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RomanceRe: How Many Of You Guys Have Dated A Girl That Looks Like This? by escapefromusa(f): 3:00pm On May 20, 2021
PlayMaker14:
I hope so, but do you have her type of flat tummy to compliment the shape?
My brother you have said it all "FLAT TUMMY". No matter how sex, na your belle I go dey gauge. After that, your bobbi.

Belle and bobbi , very good estimators of a girls quality in the system of girls. grin
RomanceRe: Upcoming Wedding Palava by escapefromusa(f):
This one done insult my mama add my papa plus the pikin dem.

See why I said what I said. Wolves in sheep clothing. grin

Most girls are only good for a toss in the sheets.

EndRape2:
Your comment shows how damaged you are, and need help, you really need a paychatrist to help you out before it is late, it is very obvious your own mum has brain washed you, and before you know it, you will become a 50years old man, with regreats all over, write it down.

Common sense , your mum does not want you to spend on your wife and family not because she likes you, but because she wants you to spend it on her, that is greed and selfishness from her,

If you are a mummy's boy you so not need to get Marry, stay with your mother let her use you for ever,
You do not need to marry because others are marrying or you need children, stay with your mum and old with her,
Mumu you better go for deliverance , or you will be frustrated under your mother's slavery till you old and die.

Since you are single and not married , please Marry your mother, since he is the one that loves and will tell you the truth.

Mumu mummy boy s
EndRape2:
Eeya, them Don break this one heart reason he thinks every girl wants to eat his money , is this your mum's advice meaning is same thing your mum did to your dad, reason she keep telling you all women wants to eat you and run
Mothers do not want other women to do to their sons what they did to their husband, not knowing their husband is some one else's son, and they will do same to their son, Las last karma nah bitch, no matter how they protect their children =, their children will keep having heart break and dissapointment , because what they are teaching the children is all lies.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Oil Producing State Status: Governor Obiano Meets Timipre Sylva by escapefromusa(f): 5:02pm On May 18, 2021
IGBOSON1:
The real power lies with the susbstantive petroleum minister (Buhari) as well as the GMD of the NNPC (Kyari), all of whom are core northern muslims!
Wrong !

Timipreye is chairman of the board which NNPC and other subsidiaries are members.

Timipreye can handle contracts up to 35M USD without permission Must I can't spend half that with Timi signature. Buhari is the Oga but rarely does much. The V.P calls a lot of shots on Buhari behalf.

You guys don't even know how this country runs
RomanceRe: Upcoming Wedding Palava by escapefromusa(f): 4:19pm On May 18, 2021
EndRape2:
My brother do not let all these immature mummy's boy deceive you here, you are the one that is not mature and in considerate.
Manipulations of a she devil:
Mummy boy
Real man
Man enough
Aren't you a man
You are a man

They hate the so called mummys boy becuase they are hard to manipulate.

Just like OP was about spend twice for what he could for half. And Mommy came with insight... boom manipulation busted.

Always listen to your mothers. Even when they give unsound advice the objective is always for your best. These witches are looking for men to drain one way or the other. So they can get body enhancements... travel to UAE and sleep with 15 yr old Arab princes.

OP your future wife is no different. Because las las na one fine boy with body odour, six packs and N630 in his bank account will kpansh your girl like $2 tramp for camp.

In Nigeria once a girl .. that has bore you no children or never sacrifice something for your benefit challenges you ... wahala dey. And your not even married and she telling what to do, not asking what should we do.
RomanceRe: Heartbroken. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by escapefromusa(f): 2:50pm On May 18, 2021
You seem like a descent catch.

Most Nigerian girls are not as courteous and organized as you seem.

No right or wrong approach in what he did or you did.

This may just be initial turbulence.
RomanceRe: Top Tribe With Ladies With Big Ass by escapefromusa(f): 1:19pm On May 18, 2021
Tastemoney:
Yet, they win almost all the beauty contest in Nigeria wink
Boy do they make em stupid these days.

Beauty queens may have tits but they never have buns only hips.
RomanceRe: A Man must Either Drink, Smoke Or Womanise. by escapefromusa(f): 4:42pm On May 17, 2021
lilvicky68:
He masturbates...
Heavily grin
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Lady Unblocks All Her 'Haters' On Instagram As She Celebrates New Car by escapefromusa(f): 8:47pm On Oct 26, 2020
crackhaus:
Congratulations Miss Sophiology



But we know that since you're based in Texas, USA, you have not paid for the car in full... grin
'

Celebrating her new rental.
TravelRe: Did You Know Anyone That Regret Relocating To Canada? Advise Pls. by escapefromusa(f): 8:35pm On Oct 26, 2020
FieldMarshall06:
95 percent regret. If you did not school there, don't go there. I mean first degree not masters. Don't dare, else you drive taxi.
grin
PoliticsRe: Massive EndSARS Damage And Destruction In Lagos. Pictures. by escapefromusa(f): 12:57am On Oct 24, 2020
hammer3:
THIS IS WORLD TRADE CENTER BEFORE AND AFTER.


