Unknown Member: this sounds like a study done by

Even Ted get sense pass you....you are just a bombalistic ewualised anofialistic ewu from the remote parts of kenya.Will you crawl back to your hole before I roast you for dinner. 404 like you

Unknown Member:

Waoh,my ewu has turn to jackie chan ooooo....
I will get you a treat for your supper....some dry bones will suffice.

Common get lost!!!!!

Unknown Member:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha-wetin do my ewu ooooo.....your brain dey do overheating abi?

heheheheheehehahahahahahahahahah ewu gambia

Unknown Member: Dog meat... much ado about nothing..

Killed my dog at age 15 and ate it. Killed another 2 years later and also ate it. Served in Calabar and also ate it.

I prefer goat meat to it anyway. Dog meat has nothing unique about it.

Your very self isnt any different from a dog which explains why you are barking here.

Didnt someone already mention killing their dog at age 15 on this thread? I am sure you giraffed your way through school,am stating the obvious anyway.

Will you just go back to your kennel,before I snap your neck for supper, ewulisitic anofialised cow from china. Fake product.

Unknown Member:

Are you into the communications industry or I.T?! That na where work dey now. Looking for Telecoms engineers. Inbox me if you fit the profile.

Cheers!

Anofia like you wey still dey find work.
I laugh in swahili,your own no be yahoo yahoo,na yau yau you be.

Ewu zamfara,just fecking shut up,troll like you,commenting every minute,you have a job indeed!

Unknown Member:

Go look the guy chat history.. Na crase man wey ehn be.

hahahahaha
ewu gambia....get lost.

Unknown Member:

No time to vex for you.. Lol

You sef check my posts and see say some of us wey dey Nairaland na family men..

Say person dey Nairaland no mean say ehn dey jobless. Ask Seun.

As usual,always blabbbing.You don come this thread come talk thrash abi? So you are now a family man?
I laugh in Japanese,you must be married to a dog of course,because no sane woman will ever think of marrying an irresponsible and rude slow poke like you.

Married man indeed,the village wey you from come,them no dey do honey moon abi,because I dey help you count am,three weeks into marriage but you still get time to dey do nairaland.

Jobless goat from the remote belly of china

Unknown Member: More hogwash...

Even Jesus' first miracle involved shayo. Even Timothy was spiritually sanctioned to pop something.

This message is yet another proof that these men of God are all just plain jokers. If only people can start reading heir bibles for themselves rather than wait for their pastors to tell it to them, then hey would truly be free from the bondage that they find themselves in.

Shet up for there!!! anofialistic cow

Unknown Member: Very unappealing...

I would rather make the best out of this life which I have and darn the consequences of an afterlife, than to waste away this life in psychological bondage in exchange for a life that nobody has ever lived before.

Exactly what I expected from you especially considering the fact that you are an ewu china/gayotic anofialistic cow.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good boy,you sure prove your worth when you need to as an ewu of course.

Unknown Member: If someone had asked in 1999 if I would be alive to ever see Nigerians being able to:

1. Own mobile phones

2. Be able to access the Internet from the comfort of my Bed,


I would have said never... Today, I own 3 mobile phones, all complete with Internet access and even video calling capabilities.

I believe that by 2015, power situation in Nigeria would hit a minimum of 20 hrs per day.

''Bla bla bla sheeep have you any wool

yes sir yes sir three bags full...''

This my poem is much better to read than that self gratifying epistle you just wrot up there?

For heaven's sake na who ask this gayotic anofiastic ewu china question now?

Story of my life.....I no wan read this kind rubbish from you again....ewu congo
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Unknown Member: So the Nigerian Police got intel on these robbers and this was their best Ambush strategy?!


To mount a Roadblock that puts a lot more people in Danger?!

Na wah o!!

And despite the heads up, they couldnt even capture all of them or kill all of them, some still got away.

I'm not impressed.

Strategy was poor.. Execution was good

Shut up there!!!!!! you talk to much,ewu china!!!!!!

Unknown Member:

See this NURTW agbero o!!

I call your father name?! Abeg drex go far!! Yoruba people go just dey waka dey find who go kill them..

On the contrary,you must probably believe your years of eating akpu and garri in the village will give you the strength if you were to face this guy? Just opening your mouth to talk thrash,tribablistic gay-gottic anofia like you.

