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Business / Re: GTB Freezes My Account For False Loan by ESULAALU: 2:31pm On Apr 04, 2013
sammoR: u know I'll truly like 2see this in d press n watch d facts unfold. I'll bet 100k dis op will hide eventually cos I can see exactly wat happened. loan turned to money paid in2 acct which he ate. apparently he's misrepresentin facts. pls go 2d press, I'm so so sure he will never. ole jati jati, I repeat!!

Sammor, you are a big fool.
I dont insult people on this site but I will insult you because on this occassion you deserve it.

I remember an incident in UBA where a member of staff was diverting funds to his accounts non stop. Within a space of weeks,he had acquired a top of the range car and was suddenly planning a superlative wedding!
This is someone who could not even manage to express himself via words,suddenly becoming bold and acquiring a totally different lifestyle.

Unluckily for him,it didnt take too long for the bubble to burst, his boss found out just before his superlative wedding. Now this guy defrauded the bank,customers and possibly colleagues to the tune of millions!!!

I can bet that Sammor you are one of such people and you will be sniffed out of your hole very soon. You sit down in that damn office of your doctoring figures and manipulating people's accounts. You provide the poorest customer service ever but you seem to forget the source of your income are the heavy charges you and your gluttonous bosses IMPOSE on people's account.

Say anymore thrash here and you will be damn sorry. If you are a GTB staff of which you most likely are,best to tell your rogue colleagues and thieving bosses there is indeed fire on the mountain.

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Business / Re: GTB Freezes My Account For False Loan by ESULAALU: 2:23pm On Apr 04, 2013
sammoR: pple supporting d person who posted dis thread r d reason y dis country is where it is, y corrupt activities r done openly, with so much impunity. cos dis is a classic case of a 419/dishonest nigerian. the true reason he stopped using d acct is not far fetched. u have conveniently 4gotten u ate money dat wasnt urs now u're here tryin 2whip up unnecessary sentiments and trust nigerians 2fall 4dat crap. did u say u were or r still a banker? better pay plus all d accrued interest. armed robber jati jati. ole!!

Modupe!!!! Well said, its not so hard to decipher who you are after all.
unhelpful woman.
Business / Re: GTB Freezes My Account For False Loan by ESULAALU: 2:20pm On Apr 04, 2013
lancaster: 1st you said they told you its LOAN you took. Then later its now an OVER-PAYMENT!
The balance is 49k, they stopped you from withrawing from the account, can't they just remove the 49k, how did it get and interest of 221k?
Bros I don't know how this workd but I don't see GTB acting the way you just made them look. Moreover,n you said some things transpired that you don't want to discuss! Hmmm
Make no mistake people,this is a GTB Staff.
Religion / Re: Things To Look For In A Christian Boyfriend/Girlfriend by ESULAALU: 5:44pm On Mar 27, 2013
Okija_juju: This thread is devilish..


A true Christian should not be caught doing boyfriend and Girlfriend..

Wait!! When you are ripe for marriage, the Lord will show you who you will marry, and GBAM!! thats all!!


Unknown member,I miss you oooo!!!!
Haba,you wife no gree you use that handle again or what? grin grin grin

Common boy,time to rumble again.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Religion / Re: Things To Look For In A Christian Boyfriend/Girlfriend by ESULAALU: 5:43pm On Mar 27, 2013
Good, now can we have the post ''Things to look for in a pagan boyfriend/girlfriend''
Family / Re: Thinking On Giving My Baby Up For Adoption. Does That Make Me A Terrible Mom? by ESULAALU: 2:20pm On Mar 27, 2013
elkol: 27 weeks! Still 'abortable'

and I wonder why you were not aborted!
Religion / Re: Prayer Intercessors For Couples Trying To Conceive Babies by ESULAALU: 3:44pm On Mar 26, 2013
sauer:

Reading through your story. I see no connection with god or amen or anything of the sort. The male doc did a wonderful job, provided a good diagnosis and carried you through a successful operation.

For others, when you see a good doctor, chances are 8 out of 10 he'll be able to solve most of your problems, or at least provide good alternatives.
These prayers do little but stress you all day.

Dont be so insensitive,the least you can possibly do is keep this opinion to yourself(I understand the point you are trying to make but then people will most likely term it to be harsh and insensitive) Doesnt cost much to be empathetic to the plight of others. The least you can do is just be supportive of other people and whatever it is they are going through.

