even differentiate between "tax defaulters" and "innocent citizens" but would rather use force, violence and arm-twisting to get money from innocent citizens is DESPOTIC.

Guv. Fashola, as a seasoned Lawyer, knows better than these.
He should call his “goon-death squad” to order.
DO YOUR HOME WORK PROPERLY and stop harassing the innocent.
Well, my brother is waiting for the Thugs employed at the Tax office to charge him to court or to try impound his wife’s car so he can sue the shyte out of their silly ar.se.

this is FRAUD, I beg you tell whom ever is responsible that you want to go to the TAX office or thier office to discos the issue and they should provide the invoice for you to pay in a BANK into a Govt account see if they wont slow,I dont know why people are so so sos o Ignorant in this day and age we just do follow follow,Tax is meant to be PAID monthly or yearly if they wher gonna charge you on something thats is workable ie no revenue derivatives or rather a TAX code then its a LEVy,if not then its fraud,the LAGOS STATE govt have a comprehenssive list of what TAX to pay and its available from thier TAX offix.SO if sombody or group of people are asking you to pay tell them you wanna go to court,you dont even need a lawyer.

emmatok:
Well, weather you are employed or not.

You are required to pay VAT on some goods and services.

Tax system is univeasal, VAT is diffrent as everyone pays it when you pay for goods and services,however, you can only charge VAT if you have a VAT registred number,so its the bigger and more organized companies that would charge you for VAT refrence to goods and services.The supermarket by the conner would not charge you VAT if they dont have a VAT number.I believe the Tax OP is refering to here is them ones you pay when you earn money from working or doing Biz,ie Income tax and PAYE. so if you are not engaged in employment and dont work for yourself(Bussiness) then there is nothing to tax you on ie what is %20 of zero Income?? O ofcos so NO TAX .However there are some other monies you could pay weather you are working or not or earning or not,however these are NOT TAXES but LEVELS,people tend to confuse themselves with these terms.The Lagos state govt are one of the leading pioneers in 9ja when it comes to taxation,if U live in lagos and want to know or get all the info bout taxation go to thier tax office you would get al the info for free.i got this expirience first hand when I was stopped for my car steareo licence lol

[quote author=chima.uzo link=topic=742311.msg8986746#msg8986746 date=1314093010]Nigeria!nawaa even magistrates are not left out.If Nigeria fails to tackle this problem and bring these kidnappers to face the law,one day our president might even be kidnapped.[/quote]As bad as it sounds, that would be a good thing in that context kidnap and corrupt politician lol

SUper Storey
Na 2day? .

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=742311.msg8985273#msg8985273 date=1314076216]Delta State has really gone to the DOGS. Reno Bemigho Omokri aka BEAF where art thou?[/quote]Kidnapping is a terrible thingy, but to B fair on the state, it has been trouble free for a very long times in matters like this.

olotoo:
This pics is very funny, anyway, I agree with you; 9ja babes want the UK/US guys simply because they're cool, smart, not aggressive and quid flows, .
Point of correction: NOT ALL NIGERIANS IN LONDON ARE DOING MENIAL JOBS.

Guy try tell them, they think Nigeriqns clean the streets and wash al the dishes in UK,dem no kno say we dey arrange sharp sharp,Nigerians are Doctors,Lawyers ,Engineers and politicians here,police,immigration officer the list is endless.

[quote author=Sky-walker link=topic=737764.msg8956438#msg8956438 date=1313700753]Mr-keys and his uk slangs

Mate, init and taking a piss[/quote]i tire for the guy, E 4get say nah 9ja we all from lol,make he tell us wetin dey there.

@Mr-Key
you think we dont know there are problems in teh western world, but what ever probelms there are here, its 100 times in the developing world,people here have exit plans,can U immagine if I post all teh videos frm 9ja on here that teh BBC did, you wan compare, guy boon,I have lived in both societies I can tell the diffrence,this is my 13th year here in the Uk,i finished Uni 1999 in 9ja, I can tell you that I aint done bad at my age i n 9ja,if not Uk E 4 Red.

@My-Key that post was meant of Nayah who lives in france and can relate to what I just siad cos its a direct reply to her post,
if I may ask, how am i taking the PISS? or are you just using that word cos you heard people in the Uk using it and you think its well cool? plz xplain how you meant me taking the :PISS: plz.

[quote author=My-Key link=topic=737764.msg8955911#msg8955911 date=1313696255]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzA6Ww2Qfds

The people need ta know the truth , mate.[/quote]What truth,if you noticed these people are not legal, no kpali no life abroad broda.If you r not documented, bank account is a No go area,so that cuts you out from proper JOB.No education,You cant travel, you cant do Biz, so what life can you have,these are the true storey of undocumented people,them ones could relate to what you are saying not documented people, ,In Niger the highest biz you could do r contracts or supply which are =Corruption in a mass scale

@Nayah
I just realised you r i n france, now France is  xtreemly diffrent foem the Uk, you cant comapre in terms of racism etc.Now here in the Uk if someone called me black there is a law that barns  that here,you could go to jail for racial incitememnt,I dont think you have that i n france,my sister dont compare france with the Uk its two diffrent world,if you read the topic again you would notice the OP said Uk/US, cos the have similarities he did not say france or germany.Here in the Uk, we have Nigerians in power here ie contested elections  and won,howmany Nigerians are there in powerin france? we have loads of Nigerians who are Police officers, my very good mate just becam an Immigration officer last week at heathrow.What am I saying here, the benifits of coming Abroad is sooo huge But,a big BUT,mind where you go,if you end up in france,Germany,Italy or some other EU country where you can understand what they speak, then you are in serious trouble,thats is like minus 5 years from your life.

[quote author=My-Key link=topic=737764.msg8955841#msg8955841 date=1313695730]http://english.aljazeera.net/programmes/surprisingeurope/2011/08/201186102630499582.html

Mate, watch this video, then keep deludin yourself .[/quote]cant you just contribute your own comments instead of looking unto people who have failed where others succeed just cos the fail to go teh xtra mile

Ok in teh place of racism, we have tribalism, worse than racism.Stress lol Africa is the HQ of stress, here the stress is relative  and natural,if I may ask what do you class as stress relative to people living abroad?? could you tell me.?
.And me  and most of my friends do have a life, on our day off,we sure go out   and have a laugh, rest day dont neccesary mean weekends,here life is 24 hours.
Now talking about Individualism, are you reffering to White people? or Nigerians who came to hustle here cos 80% of us have our parents back home and call them  plus send them £££££ even build houses  and buy  good cars for them so you see, individualism does not apply to us over here.
YOu where talking bout saving your money, where is that money gonna come from?if you dont steal or get corrupt in Nigeria your basic wages wont be anough let alone save.