You can yab NURTW Agberos here,go their garage go yab them and see if you no go blind comot for there.
Upon all your boasting for this forum,one would have thought you will be on your honeymoon now but for where? na nairaland you dey do your own honeymoon...ewu china like you....you sure say you fit do jigijigi sef.....
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha anofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Unknown Member: Who cares...

Who asked you?

No one wants to know if you care or not?

Now freaking get lost anofia.

kay9:

^^ #kpomo u no chop, #goat u no chop, #fish u no chop, u say wan #BEEF o!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I too like beef jare...you sef fit follow me chop am.lol

Richfella:

Bros na wetin? You sabi this guy before?

Richfella, you honestly dont expect him to answr that question now do you?lol

He will surely say something purely irrelevant which he has done.

I intend to chase him back to the hole he crawled out from.....lol

Unknown Member:

The Fagg`ot has an erecti0n for me..

He is a village retard. Responding to the H0mo is an absolute waste of time.

Buhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

Your papa wey dey tie wrapper for village na im you dey describe.

You will surely crawl back to that hole you crawled out from,bottom line you are conforming to the norm-no insults so call me what you like I appreciate it has been difficult for you to come to terms with your father being a but-t licker but then such is life anofia.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Unknown Member: [b]Any Man who can't relate to this post is either very broke, plain hugly or a combo of both..



I just returned from Lagos today. Whilst sitting at the airport alone, I could count over 15 women there that I would love to hump instantly. The girl sitting directly opposite me at some point adjusted her poorly buttoned shirt such that I could see her KEGS (which were truly beautifully and wonderfully made by God. #LimitedEdition). I am a newly married man (2weeks old) and I seriously contemplated giving her my complimentary card to meet me later on in Lagos (Thank God for super-natural self control). Truth is I had already had s'ex with the chick in that airport finish mentally, the question now would be when it would manifest in the physical. And I knew she was easy because i kept catching her starring at me with intent. I was the last to board the flight because I had to wait for my commander-in-Chief to stand at ease first before I could stand up from where I was sitted.

We men truly have to deal with a lot daily. In my office, even the tea girls and cleaning ladies now know that the guys there are a catch and have all upped their games. Even the I.T girls are not left out. There is this one I.T girl that wears these really killer mini skirts and stilettos that sends my blood into over pumping mode. Little wonder we have recorded cases of some men driving away their wives of many years and settling down with tea girls and I.Ts.

You ladies should please know that if you put your goods on display for sale, we men would price and buy them.

We are human for Gods sake, not saints.

Even Jesus sef would have had a hard time dealing with the kind of temptation we are faced with today. Ashawos in the days of Jesus, would look like DeeperLife women compared to the average girl on the streets of today.

May God continually give me the strength and will to overcome. I have never cheated on a woman even as a bachelor, so I don't want to ever cheat on my wife, but even I can't promise myself that anymore.

Life is hard![/b]

What a human being!
I wonder who ask am story now,plain irrelevant information,you are married so?
You want Nairaland to present you with a trophy or what? Abi,this will translate to money in the bank?

Who gives a damn if you cheat on your 2weeks old wife,ewu kano like you.....If your commander in chief like make he no stand again for this life,you deserve am noni,and if you vex me too much on this forum I will ensure your commander in chief never stands,let me see what you will use to do husband,yeye human being.
You finally crawl out from your hole since Nov last year.
2 WEEKS WEDDING and the anofia of Enugu is already thinking of how he will cheat on his wife,infact anytime you think of cheating on your wife,how much more doing your kini will dissapoint you for one year,that will be your purnishment from now henceforth,amen.

BetaThings:

Sorry. On this, I am happily a savage. we should cull fa..ots
There is nothing like live and let live between an antelope and lion. It is either the former or the latter
Fa..ots can only increase in number by recruitment
They cannot procreate. The more they are, the bolder they become
Better to wipe them out before they proliferate

Look at this story!

Jenkins, a female fa..ot who likes to bath naked with a girl she is not biologically related to is to be given custody at the expense of the girl's biological mom, a former lesbo.
http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/archive//ldn/2010/jan/10010201

I think I remember watching a film like this,Whoopi Goldberg was in the film.