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Family / Re: Punishments You Served While Growing Up When You Do Wrong by ESULAALU: 6:13pm On Mar 22, 2013
ItsModella: In boarding school, I did frog jumping, crawling on both knees, pick pin, okada (the one where you sit on the air), angle 90 (hanging on the door)..

there is this punishment I heard is called "dig your height" shocked shocked shocked

Did you attend a federal government college(the pro-unitate schools)

That is where these things are rampant,my daughter then kept recounting the horrors of these purnishments,I had to withdraw her after a very ugly episode.
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 6:10pm On Mar 22, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Na... more like drinking alomo in my home gal's party.

Correct,ori tuka sibe.
You talk well.
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2013
♚ƒԐLis-c∆tus:


Drinking Panadol for another man's headache.

Ewu Boko Haram,go siddon for one place. Small pikin like you, you don read your book finish?!
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2013
dvdon: When the police shot Tear gas in my room under my bed to displace rats protesting 4 food cos hunger be wan kill me wey get house talk less of them. grin

So funny,I forgot to laugh!
So very dry lipsrsealed
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 6:07pm On Mar 22, 2013
beatbug: Wen i lost ma Bold4 after jus beqrly 3mnths, n am Still sad though; cant imagine d moni down d drain::: nw no shishi to get a new fone n not even expectin a new 1 soon.:: am soo broke


Sorry ooo,I no know the kain prayer wey I for pray for you now but then china phone never finish for market you hear? Sorry
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 6:06pm On Mar 22, 2013
♚ƒԐLis-c∆tus:


In every single post you make?
Is it not too much?


In that case ,may esu (devil) help you!
EWU CHINA!
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 6:00pm On Mar 22, 2013
njazra: When i lost my fiancee. So sad

It is well,God bless the soul of the departed
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:59pm On Mar 22, 2013
ItsModella: The last time I cried was on Sunday and that was because I thought the biatch called menstrual cramps was going to kill me angry angry angry



hahahahahahaha! You for use panadol demolish,destroy and conquer am now. grin

It is well,if you get belle now all those things go become story of the past o.Do quick make I come chop rice grin
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:57pm On Mar 22, 2013
manny4life: Good question, mine was three months ago...after my beloved mother almost lost her live in two accidents in one week. The thought of the fatal accident, and her going through severe pains and the emotional part got to me.. I even love my mom more. smiley

God will keep her for you and her loved ones and she will live long enough to enjoy the fruits of her labour,AMEN.
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:56pm On Mar 22, 2013
nenergy: It was in church o, during worship session. I was hailing God, extolling his name,then i ran out of things to say. That was when i started crying o,as in serious weeping.Hahahaha Thank God no one noticed.lol

The lord is good
Praiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lordddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:56pm On Mar 22, 2013
zangiff: i cried anytime i remember the corpse of ma mother. Even in the car, i use may hankerchief to cover


Awww! It is well Zangiffi,I pray the lord blesses her soul and those she left behind may they always be happy and never lack anything good.
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2013
Rooneyboy: cried ke !

This my eyes fit still commot tears so

Shet up there,ewu.

So if you no get any comment to make in line with the topic why come here to prove van damme things?!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:53pm On Mar 22, 2013
@pearlndu:
Even. As I read this. I am crying. Within. Me, just lost a dear uncle, his Wife. And. Daughter. In a fatal accident. Right now am cry

It is well my dear. The lord will give you beauty for ashes and may the lord bless the souls of the departed.

The lord is your strength.
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:52pm On Mar 22, 2013
Chimerase: De day I lost ma kid sista embarassed

May God bless her soul,Stay strong my brother. It is well.
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:51pm On Mar 22, 2013
aadetoyin: Yesterday but it was joyful tears. I was watching "Teju Babyface Show" and 2 women won return tickets to United states. The first woman ran out and started rolling on the floor. Its an old episode but touched me on how the unexpected can make u so happy.


Hahhahahahahahahaha-it was shocking to me the way the first woman reacted,happiness indeed cannot be controlled.See rolling on the floor as if TB Joshua dey cast out demons. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by ESULAALU: 5:48pm On Mar 22, 2013
Caracta: Yesterday...for a character in a book- "The boy called It"
Biography of Dave Pezler.

I cannot forget that book....so real and touching,its got a sequel. Cannot remember it now as its ages I read the book but somethin sure snapped in me and I would never forget that feeling.
Family / Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by ESULAALU: 2:53pm On Mar 22, 2013
Bigcake: My Dragon fly died and i gave it a State burial with a matches box as coffin. I and my friends ussually hide in the bush and throw stones at passersby. We played husband and wife whereby i will be incharge of midwifery, na dat one dey sweet pass because i go order everybody make dem carry belle so dat i go remove their p.ant commot the baby. Cemmetry was my best play ground,we excavated skeletons and play wit it freely.


