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say wetin happening?

no way, i wont

the man chop belleful, dem for leave am there make hunger wire am, nobody go
for tell am before e for ben johnson come out.

N100,000 ransom, e no serious

HOW OLD R U?

U JUST REALISED THAT UR MUM CAN'T COOK.

IF U R OLD ENOUGH TO KNW THAT SHE CAN'T COOK, THEN U SHOULD BE OLD ENOUGH TO DO THE COOKING URSELF.

IT IS UR CHOICE

IT DEPENDS ON THE INDIVIDUAL, IF U LIKE IT, GO AHEAD, IT IS A FREE WORLD.

DO NOT ALLOW ANYBODY TO MAKE U FEEL TERRIBLE ABT WHT U LIKE WEARING PROVIDED U R COMFORTABLE.

landlords and landladies want to reap quickly, wht else do u expect?

HI,

WYSE IS THE PLACE TO GO

SO, DONT WASTE ANYTIME

wht i really dont understand is that, when people are talking abt their achievements over there,

u r busy washing ur slimy, over-sized underwear in public.

u really should be ashamed of urself.

so wht have u gained? spoilt brat.

hide ur stupid face in shame

yes

i would pay my tax, if the money would be used to provide basic amenities

as me again

LEAVE STORY FOR MARKET WOMAN

NICE KO, NICE NI

my grand father of course, who else?

if u wanna have a good laugh, nairaland is the place to be.

there is no dull moments and it has a way of easing ones' stress.

cheers

oge4real my sister, i support u, but as for me, i no only jump am pass, i fly am pass.

sucide for this kind beautiful live with lovely family? mbanu, tufiakua

hi,

there is hope, all u need do is go for ur masters or write professional exams

so, pls dont give up

cheers

housewife?

wht am i going to do with it?Godforbid

stay at home and become with baby factory. no way. why did i go to school?

it wont work.

we will take care of the children together

welcome back girl

NA SO SO STORY FULL THIS COUNTRY NIGERIA.

why dont they like her?

is it the way she behaves?

wht exactly is she not doing right?

i'm very sure ur family members must have told u wht they dont like abt her.

if u really love her, then talk to her, i'm sure will will change

why u dey help ur brother wey get headache take panadol?

na u get the headache?

how did ur brother meet them in the first place?

tell him to rewind until he gets to whn he has just one left.

stupid question

hello dear,u can get the real price only if u can register with trade alert on the cscs web site. they will text you whenever u buy or sell. for more info call 08027411928 or mail profy2k4@yahoo.com.


hi profy2k4

i sent u a mail, u didnt reply.

pls could u tell me how this trade alert thing works

thank u

love a little, that's my advice

right now, there is nothing we can do abt it.

let's just wait and see.

keep ur fingers crossed.

goodluck bro

any how sha, u guys r not too young,

u could start a family.

at 22 and 25yr na wetin u na still dey wait for?

for my village, 22yrs don born all the children wey dey her womb finish

and at 25yrs for the guy, him mate don marry 5 wives with plenty children  

na wetin come bi the big deal?

u need to be flogged and seriously,

right from this very minute, i will continue to fast and pray for ur babe make she carry belle,

so that next time, nobody go tell u. spoil pikin wey no dey hear word

u are a very funny guy.

u only asked her the last time she saw her period after sleeping with her several times.

i'm not only disappointed in u, i'm also surprised at u that in this era of STDs,HIV etc, u r still sleeping around without protection.God don catch u

well, congratulations in advance cos u will soon be a daddy.

i pray to God almight that it should be quadruplet, then u would knw wht's it is like to joke with wht u cannot handle.

good luck bros

u think say na coins dem dy take dey marry for ibo land?

whn dem give u the list of items to provide, nobody to tell u say make u go work harder.

getting married in ibo land doesnt come cheap.

it is very ridiculous whn i hear people borrowing alot of money for their wedding ceremonies.

as for me, i no send message, after u don do talk of the town wedding, u go come dey smoke garri without sugar and gnut. tufiakwa

na wa 4 u oh.

people with excess hip dey complain, u wey not get dey hala.

u na no go kill us

i can not really say,cos i'm a woman.i guess i would have to come to this world as a man to be able to answer that question

hi fellow nairalanders,

please, how do i know the actual prices my shares were bought on the floor of the stock exchange? apart from wht was quoted in my contract note.

like wht somebody said sometime ago, that contract note na paper and biro, that is, it can be altered.


i became suspicious because of happened, i monitor the daily prices of shares, so the differences btw the price at my shares were bought and wht was quoted on the floor that day was much.

we all know that some brokers can be very funny.

pls help me