BetaThings:

I never thought you were gay BTW
I once read a post by you where you tried to prevail on people to be courteous in their posts
I said that this guy was new to NL and would get used to the polemics

The jail term is for people who get married and I think it has not become law. It is still before the
Only the senate has passed it. UK and US are hard at work, trying to scuttle it

Personally, I don't like violence. But on this matter, a permanent solution requires some blood to be spilled
It is inevitable

It would really be a good idea to go and provoke a fight and then defend oneself

Thanks alot Beta Thing.I hate to read all thos abusive comments but then it appears it is a way of life on NAIRALAND here,the more sharp and vile the tongue is the higher the chances of becoming popular.

As for this Jide Macaulary,I dont even know what to say anymore,the matter is just something else.I hope they wont lynch him last sha.

ogugua88:

[size=13pt]Pregnant women with sickle cell anemia are more prone to complications. It's best that she starts pre-natal care as soon as she suspects or knows that she's with child.[/size]

Infact,God will bless you! What a mature and straight forward response.

aadetoyin:

WOW!!!
U get mind o. Ur children will be AS. Hmmmm
Pls how often does she have crisis and how well do u know how to handle her crisis. Do u know the first thing to do when she has crisis in the middle of the night?
U need to know atleast the basics of caring for her and ensure she takes her Meds regularly.
Also pls speak to ur family Doc, he is in a better position to advise u.

What do you mean by 'u get mind o'

That is how you people start!
a simple question and you start by injecting poision into your response.

You have advised him to speak to his family doctor,learn for next time, that should suffice!

kennyfao: Hmmmm! Its get uglier now. For ur information I don't look sick cos I have access to good medical facility so I have no cause to seek for sympathy and mind u am only urging u to be realistic so stop this harsh words. This is a social forum and nt an abusive forum.

Please my dear,go and read my posts,I abhor insults on this forum. But I will rest my case.At least sha,I have made my point.God bless

BetaThings:

This is the only time I wish we were allowed to defend ourselves with KA74
I would defend myself very well

Beta things oooooooooooooooooooo
buhaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jokes apart,this post of mine was intended to elicit comments such as yours.
I like to play around lots of the time.

Honestly,do you think this guy is in his right senses?he tried it the first time,he tried it when there was no law in place o,he failed.

Now that there is a 14 year jailterm for people of such nature as his,he now decides to open the church again.

If he doesnt get burnt this time it will be a miracle.

Omoni,resemble something I dont even know with that her hair wey look like forest.

Jide,well done and big thumbs up to you.

I wish you the best in your pastoral ministry.

kennyfao: Mr Agborodun, have u ever sat down and thought of the difference between the words REALITY and OPTIMISTC cos u just pick up ur fone and start defending stupidity what are u trying to prove? Intelligent or brilliancy? Where are those beliefs where thousands of kids die every year cos of this issue. Where are the medical personnels? And where are the cures? Guy, get ur head straight and wake up to the reality of life concerning this issue. No make me vex o.

Stop seeking for sympathy please! You do not need to be so defensive or aggressive towards me,I will say my part.For your information I also have sickle cell and it is not the end of the world,go the specialist hospitals,the pediatrics unit and see children with far worse medical conditions all over the world.

Be grateful you are alive because if means there is still hope for you,if you like discourage people all you like,the fact is it is their choice and in the grand scheme of things,kenny you are equals to zero.

Please insult me more,I am used to it on this nairaland but then Nigerians like you need to go beyond nairaland,support causes and make the country a better place.

Nivlin:

I don't blame you, being a bible believing christian doesn't mean you should ßέ blind †Φ a fault!

Now, since you're a GOOD BIBLE BELIEVING christian, why haven't you quote the bible †Φ overcome all the problems in life? Why haven't you quote the bible to make the world a better and peaceful/ problem-free place? Or tell me, why you haven't quote the bible to convert your genotype to AA?

I really don't blame you, I'm sure you're here to publicize your spirituality, mind you, all you're doing is not spiritual- its called TESTING/daring GOD. Keep it up, and you'll be surprised at the result.

You'll NEVER know what its like to father an SS child which you brought to live a life filled with pain- while you aя̩̥ε busy enjoying your life to its fullest, and keeping your child's life under restriction, cos you weren't sensible enough to avoid it!