WE CAN ALWAYS REPLACE MATERIAL THINGS BUT WE CANNOT REPLACE LIFE LOST.
Clown the government can't pay lecturers, policemen properly and you are dreaming of rebuilding the world trade center.

Do you know the private equity businessmen put into rebuilding WTC

grin ...
PoliticsRe: EIE, Apologises For Spreading Fake News Over Lekki Shooting by escapefromusa(f): 12:43am On Oct 24, 2020
CoachEmmanuel98:
Instagram live videos can’t be edited or photoshopped.
Several RTMP services can stream edited videos on Instagram LIVE. Why are Nigerians so uninformed?

I rarely use IG but I know it's possible with RTMP... I googled it .. lo and behold
1. Instafeed.me
2. Yellowduck.tv

The poverty several Nigerians suffer from started with a lack of information, not bad governance.
CelebritiesRe: Popular Radio & Tv Presenter Ik Osakioduwa Confirms Lekki Tollgate Shooting(pix) by escapefromusa(f): 12:26am On Oct 24, 2020

Foreign AffairsRe: NOT FOUND by escapefromusa(op): 4:39pm On Dec 15, 2019
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FamilyRe: Some Women Don't Have Sense by escapefromusa(f): 4:38pm On Dec 15, 2019
mrwonlasewonie:
1. Have you even been to Lagos before to know where yaba is?
2. yaba wasn't created only for Diabolus like you.
3. Village champion grin
4. I have enlightened
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FamilyRe: Some Women Don't Have Sense by escapefromusa(f): 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2019
lilwetdick:
Mama's boy, you are not yet a man, i guess she is still giving you breast milk to suck or is she sucking the milk out of her breast and storing it in feeder to preceive it incase she is not around.

pls post how much is in that domicillary account aka dollar account

be like say na only you get domiciliary account for naija
Are those tears? Are you crying?
Okay .. sorry "MAN" do not cry. I know it hurts to be a member of a dysfunctional family. No support - emotional, prayers or financial.

Once you hear mother, father, mother's house, father's house ... you feel pins all over the skin.

God will heal you.
Say Amen.
FamilyRe: Some Women Don't Have Sense by escapefromusa(f): 4:03pm On Dec 15, 2019
lilwetdick:
coming from a man who loves living with his parent..you are not even ashamed of yourself

so a rich man son who is 39 and still living with his parents will be praise for his heroismhuh

damn man! you are a disgrace
Na wah ooh. You're still struggling with this "living with his parents".

Is escaping from your parents; the only thing you have achieved in this life? You have deep-seated resentment for your parents, you need help.

If I could be with my mum every single day, I would. I LOVE my mother, no questions. She made me.
Loaned me money to open my first domiciliary account back in 2006. For now, my mum is my sister, wife and best friend.
I stay very close to my family.

I don't like outsiders, most of them think like you - all guts, no glory!
FamilyRe: Some Women Don't Have Sense by escapefromusa(f): 3:54pm On Dec 15, 2019
lilwetdick:
an empty barren make the loudest noise

you support grown up adult living with their parents and now you wanna brag about money in dollars account

you don't even know me and you have started bragging dollars and naira account

I will like to see that your dollars account with screenshots

now enough of your bragging just to prove your manhood
From where I'm from .. this is called a retreat.
Are you retreating? Do you truly consider yourself a man? Can you stand among other men, and talk about things real men do?
Can you? schnitzel!

Better make real money, spend it with family, and spend good quality time with family... have strong family ties and values and think less of what
this morally and financially depraved society you trying so hard to fit into.

When your account balance changes, you see how foolish you have lived.. and how you could have changed your life longtime ago...
FamilyRe: Some Women Don't Have Sense by escapefromusa(f): 3:44pm On Dec 15, 2019
lilwetdick:
the highlighted is total bullshits, the only rich kids who never leave the house or thrive to be better are those who have lost ambition already, they are relaying on father's money for survival.

those kids who lives alone...they didnt become president or mutual fund manager but they have taken steps to personal responsibility and independence, that is the first step of being an adult.

some 17 years old are more adult than those adult of 38 years old

you that is still living with your parent have you become president or mutual fund manager
.... he said lost ambition or relying on Dad's money. How fast can you make a million naira?

seriously .. you think if an Abdul lives in Ajegunle in your father's house with his folks, the society will judge him the same way they would an Emeka living in Maitama in his father's house with his parents.

Seriously ... grin
No schnitzel .. different strokes for different folks.
FamilyRe: Some Women Don't Have Sense by escapefromusa(f): 3:38pm On Dec 15, 2019
lilwetdick:
am sure you are married and living in a room in your father's house

pls, grow up.

you can never leave your comfort zone, your mother still cooks your meal, have you ever thrive for independence before but then again you call your self a man, I wonder what type of man are you.
Since you want to size me up.

