Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,833 members, 7,820,915 topics. Date: Wednesday, 08 May 2024 at 02:34 AM

Erkhalifa's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Erkhalifa's Profile / Erkhalifa's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Ambode Left Agege-Pen Cinema Bridge At 20% Completion by Erkhalifa(m): 1:09pm On Mar 06, 2021
Alejobs:


Can be as low as 45k or more depending on accessories you require
Mine : 08081495166
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Ambode Left Agege-Pen Cinema Bridge At 20% Completion by Erkhalifa(m): 1:07pm On Mar 06, 2021
Alejobs:


Can be as low as 45k or more depending on accessories you require
Drop ur whatsapp number, so we can reason wella
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Ambode Left Agege-Pen Cinema Bridge At 20% Completion by Erkhalifa(m): 9:32am On Mar 06, 2021
Alejobs:
You inherited all the source and income and we did not hear any complaint. Thanks for completing this....Lagos is still a far cry from all the mega cities of the world, more needs to be done and we need local technical hands as against expatriates to sustain the development。i sell laptop powerbank,10hrs plus on a single charge, 24hrs for rechargeable fan

...How much for HP elitebook 8440p??
Romance / Re: Lady Says Every Of Her Family Members Has Been In Her VAGINA by Erkhalifa(m): 7:25pm On Feb 06, 2021
PUSSYHOE:
grin

vagina citizen!!! that thing be like their most valuable asset.
Bros, Reread and picture her statement and then interpret what she meant, grin grin grin grin
Use your head!!
Education / Re: Covenant University In Pictures, Video by Erkhalifa(m): 8:42pm On Jan 14, 2021
Aerial views will have be better
Travel / Re: First Made In Akwa Ibom Boat To Be Commissioned Soon by Erkhalifa(m): 9:45pm On Jan 12, 2021
A beg, where is the ship?? If that is the ship, sorry, I don't consider this a ship but a speed boat
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Stopped Calling And Picking My Calls by Erkhalifa(m): 10:49pm On Jan 11, 2021
Though, don't have much to say, regardless of the situation just remember "LIFE GOES ON"...
if he pick fine and if he no pick fine sef.
LIFE GOES ON
Romance / Re: My Experience With An Abuja Babe.. by Erkhalifa(m): 5:37pm On Jan 09, 2021
adeadeyera:


No, you no sabi anything.
No rule in blogging says you can't construct very good sentences and still go over again to proofread.
You're just a poor writer.
We never can tell bro, maybe he is working on his writing ability, so bear with him, just as long you can understand the story is trying to pass.

3 Likes

Romance / Re: Help, I Am In Love With A Single Mother Of Two. by Erkhalifa(m): 5:03pm On Jan 08, 2021
The thing is: What use to be source of happiness, joy now can turn out to be source of pains and agony on the short / long run..
To avoid How I wish, Just quit having this thought of starting a relationship with her
Business / Re: Please Help Me...!!i Don't Want To Loose My Money by Erkhalifa(m): 10:33pm On Dec 22, 2020
Try get to the bank as early as possible tomorrow, to lay complain, maybe they might help you revive your money back
TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by Erkhalifa(m): 4:25am On Nov 24, 2020
Humanoid01:

Jaden Smith struggling to be a better father to his son, Will Smith? You sure say sleep don clear for your eyes so?
Mistake though... Just cross checking my mistake bro
Will Smith to jaden Smith..
Thanks for spotting that

2 Likes

TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by Erkhalifa(m): 4:21am On Nov 24, 2020
Humanoid01:

Jaden Smith struggling to be a better father to his son, Will Smith? You sure say sleep don clear for your eyes so?
Yea bro!!!
Romance / Re: A Letter To All My Brothers Who Are In Their Late 20's by Erkhalifa(m): 4:21am On Nov 24, 2020
Though, am in my very early 20, insha Allah,, we no go dodge for our mate when the time reach..

1 Like

TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by Erkhalifa(m): 4:13am On Nov 24, 2020
Though in "PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS" i cried for WILL SMITH while struggling hard for years to be a better father to his son (JADEN SMITH)..
Then in "BLUE-STORY", I cried for Timmy while macko his best friend set the vehicle he was inside ablaze

1 Like

TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by Erkhalifa(m): 4:06am On Nov 24, 2020
Xavie:
the final episode of The Originals, when Klaus decided to sacrifice his life for Hope... I really wept... never thought I could cry for a movie
Seriously!!??
I didn't finished the film though,,
Family / Re: At The Age Of 20, What Is A Young Man Supposed To Have Achieved? by Erkhalifa(m): 10:40pm On Nov 23, 2020
greymiles:
By 20, you should have your own house, a car starting from 2010 upwards, at least 2 investments, a girlfriend(not compulsory) and at least 10m in your acct
Anything less than this, then you’re a failure already
Lol... Bros, naso he take easy!!!
Calm down biko