Keep believing in Miracles! And keep increasing the number of ignorant Christians raising SS children- cos I'm sure you must have "preached" this your rubbish to some other ignorant christians like you

If I must say you have no right to 'condemn' him because of his beliefs, which is what has been the order of the day on this thread.
Its so easy to say blablabla but I tell you what loads of people get married every saturday,do you now go up to each couple to tell them about genotype. What millions of Nigerians are yet to understand is that life is about choices.For the misguided people who claim people with sickle cell dont live more than 21 years,sorry to burst your bubble but then loads of people with sickle cell live loooong enough and have meaningul lives. I mean some of the comments here are so insensitive and I wonder how long Nigerians and me inclusive o,will continue to wallow in such ...infact I am short of words.

The typical Nigerian mentality is to talk talk talk,no action. If we are all so worried about genotype issues,do you REALLY think there isnt a cure for this? How about if we encourage people in the medical field to push for a cure?Do you really think if this was a disease seriously affecting white people,do you think they wouldnt have found a cure?But they cannot be bothered,because we Africans and people of black descent are content to sit and moan and condemn and discourage amongst other things.
Look at America,there has been a couple of instances of people with sickle cell being cured,it might still be like out of the reach of the average person but then,if we had invested the ages and decades of complaints into seeking and pushing for a cure perhaps this would have been eradicated.

Have a look at the medical field and the various near impossible discoveries and then you will realise that you do not need a sootsayer to realise that indeed,nothing is impossible.
People come up with herbs which they claim can cure this disease,well at least make life better but mbanu,trust nigerians to never appreciate what they have.Until the white man will come and snatch it and claim it as their genius invention.

How about the factory that was established in Nigeria which provided succour for people with sickle cell,lots of people testified to the efficacy of the drug.What happened? did the government not frustrate the efforts of the company? Until tomorrow,no one bothered to ask about the factory? But when these same people are ill they will run to Germany and UK to get treatment.Or do you think these rich people do not have kids with sickle cell too? They know the tricks of the book and I can point to almost 8 rich kids with sickle cell married with 2,3,4 kids and well....recieve constant treatment abroad.

What ever happened to Nigeria?Even Ghana provides excellent treatment for people with sickle cell but then what can be said of Nigeria?

My people,please ehn,lets just be considerate sometimes when discussing sensitive issues such as this,there are people living with this condition,you do not expect them to commit suicide or live unproductive lives because they have got it and if anyone decides to get married irrespective of whatever,please ehn,it is their choice,there are worse things than living with sickle cell,worse medical conditions,thank God you have never heard of those or experienced it either.

I rest my case o!

No wonder him mouth bend go one side.
Such an inspiring story but please dont abandon your family my dear, God will bless you

aribisala0:

Well he certainly modified my comments posted at 12.21 and 12.28 pm on January 05. My view is if the comments were offensive they should have been removed. To edit them is wrong as it misrepresents my views which should be presented in their entirety or not at all.

Afam remains too controversial.He seems to want to settle scores and has not "moved on". Personally I never insult anyone first but feel obliged to return insults with worse in the spirit of brotherhood. If original insults are SEEN to be punished then this place will be more peaceful. Why should someone call me a fool because I express a view not directed at him or her and when I respond by calling his father a fool my comment is deleted and his left undisturbed.

This is a common occurrence with you,even when people are expressing their opinions as long as it doesnt tally with your school of thoughts,you suddenly become a viper spewing venomous abuses.Do you know how many times you call people fool or ask them to go back to their re-tard father/mothers to ask irrelevant questions.

I think it serves you right,you should not come here to force your ideas good or bad down people's throats.
Everyone has a right to air their views,you are not allowed to claim champion here,even Seun Mr Nairaland does not do such,if you cannot comply with set rules and regulations and respect other people's views then you can visit other sites where you are allowed to spew your venom.

I will not be surprised to see you lunge at me again but trust me you will be ignored.

aribisala0:

YOU ARE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. Anyway why not delete it or hide it .That is better I think

Anyway I just read the bottom of the page you OWN the site.You must be right!!MEA CULPA

If I understand you correctly it is OK to insult forum users but not their fathers??
Or one is just BETTER.You sidestepped that one or it is just an inconvenient question??

Thank goodness Seun finally saw your post,you have been a thorn in the flesh of many here,if you are not insulting people you are insulting their parents and unborn children and you still have the guts to ask if it is right to insult people.

I wonder what sort of wiring runs through your head,to think that you can not have a decent conversation devoid of insults,show how much of a civilised person you are.

As crude as a hunter's gun with that your mouth wey resemble suffer man slippers!

Oya insult me oooo.Am ready for you again.