You too lie.

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Family / Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by ESULAALU: 2:03pm On Mar 22, 2013
Okija_juju: Playing Drama with my friends cute younger sister.. Damn That girl could kiss like a p0rnstar..
Unknown member na im you be ,no doubt about that!
Celebrities / Re: Love Oyedepo And Steve Ogah Wedding Picture by ESULAALU: 1:20pm On Mar 22, 2013
Where are the more pictures?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had A Relationship Rival Before? by ESULAALU: 1:14pm On Mar 22, 2013
Politics / Re: Okorocha’s House Demolished In Orlu For Road Project by ESULAALU: 5:16pm On Mar 15, 2013
Okija_juju: Wash!!!!

Somewhere in the IMO STATE 2013 BUDGET, the compensation for that house has been factored in.. Imo State people will build Rochas a bigger, better and more luxurious house than that..



The Bible according to the book of Ichie John 3:16 For Rochas so Loved his state, that he gave his only begotten house, That Imo people should vote for him would not suffer, and have everlasting roads.. King Okijas Version... grin


I dey laff....


HMMMMM!!!!! I SMELL AN UNKNOWN MEMBER HERE......ABI YOU ARE COPYING THE WRITING STYLE OF MY UNKNOWN MEMBER?LOL
NYSC / Re: FG Set To Review NYSC Allowance Upwards by ESULAALU: 6:07pm On Mar 14, 2013
Chillypelly: @Esulaalu Insulting Unknown Member We dont need rocket science to know that your cerebrum is damaged. I empathize with your people considering the amount of resources wasted. Pls consider embarking on a trip to india for mental restoration ** My candid advice**

Chihuahua abi chillywag or chillyhog whatever you call yourself,even the unknown member you are defending knows better than to insult me....this will be your first and final warning or you will be full of regrets,if in doubt ask unknown member himself,he will tell you and yes! save that advice for your papa,if you you reach house make you tell your papa.Ewu Zamfara
NYSC / Re: FG Set To Review NYSC Allowance Upwards by ESULAALU: 5:47pm On Mar 14, 2013
Unknown Member:

ARGH!!

You just made a big mistake.. Havent you noticed I ignored him. The guy has crossed the point of no return. You shouldnt have even countenanced his presence. The fellow is a persona non grata. No point even quoting the person let alone responding to him. Now you iidiot will jump on you too.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IF NOT ANYTHING,I SURE KNOCKED SOME SENSE INTO THAT EMPTY BOWL YOU CALL A SKULL, BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW YOU DARE NOT INSULT ANYONE HERE ON THIS FORUM.

THAT ITSELF IS ENOUGH FOR ME, IT COSTS NOTHING TO RESPECT PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK I HAVE CROSSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN THEN AM GLAD COS AT LEAST YOU WERE ON THE BRINK OF MADNESS BEFORE I RESTORED YOUR SANITY.

NOW WARN THAT YOUR CHIHUAHUA DOG,CHILLYWAG ABI WETIN HE CALL HIMSELF TO BE CAREFUL OR HE WOULD BE MY NEXT TARGET...GOOD THING YOU ARE WARNING HIM NOW.
Car Talk / Re: Governor Akpabio Buys Bullet-Proof Mercedes-Benz Vans - PICTURES by ESULAALU: 5:38pm On Mar 14, 2013
Unknown Member:

WOW!!

Me!! Fool!!! Why?!! Do I know you?! Do you know me?! Does Akpabio know you?! Does he owe you?! Was calling me a fool necessary?! Does that make you feel like an intelligent person?! Will your mother be proud to hear you speak this way to someone you have never met before?! Is this how you were raised?! Didnt your parents teach you any respect?! Dont you have any home training?! Dont you have any manners?!

You should be really ashamed of yourself sir..




awwww!!!! This surely brought tears to my eyes,I cannot believe my darling ewu has spoken like a well groomed man.

Am so proud of you ewu gambia am really proud of you,oya chop knuckle.

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Family / Re: Ladies, What Will Make You Disrespect Your Husband? by ESULAALU: 5:31pm On Mar 14, 2013
Unknown Member:


Did he remind her that he was a Spartan?! angry angry

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY EWU MAKE ME LAUGH OOOOOOO!
fUNNY PET

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