Please whats your account balance in USD, please no naira! angry

I am simply pointing out you should stay in your family home, and use your funds for better things than paying house rent, generator, security, power bills. But you rather insult my mother - is it a crime to eat my mother meals. Did she not cook them from whence I knew not?

Whats is wrong with poor people .. why do you guys always have family issues?

So, when you stop eating your mother's food, manage to pay rent for that filthy home you live in which has a toilet which visitors have to tiptoe into, and pee from a distance, then go home to wash with Dettol.

That's what makes one a man? I understand our women now.

Where do you live? Lets even seen if you are a man - based on location?
FamilyRe: Some Women Don't Have Sense by escapefromusa(f): 3:28pm On Dec 15, 2019
lilwetdick:
so you think it is normal for a 38 years old individual to still be living with her parents in her parent's house when she is not handicapped or physically challenged

is this not symptoms of lack of ambition. for god sake that is a 38 years old individual not an 18 years old kid
Lack of which ambition!

All those people paying rent, when their parent's homes are in the same city. How many have become Presidents and Mutual fund managers?

You never see a rich kid do it. Most live in the family homes till marriage. All this "lack of ambition" bullshit - is a poor man's excuse.

So by increasing your monthly expenses you grow ambitious. Do you know how many billionaires lived in the parent's home, properties, and the likes before things starting moving?

Since when did "house rent" and ambition, start correlating. From Maitama to one dirty street in Gwagwalada, or from V.I to one back watered estate in Lekki.
FamilyRe: Some Women Don't Have Sense by escapefromusa(f): 3:21pm On Dec 15, 2019
Biglittlelois:
And what is wrong in her living with her parents at that age?
See wahala ooh.... in my own father's house. shocked

Who wan come live inside. Ooh, wait... she should work 8 - 4 and dash the whole money to one dusty landlord that refuses to fix anything in the house. poor security, no generator, no hot water, expensive airconditioning, and cooling angry

Any fool that works in the same town as his or her parents, and his or her parents own a big house or have enough space and yet decides to rent
is an idiot. No gain in that shit .... from linen to polyester ..
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Nnia Nwodo Will Lose His Position. Sultan Has 23 Oil Wells by escapefromusa(f): 3:06pm On Dec 15, 2019
kettykings:
Most ipob members have foreign degrees and are more educated than you. unless you mean ipob Nigeria .
Of course from Qincheng Prison University.
PoliticsRe: How Babagana Zulum Aborted Plot By Fayemi, El-rufai To Sack Oshiomhole by escapefromusa(f): 3:01pm On Dec 15, 2019
Wickedtruths:
I don't know why PDP sent the most ignorant set of people to represent them on Nairaland.
Cos the smart ones have all decamped grin
RomanceRe: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by escapefromusa(f): 7:00am On Sep 30, 2019
A faulty treatise on the origins of female prostitution.
PoliticsRe: Shock As Sanwo-Olu Appoints Joe Igbokwe Special Adviser On Drainage by escapefromusa(f): 11:26pm On Aug 20, 2019
Topsic70:
Eyes yaff open now! They dare not try d 1966 ehnic cleansing again.
Nigerians (esp northerners) are still "hotting" fom dt 1966 ethnic cleansing.
I'm afraid if a repeat of dt '66 madness occurs, this time there may not be any 'remnant'.

As per Joe igbokwe, the moment he made the "if a region is occupied dominated by 70-75% , they should at least be given d3puty councillor" comment, I knew his village pipo have got him!
He really mis-yarned.
When did he say this?
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shingle Rocks Swimsuit (Photo) by escapefromusa(f): 11:32pm On Jul 23, 2019
jerrybakermillz:
08168102308
grin winkI come in peace
PoliticsRe: Why Northerners Are Mostly In Better Body Shapes Than Southerners? by escapefromusa(f): 6:50pm On Jun 27, 2019
sunnysunny69:
This one from Kano na southerners too ?
This guy is from Abia, his wife sells Okpa at the junction near my uncles wife's junior sister's friends place of work. grin
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PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Shows Her Handmade Pineapple Crochet Dress by escapefromusa(f): 12:23pm On Jun 22, 2019
gypsey:
And if it bothers you that much perharps you should follow suit.
as it appears you are crying more than the bereaved. grin
Look who's talking!
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PoliticsRe: Warri Refinery Is Headed By Hausa's by escapefromusa(f): 9:17pm On Jun 20, 2019
amaben2020:
I pray this oil dries up or we stop getting patronage from other countries as soon as possible. Amen
Why not pray your illness - poverty dries up.
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PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode & Zainab Bagudu, Kebbi First Lady At Loggerheads On Twitter by escapefromusa(f): 2:05pm On Jun 16, 2019
goaldynboy:
Look at your warped thinking!

So because he is not from Kebbi, he should fold his hand and keep mum while injustice is being perpetrated?!

So if El-Rufai and Fulanis are killing christians in Southern Kaduna, other Christians should continue watching because they are not from Kaduna?!!
What about the Christians in Umuahia and Onitsha?
Is the stench and filth in those towns not an injustice to Christians in the state?
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