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Business / Re: Crowd Forces Port-Harcourt Mall To Shut Gate by Esomchi800(m): 11:11am On Dec 26, 2019
DonFreshmoney:
One bomb would do justice here.. Nigeria population needs drastic reduction

You are foolish

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Fashion / Re: When Your Tailor Said "Come And Collect It On 12th" And It's 24th by Esomchi800(m): 1:08pm On Dec 25, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

Am in Benin

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Travel / Re: Christmas Shoppers Storm Onitsha, Overloaded Vehicles Spotted Leaving The City by Esomchi800(m): 4:22pm On Dec 21, 2019
Multiplier7:
My brother come Enugu and you will not see road. The point is that my South East brothers knows how to celebrate anything CELEBRATABLE.

God Bless us all this sweet season. Happy Christmas everyone one.

Calabar we are coming for the carnival. Hope you guys are ready?
Am going as well
Romance / Re: Have You Been Compared To Someone By Your Partner ? Share Your Experience by Esomchi800(m): 11:16pm On Dec 12, 2019
Homeboiy:
Me wey no first get joy

Benin city de hot as them quick close for Guinness beer carnival today
Yes all fight dey ground My area since 8pm everybody don enter hux me just dey with my babe on gen dey blow and watch film na dem know if dem like make dem kill dere self

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Used As Sex Machine By Rich South Korean Ladies - Man Says by Esomchi800(m): 9:22pm On Dec 12, 2019
superfitsez:
eziokwu ka obu... my twin brah dey dea,na him work,he na male prostitute,he dey do my paper to come joinam for korea,,,,my body dey totori,,I can't wait to paralyze someone with my python
Abeg if una need person I dey free abeg make we go 2gether
Family / Re: Man Designs Posters For Wife’s Lover; Says “stop Sleeping With My Wife Or Die On by Esomchi800(m): 6:31pm On Dec 06, 2019
You are a very foolish man
Fashion / Re: CYPAID: A Nairalander In The USA Launches His Clothing Line by Esomchi800(m): 10:51pm On Dec 05, 2019
That girl in the second picture I like her my type of girl
Religion / Re: Top Nigerian Gospel Praise & Worship Songs Released In November 2019 by Esomchi800(m): 5:23pm On Dec 01, 2019
Sniper101:


LMAO
I can relate to this, Bro grin

Babes with stinking kpekus, after giving Dem wheel-barrow style for a few minutes and then they decide to be so generous as to turn around to set doggy-style for u to knack Dem from behind, at that moment, you might even lose erection (or lose election; if you're a politician) cos of the awful stench emanating from her fvcked up corridor of power cry
baba mi e no reach 2secs my dick fall as I hear the smell
Religion / Re: Top Nigerian Gospel Praise & Worship Songs Released In November 2019 by Esomchi800(m): 4:49pm On Dec 01, 2019
I just Bleep one girl finish so she get big yansh but as she turn back for me my room cast with smell

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Sports / Re: Messi's Stats In 700 Barcelona Games by Esomchi800(m): 4:18pm On Nov 28, 2019
ominilongest:
cry cry cry
Cr7 go soon hang boot
Mesi still get like 2,3 years in him
na all this over hyped,over priced neymar and co person go dey watch cry
I go switch to WWE Las las
Damn cry
Neynar is talent and beautiful to watch if no be cause of injury when wan finish am
Sports / Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Esomchi800(m): 8:32am On Nov 22, 2019
I will be back to comment what's on my mind
Sports / Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Esomchi800(m): 8:31am On Nov 22, 2019
I will be back to comment
Romance / Re: Screenshot: My Experience In The Hands Of A Terrible Gold Digger by Esomchi800(m): 8:03am On Nov 17, 2019
All the Good Good things when we dey do for Benin Girls Our Reward Na For Heaven