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Nigerians React As Photo Of Tiwa Savage’s Nipple Almost Falling Out Of Her Dress by Erkhalifa(m): 10:30pm On Nov 23, 2020
He get watin human eyes no go see for media
Family / Re: Mistakes People Make In Their 20s That Guarantee They Will Have A Hard Life. by Erkhalifa(m): 10:25pm On Nov 23, 2020
I swear, life it's self is just so full of up(s) and down(s).. Only thing the brave survive the jungle
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Likes Posting Pictures Of Random Guys On Social Media. by Erkhalifa(m): 2:43pm On Nov 22, 2020
To be frank with you bro...
I swear you no be her main boyfriend...
You be her side chick

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Helen Grant: Despite Recession, Nigeria Is The Fastest Growing Economy In Africa by Erkhalifa(m): 5:57am On Nov 22, 2020
I swear best lamba of the year...
Health / Re: Bad Breath Wants to kill me! Help! by Erkhalifa(m): 9:58pm On Nov 11, 2020
mariahAngel:
The problem is not just in your mouth, it stems from your guts.
Answer these questions:

Do you drink enough water?
Do you eat fruits?
Do you eat foods with a lot of fiber?
I guess you don't know what it's all about...
Read more on POST NASAL DRIP!
Health / Re: Bad Breath Wants to kill me! Help! by Erkhalifa(m): 9:46pm On Nov 11, 2020
Am a victim of this bad breaths too bro...
Mine started when I was in JSS2, I couldn't talk to anybody, if I talk, some of my colleagues who am talking to will say "What's smelling like decay egg", using that statement, I know am the one they are talking to. I have a very close friend then called Gabriel Stanley, he was more than just an ordinary friend.
Fast forward to SS1, Stanley called me one day, and he told me that "Bro, I can't lie to you, cause you are my friend, you got a bad breath right from Jss2". I told him, I have tried many possible solution to that but the bad breath ain't just going.
After the day I and Stanley talked, I decided to talk to my class captain (Joyce, pretty fair Igbo girl) just talking about relationship stuff, all of a sudden, the bad breath started, I tried stop talking to the girl before she notice the bad smell but unfortunately for me, she discovered that and she told me "Your mouth is smelling ". I felt so bad and that very day, was like am a big loser .... I decided Googling on bad breath, along the line I discovered the bad breath is called POST NASAL DRIP caused by blockage of the nose by some particles...
Fast forward to SS3, I tried many home made remedies for my Post Nasal Drip, Omo, to no avail, I was tired and weak, the only person I could talk to fluently is Stanley cause that's the only man that understand my predicament.. Through out my secondary life (both junior and senior secondary school) , I lived with bad breath.. I finished school in 2017 with bad breath and 2018 too, I was still experiencing bad breath from January -July of 2018 was far worse, the bad breath was coming steadily, I decided to leave where I was staying (Igando, living with my elder brother then) I move to Ajegunle around August of 2018, I started living my life but I was conscious of my bad breath....
A week gone in Ajegunle I didn't experience bad breath, I told myself ("The bad breath still pity me small) , Months gone again, I didn't experience bad breath...
I can't tell you I use home made remedies or recommendation from a doctor to cure my POST NASAL DRIP. To me, it's still a miracle that I can't explain bro.. The bad breath left me with out using anything...
Right now, anything like POST NASAL DRIP is a once upon a time story...
I was once in your shoe more than 5years of bad breath but I thank God nothing of such again
Politics / Re: Soldiers Used Blank Ammunition In Lekki Shooting – Sani Usman by Erkhalifa(m): 8:56pm On Oct 29, 2020
Wahala for who no sabi lie��
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Nigerians Are Not Hungry; Protest Caused Looting by Erkhalifa(m): 4:37pm On Oct 29, 2020
I swear this man is an
Olori buruku man.
Career / Re: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by Erkhalifa(m): 10:24pm On Sep 17, 2020
Yours was even still better!!!!
We do open 8am- sometimes 12-1am in the next morning(l.e very late midnight) boys nearly obtained me one very night.. All in the name of 5k
Family / Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Erkhalifa(m): 4:16pm On Jun 02, 2020
Na so, them feed me with big lie, say:
Nigeria Vs India. India beat Nigeria (99-0), after Samuel okwaraji scored for Nigeria, instantly, he die. Lol��

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 27
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.