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Romance / Re: What Is That One Thing You Miss About Your Ex? by Esomchi800(m): 11:04pm On Nov 14, 2019
I guess I miss her voice
that's all coz she is stingy anyhow
only girl wen dey receive salary every month and still dey depend on me to make her hair,buy her clothes and buy her drugs and still give her money to eat
That was our major reason for break up sha
I can't stand such attitude
though say na me even dey teach her styles for bed
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shops For His Squad In Dubai (Photos) by Esomchi800(m): 9:56pm On Nov 14, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
1 shirt 2 jeans . Abegi
have you ever taken your friends out to buy clothes for dem??
Politics / Re: Expel Obaseki - Edo APC LG Chairmen Tell APC National Leadership by Esomchi800(m): 1:41pm On Nov 13, 2019
lol Very Funny Peeps
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Esomchi800(m): 1:49am On Nov 13, 2019
Mine was when I was still a kid I think I was 12 years then
so robbers came into our house back then that big Nokia phone was still existing my dad was using the Nokia while my mum was using sagem which she bought newly
So they broke our door and entered the house they first went to my dad's room which was before that of my mum's where I do sleep most times so when they were done at my dad room they came to my mum's room knocking to open the door so my dad asked her to open the door as they opened it
immediately they entered they went straight to me
pointed the gun at me and was threatening to shoot due to my mum's stubbornness at first well me na with my little man sense
what I kept on shouting and crying was "Mummy give them the phone"
They left finally sha
Without hurting anyone
My mum narrated the whole story of what transpired to our neighbour especially my part
my friends used those words I said back then to laugh at me ehn
cox I too behave as if I get mind DAT time

Good old days

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Esomchi800(m): 12:55am On Nov 13, 2019
seunmohmoh:
Y'all know how plantain leaves looks like in the dark? That's what scared me when I was younger.

My compound was full of plantain trees and there was a day I was walking into the compound and NEPA did their job, everywhere became dark and the wind was so heavy that I ran inside to avoid the coming rain.

I ran past some trees before I got to the door......The door was unlocked but nobody was home, That was when the lightening started (Lightening scares me a lot) I looked into the dark plantation and thought I saw a figure. That moment i remembered a story I read about witches having their meetings in plantain trees. My heart raced, I couldn't run back outside as I had to pass between the trees before I get to the gate and I couldn't stay where I was or go inside {I was scared of staying alone in the house} .


That moment I told myself "All die na die" I ran through the trees like my life depended on it and stayed with people outside till my parents came back and we went inside.

I remember I couldn't sleep that night because I thought I interrupted the witches meeting and they were watching me angrily.

Good old days grin grin
Funny story
pretty lady
Crime / Re: CBN Benin City Was Not Attacked - Central Bank Of Nigeria by Esomchi800(m): 11:47pm On Nov 12, 2019
My cousin has a shop at akpakpaba I called him he said noting like that happened o
it surprised me

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Politics / Re: Obaseki: I Have Created 157,000 Jobs In Three Years by Esomchi800(m): 6:04pm On Nov 11, 2019
Lol u mean the ones wen dey stand for sun pack motor abi d ones wen dey run follow any motor wen stop for ring road those jobs no even reach 20,000
Politics / Re: "Adams Oshiomhole: Elephant In APC's China Shop" by Esomchi800(m): 1:22pm On Nov 03, 2019
grin
Romance / Re: Chilling With My Daughter This Beautiful Evening - Photos by Esomchi800(m): 2:19am On Oct 31, 2019
Wow your daughter is cute its been a while air force1
Romance / Re: My Dilemma: My Girlfriend's Confessions. by Esomchi800(m): 2:31pm On Oct 29, 2019
My guy if u don't want her again u can pass her to me
Politics / Re: Sagay Says Oshiomhole Should Resign If APC Loses Edo State To Opposition by Esomchi800(m): 7:52am On Oct 28, 2019
And the short midget might loose Edo state the way things is going
Politics / Re: Melaye, Adeyemi: A Fresh Test Of Strength by Esomchi800(m): 4:22am On Oct 23, 2019
I want dino to win

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Mercy And Diane Accused Of Lesbianism, Here’s Why (video) by Esomchi800(m): 7:28pm On Sep 29, 2019
kestolove95:
I don't know of mercy, but diane is a lesbian..I remember when we wia 2gether at barnawa Karina b4 I move to London only to see her in bbnaija
Am surprised too before I went to Cyprus I knew her
Politics / Re: Igbinedion’s 85th Birthday: Obasanjo Arrived In A Gold Rolls Royce by Esomchi800(m): 7:49pm On Sep 22, 2019
Nairaland and old news
Crime / Re: Ghanaian, Rubbin Sarpong Scams 30 U.S Women Of $2.1m, A Victim Committed Suicide by Esomchi800(m): 11:50am On Sep 09, 2019
hmm
Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe To Be Buried On September 15 Amid Row Over Burial Site by Esomchi800(m): 10:56am On Sep 09, 2019
Rest in Peace sir
Celebrities / Re: Ikechukwu Onunaku: 'I Was Kidnapped By SARS, Made To Exhaust My ATM Allowance' by Esomchi800(m): 11:00am On Sep 05, 2019
Can someone dash me money its my dads mums birthday
I want to celebrate her

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